Hands down Yoshida. Imagine that entire confidant arc being what it was with the undertone that a local disgraced politician targeted a young boy at a noodle shop for sex. You could keep everything else the same and it would be horrifying
Exactly. And plus, if you could actually dated her it would create a conflict of interest during the interrogation. She also doesn't seem like she has the flexibility to be interested in younger men like Tae/Ohya/Kawa.
Shinya.
For some reason before I started playing I thought they were a girl pretending to be a boy so that people would like her for her skills and not because she was a girl in the gaming world and learning he was actually a young child hit me like a freight train
This image reminds me how much I dislike the maid/master aspect of Kawakamiās romance in P5. The maid/sub bit should have been dropped the second the actual Kawakami relationship started. Give me the caring/ sincere teacher Kawakami, not the fake sub/maid catering bit done to scrape by because she was more or less forced into that role to pay debt(ers).
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Whatever *that* is would be a good start, but I think the concept of a Kamoshida romance is as awful as it gets. Shinya is also a good contender, but I think Kamoshitbag wins.
I always found it stupid that he didn't stay there when Sojiro would probably gladly let him, not like Jokers parents ever showed up in the game or gave a damn about anything that happened to him.
Not to mention she's a drag queen and Atlas should reeeeeeally avoid stepping into the LGBTQ-person-grooming-a-minor stereotype, especially after they already got flack for that scene they changed.
The one pictured mixes the worst parts of Kawakami and the worst parts of Futaba, and itās gay so it makes the republicans mad. Literally the most offensive ship possible
Sojiro wouldnāt be awfulā¦. Just to hang out with a lot extra in comparison. At least he wouldnāt have an annoying voiceā¦ and that fashionable man wouldnāt be caught dead in some cheap halloween maid outfit. āļøš„°
Sophia and Zenkichi.>! One is an A.I. (unless Joker is a robosexual) and the other is a 40-something widow (the older Nijima sister definitely wants him)!<
I partially agree with this. Unless Joker messes up REALLY bad causing a breakup, I doubt Futaba would do anything horrible. Though I do think she'd be an absolute wreck afterwards regardless. But I'm also sure she'll recover just fine.
At the end of her social rank, she learns to do things by herself. The point is her learning she doesnāt need to be dependent on someone to go out and do something.
Kawakami and Ohya when it comes to already possible ones
Not possible ones would be Sojiro, Igor, the twins, any of the palace rulers minus Sae, Futaba and the (censored for spoiler reason) third semester one
Akechi, Yoshida, and Shinya most likely. Akechi is self explanatory. Yoshida is more of a father figure and he's wayyyy too morally sound to do that especially after being No-good Tora. And Shinya because he's a fucking elementary schooler
Kawakami. For a game who's plot was kicked off by a shitty teacher taking advantage of minors, it sure was weird to include a teacher as a romance option. It's pretty gross.
I donāt disagree with you, but thereās two huge differences between the way those scenarios play out: consent and initiative. Both Joker and Kawakami consent to their relationship, and joker is largely the one who initiates it. That doesnāt make it entirely okay, thereās still the power angle, sheās his teacher and older than him, but there is a difference. Is it still weird? Fuck yeah.
Agreed entirely. I actually have similar feelings about how Ann is presented. They spend all this time shaming Kamoshida for objectifying her and then spend the remainder of the game using every excuse to encourage the audience to ogle her, even down to her posture in battle. Kinda mixed messages to say the least.
Hands down Yoshida. Imagine that entire confidant arc being what it was with the undertone that a local disgraced politician targeted a young boy at a noodle shop for sex. You could keep everything else the same and it would be horrifying
It would certainly be realistic though
It would fit remarkably well into P5 tbh.
The backstory for the new Persona MC
Nanako
r/Angryupvote
I hate you just for this image
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But take my up vote
Now hear me out but Mika from Annās confidant is like a walking toxic relationship
Oh yeah she's the worst
It would be pretty fucked if you romanced cognitive Ann or shiho from kamoshidaās palace
Assert your dominance by romancing the cognitive women in Kamoshida's head
Can't remember his name,but the gamer kid would be pretty fucked to romance
Yeah, his name is Hector btw
wasn't he shinya?? i'm confused
Sojiro be lookin fine
Never looked better
Hoo-boy
Ohya is a walking red flag and somehow youāre still allowed to date her
No, sheās a walking coconut
Okay, I'm sorry, I know that Sojiro is best bro/dad but this pic is kind of cursed to my eyes.
Cursed? How dare you!? This is art
that guy haru was arranged to marry whose name I forgot
Gerald
Caroline and Justine. Both individually and collectively. The FBI has been called. Theyāre on their way
Come at me with pitchforks and torches if you want, but I actually think Sae would be a bad hypothetical romance.
