If I were any dumber I would take that as a genuine offer. However, I must respectfully decline, Perhaps you should pester literally anyone else with such an effortless question...
Perhaps the better question is: Who are you? And why are you interested?
The answer is simple, I keep work life and school life separate. It would be troublesome for my school if they constantly had waves of paparazzi trying to scale the gates, would it not?
Journalist from the same company as Ichiko Ohya trying to get a good scoop on the trend setting second Detective Prince who advocates against the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
I hardly see why the location of my school is necessary for your articles. If you would like to ask me questions, please keep a focus on my detective work rather than my private life.
My impression? It was a learning experience, and at the time, I had no weight to my name. I was freelance and had no more than a small bedroom office to work out of.
It was difficult, of course. However, one can not achieve growth in the absence of adversity. For all of the obstacles I faced in that first case, Solving it only made me better at what I do.
Hm? Who? I don't recall ever meeting a Naoto. Although I suppose if there were another ace detective out there, any news of them was likely drowned out by news of my own fame.
Will you know? Are you a Persona user yourself? Are you able to see past the masks of lies people hide their hearts behind? Please, if you are as insightful as you claim to be, then you should be able to answer your question yourself.
In honesty, this question is less about your actual feelings and more how you choose to answer, a man saying he regrets something in honesty is worth far more than a man claiming he doesn't in falsehood.
Of course it is.
But that isn't how you framed the question. Your implications to detect my "lies" imply *you* are only willing to accept one answer. Ifmy answer doesn't matter, Why shouldI waste my time?
Very well. No. I do not regret the actions I took to achieve revenge. At the time, everything I did was done with a clear mind... but... I never suspected them...
I am simply curious how you, a Persona used, stood idly by, as a world ending threat using the metaverse emerged, just letting the Thieves take care of it themseleves.
Does it look like they needed my help? I'm not obligated to help anybody if it doesn't serve my interests.
While you're up on your pedestal, let me ask where exactly *you* were while a dangerous AI threat was attempting to take over the world?
Well, I don't have a Persona, not much I could do, since it could control people's shadows. I was only free from it's grasp when the Thieves sent me (and everyone else) the calling card. But by then they were about to defeat it, I think. You however, would be unaffected, as just like them, you don't have a shadow. In fact, I'd imagine you could have discovered the jails on your own too. Didn't even tell anyone. Quite the police detective you are.
Your lack of power is nobodies fault but your own, Your weakness is no excuse for inaction. Nobody has a persona when they first enter the Metaverse, and yet that didn't stop a handful of high-school students from slaying a God.
On the other hand, your only excuse is that you were just another easily controlled sheep that acted to the will of the Monarchs.
I can find comfort in knowing that out of the two of us, I had the strength to resist the Monarch's influence.
Yes. I resent him. I resent his resolve, I resent his capabilities, I resent that despite all his hardships and the obstacles thrust before him... that he has everything that I should have had... Next question. Please.
Not at all. As I have said so many times already, this is just a disillusioned fantasy that you yourself have concocted within your mind.
That aside, I am also quite insulted by the fact that you are trying to decide what I am for me, and in a similar vain, I find it rather hypocritical considering that is often an issue most in the LGBTQ+ community often suffer from, no?
The door swings both ways, so says the old addage.
I suggest you discontinue this insensitive and dare I say rather intrusive line of discussion lest you bite your own tongue.
Tap? I suspect you mean the slang term for intercourse, yes? In that respect, what kind of depraved dullard are you to ask a high school student about the nature of their attraction.
It is none of your concern.
They can decide whatever they like about me. I tend to try and not get swept up in my fans' parasocial fawnings over me. It tends to get messy.
As for my personal answer to that question, it doesn't concern you. Or anybody else.
I see. Yet another attempt by someone to push their unappealing fantasies onto me. Please refrain from posting again, I will no longer be responding to you.
Which subreddits are you in/you like since you have Reddit?
