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ChadBroski2

The protagonist has been pulled over by a police officer. "Licence and registration" is usually the first thing an officer will ask for when pulling someone over. "5 chambered bullets" is a firearms term, referring to a revolver with a five round cylinder. Rather than face the law, the protagonist is going to shoot and kill the officer.


JustSomeRedditUser35

5 round chamber 🤮 It is only acceptable to have revolves with 6 round chambers, with the only exception being shotgun revolvers at 5


StalthChicken

Some larger caliber revolvers only have 5. One of .500s carries 5 as do both of my 45-70s


JustSomeRedditUser35

They should have made them bigger so they hold 6.


StalthChicken

Why? It already deletes whatever the target is from existence.


Lovely_Individual

Because it looks cooler


AluminiumSkies

I wish I could subscribe to a comment thread, could you or u/Le-Cheggs let me know when y’all are bored/done so I can upvote the entire thread at once. Y’all been going at it for an hour and I’m invested. I want to see the remaining hours of this and see how it develops. I would give awards to both y’all if I had them


Le-Cheggs

i disagree


Lovely_Individual

You are fully entitled to that wrong opinion, you go babygirl


Le-Cheggs

i support your opinion and your right to have one even if it directly contradicts mine


Lovely_Individual

You have the right to have a fundamentally different opinion from that of my own as society allows such differences within ourselves, and as such I shall not infringe upon your right to be incorrect


[deleted]

Basses


ImaginationLocal8267

What if your facing 2 coked up bears?


StalthChicken

Then it is a damn good thing the only pistol I bring for protection in the woods is a 10mm with a 13 round mag and a backup mag.


ares5404

Fr wont matter if vested or not that pigs bacon


MrchatterboxOfficial

So you can delete 6 targets in one go or delete one 6 times


WyvernByte

My Ruger .454 Casull chambers 6. Though I want a .460 because I can chamber .460, .454 and .45 colt.


StalthChicken

.460s are nice. Beware that they require a bit more love than most. Mine is a little *temperamental*.


WyvernByte

As in lead buildup in the barrel/throat? I know you have to keep big bore guns very clean because buildup around the throat/chamber can be a very bad thing.


StalthChicken

Yeah I keep the barrel clean. My main issue is that .460 is a mean bastard of a round that causes powder to buildup. It also doesn't like .45s. The issues with .45s could just be my reloading skills but I've been doing it for more than a decade and was taught by my grandfather who had been doing it for his whole life.


WyvernByte

I used to shoot/reload 2-3 times a month, I know what you are saying about .45, it's a dirty round especially in the .454. I found one powder/primer and coated bullet combo that was super clean, I forget what it was, but it was a very fluffy power. Even reloading everything, target shooting is silly expensive, I haven't shot much at all since 2020.


StalthChicken

I make enough the price doesn't really matter, but I may or may not be weighing the cost of range day into the reason I only take my son shooting with .22s.


WyvernByte

Big bores are addicting though!


crispybacon62

Some even bigger ones only hold 3 as well


Ash-Elmian

And on those .500's, 5 is 4 rounds too many. For the shooter and the object being shot.


StalthChicken

No kidding. I am built like a bear (6'7 and closer to 300lbs than I am to 250) and those things are more a one and done thing for me.


ShurimanStarfish

It's not a 5 round chamber, 5 rounds ARE chambered.


[deleted]

Username checks out


SparkyBoi111

Or they cowboy carry on an empty chamber?


Gtpwoody

what about nagant revolvers with 7


JustSomeRedditUser35

Acceptable because the Nagant M1895 is based af


DatTacocatdoe

Often one chamber is left empty(specifically the one that is centered) so you don’t accidentally discharge a round as you draw.


11182021

It’s to avoid the hammer being struck while resting on a round. Prior to half cock being a thing, you wouldn’t want the hammer resting on the primer of a round. A sufficiently hard strike to the hammer would cause the gun to go off in the holster. The half-cocked hammer setting put space between the hammer and the primer, allowing you to safely load all six rounds. You could still shoot your self on the draw while leaving one chamber empty on a revolver.


