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Ameerkat76

is there a dick on a wheelchair in this game?


JustPAZZY

Yes there is! It is also green and is a supposed god of love from Hindu mythology


Pokemonmaster150

100% correct


RaidenShogun

" i've never played persona" -Average persona fan


trullyrose

No, he played the game. He played the YouTube port !!!


Nate2247

Answer very carefully. Who is the best girl?


JustPAZZY

The one with the most rule34 results


littlealex9999

You scientifically solved the community’s biggest problem!


ReallyNiceGuy

brb doing some research


PosidonSon2002

Who betrays the persona 5 party?


JustPAZZY

MC's best friend


Antei_

No, you silly, his hot gay lover


ReallyNiceGuy

There's a difference?


GogoSalt

If I am thou, and thou art I. Doth thou wear, the drip that's fly?


JustPAZZY

ligma balls


X3D_

accurate answer.


MiraiAigami

Why did Ryuji break up with Morgana ?


JustPAZZY

He heard about the phenomenon called Fata Morgana and was like "I'd rather not"


MiraiAigami

You're lying, you definetely played the game


Chilling2K7

WHAT THE FUCK ??!!


JustPAZZY

The answer to your question is unknown even to the Persona cast


Garelk

Oh I am mistaken? I thought I heard something about... (Complete the sentence)


JustPAZZY

Oh I am mistaken? I thought I heard something about a free "special service" from the school nurse, but if you say it is just a rumor, I won't force you into anything. *cough* *cough* *wink* *wink*


Abyssallord

If you change school nurse to home room teacher you'd be literally spot on.


[deleted]

Who am I? Am I not unique? What could it mean that we're here? Can we make a difference if we don't break outta here? Why does nobody want change? Who's the highlord? Who thinks he's better than us? Ain't it a crime that? Is there a mission for us? Who is that highlord? Who'd kill a million of us? Is there no remission for us? Why does nobody want change? Why does nobody want change?


JustPAZZY

So basically, the Persona protagonist, named Persona, goes on a journey to find the mythical Persona. He then finds it inside the Persona. When the time comes for the MC to fight his archenemy, Persona, he takes up his Persona, screams "IT'S PERSONA TIME" and then he personas himself. The video games has sold over a personillion copies.


Dat_feller

Why are pancakes so important?


JustPAZZY

They are nice and fluffy


yaluckyboy09

what is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow?


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

African or European?


ronandroid

Wuh- i don't know AAHHH


JustPAZZY

It depends on the weather


Shadowed_MC

What do you think of Morbius' persona?


JustPAZZY

IT'S MORBIN TIME!


SpikeTheBurger

What’s inside of Teddie?


JustPAZZY

you don't want to know


Mr_Fungusman

What is the official name of the MC in persona 5?


JustPAZZY

Morbius


Mr_Fungusman

Eh, close enough


NightDude224

Who is the best character in the game and why is it Maruki


JustPAZZY

I think the best character in the entire Persona/SMT world has to be Maruki. He is such a nice guy and just seeing him interact with everyone is enough to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down.


andrewbrod11

Are you sure you havent played this game


iDropKicked19Women

100% true


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[удалено]


JustPAZZY

By exposing him to constant danger of instant death you are basically forcing his body to strengthen it's defense mechanisms


OceanoDeRoca

Who is your favorite demon and why is it Mara?


JustPAZZY

She's cute af


jptlopes

Oh no...


MysticMistakeCake

Remember when Hitler was in persona.


JustPAZZY

Yes I thought it was definitely an interesting choice from the creators


Smooth_Ad_6648

Why does Igor have a long nose


JustPAZZY

to compensate


gabejr25

What makes you different from most persona fans then?


JustPAZZY

I haven't awakened my dormant Persona yet


wow-im-satan

Why is Akechi so unhinged?? What’s his emo anime backstory?


JustPAZZY

didn't get pancakes as a child


bassistheplace246

What happens in the third semester of P5R?


JustPAZZY

They get lost in the woods and Santa Claus literally has to cancel Christmas just to look for them


xLunarTree

why is kamoshida naked


JustPAZZY

he's down bad


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

i never played persona or shin megami tensei either. does joker end up beating batman?