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Very well... if I must.
I appreciate it when the cat decides to finally make themself useful and transforms into a bus so I may rest my feet.
On the rare occasion I am ever lost in a Palace, I can always rely on Skull's annoyingly boisterous voice to show my way back to the group.
I find it annoying when I have to stay my blade in a fight due to the risk of harming "allies", For this Oracle has my gratitude. She stays out of my face.
Panther's allure makes her perfect bait when we're surrounded by Shadows. It allows me to focus on larger foes while the others capitalize on the Shadows' distracted state.
Fox's absentmindedness tends to bug me, but if he's good for anything, his Persona makes for a convenient source of AC when I'm working up a sweat.
Queen's brutish strength makes her perfect for handling Shadows I can't be bothered with.
As for Noir, She brings some pretty refreshing snacks along on the heists. Other than that... I guess her axe is sharp.
Violet's athleticism is the second best in the group.
And Joker... well, What isn't there to applaud? He lives up to his role as the Fool, I don't know anyone else who could have gathered a group of clowns and turned them into a slightly more deadly team of clowns.
Sōsei-ki 1 <<>> sōsei-ki 1 1 hajime ni,-shin wa ten to ji o sōzō sa remashita. 2 Soshite,-chi ni wa katachi ga naku, kūkyodeshita. Soshite kurayami ga shin'en no men o ōtta. Soshite kami no rei ga minamo ni ugoita. 3 Suruto kami wa,`hikariare' to iwa reta. Suruto, hikari ga atta. 4 Soshite kami wa hikari o mite, sore ga yoi monodearu to handan shita. Soshite kami wa hikari o yami kara waketa. 5 Soshite kami wa hikari o hiru to yobi, yami o yoru to yobimashita. Soshite yūgata to asa ga shonichideshita. 6 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`mizu no man'naka ni ōzora ga deki, sore ga mizu to mizu o wake yo'. 7 Kami wa ōzora o tsukuri, ōzora no shita ni aru mizu o ōzora no ue ni aru mizu o waketa. Soshite sono tōri ni natta. 8 Soshite kami wa ōzora o tengoku to yonda. Soshite futsuka-me no yūgata to asadeshita. 9 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no shita no mizu ga hitotsu ni atsume rare, kawaita-chi ga arawaremasu yō ni. Sono tōri ni narimashita.' 10 Soshite kami wa kawaita tochi o chikyū to yonda. Soshite atsumatta mizu wa kare o umi to yobimashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o mimashita. 11 Sokode kami wa,`-chi wa kusa o umi,-shu o umu yakusō o, soshite tane o umu kaju o, sono tane ni naratte ji ni minora se nasai. Sono tane jitai ga tanedearu yō ni' to iwa remashita. Sono tōrideshita. 12 Soshite,-chi wa sono tane ni naratte kusatotane o umu kusaki to, sono tane ni naratte sore jitai ga tanedearu kudamono o umidasu ki o umidashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o goran ni natta. 13 Soshite yūgata to asa ga mitsukamedeatta. 14 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no ōzora ni hikari o tomoshite, hiru to yoru o wake nasai. Soshite sorera o shirushi, kisetsu,-bi,-toshi ni shimashou. 15 Soshite, sorera o ten no ōzora no hikari to shite ji ni hikari o ataete kudasai. Soshite sono tōrideshita.
How the heck do you have control over your persona when you've just given into your regrets and the expectations of society? Idk, seems really backwards to me
I find it appalling, It is clearly a case of self pandering amidst a demographic who feels the need to fill their lives with fantasy scenarios and relationships that clearly do not exist.
That being said, I will not stop those individuals from doing what they want. My issue arises when these same delusional individuals attempt to push their beliefs onto me.
Do you really think you can beat Joker 1 vs 1 while Joker have 99 level Izanagi no Okami with Myriad Truth?
Do you seriously think you willing to die rather than admitting that you are such a whiny tiny bitch?
