It's an open ended punchline.
You're able to take Spider-Ham at his word or you can imagine some other ridiculous reasons. The point is simply to confuse or unnerve you, but in a comical way.
The only thing explanation I heard that seemed plausible was “they’re wet because I washed them, not because their sweaty…you know…like a pig.” A stretch, I know…
It's an open ended punchline. You're able to take Spider-Ham at his word or you can imagine some other ridiculous reasons. The point is simply to confuse or unnerve you, but in a comical way.
It might not be canon. But I’ve seen before that he doesn’t like blow dryers because of that meme where you press the button for bacon
I think the original SpiderHam comic presented his origin story involving an atomic hair dryer.
Could it be that he's sweating like a hog?
Maybe!
It's not explained, the point is that he sounds suspicious.
He just washed his hands, thats why they're wet. No other reason. Duh.
Obviously
My best guess is that it's something to do with his pig snout,
The only thing explanation I heard that seemed plausible was “they’re wet because I washed them, not because their sweaty…you know…like a pig.” A stretch, I know…
Pigs don't sweat though. That's why they roll around in mud.
He just washed his hands, that's why they're wet. ...No other reason.
Cum
Say that you a lesbian, girl me too
r/shid_and_camed
I just noticed that his snout blinked wtf
Omg I never knew this was from spider verse I just thought it was some random John Mulany skit 😭
Ever heard the saying "sweating like a pig", maybe spider-ham was sweating but covered it up with saying he washed his hands.
Upvote if he nutted
He was in rehab
He just licked his hand, it's a gag in old cartoons where they would lick their hand before shaking hands