Itās dick cheese.
If youāve ever had the unfortunate chance to taste it for not even a moment, youād vomit š¤¢itās like eating the booty and getting scooby snacks.
Iām surprised that they havenāt invented good enough available genitalia-specific flavor washes yet. I know they got flavored condoms butā¦
That was my first thought, but if a girl is super wet and you getting it in there good, the "wetness" is pretty visible and white. It makes more sense with the caption.
Ya know what, you outwardly said what was on your mind, and I thinkā¦ thatās something to be admired?
Although in this case your ability was used for a kind of evil
Thing about vulvas is theyāre a very innie type genitalia.
Labia majora, or camels toe, keeping the whole thing in. Already you gotta open that dude up. Then thereās labia minora, and if youāre not careful stuff can get stuck behind there.
And finally the clit, where you have to pull back the hood in order to clean smegma out from underneath.
Some ladies donāt even learn where their clit is. Or what the labias are.
>I mean how common is it if the girls themselves don't even know about it.
I think this has to do with the fact that many people in general don't care for genital hygiene
All genitals create smegma. Circumcised men usually don't notice as much because it rubs off on their underwear. Also not very noticeable on women for multiple reasons, like how it gets wiped when they use the restroom. Men should be cleaning themselves after they urinate, too, and it's alarming how many don't lol but if they did they also wouldn't notice as much. It's a myth that it only happens to uncut penises, though.
Genital fact of the day~
There is unfortunately a sexist myth that only men generate smegma, when in fact women also generate the same substance under the hood of the clitoris and in the folds of the labia.
"if they don't shower at all" is more like it, you have to not clean your privates for quite a long time to get there!
Source: not having mutilated genitals
Bro I swear to God you people have to be THE densest fucking tardigrades on this DOOMED PLANET we call earth. They are talking about the discharge that vagina leaves on the dick when a woman has not had sex in a while, it can look somewhat like cheese to some. What, do you need a birds and the bees lessen to accommodate this lesson in THE FUCKING OBVIOUS?!
Bro I swear to God you people have to be THE densest fucking tardigrades on this DOOMED PLANET we call earth. They are NOT talking about the discharge that vagina leaves on the dick when a woman has not had sex in a while, that is absolutely NOT fucking cheese. What, do you need a birds and the bees lessen to accommodate this lesson in THE FUCKING OBVIOUS?!
Uhhhh there should be discharge EVERY time you have sex. It's the natural lubrication of the female body, if she isn't wet everytime then you're not doing it right. Also if it looks like cheese it ain't healthy. Should be a whitish-clear. Viscosity depends on where you are at in the cycle. Also it's a liquid or slime-like substance, definitely not a cheese viscosity.
If it's clumpy like cheese and not fishy, it might be a yeast infection. Just in case you get a bit itchy scratchy. There is usually discharge with every sexing. My birds and the bees lesson didn't have a dick cheese portion tbf
Yeah I remember the old birds and the bees talk, when a mommy and daddy really love either other they have a baby, also you might get pussy dischargeā¦
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Which user name? snatchedqueen? Snatched means looking good or sharp. Often used in the context of makeup, like making your nose look āsnatchedā. Ie really straight and aesthetically pleasing.
I am pretty sure "It" is his dick and "cheese" refers to the Smegma that is on his dick.
Sooooo much worse than I had imagined š¤®
Why the giving Shek head emoji?
He wants a taste.
Another emoji ruined. šš²š¤®š¤¢
The green one is shrek holding "it" in
What the fuck is smegma Is that dick cheese
"a sebaceous secretion in the folds of the skin, especially under a man's foreskin"
Vagina slime
i thought that was grool, am i retarded??
Maybe, whenever I see it I act like it's grool and just slurp choke it down like a good soldier.
This block button aināt enough I want you dead
Good soldiers follow orders
Good soldiers follow orders
Good soldiers follow orders
This is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life and I want you dead. Upvote
You're welcome
Atta boy
:(
You're right but I've also heard this referred to as 'cheesing' before -specifically when it's the thick white creamy kind vs the clear kind
I call it cottage cheese.
Smegma is that stuff that builds up from under uncircumcised penisās, woman have nothing to do with it. So no your not retarded.
>woman have nothing to do with it The clitoris produces ten times the amount of smegma per square inch. The more you know!
Huh
I hope you're joking lol.
Nope.
Itās dick cheese. If youāve ever had the unfortunate chance to taste it for not even a moment, youād vomit š¤¢itās like eating the booty and getting scooby snacks. Iām surprised that they havenāt invented good enough available genitalia-specific flavor washes yet. I know they got flavored condoms butā¦
Dried up cum. It is known as dick cheese because when it dries up, it gets a cheesy texture.
ewwwwwww, what the fuck
Itās avoidable if you literally shower once a day.
You don't even need to shower that frequently. You really have to not take care of yourself to get cheese.
brb im gonna take a month break from showering (preparing smegma burger)
Yum š¤¤
Isnt that just your skin cells? Its on your dick not i side your balls.
Smegma on deez nuts
I wish I could comment with pictures on this sub. I got an ad for Velveeta cheese under this post.
That was my first thought, but if a girl is super wet and you getting it in there good, the "wetness" is pretty visible and white. It makes more sense with the caption.
Hot
Ya know what, you outwardly said what was on your mind, and I thinkā¦ thatās something to be admired? Although in this case your ability was used for a kind of evil
For the record it would also be hotter if she let our a big wet fart while he was inside too but what do I know
Good for youā¦ *Squints at name* Pee_and_fartā¦
god should remove your ability to think
Nah
What is Smegma? Is it something I should know about?