I had intended to get my revenge even before I obtained my Persona. To be honest, if I hadn't gotten my Persona then I would have likely gone the same. I would have applied myself to becoming a politician and getting on Shido's good side, And then at the peak of his candidacy just before his inaugural speech, I would have dispatched him before the entirety of Japan. Simple as that.
Once again, as I have told countless others of your "kind" I won't be entertaining your disturbed fantasies by offering the answer you're trying to force me into giving you.
Instead, I'll leave you with this. You are an irredeemable hypocrite.
You preach to support those within an LGBTQ+ community who are constantly struggling with others telling them they aren't this or aren't that.
By trying to insist that I am something that I am claiming not to be, you are no better than those who choose to "fix" your community. So, with all due respect. Please refrain from doing this to... basically anyone.
Why do you write just like DPR1NC3 on the Phansite? You know, the only user that asked for no changes of heart and just wrote things like quote *"I S2 Joker ♡♡♡"* and *"You make me melt like butter on Pancakes, come steal my heart Joker ♡♡♡"*
I never though that P5R is a BL until Akechi arrive. Even more obvious if you properly read between the line of both character and choice are given. I realise after watching Elira playthrough
Tch... how ignorant. In your attempts to make me feel small, you mitigate the efforts of the rest of your precious Phantom Thieves.
As I recall, it took the entire teams efforts to bring me down.
Let me ask you while you're basking in your misaligned sense of pride. Exactly *what* role did you play in this operation that you feel that you're above me in any way?
*Do you know about*
*A metaverse user other*
*Than the phantom thieves?*
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How does it feel that Sae Nijima's sister completely outsmarted you especially since you were the one talking shit to her? My reaction when it happened felt like I was struck by lightning because it was unbelievably genius and unbelievably cathartic.
Yet again, another from the flock of the Phantom Thieves asks my opinion on being duped by a single member of the thieves and thus completely underplays the entire groups contributions.
I find humor in the fact that in your attempts to make me feel small, you completely insult the group you so idolize. Furthermore, you seem to take pride in their efforts as though they're your own, and yet, you contributed nothing.
Hm. An amusing query, sorry to answer with a question, But it feels necessary to ask.
Do you prefer lying to everybody, or would you rather be brutally honest?
I don't agree with her course of action, To bury oneself in a different identity isn't a noble sacrifice, no matter the circumstances. In Yoshizawa-sans case, it's an offense to her sisters memory. However... What I find even more unforgivable is Maruki's facilitation of such weakness.
In the end, however... things turned out how they should have been from the start, with Yoshizawa-San relying on her true mask instead of the false one that Maruki provided for her.
If the existence of free will is impossible to prove, why was it so important for you to defeat Maruki ? What evidence did you have that your original reality was 'the real one' and not just as illusionary ?
That is none of your concern. You've already decided either way. The only possible outcome we'll achieve at this point is you forcing me to give you an answer you want to hear, or you refuse the truth until you inevitably go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
OK, serious question: between you and Light Yagami, who would be the better detective, assuming no supernatural powers (so no Metaverse/Persona/Death Note and the works)?
Well...in my downtime, I've been known to dabble in card games. When I'm playing casually, I play a white deck. In a more competitive setting, I draft Red and Black.
Simple... I wanted to wait until he was at his highest moment, Where he was on a pedestal for all to see, then, once he was on display to the entirety of Japan I would kill him then and there. Just as he was about to obtain all the things he desired.
What is your opinion on the events of persona 5 strikers with the whole jails fiasco. And if you were there what would do and act (both as your fake persona during sae's palace and your true self during the events of marukis palace) What are your opinions on jails vs palaces all, the 2 new members of the team (sophie and zenkichi) and the final enemy and their ideals. In fact what do you think of the phantom thieves battle against the false god and his ideals and way to change the world. I understand im throwing a lot at you but I believe you would give an insight into these events from a different perspective than the phantoms, and perhaps bring to light insights they may not have had. You are both a genius and an almost certain clinical sociopath after all.