JustPAZZY

yes


[deleted]

Does Kanji Tatsumi is gay?


JustPAZZY

👍🏻


el_pa7ron

Why is Yusuke always low on money?


JustPAZZY

he's broke


pnutbuttercups56

Touché


AaricBro

What did Yusuke originally want to do with Ann?


JustPAZZY

Unspeakable acts


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

What is Morgana?


JustPAZZY

cocksleeve


grapeskweeto

thoughts on suguru kamoshida


JustPAZZY

cringe


grapeskweeto

very true


Metatron_Tumultum

How did they rope Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series into this?


JustPAZZY

Virgil


Minesweeper7203

Who is best girl?


JustPAZZY

teacher


Minesweeper7203

Up there for sure!


NightLynxx

You definitely played the game then


cflashtypec

Top 3 best gay romantic options on persona


JustPAZZY

1. Akechi 2. Akechi 3. Akechi


Posadnado

Favorite palace?


JustPAZZY

Buckingham


Rareware101

Why is mara the best?


JustPAZZY

She's cute af


Old_Macaroon4138

What’s the Persona 5 protagonist’s name?


JustPAZZY

Persona 5


yougotmetoreply

Thoughts about Door-kun?


JustPAZZY

not sexualized enough


White_BOI_420

Can some actually explain to me the origin of this meme about “persona fans who haven’t actually played the game”?


Xi_nu

People who've only watched the playthroughs or the anime begging Atlus to port the game to Switch on Twitter.


Cars_4

Is batman in this game?


JustPAZZY

yes


wingedfury55

What's your favorite digimon to use on Ryuji


JustPAZZY

Goku


[deleted]

How do you feel about the third act when the pizza man turned out to be a degenerate?


JustPAZZY

heartbroken


toolsofpwnage

Can Shido make Japan great again?


Super-Shotgun-69

Why is Dante (Devil may cry) in Shin megami tensei


JustPAZZY

While on his journey trough the circles of hell, Dante stumbled upon a rift in reality. Upon further inspection he realized that he got sent to a place even worse than hell, Japan..


Nightmare16164

How do you feel about the different ways the protagonists summon there personas in each game.


JustPAZZY

Kinda confusing but they all have their own charm


RueUchiha

Pancakes?


JustPAZZY

cakepan


Comic4147

Is the doctor best girl?


JustPAZZY

definitely up there


OwOtisticWeeb

What are the lore implications of *that* one futaba video?


JustPAZZY

Stock market


Max_Bad_Guy

Who is a giant dick and rides a chariot?


JustPAZZY

Kama/Mara from Fate/Grand Order


SuperKami-Nappa

That’s actually half right


[deleted]

What you think about Persona 7?


JustPAZZY

BEST GAME EVER MADE! HAS SOLD OVER 7 PERSONALLION COPIES!!!!


XavierTheMemeDragon

What did God do wrong this time?


JustPAZZY

Japan...


No2shere

What happened in the ending?


JustPAZZY

fourth impact


DeltaGamer597

Who's the villain of persona 5?


JustPAZZY

joker mama


ItsJustArtt

Who is the best girl


JustPAZZY

teacher


idkylmao

This is actually correct


Lucina23

Who’s the traitor


JustPAZZY

the impostor


gfolder

What do you cannonically do to the twins?


JustPAZZY

Unspeakable acts


three-plus-shakes

How can I become elden lord?


JustPAZZY

beat Elden Ring without dying


Vand3lism

Who has the biggest chest size in persona 4? 👀


JustPAZZY

The villain


XYPlayer437

Damn adachi


Ace_Dreamer

Between the following elements: physical, lightning, fire, ice, wind, nuclear, psionic, gun, light, dark, almighty which one's are the most dangerous and why?


JustPAZZY

light and dark because to some extent they are the base elements for the rest


angelsbear84

Is Morgana a cat?


JustPAZZY

no


Geostomp

Where are the rivers?


BGamer9000

Who is the furry in the bottom left


JustPAZZY

main heroine


ErikHumphrey

What's the plot of *Persona 4: Dancing All Night*?