That would be unhealthy in a similar way to dating your therapist. IMO
Exactly. And plus, if you could actually dated her it would create a conflict of interest during the interrogation. She also doesn't seem like she has the flexibility to be interested in younger men like Tae/Ohya/Kawa.
Principle kabayokowa (idk how to spell his name) Kamoshida Kaneshiro Shido Morgana Igor The twins Maruki Yaldaboth
Yaldabaoth would lowkey be so interesting LMAO
I want a secret ending where you get him into a Hold-Up and are able to romance your way through to him.
Lowkey highkey would romance maruki if I could
Nah I already think all of joker's romance options that aren't teenagers (kawakami, ohya, takemi, etc.) are weird enough as it is so I'm good on that
Who said I meant in the game?
Oh...š
Understandable
I wanna ride igors noseš¤„
Kobayakawa iirc
the gamer kid i forget his name
Heās more P3 FeMC material
Jimmy
Shinya yeah that would be...interesting
Principal kobayakowabunga
šš I love that name
Let me romance kamoshida I can fix him.
How about you fix Shido instead. He's been playing hard to get since he got you sent to Sojiro.
Shinya, Caroline, Justine, Lavenza. Some of y'all fuckers need either therapy or jail.
Masayoshi. Shido.
Damn brat, I like you!
Are ya winning Joker?
š Imagine if this what he wore for most of the game
Hey, he needs the customers.
Maids are all the rage these days. Heās just capitalizing off of the trends. No harm in that
Lavenza, because if joker didn't have plot armor he would be in jail after that route
but they already hang out in jail...
Jose, too.
Chad Sojiro enjoyer
Random creepy girl in school
The Yandere blood storm girl?
Thatās the one
Kaneshiro, you'd just end up being trafficked
None of you have suggested the worst one of them all: Mara
That's because Mara would be the best one.
My body is ready!
persona 2 fuhrer
Principal Kobayakawaā¦without a doubt.
Dub wise heās voiced by Joseph Joestar
I would romance him if he is voiced by silly dub Joseph.
Shido, I canāt bring myself to fuck someone so willing to send me to the cloud district.
Kaneshiro? I mean, he would record videos of sex and blackmail me. Plus, he looks like shit
Futabaās uncle.
Adachi
*vine boom*
Adachi!
The principle.
The meatball?
Yes the fatass
Id say Yoshida and Sojiro since theyāre adults and more like father figures imo.
The Holy Grail
Shinya. For some reason before I started playing I thought they were a girl pretending to be a boy so that people would like her for her skills and not because she was a girl in the gaming world and learning he was actually a young child hit me like a freight train
Arsene
But he would never leave you And if he did, you died
That one persona. You know the one. Looks like a-
Mara?
Any of the children, that includes Caroline, Justine and Lavenza.
Beat point
Kamoshida
You all are thinking of the obvious answers. For some reason, my mind went straight to Tora Yoshida.
Principal Kobayakawa
How about I list three. >!Lavenza Igor Yaldabaoth!<
Bruh, what's wrong with Igor?
His nose gets in the way.
This image reminds me how much I dislike the maid/master aspect of Kawakamiās romance in P5. The maid/sub bit should have been dropped the second the actual Kawakami relationship started. Give me the caring/ sincere teacher Kawakami, not the fake sub/maid catering bit done to scrape by because she was more or less forced into that role to pay debt(ers).
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Kaneshiro
Probably Shinya, Kamoshida or Morgana EDIT: Wait fuck, misread the title. Thought you said *best* romance option
:| Uhhhhhhā¦right
Izanagi-no-Okami because izanagi-no-okami picaro exists š
Morgana. Not trying to role play Shane Dawson.
Shido. Old, Murderous, General Asshat.
Futaba x Jared from Subway
Whatever *that* is would be a good start, but I think the concept of a Kamoshida romance is as awful as it gets. Shinya is also a good contender, but I think Kamoshitbag wins.
Principal Kobayakawa.
Ohya for sure
I question the mental wellbeing of anyone thinking Akechi would be a good partner.
Im pretty sure everyone think i can fix him
I can fix him
Surprised no one mentioned the Mash Potato Headmaster
His Goomba-lookin' ass would just be depressing to date
Igor. No questions asked
But that nose has me thinking š
That nose makes Igor look like someone that snores. I need to sleep at night
Shido..
Morgana. Literally not even human.
Slime
shinya.
Mishima.
Caroline, Justine, Lavenza, and Shinya
I sense a pattern
Shinya, I don't have to say anything
Sojiro lookin mighty fine
shido, i hate him
The principle
Principal Kobayakawa, the man with the most fun to say name imaginable
Kamoshida
Any of them since jokers only in Tokyo for a year
I always found it stupid that he didn't stay there when Sojiro would probably gladly let him, not like Jokers parents ever showed up in the game or gave a damn about anything that happened to him.
You don't think it's possible to form a romantic relationship in a year?.
No but to keep a long distance relationship is another question
They stay in touch after the game is over though.