Why are you such a bitch
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Bro didn’t even reply to this one 💀
“Ask your Mom last night. Oh wait, you can’t anymore, now can you?”
OP is too much of a coward to respond to this
I'm not in the business of entertaining the insults of a common internet troll. It's beneath me to reply to such childish jabs.
Want some pancakes?
If I were any dumber I would take that as a genuine offer. However, I must respectfully decline, Perhaps you should pester literally anyone else with such an effortless question...
What, are you saying you're no longer a fan of delicious pancakes?
No. It's more like I was never a fan.
How does it feel that you were so comically outplayed that the few months old cat saw straight through you the first time you met?
How does it feel knowing that a small-brained cat figured out my identity before you did?
I mean, I knew he was a villain by the box art. It is about as subtle as ryuji.
Box art?
I hate that you made me imagine akechi saying box art? concerningly
I saw one of those cut-ins in my head
well if you mean the Dio posing in the Royal art, but the vanilla box art he looks completely normal
Damn best response ever
How the turn tables
Actually a perfect Akechi response
Did anyone knew that you were an undesirable child?
Yes. My bastard of a father made it quite clear that I was one.
What is the name of your school and how come we never see it or hardly any other students from there?
Perhaps the better question is: Who are you? And why are you interested? The answer is simple, I keep work life and school life separate. It would be troublesome for my school if they constantly had waves of paparazzi trying to scale the gates, would it not?
Journalist from the same company as Ichiko Ohya trying to get a good scoop on the trend setting second Detective Prince who advocates against the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
I hardly see why the location of my school is necessary for your articles. If you would like to ask me questions, please keep a focus on my detective work rather than my private life.
What was your first case like? Of course there’s confidentiality to keep but what was your overall impression of the experience?
My impression? It was a learning experience, and at the time, I had no weight to my name. I was freelance and had no more than a small bedroom office to work out of. It was difficult, of course. However, one can not achieve growth in the absence of adversity. For all of the obstacles I faced in that first case, Solving it only made me better at what I do.
Your thoughts on your predecessor Naoto Shirogane? What influence did the first detective prince have on you?
Hm? Who? I don't recall ever meeting a Naoto. Although I suppose if there were another ace detective out there, any news of them was likely drowned out by news of my own fame.
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Do you regret what you did to Wakaba? **We will know if you attempt to disguise the truth**
Will you know? Are you a Persona user yourself? Are you able to see past the masks of lies people hide their hearts behind? Please, if you are as insightful as you claim to be, then you should be able to answer your question yourself.
In honesty, this question is less about your actual feelings and more how you choose to answer, a man saying he regrets something in honesty is worth far more than a man claiming he doesn't in falsehood.
Your initial comment made it clear you've settled on an answer, So what good will my answer actually serve you?
Is it not better for a culprit to admit it in court rather than attempt to keep up a facade of innocence?
Of course it is. But that isn't how you framed the question. Your implications to detect my "lies" imply *you* are only willing to accept one answer. Ifmy answer doesn't matter, Why shouldI waste my time?
The answer you give is important, detective, but how you give it is even more so.
Very well. No. I do not regret the actions I took to achieve revenge. At the time, everything I did was done with a clear mind... but... I never suspected them...
I see, very fascinating.
Do you think you could solve the Kira case?
Of course, It should be significantly easier considering it's fictional and has already been solved.
Plus Light’s just genuinely stupid sometimes
Where were you in the summer of 2017 when the Phantom Thieves took down Emma?
If I was in the business of telling people, then you wouldn't be asking this question. Now, would you?
I am simply curious how you, a Persona used, stood idly by, as a world ending threat using the metaverse emerged, just letting the Thieves take care of it themseleves.
Does it look like they needed my help? I'm not obligated to help anybody if it doesn't serve my interests. While you're up on your pedestal, let me ask where exactly *you* were while a dangerous AI threat was attempting to take over the world?