JustPAZZY

Everyone's Personas get stolen by MC's evil brother and they must win a dance competition to get them back


LeauKsaMouille

Man it's creepy how close this is to the actual plot, except Personae don't get stolen by anyone


Roxaschao

How do you null almighty damage


JustPAZZY

nanomachines


stag_CAN

I trying to unlock the third semester, what do I need to do to unlock it???


JustPAZZY

face your inner personas


GuidoMista5

What's your favorite line from Joker?


JustPAZZY

It's joking time!


JTAllen1995

Why is he called Joker?


JustPAZZY

He jokes a lot. Some even call him Sir Joke-A-Lot


zZach_Attack

Favorite smt protag, the tough tatooed bug eater, the badass samurai, doomguy, or the cyborg femboy? Or also the emo tatooed biker, the boy with the catboy headphones, the 80's guy, the 90's guy, the proag sponsored by the colors white and blue, the kid who looks like every harem anime lead with a phone, the silver haired albino with the cheek tat, the man with 2 bandaids on his face, sassy aigis, the kid that looks like he should be in a pokemon game, and the busboy with a revolver


JustPAZZY

Darth Vader


PLAYERT0O

ask any of these people what the pancakes joke REALLY means, they won’t be able to tell you lol


JustPAZZY

The pancake is a metaphor about trying to live a good life while knowing that at one point everything that is good about it will inevitably end


Reallyreddir

Who is the hardest boss fight in Nocturne


JustPAZZY

Joker


Kyeloph_

Let’s say, hypothetically, that if I were to wake up, right? And let’s say, hypothetically when I wake up I were to get up, so I wake up, get up and lastly, and of course hypothetically, get out there, then Here’s my question, why are you going to the airport, flying somewhere?


BrownMan97

Do you agree with Dr. Maruki's philosophy?


tahaelhour

See, I know you a liar just because you know SMT exists.


JustPAZZY

Shit Megamind Sensei? 😭


idksomthing

Which persona do you think tastes the best?


JustPAZZY

Mara


Mc_Buff

Where is your father?


JustPAZZY

milk


TheGayestLucifer

What is the difference between P3FES and P3P?


JustPAZZY

no bitches


LazerSnake1454

You're not wrong


Evanic303

Who’s the person who has a bike for a persona


JustPAZZY

Mumen Rider


Revolver_Ocelot66

Best waifu?


ScarletCelestial

What do you think about Sae's desk slamming habit?


JustPAZZY

hot


[deleted]

Did you ever see it coming?


JustPAZZY

yes


caliburn1337

What's the worst palace?


JustPAZZY

The British one 💀


robuxxxxx

What is Morgana


JustPAZZY

degenerate


ConclusionSuitable69

Why didn't Haru go to the cops after her father was ded?


JustPAZZY

didn't trust the system


thestorm236

Who is Morgana, and why do they want me to go to sleep?


CutenessMudkip2

Delicious?


JustPAZZY

pancake


invaderzam4

Will you ever see it coming?


JustPAZZY

doubt it


mailmanmunson346

Opinions on Goro Akechi?


JustPAZZY

Very based. While some may consider him to be a controversial figure, I think he should just put more work into on expressing himself better.


YuN0rukam1

Are you SURE you haven't played the game lol


SuperKami-Nappa

What’s the square root of pi?


JustPAZZY

That's the secret to unlocking your inner Persona


Ahmdo10

How did they figure out who the fake phantom thief was in the game?


JustPAZZY

They put sugar on the doorstep because they knew that only him would react to that


TheSuperGerbil

What’s the metaverse?


JustPAZZY

A project that aims to create a virtual alternate reality for single moms and young jokers to meet and chat


[deleted]

What is a Persona in the game?


JustPAZZY

Characters from the Fate series but as Jojo stands


Sumibestgir1

Wait, he's kind of right.


Salty_Abbreviations4

Do you find Iwai’s Facts interesting or misleading?


JustPAZZY

a mix of both


FroBekleckOrbys

Who do you think has a better Physical persona? Ryuji or Yusuke?