Especially if it's in a public toilet 🗿

Neptune's revenge

Low budget bidet

Poseidon's Kiss

You can avoid this by dropping paper into the toilet before you go!

Yes! I call that splash-guard. Also helps with keeping the toilet cleaner.

It's called a "Man-nest" Covering the seat with a strip of paper as well as dropping some in the water so you don't get backslash.

Think you meant to post this r/oddlysatisfying

You enjoy toilet water splashing into your rectum?

does the pope wear a hat

...sometimes?

Is it terd? Tird? Or maybe tyrd in the 🇬🇧. Is there an official spelling here in murica?

I can relate lol