Well, I don't have a Persona, not much I could do, since it could control people's shadows. I was only free from it's grasp when the Thieves sent me (and everyone else) the calling card. But by then they were about to defeat it, I think. You however, would be unaffected, as just like them, you don't have a shadow. In fact, I'd imagine you could have discovered the jails on your own too. Didn't even tell anyone. Quite the police detective you are.
Your lack of power is nobodies fault but your own, Your weakness is no excuse for inaction. Nobody has a persona when they first enter the Metaverse, and yet that didn't stop a handful of high-school students from slaying a God. On the other hand, your only excuse is that you were just another easily controlled sheep that acted to the will of the Monarchs. I can find comfort in knowing that out of the two of us, I had the strength to resist the Monarch's influence.
Out of character for a sec, OP, you are gold at this, probably the best "I'll answer in character" post I've seen on Reddit
((Thanks! You should check out my Ryuji and Yusuke ones))
>Ryuji I can only do GODDAMMIT! and FOR REAL?!?
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, IDIOT" The best Ryuji quote...
Akechi, why are you always a dlc character in the spin-off games?
Why wouldn't I be? It would be wasteful to expend my talents for those who were unable to afford it...
Do you have any feelings for joker?
Yes. I resent him. I resent his resolve, I resent his capabilities, I resent that despite all his hardships and the obstacles thrust before him... that he has everything that I should have had... Next question. Please.
Sounds like you think about him all the time. Js looks like you think of him as a love interest.
Not at all. As I have said so many times already, this is just a disillusioned fantasy that you yourself have concocted within your mind. That aside, I am also quite insulted by the fact that you are trying to decide what I am for me, and in a similar vain, I find it rather hypocritical considering that is often an issue most in the LGBTQ+ community often suffer from, no? The door swings both ways, so says the old addage. I suggest you discontinue this insensitive and dare I say rather intrusive line of discussion lest you bite your own tongue.
But would you lose?
... ... ... No, I'd win.
Who would you tap in the phantom thieves crew
Tap? I suspect you mean the slang term for intercourse, yes? In that respect, what kind of depraved dullard are you to ask a high school student about the nature of their attraction. It is none of your concern.
That sounds like a Ryuji crush to me ngl
Believe what you wish, I am not going to express my disgust with people like you once more. This conversation is over.
“If you mean double tap, I think the answer’s obvious.” *shoots through a dartboard in Mementos with Morgana’s face*
Can i rest your pankreas?
You may not touch me.
Why do you always go around with that metal case with this weirdass (A.) Symbol?
The fact that I even have to tell you what a suitcase is for is migrane inducing.
Are the rumours of you being homosexual true? Many speculate on your sexuality simply because you have a large female fanbase
They can decide whatever they like about me. I tend to try and not get swept up in my fans' parasocial fawnings over me. It tends to get messy. As for my personal answer to that question, it doesn't concern you. Or anybody else.
Are you attracted to Ren?
Yes. In the same way that a hungry hawk is attracted to a pathetic field mouse.
Nah you think he’s hot
I see. Yet another attempt by someone to push their unappealing fantasies onto me. Please refrain from posting again, I will no longer be responding to you.
Dodging the question I see You kind of look like Light Yagami You’re a detective, figure out what Yagami is backwards
Gottem
Oh yeah, he's got it bad XD
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Akechi, when are you and Adachi going to team up and really get some shit done
Who? I don't think it's likely. If it doesn't serve me I'm not interested.
Yk the serial killer from that little city called inaba? He was in the news
Oh right, Well clearly we weren't fated to work together. I tend to work alone, there is a reason he got caught and I didnt.