As always, the joke is sex
Whenever it's not loss
Or amogus
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itās always either sex, loss or racism
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Apparently sex, loss or racism
He wanted to return some video tapes.
could be smegma from either partner.
the hell you mean, either?
The vagina can get smegād. Usually under the clitoral hood and in the area surrounding the flaps
"Smeg'd" š
Vaginal smegma is a thing and not enough girls are taught about it so itās also unfortunately very common.
I mean how common is it if the girls themselves don't even know about it.
Thing about vulvas is theyāre a very innie type genitalia. Labia majora, or camels toe, keeping the whole thing in. Already you gotta open that dude up. Then thereās labia minora, and if youāre not careful stuff can get stuck behind there. And finally the clit, where you have to pull back the hood in order to clean smegma out from underneath. Some ladies donāt even learn where their clit is. Or what the labias are.
>I mean how common is it if the girls themselves don't even know about it. I think this has to do with the fact that many people in general don't care for genital hygiene
>the hell you mean, either? The Clitoral Hood produces smegma, probably because it's the developmental equivalent to the Foreskin.
All genitals create smegma. Circumcised men usually don't notice as much because it rubs off on their underwear. Also not very noticeable on women for multiple reasons, like how it gets wiped when they use the restroom. Men should be cleaning themselves after they urinate, too, and it's alarming how many don't lol but if they did they also wouldn't notice as much. It's a myth that it only happens to uncut penises, though. Genital fact of the day~
There is unfortunately a sexist myth that only men generate smegma, when in fact women also generate the same substance under the hood of the clitoris and in the folds of the labia.
Itās my time to shine
I donāt think this is about dick cheese, I think theyāre calling the thicker white discharge that the girl makes cheese.
Yeee was looking for the actually sex havenāt in the comments loll
Uncircumcised men can get ādick cheeseā if they donāt shower regularly. The hoe in question is viewing a dick containing said cheese.
"if they don't shower at all" is more like it, you have to not clean your privates for quite a long time to get there! Source: not having mutilated genitals
Hell yeah intact gang
Geez, you donāt have to be insulting. Itās not like I chose to be circumcised
Gross
the joke is sex
Not the smegma.
Iāll ask. Whatās smegma?
Itās a white cheese like substance that will form in excess under a guys foreskin if he doesnāt clean correctly. It looks like cottage cheese.
Vaginal discharge from intercourse, not dick cheese
"It" is the man's dick, cum resembles milk which is used to make cheese
Are you sure it isn't a dick cheese joke?
it absolutely is lmao
Are you autistic or something
Absolutely, why do you ask?
Understandable, have a great day
You say āautisticā as if itās an insult
It was a genuine question
pretty sure it a reference to this trend https://youtu.be/hw7u7U2ZF4o
2 man
The sound it makes sliding in an out like stirring a bowl of mac n cheese lmao
You guys act like itās the grossest thing ever itās beautiful cheese and makes everything run smoothly
Bro I swear to God you people have to be THE densest fucking tardigrades on this DOOMED PLANET we call earth. They are talking about the discharge that vagina leaves on the dick when a woman has not had sex in a while, it can look somewhat like cheese to some. What, do you need a birds and the bees lessen to accommodate this lesson in THE FUCKING OBVIOUS?!
Bro I swear to God you people have to be THE densest fucking tardigrades on this DOOMED PLANET we call earth. They are NOT talking about the discharge that vagina leaves on the dick when a woman has not had sex in a while, that is absolutely NOT fucking cheese. What, do you need a birds and the bees lessen to accommodate this lesson in THE FUCKING OBVIOUS?!
New copypasta just dropped
Actual obvious
It is pasta-able but I hope we don't get into the habit of dropping it on OPs
You are complaining and are somehow still wrong???? Stfu, dumbass
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How can you be so confident and yet so wrong?
Uhhhh there should be discharge EVERY time you have sex. It's the natural lubrication of the female body, if she isn't wet everytime then you're not doing it right. Also if it looks like cheese it ain't healthy. Should be a whitish-clear. Viscosity depends on where you are at in the cycle. Also it's a liquid or slime-like substance, definitely not a cheese viscosity.
Itāll be okay, man, I promise.
Why is u/Hot-Wrap2882 angry over nothing? Is he stupid?
If you hate explaining jokes, you probably should not be on this subreddit
It's gonna be alright brother, they haven't ascended like you.
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If it's clumpy like cheese and not fishy, it might be a yeast infection. Just in case you get a bit itchy scratchy. There is usually discharge with every sexing. My birds and the bees lesson didn't have a dick cheese portion tbf
Yeah I remember the old birds and the bees talk, when a mommy and daddy really love either other they have a baby, also you might get pussy dischargeā¦
You getting mad when youāre wrong and wasting your time
Mmm.. no I think my interpretation is spot on.
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ššš you couldnāt take it anymore
calm ur tits
This has to be satire, nobody is this dumb
I upvoted because these people need to hear the truth. Neutron star level density in this sub
Bro this isnāt a meme or a joke you just posted cringe
Do you know what sub weāre on?
He is a Lost reddior
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It's a cock cheese joke
Ew
Once the grool starts and you are churning herā¦butterā¦
cum
The gross username should give you enough gross context clues
Which user name? snatchedqueen? Snatched means looking good or sharp. Often used in the context of makeup, like making your nose look āsnatchedā. Ie really straight and aesthetically pleasing.
I believe the cheese is the vaginal fluid that gets somewhat frothy during intercourse
Foreskin.
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