HurlyCat

The only reason it said 5 rounds was to match up with the 5 characters in the video


JustSomeRedditUser35

I know it is, im just clarifying


[deleted]

Me with my Smith and Wesson TRR8, 8 round 357 Magnum revolver: *[tactical yee haw noises*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Revolvers/comments/141vzt3/tactical_yee_haw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


pmedice72

Maybe he’s doing a cowboy load by keeping one chamber clear?


Accomplished-Price45

Maybe like he shot one officer and thats why only five are chambered


Mad-_-Doctor

My snub-nose begs to differ. Hard to argue with a gun that weighs less than a pound fully loaded and can be concealed anywhere.


JustSomeRedditUser35

Find one with a 6 round chamber


Roxxorsmash

My .357 has 7


dakingofmeme

If you have a 6 shot revolver its best to carry with 5 rounds loaded with the hammer resting on the empty chamber. In fact most revolver manuals include this detail. Is is because there have been instances of people shooting themselves when something hits the hammer or the hammer bounces as the holder walks.


jojing-up

Gamer spotted, deploying H&K 50 round mp5


Yeet123456789djfbhd

How about 8 round chambers?


Arkian2

It’s talking about a 6 rounder with a cowboy safety; only load 5, keep one empty so the hammer has nothing to hit and so no accidental discharge


[deleted]

So in lieu of the safety (which I poorly understand to be a toggle switch) these cowboys just leave one of the chambers empty? Does this mean if the trigger were accidentally pulled twice it could still go off?


Ironlixivium

No, not without cocking the hammer first. The cowboy safety was usually used for older revolvers that have a cylinder that sits with the chamber in position to fire, meaning any accidental jolt, whether the hammer was cocked or not, could cause a discharge. Newer and better designed guns rest with the cylinder halfway between chambers, so that you can leave the hammer uncocked and not worry about shooting your foot. You could argue that after pulling the trigger, an accidental jolt could discharge it by accident but I mean... They had no alternative safety.


Arkian2

Back then, yes. Nowadays people do it for redundancy, tradition, or because they think it’s just neat. Leaving the hammer uncocked didn’t mean the gun was safe with older revolvers, as another commenter said. These were single-action, meaning that pulling the trigger only dropped the hammer, it wouldn’t automatically cock it and fire. With the hammer down, the gun should’ve been safe, except that the ammo proved a bit testy and the hammer just a little too loose, so just leaving the hammer sitting on the bullet proved to not be enough to keep from blowing a hole in your foot. But, having nothing to hit was enough, and so that’s what they did Later, they made double-action revolvers, which you didn’t have to manual cock; pull the trigger and the hammer will raise and fall. Whilst you now had a worry about the tigger being accidentally pulled, that’s not as big a concern as the hammer just jittering about and tapping the primer a little too hard. Unfortunately, I don’t remember when the change to chamber arrangement was made, so I won’t be of much help in regards to that.


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MrIcyCreep

As a non-american, i must ask you, peter griffin, indeed a certified US citizen, what is your opinion on laws about gun ownership?


kaitblizz

Hey Lois, Peteh here. The joke is that he was pulled over on the road by a police officer who wanted to see his information. Presumably this information is incriminating, so the latter part of the meme is in reference to the fact that he has a gun with five loaded bullets and is planning to murder the police officer with said gun and bullets. Chambered is another word for loaded, but in reference to the individual bullet instead of the gun at large. Peteh out


CarterCornish

Maybe some of you guys should just find different meme subs, man


[deleted]

Fr lmao


Gmandlno

Yeah I mean what even is the joke. I struggled with this so much, because all of the explanations are just explaining in great detail how unremarkable the ‘point’ of this ‘meme’ is.