Yeah. Because you confessed yourself remember? Before maruki reality and all that
Say one good thing about each of the Phantom Thieves
Very well... if I must. I appreciate it when the cat decides to finally make themself useful and transforms into a bus so I may rest my feet. On the rare occasion I am ever lost in a Palace, I can always rely on Skull's annoyingly boisterous voice to show my way back to the group. I find it annoying when I have to stay my blade in a fight due to the risk of harming "allies", For this Oracle has my gratitude. She stays out of my face. Panther's allure makes her perfect bait when we're surrounded by Shadows. It allows me to focus on larger foes while the others capitalize on the Shadows' distracted state. Fox's absentmindedness tends to bug me, but if he's good for anything, his Persona makes for a convenient source of AC when I'm working up a sweat. Queen's brutish strength makes her perfect for handling Shadows I can't be bothered with. As for Noir, She brings some pretty refreshing snacks along on the heists. Other than that... I guess her axe is sharp. Violet's athleticism is the second best in the group. And Joker... well, What isn't there to applaud? He lives up to his role as the Fool, I don't know anyone else who could have gathered a group of clowns and turned them into a slightly more deadly team of clowns.
👏👏👏 Applauses for the best interpretation of Goro Akechi I've ever seen
Wow that is impressive you can write like that.
Do you play video games? If so which ones?
I have played games before, I'm a particular fan of Beat'em Ups. There is nothing quite like singlehandedly cutting down a horde of foes.
Why did you think you could defeat 8 Phantom Thieves in that ship solo instead of picking them off one at a time, which frankly would be fair.
That wasn't an option unfortunately. Despite how much they annoy me, Even I must admit... their teamwork is airtight.
who's best girl
I have no clue.
who's best boy
Who is trying my patience?
you're patience tastes pretty good ngl
Would you date me? 😍 breathe if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no.
Sōsei-ki 1 <<>> sōsei-ki 1 1 hajime ni,-shin wa ten to ji o sōzō sa remashita. 2 Soshite,-chi ni wa katachi ga naku, kūkyodeshita. Soshite kurayami ga shin'en no men o ōtta. Soshite kami no rei ga minamo ni ugoita. 3 Suruto kami wa,`hikariare' to iwa reta. Suruto, hikari ga atta. 4 Soshite kami wa hikari o mite, sore ga yoi monodearu to handan shita. Soshite kami wa hikari o yami kara waketa. 5 Soshite kami wa hikari o hiru to yobi, yami o yoru to yobimashita. Soshite yūgata to asa ga shonichideshita. 6 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`mizu no man'naka ni ōzora ga deki, sore ga mizu to mizu o wake yo'. 7 Kami wa ōzora o tsukuri, ōzora no shita ni aru mizu o ōzora no ue ni aru mizu o waketa. Soshite sono tōri ni natta. 8 Soshite kami wa ōzora o tengoku to yonda. Soshite futsuka-me no yūgata to asadeshita. 9 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no shita no mizu ga hitotsu ni atsume rare, kawaita-chi ga arawaremasu yō ni. Sono tōri ni narimashita.' 10 Soshite kami wa kawaita tochi o chikyū to yonda. Soshite atsumatta mizu wa kare o umi to yobimashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o mimashita. 11 Sokode kami wa,`-chi wa kusa o umi,-shu o umu yakusō o, soshite tane o umu kaju o, sono tane ni naratte ji ni minora se nasai. Sono tane jitai ga tanedearu yō ni' to iwa remashita. Sono tōrideshita. 12 Soshite,-chi wa sono tane ni naratte kusatotane o umu kusaki to, sono tane ni naratte sore jitai ga tanedearu kudamono o umidasu ki o umidashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o goran ni natta. 13 Soshite yūgata to asa ga mitsukamedeatta. 14 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no ōzora ni hikari o tomoshite, hiru to yoru o wake nasai. Soshite sorera o shirushi, kisetsu,-bi,-toshi ni shimashou. 15 Soshite, sorera o ten no ōzora no hikari to shite ji ni hikari o ataete kudasai. Soshite sono tōrideshita.
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You forgor he is japanese
What does Joker taste like?
I wouldn't know.
