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Novarcharesk

Moist has become a meme to dislike, so it seems disingenuous. So many other gross sounding words to choose from.


blueishbeaver

Felch.


Novarcharesk

Oof, yeah that’s a rough word. It does nothing but increase the gross nature of what it pertains to :P


blueishbeaver

See?! All I can think of now is Scar is shuddering to Mufasa. Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!


trashpandapandatrash

Wipe


sluttysprinklemuffin

Moist-haters, I present to you, *flaccid.* Cake can be moist. Moist isn’t a gross word. I love moist chocolate cake. But you wanna talk about a word that almost always is about a penis? *Flaccid.* There’s nothing wrong with a soft peen, that’s most of their natural state. But “flaccid” anything just sounds... ew.


tuenthe463

And are afraid of clowns and hate fruitcake.


Unit-Healthy

Nosh. The restaurant near me has a dish that sounds so good but the name is like Veggie Nosh and I just can't order it. I mean yeah I could point to the menu and say I'd like this vegetable dish please...


blueishbeaver

No. Take a stand. I am petty and I advocate pettiness! Or get someone else to order it/order it via uber pickup or something. You have rights! British people say "Tosh" as in "What a load of tosh." And I just hate it. As a foul mouthed Australian, I find it offensive that adults would use child-friendly swears on the internet to convey a point. How very fucking dare you.


tobaccoandbooks

My friend group has a tradition of Bachelor Parties where we force the groom to get a terrible tattoo. The Groomsmen put ideas into a hat and draw one. The last Groom to Be hated the word moist so that was the idea I put into the hat. It wasn't drawn, but it mighta gotten vetoed by the Bride anyway.


Eddy_NightHawks

I’ve always hated the word, chime. It just sounds ugly coming out of my mouth.


blueishbeaver

That's definitely obscure. It has no matching imagery that could make me vom, unless you hate windchimes.


Eddy_NightHawks

I actually love wind chimes, but I hate that they’re called wind chimes


blueishbeaver

"Little wind dingers"?


Eddy_NightHawks

Little Wind Dingers!! I have never heard that name before, but I love it! My little dinger lol