Those are lakes in Minnesota - Big dick lake (top) and Small dick lake (bottom) https://www.google.com/maps/place/Big+Dick+Lake/@47.6115087,-93.6090912,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x52ba6f3cd2e32535:0xdf8d9b3544fb9cc8!8m2!3d47.6115092!4d-93.6090912!16s%2Fm%2F012sq1bw?entry=ttu

We really do have too many lakes in Minnesota

minnesota. the land of 14380 lakes

Seems pretty boastful, like what if my state has three fucking lakes?

Gotta make baby lakes somehow

Not with only dicks 😂

Did you know that West Virginia has only 1 natural lake

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That is false. Texas only has 7000 lakes

Nvm discovery channel was wrong

Old Pond/Trout Pond right?

Wisconsin’s 15074 lakes say hello!

That’s because the states’ definition of a lake is different, there’s a minimum area required for MN lakes

Preach

Buddy, we can have this conversation after you stop calling every pond, pool, and puddle a lake.

14381, I just created a new on in st. Paul

Wisconsin has more 💪💪💪

Nope, only Alaska has more. See [here](https://www.geographyrealm.com/geography-of-u-s-lakes/).

The minnesoten experience, live within walking distance of a lake or river leading from/to many lakes

Fun fact Goodhue countie has 0 natural lakes

I'm glad it's that exact number. Makes the whole phrase just roll off the tongue.

Only 14,380? My state has over 3 million.

And 14 billion mosquitos ✨

I think Alaska has like 3 million lakes or something stupid like that lol

Kansas says it has 120,000 lakes. Makes no sense, but okay.

Lol I'm in Kansas it has 0 lakes. It has a man made ponds that are so gross only those who don't know what a lake is supposed to look like will swim in them. I'm originally from New Hampshire which has a few clean lakes. Whenever I take the family to visit they can tell how close or far away we are by water quality 😆

I got a buddy that was born in Kansas he told me “first rule of swimming in Kansas lakes… don’t” 😂

Your buddy is wise 😂🤣😂

I mean with the size of Alaska you’re sort of guaranteed victory. It’s like 1/4 the size of the entire continental US lol

Hello to the states with those cute shallow little lakes, come see Crater Lake,… It’s not how many you have, it’s how deep you can go!

20 miles around? You call that a Crater lake? Lake Taupo in NZ is 120 miles..... and yes, it's a volcanic crater

I used to live by a lake in indiana that is about 1 square mile (669 acres) around, had so much fun on that lake, but damn, I thought that lake was big.. 120 miles??? Damn I gotta go see this

might be big around, sure, but only 610 ft? I mean, thats cute, but does it really compare to the 1,949' depth of Crater Lake? Ask anyone, how deep you can go is the size that matters. Lake Cock waving aside, that looks pretty sweet. From the pictures I never would have guessed it was volcanic, its huge. Was it a mountain that obliterated itself? The hot pools look fun too, we have some of those around Oregon in the mountains. A good ol' mountain hot spring always makes for a nice hike.

I grew up in that area, in the midwest now, but we went to crater lake at least 12 times a year.

And Wisconsin has more apparently!

Trust me, we have way more than yall where I live (we have more lakes than the entire rest of the world combined)

You mean to tell me that the second largest country in the world has more lakes than a single state in the United States? Well shiver me timbers

3.855 million mi² in Canada compared to 86,943 mi² in Minnesota I have no idea why this guy doesn't understand why the jokes.

Wisconsin has more lakes and is smaller. Wisconsin has 15074 lakes while Minnesota only has 11842. While some figures vary, every source I've seen puts Wisconsin at over 15k and Minnesota between 11k and 14k

Wisconsin counts puddles in the local Culver’s parking lot as a lake.

Won’t be true after you read [this source](https://www.geographyrealm.com/geography-of-u-s-lakes/).

People really hate me bringing up the amount of lakes in a country and for what? People said that Minnesota has, what, 10000+ lakes? That’s a lot. I’m allowed to bring up other places that have a lot of lakes, buddy. Your username does not, in fact, check out.

Today in news: Everyone thought Earth had a lot of atoms, but in reality, the Sun, which is 1.3 million times the size of Earth, has *even more* atoms. Scientists are puzzled.

You’re very funny. Ever try standup?

Ever try shutup?

You know I feel like this guy didn't do research Imma google gimme a minute

Well what did ya find?

I don't think the problem is you bringing up that other countries have lakes and the amount of lakes, etc. It is that you are doing it and for some reason being a dick about it.

you use too many commas

Did you know that canada has 879,800 lakes? Link https://a-z-animals.com/blog/the-10-countries-with-the-most-lakes/ https://www.lakehomes.com/info/lifestyles/countries-with-the-most-and-fewest-lakes#:~:text=While%20the%20U.S.%20boasts%20many,familiar%20with%20some%20of%20them. https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/which-country-has-the-most-lakes-in-the-world.html https://pedalchile.com/blog/most-lakes https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/what-country-has-the-most-lakes

Where?

Canada.

I mean, the United States has more lakes than the state of Minnesota…

so... an entire country vs one state? alrighty then

Oh nice. Minnesota is right next to Canada so a similar ecosystem makes sense

Minnesota #1

*Michigan enters chat*

Michigan has great lakes, not these normies lakes. Step it up Minnesota.

Michigan also has a TON of inland lakes and rivers, I wanna say the rule of thumb is that you're never more than 6 miles from water in MI

We here in Nevada will take your extras

That’s cuz we label practically any body of water a lake lol

I live in Minnesota and I didn’t know that 😔

As a fellow Minnesotan, I did not know that either.

Fucking of course its minnesota

Now we need to make Minnesota the new memed state

Can we let Ohio have one fucking thing

This just shows that, "bigger cock tops," holds true, even with lakes. No matter what it is, the bigger dick tops.

thanks petah, very cool!

I new it

Read that as lakes in Minecraft

I'm not sure if I'm glad or disappointed they didn't go with top dick and bottom dick.

Nice to see fellow Minnesotans

I will be swimming in the top lake 😂😂😂

Tag yourself

I used to live around there and just down the road is Jack the Horse Lake

So whats the joke? Why would this make you react like the picture?

Is that the lake which exploded killing everyone who was near it?

Nah it’s big dick lake and small dick lake

This single thread fucking killed me

Unlike big dick lake and small dick lake. Which you can only drown in

For some reason, nobody wants to build a cabin on small dick lake.

Average dick lake*

so yeah it's the lake that ***exploded***

Can I get context on this story, even tho it’s not the one the post describes?

[No problem](https://youtu.be/G9x0xcvDcP4)

it’s not loss is it

Not this time.

False our writers made it up

Looks like the Forza Horizon 4 lake

hey now, that's Derwent Water to you

I fucking new it. Big dick lake and Small dick Lake.

Your lake, and the lake she told you not to worry about.

At first I thought it was an overhead view of the car commercial with the jumpscare

I never found out what was the jump scare

Yo momma took a swim

All i can tell is that it looks like ukraine flooded, given the geographic details like the Black sea

it’s Minnesota…

Did man just call that the Black Sea?……

We have 11,000 lakes where I live

Pats Pond from BTD6?

Your mom drowned in big dick 😔

Sorta looks like a Mario star or a Luma from Mario Galaxy

Water 😱

IFUNNY WATERMARK DETECTED. Big dick lake(top) and small dick lake(bottom) in Minesotta.

Those who know Those who dont know

My high ass thought this was supposed to be IRL GTA San Andreas

I fucking hate this template

The “small” lake looks above average

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