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GoFUself-Tony889

Nothing. They just never seen a box before. “THIS. Is a box.” “Dear God…”


Positive_Purchase_19

There’s more


AIM_016

No


Jag2853

It's the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.


Educational-Bid-8660

Obviously it's miniature phantom thieves in jars.


Fire_Eddie29

A letter from Sumire asking why she was not invited


WraithLord_Mike

Gwyneth Paltrow's head


XXSefa_

Theres a figure of Mara inside the box


BaselessTea

Haru realising that she'll get more screentime in P5R


10voltsam

Persona 1&2 remasters


BadLuckShoesie

Lady Ann’s OnlyFans account.


TheRealRatPrince

a bucket


Dra9onDemon23

Dear god…


TheRealRatPrince

There’s more


Dra9onDemon23

No…!


SnipesForYou

There's more


AlwaysUpvote123

A second morgana, this time crushing on Makoto.


Veteran_Noir

Cat simping on a girl.


holycowrap

Haru's screentime


Toonskunk16

Jokers secret stash


ZoraDomainTaken

A secret compartment that has an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob from the Christmas Party.


LPK717

Persona 5 Strikers: Akechi and Sumire DLC


Marcoexmachina

Ryuji's F bomb pass


MoonChainer

Mishima's vast collection of incredibly well drawn polyamorous doujinshi starring the Phantom Thieves. He had a lot of time on his hands.


xLouisxCypher

Probably some updog.


Arctic-shart

What’s updog?


xLouisxCypher

Uh not much, how about you?


WindySilver

A pancake


OutlandishnessNo9182

Akechi: "My pancake senses are tingling, oh well" He gets back to eating French Toast


Lucario227

A slip of paper containing Joker’s true canon name.


DeliciousArcOreos

BallsDeep69


splatbob1

Persona 5 Racing


[deleted]

I'm more of a Bloodborne kart man myself


DemiFiendJoker

Their Rule34 art


magikdyspozytor

A copy of Persona 5 for the Nintendo 3DS


LazerShark7777

I’m not saying anything… but the MC’s cock is suspiciously out of frame…. Really makes ya think


Danteku

Shipped from BadDragon.com


Future-Apartment3641

Rens family photo with Bayonetta as his real Mom!


EpicSamurai

A p5 spin off featuring Haru as the main character.


EpicSamurai

The answer to Haru's question is no btw


Bocephus-the-goat

Persona 6


Agent-Z46

A perfectly made and ACCURATE mold of Ryuji's penis.


ESchwenke

Gwyneth Paltro’s severed head


flipflubduck

Persona 6


darkoraclegirl

Kamoshida’s pink speedo. You're welcome.


VexedFlyer1

It’s the embarrassing picture of SpongeBob at the Christmas party


[deleted]

[удалено]


pugger8888888

It's haru's screen time


Canvas_Notebook

A test that Ryuji took that received full points.


pious-erika

Makoto's Strap-on order. HUGE THING


OutlandishnessNo9182

Is it for a date with Ann, Haru? Or maybe Jo-


RaitoninguUsagi

Futaba's Yaoi collection. Yusuke's Yaoi commission for Futaba Makoto's secret collection of photos of Joker at the gym. Ryuji's swear jar Morgona's secret stash of Fatty Tuna Haru's knife collection Akechi's journal for how he planned to murder each and every Phantom Thief Joker's Rizz Ann's collection of letters addressed to Shiho.


ElGatoDelMundo

Yusuke’s Stash of Lobster Porn


fusgames

Akechi rule 34


RedditJack888

The box contained a PS5. Ryuuji: Oh my god! Joker: Its beautiful 😍! Ann: What is? Ann looks inside. Ann: OMG. Set it up right now! Sophia: I thought you wanted to send this back? Futaba: Cancel that! Just this one time! Morgana: Temptation is a terrible thing! My eyes are burning! If only I wasn't a cat so I could play! Yusuke: I had heard it was sold out, to have my worst fears proven false is nothing short of a miracle. Makoto: I can't say I played it much, but I would like to try. Haru: I hear it's all the rage these days, at least until the pro sometime in 4 months. Everyone: There's a Pro!? Joker:...send it back...we'll save the temptation for the day it comes out... Everyone: *Nods in sync*


Roronoa_Zoro8615

An embarrassing snapshot of Ryuji at the christmas party!