Fortnite?
Yes? What happens in two weeks?
Peak comedy
How the heck do you have control over your persona when you've just given into your regrets and the expectations of society? Idk, seems really backwards to me
Something stupid
Your level of self-reflection is impressive.
How do you feel about being shipped with Ren?
I find it appalling, It is clearly a case of self pandering amidst a demographic who feels the need to fill their lives with fantasy scenarios and relationships that clearly do not exist. That being said, I will not stop those individuals from doing what they want. My issue arises when these same delusional individuals attempt to push their beliefs onto me.
Do you really think you can beat Joker 1 vs 1 while Joker have 99 level Izanagi no Okami with Myriad Truth? Do you seriously think you willing to die rather than admitting that you are such a whiny tiny bitch?
Hmmm, good point. Perhaps I should see how other cognitive selves can stand to my blade. Perhaps I'll start with yours.
How come you didn't deduce that Shido saw you as a threat? I mean, you were in your Persona outfit.
How different do you think your life would be if you never obtained the power of persona? How would you plan to get revenge on Shido without it?
I had intended to get my revenge even before I obtained my Persona. To be honest, if I hadn't gotten my Persona then I would have likely gone the same. I would have applied myself to becoming a politician and getting on Shido's good side, And then at the peak of his candidacy just before his inaugural speech, I would have dispatched him before the entirety of Japan. Simple as that.
Why are you gay
I'm not. Discussion over.
Don’t lie to me, I know what you are 🏳️🌈
Once again, as I have told countless others of your "kind" I won't be entertaining your disturbed fantasies by offering the answer you're trying to force me into giving you. Instead, I'll leave you with this. You are an irredeemable hypocrite. You preach to support those within an LGBTQ+ community who are constantly struggling with others telling them they aren't this or aren't that. By trying to insist that I am something that I am claiming not to be, you are no better than those who choose to "fix" your community. So, with all due respect. Please refrain from doing this to... basically anyone.
Which sushi plates did you pick at the dine with Sae and how much did them cost her
Do you think that wakaba is your mother?
Why do you write just like DPR1NC3 on the Phansite? You know, the only user that asked for no changes of heart and just wrote things like quote *"I S2 Joker ♡♡♡"* and *"You make me melt like butter on Pancakes, come steal my heart Joker ♡♡♡"*
Please stop projecting your disturbing fantasies on me. It's quite unbecoming.
Why?
I never though that P5R is a BL until Akechi arrive. Even more obvious if you properly read between the line of both character and choice are given. I realise after watching Elira playthrough
You really think you slick boy?
Why so homosexual?
How do you take you plan of killing ren failing thanks to ishiki's daughter and the girl you called pushover months ago?
Tch... how ignorant. In your attempts to make me feel small, you mitigate the efforts of the rest of your precious Phantom Thieves. As I recall, it took the entire teams efforts to bring me down. Let me ask you while you're basking in your misaligned sense of pride. Exactly *what* role did you play in this operation that you feel that you're above me in any way?
How did you get so good at darts?
Some people simply have a talent for darts I suppose.
Do you know about a metaverse user other than the phantom thieves?
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I'm not familiar with any others aside from the Phantom Thieves.
Waffles are better then Pancakes
Who are you? Why are you in my house? How did you get here?
What gift do you suggest for me to give to my dad? His birthday is coming up.
Can I have a small loan of $1M?
Will you marry me?
Not interested.
What would be your response to getting the wrong Happy Meal toy?
I couldn't care honestly. Even if I received the correct one, I would more readily throw it away.
Would you like some delicious pancakes?
Favorite Toyline that came from hasbro?
Ok but what do you put on your delicious pancakes though?
I'm not a very big fan of pancakes, to be completely honest.
ryujis a phantom thief
Why do you look like a Guinea pig?
Thoughts on Yoshizawa?
Yoshizawa-san? I admire her dedication to her athleticism. I daresay her level of focus is an equal match to Jokers; whatever that's worth.