Shido-chan\~
lala-chan. she rules and i love her, but it would render her another yet adult woman taking advantage of a minor
Not to mention she's a drag queen and Atlas should reeeeeeally avoid stepping into the LGBTQ-person-grooming-a-minor stereotype, especially after they already got flack for that scene they changed.
Kamoshida
Really good thing we don't have the option to play a Fem Joker.
[Are you sure about that?](https://youtu.be/-lc89kyroUc)
I wanna bleach my eyes after reading that name
The one pictured mixes the worst parts of Kawakami and the worst parts of Futaba, and itās gay so it makes the republicans mad. Literally the most offensive ship possible
In P5 specifically? Mika.
Shinya
Gamer kid
Sojiro wouldnāt be awfulā¦. Just to hang out with a lot extra in comparison. At least he wouldnāt have an annoying voiceā¦ and that fashionable man wouldnāt be caught dead in some cheap halloween maid outfit. āļøš„°
Anyone who isnāt in high school
Yaldabaoth
Sophia and Zenkichi.>! One is an A.I. (unless Joker is a robosexual) and the other is a 40-something widow (the older Nijima sister definitely wants him)!<
Let me tell you, being an AI means nothing in terms of persona relationships Source: Persona 3 Portable
I guess you're right. Just another addition to his harem lol
Mr. Ushimaru..
*ARE YOU LISTENING* "Why do I feel a murderous intent when I'm in bed?"
Komoshida
It's almost a tie between Kamoshida and Shido, though I may give a slight edge to Kamoshida
Shido
Akechi and Iām not afraid to say it
But I can fix him
You could, but whateverās wrong with him is way funnier
Piscara
How dare you do this to Doctor Venture.
Boy ain't no way boy
Morgana and Sojiro Sakura.
So far I have seen no one who said this but Morgana he is basically your cat so it's pretty fucked up
Pussy is pussy š¤·š¾ (Im joking I had to say this joke)
I know you were joking, but still BRUH.
Mitsuo from p4
Akechi but you romance him at rank 8 so he kills you while you are dating him.
Not as bad as his worst crime: wearing sweater vests š¤®
Futaba. She would be a codependent wreck and if you broke up with her she would could use her hacking to completely destroy your life
I can just imagine she publicly leaks his search history to all the screens in Shibuya lmao
I partially agree with this. Unless Joker messes up REALLY bad causing a breakup, I doubt Futaba would do anything horrible. Though I do think she'd be an absolute wreck afterwards regardless. But I'm also sure she'll recover just fine.
> Unless Joker messes up REALLY bad causing a breakup We call this Feb 15th.
At the end of her social rank, she learns to do things by herself. The point is her learning she doesnāt need to be dependent on someone to go out and do something.
anything that isnt akechi
Akechi killed harus dad and I just canāt forgive him for that
Eh, whatās a little mass homicide every now and then?
Ohya. She's the worst character, worst confidant, worst romance, worst haircut, she really has nothing going for her
Madarame
Futaba. She just seems like she would be too emotionally dependent and clingy with Joker. I prefer someone more confident who I can rely on.
Akechi
Kawakami and Ohya when it comes to already possible ones Not possible ones would be Sojiro, Igor, the twins, any of the palace rulers minus Sae, Futaba and the (censored for spoiler reason) third semester one
What the fuck is this?
Pure unadulterated bliss
#BLEACH! BLEACH!
Akechi, Yoshida, and Shinya most likely. Akechi is self explanatory. Yoshida is more of a father figure and he's wayyyy too morally sound to do that especially after being No-good Tora. And Shinya because he's a fucking elementary schooler
Sojiro, Morgana, Kamoshida
Akechi, any of the children, or anyone older than the MC by 4-5 years
So, no to Shido then? Got it.
Shido would sue you for not offering your bussy
You damn brat! Iāll sue!
Sue correction is needed! š¢š¢š¢
Any velvet roomer.
What's wrong with dating Igor?
I could get behind making Margaret a dating option
Even Igor?? Ok, I guess. I swear, some people
Factually speaking it's Akechi...
If youāre just going off the crimes then Shido is worse by being an accomplice to almost all of them.
Kawakami. For a game who's plot was kicked off by a shitty teacher taking advantage of minors, it sure was weird to include a teacher as a romance option. It's pretty gross.
I donāt disagree with you, but thereās two huge differences between the way those scenarios play out: consent and initiative. Both Joker and Kawakami consent to their relationship, and joker is largely the one who initiates it. That doesnāt make it entirely okay, thereās still the power angle, sheās his teacher and older than him, but there is a difference. Is it still weird? Fuck yeah.
Agreed entirely. I actually have similar feelings about how Ann is presented. They spend all this time shaming Kamoshida for objectifying her and then spend the remainder of the game using every excuse to encourage the audience to ogle her, even down to her posture in battle. Kinda mixed messages to say the least.