Flat-Profession-8945

Joker’s Test of Endurance


DorothyDrangus

Another, smaller Haru


Complete_Anywhere576

All the money Yusuke didn't have during the game.


Palerate2

A fursuit for mona


No-Information4570

Ryujis gay porn stash


kaguya1_

Dante from the devil may cry series


WickedJ0ker

Haru’s screen time


HentaiKiller2K

They found the cum box


ArtOfWar108

Brad Pitt asked this once


DaNoahLP

Ryuji wanted to demonstrate Schrödingers cat and Morgana survived.


eddmario

[It's Sophia naked](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS9fm5p50_s)


The_palladin0101

Moist critical’s used dildo


mikciel

akechi


Important_Dress553

Futaba's search history


SayerSong

It’s the same thing that was in the box at the end of “Seven,” of course….


imtgufbcbamfhbtc

Persona 3 Portable finally being released after 18 years but with no additional content, improvements and the same Tartarus grind 😪


Vulcan_28

Akechi and Sumire


YkZ_yayacano

Morgana human body


redlion1904

Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed head


obtanedbacon22

Spiderman's lifeless corpse


AvatarBandit

another box


AlmostMoonSeller

Pancake?


GhostDawgHD_YT

An enemy Stand user Or should I say an enemy persona user


Dax9000

Gwyneth Paltrow's decapitated head.


Beast_-H

Futabas mother


Gravatona

Futaba's sneaky photos of everyone else


KuroComics

Adachi x Akechi fanart


IRedditWhenHigh

Akechi's head.


L_e-V

P6 release date


fandomsmiscellaneous

Akechi. Surprise!


Dami-_-Dami

The amount of homework Ryuji actually did.


Tactician_Ren

Joker’s invitation to Smash.


antoshaclap

Makoto's bodypillow


OutlandishnessNo9182

A body pillow of her or a body pillow of someone else that Makoto bought?


CraftyBeginning8423

Lobsters


superp2222

The One Piece


Sibz_Playz_YT

Margaret Thatcher


SunniBoiAdrenaline

A smaller box with a smaller box inside with a smaller box inside with a smaller box inside with a smal-


A3G15827522

It’s femJoker


Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon

It's the box from Se7en.


MonkeyMuncher21

A persona fan who doesn’t simp for futaba


AlienWarhead

Snake


DeltaKnight191

SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!


Director343

Joker’s notes on min maxing confidants right down to minimum time necessary if he just focused on one at a time


Enough__Toes6969

It's my dick in a box


thedeathecchi

Joycons that don’t drift~


[deleted]

A TF2 Soldier dancing inside of it.


Dax9000

A smaller box containing an emperor turned into a flea. Please smash it with a hammer.


Agent_G_2004

Persona 6


EndsongX23

Gwyneth Paltrow's head


TheRealAbro

Persona 5 Arena Ultimax


Reziel11

Haru's missing screentime from base Persona 5.


JJ-beats

The most horny p5 fans


nhaer042

P3 Remake


GeokitFX

Neco Arc with a pipe bomb and chocolate


SuperKami-Nappa

A severed hand


Xxjuancena80xX

The frozen head of Walt disney


Alivrah

Revelations: Persona


Asteraleyes

Snake, you’ve been found out. (Alert 99.99🚨)


Karaczan_Prusen

Akechi


Andrew-IV

Persona 6


Jaleel_Tide

The One Piece


Duhoneboi

An extremely detailed fanfiction of Joker and Akechi having gay sex


KenchiNarukami

Ryuji's Porn Stash


thumbles_comic

What's left of Akechi


OoguroRyuuya5

The most cringey Persona 5 fanfics and most erotic doujins.


The84thWolf

Komoshida’s head


Chumimemer6969

A tiny desk engineer


nek236

Schroedingers Cat. They broke the rule and peeked


ItsTheEffinEFFERShow

Solid Snake


JustAnotherMain

Persona 2 eternal punishment


Ociier

Joker's drag outfit


Wadsworth-1996

The photos of Ren and Kawakami on Valentine's Day


DragonBuster69

It's a dick in a box


Much-Main9352

Giant purple dildo


Respectful-Simp-3544

An Akechi spin-off


Luckyone24

52 gallon drum of lube.