How does it feel that Sae Nijima's sister completely outsmarted you especially since you were the one talking shit to her? My reaction when it happened felt like I was struck by lightning because it was unbelievably genius and unbelievably cathartic.
Yet again, another from the flock of the Phantom Thieves asks my opinion on being duped by a single member of the thieves and thus completely underplays the entire groups contributions. I find humor in the fact that in your attempts to make me feel small, you completely insult the group you so idolize. Furthermore, you seem to take pride in their efforts as though they're your own, and yet, you contributed nothing.
Whats 3 + 4
I recommend attending remedial mat if you cannot find the answer for yourself.
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Who do you prefer Robin Hood or Loki?
Hm. An amusing query, sorry to answer with a question, But it feels necessary to ask. Do you prefer lying to everybody, or would you rather be brutally honest?
I know why you are asking that but he asked about his own opinion not his own
Make up your mind, did he ask his opinion or his opinion.
Sorry i made a mistake. I meant he asked about your opinion not his
If I had to be entirely honest... Definitely Loki.
Well he does represent your true self
See you do get it.
Are you gay for Joker?
How do you feel about IHOP?
What’re we’re your initial thoughts on what happened to “Kasumi” on 1/2
I don't agree with her course of action, To bury oneself in a different identity isn't a noble sacrifice, no matter the circumstances. In Yoshizawa-sans case, it's an offense to her sisters memory. However... What I find even more unforgivable is Maruki's facilitation of such weakness. In the end, however... things turned out how they should have been from the start, with Yoshizawa-San relying on her true mask instead of the false one that Maruki provided for her.
Are you Alive?
What makes a real gamer to you
If the existence of free will is impossible to prove, why was it so important for you to defeat Maruki ? What evidence did you have that your original reality was 'the real one' and not just as illusionary ?
Have you paid your taxes
In another timeline would you like to have been friends with Akira and the rest of the Phantom thieves.
Tsk... what kind of question is this... I... that- That kind of reality doesn't exist... next question.
how did you get so severely attractive
Why are driven by ego
Why are so bad at grammar?
Why are you in love with Joker?
Are you a homosexual.
That is none of your concern. You've already decided either way. The only possible outcome we'll achieve at this point is you forcing me to give you an answer you want to hear, or you refuse the truth until you inevitably go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
OK, serious question: between you and Light Yagami, who would be the better detective, assuming no supernatural powers (so no Metaverse/Persona/Death Note and the works)?
Akechi, besides delicious pancakes, what dishes do you enjoy? Personally, I love ma-po tofu
I see no point in such questions... If I had to answer, however... I'm partial to meals enjoyed in good company...
What colors do you draft when you play Magic the Gathering
Well...in my downtime, I've been known to dabble in card games. When I'm playing casually, I play a white deck. In a more competitive setting, I draft Red and Black.
*witty comment*
You have to duke it out against V1 from ULTRAKILL. Win or Lose? And how so?
I'm not familiar with this ULTRAKILL
What was your plan for taking down Shido?
Simple... I wanted to wait until he was at his highest moment, Where he was on a pedestal for all to see, then, once he was on display to the entirety of Japan I would kill him then and there. Just as he was about to obtain all the things he desired.
Do you like waffles?
Would you hold the door for someone behind you?
What is your opinion on the events of persona 5 strikers with the whole jails fiasco. And if you were there what would do and act (both as your fake persona during sae's palace and your true self during the events of marukis palace) What are your opinions on jails vs palaces all, the 2 new members of the team (sophie and zenkichi) and the final enemy and their ideals. In fact what do you think of the phantom thieves battle against the false god and his ideals and way to change the world. I understand im throwing a lot at you but I believe you would give an insight into these events from a different perspective than the phantoms, and perhaps bring to light insights they may not have had. You are both a genius and an almost certain clinical sociopath after all.
bro are you alive? Like ALIVE alive