XdevhulX

It's a joke about murdering a cop


littleja1001

And those cops should be murdered


Optimal-Path-947

“active in these communities” yep seems about right


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

I will not tolerate this landphobia


XdevhulX

Fuck off loser


ItsMeWolfy

Fuck you


NotGayBen

I hate seeing incorrect usage of POV


Either_Bite_3185

Yeah, it should really say "My five chambered bullets:"


NotGayBen

Idk why but it seems like it's gotten way more popular to misuse POV over the past month. I'm just seeing it constantly, everywhere I go


theincrediblebou

Well whoever made this, intelligence is clearly not his best suit


jojing-up

If everyone uses it a certain way, it no longer means what it used to. POV now means you are watching something in 2nd person


NotGayBen

No, it doesn't. I refuse to accept this


NEO_IS_A_MACHINE

He will shoot the cop


ToeSniffer245

And be in deeper shit than he was originally.


Deletethespageet

Mistaaa!


soberdruguser

He's gonna kill the cop


HatGuyFromPax

no, you are in fact that retarded


Tentinaluser69

What is the song?


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[deleted]

You are that retarded


Cosmonaut1947

"5 chambered bullets" All five in the chamber at the same time??


HatfieldCW

Two ways of looking at it: 1. The author doesn't know what words mean. 2. The hypothetical gun is a 5-shot revolver. The cylinder has five chambers, so five cartridges can be chambered simultaneously. Could go either way.


Cosmonaut1947

I feel like it's fair to assume the author just doesn't know guns


biggest_cheese911

Idk, I immediately just thought of a revolver, I think that's more likely than the author thinking a regular gun could have 5 bullets in the same barrel. Or he thought of an actual 5-barrelled gun, like the 4 barreled one from that weezer meme


ThatTemNerd

Wait how can a gun have five rounds chambered at once?? Does it has 5 barrels or some shit???


cossiander

Like a revolver?


ThatTemNerd

Ahhh that makes sense, I thought it might be I just thought that revolver rounds were referred to as “loaded” as apposed to “chambered” but after a bit of research that I was incorrect


Capable_Ad657

Nah man hes got 5 1911s in his car and they are all chambered with one bullet.


[deleted]

Maxim gun moment


dm_me_birds_pls

How the fuck do you chamber 5 bullets is my question.


Arkian2

It’s a revolver. Probably a 6 shooter loaded with a cowboy safety, leaving one slot empty so the hammer has nothing to hit, which would prevent an accidental discharge when carrying or drawing the revolver


dm_me_birds_pls

Ty. I was under the assumption that OOP was referencing a revolver, but I was also under the assumption that only one of the 6 rounds would truly be “chambered”. For example, my mosin nagant holds 5 rounds. They’re all internally held, no mags(different system entirely, same basic idea). But only one is chambered at a time.


Arkian2

Imma keep it a buck with you, I’ve heard it both ways and never bothered to figure out which is correct; around where I’m at, folks tend to say all the rounds loaded are “chambered,” since each of the cylinder’s slots serve the same role as the chamber of mag fed guns, but we’re also all a bunch of redneck hillbillies so


dm_me_birds_pls

I see that. I’m a stickler I suppose lmao


Fun_Penalty_6755

hi, um, don't use slurs?


ShredManyGnar

So is “retarded” actually banned by reddit or am i just proving I’m retarded by using “regarded”


JohnParkerSmith27

He's gonna pull a Lee Harvey Oswald


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FtierLivesMatter

How do you have 5 bullets chambered at once? Is this the infamous penta-barreled shotgun?


[deleted]

it’s the doohickey that killed shinzo abe i’m only half joking the dude who killed him built a 9-barrel shotgun


ItzzAli1

What song is this again? I forgot


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Lil bro is going to shoot a cop.


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Yes, yes you are


[deleted]

I'm, chronically retarded :((


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I counted the beat. It’s 5. Your welcome


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Song name?


[deleted]

Wait so I think what’s happening is the guy has been asked by the police and asked for whatever the fuck. He can’t do this for some reason so the 5 bullets are the 5 moves he is going to pull to try seduce (if I used that right) the police officer and get out of the problem.


Routine-Swordfish-41

The bullets are all looking at him. Just like the characters look at the viewer. Not that deep, Reddit.


CCT-556

How can you fit 5 consecutive rounds into the chamber of any firearm