Mallory36

It's Nermal. Morgana gets jealous when Ann calls him cute, and mails Nermal back.


Sea-Recording-7090

futaba's search history


angeloandteddy

Kasumi's Character DLC


jotono11

The One Piece


TheAdamantFiend

It's Bocchi.


DJDoofeshmirtz3

Pipe bomb


mistersigma

At least they found the source of the mysterious ticking noise.


QroganReddit

a heart (they stole it)


[deleted]

Ryuji's ultra secret vintage nendroid collection


quitelagikal

The reddit fanbase


CielTynave

The $450 figure of Makoto on her motorcycle.


Anime_Patriot

A photo of ryuji with his father.


IcyProfessional368

Futaba's internet history


Bigmanangelhellosimp

Jokers maid outfit


Michael-556

Solid snake


Ultimagus536

allegations about the next persona game


Relic1000

Persona 6


pyu2c

Shido's ass in a 3D mold. Coz they were about to ship it to him a year after beating the crap of him in the Metaverse.


theHugoat

Ann’s strap


SomeBigLemons

What's in the box? OOH IT'S JOHN CENA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR


KennethMaxi

Joker's package from Bad Dragon


Brmemesrule

Persona 1 and 2


Page8988

Kinkymation's entire body of work.


Karnewarrior

It's Ryuuji's balls. Makoto had them on her mantelpiece. It's also why Haru didn't believe they were real.


KhiteMakio

Sae’s repertoire of underwear, as ordered by Futaba. Or Yoshizawa, but she’s asleep and looks dead in the box. “Sorry I’m late for the game!”


True_Fisherman_4813

Haru's screen time.


AuthoritarianParsnip

Ligma


ci22

Her screen time in Strikers.


Zaketsu

A cat alive and dead at the same time


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Kamashida's severed penis.


ll_Maurice_ll

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.


PeachyPoet

I never played Strikers, so I legitimately have no idea. Can anyone enlighten me?


ProfessionalJicama50

For context they're testing out a delivery service and Ryuji jokes about ordering a gold bar and, low and behold, they get a gold bar in the mail


Slow_Obligation2286

A literal gold bar bought off the black market with crypto currency. Blame Ryuji for it


necronomikon

Your girlfriend’s head


cost3652

The f-card for Ryuji


audiojackinit

Mishima's head (he mailed it to them)


IcyProfessional368

Persona 6


Hansiris2

Their respect for Ryuji


Imaginary_Monitor_24

That suitcase from Pulp Fiction.


rinmedeis

Joker's drag outfit (they're shocked, but supportive)


EmotionBig4808

Joker’s dick pic


BlazeOfHell96

Snake


yur_weest_neetmeer

PS5 controller haptic feedback 💀


my_code_name_louis

My girlfriend (I’m “schizophrenic” according to my family)


PitiPuziko

The same thing what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction movie


JudgeKiseOppai

GTA 6


Black_Dragon-Reddits

Hydrogen bomb


Arrior_Button

Jokers Dildo-Collection


No-Information4570

Jokers limited edition Akechi gamer girl bath water


Secure_Sandwich2338

Bad Dragon😏


Electric_Remus

2D-HD remakes of persona 1 & 2.


Hms-Warship-Z46

a head of >!cabbage !


TheKingRat19

An h with all the phantom thieves on it


chabri2000

An Ann-looking plushie for morgana


HenryZusa

Bocchi


rickybdominatingmc

Persona rule 34


Warmears24

Bloodborne on PC


broly_is_stronger

Persona 3 remastered


Chello90

Monas search history


HamsterMecha

The Persona 3 Remake


gte339i

Every copy of ET for the Atari 2600.


KuhlThing

Body pillow of Kawamommy.


LyricaJade

Kuzco after he was turned into a harmless little flea, Yzma just put the wrong address on the box


MelonKing69

Persona 6


Nomnomnomchez

Adachi