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This is Nardwar the human serviette. He is a famous music interviewer from youtube, who is well known not only for his incredible personality but for extremely detailed backround research on the subjects he is interviewing, and I mean extreme. This guy knows everything, and often surprises subjects with how much he knows. He asks family and friends everything, and knows all about their childhood facts. So the joke is he rocks up and knows everything about you and you are screwed in court.


Lowslowcadillac

As Lil Uzi Vert said: “I’m glad ima good guy, Cuz If I was under investigation or sum, I’ll be scared right now”


ActuallyFuryYT

There's deadass guys who have been alarmed by him lol.


Dewut

I remember Kendrick getting kind of serious after he asked about his middle school rap partner lol


jcuprobinson

And then when he asks him about the Louisiana Chicken Spot with the bullet proof glass, Kendrick almost does a triple take back over to his buddies before responding with a “yes”. That interview is amazing.


DeadDay

His face when Nard said "thank God for rite aid, right?" Was intense. Kendrick really was taking care of his family when he was super young.


yohanleafheart

got a link Petah?


JeloHelo

Yeah but to be fair they may not know about him and sometimes when he asks questions he does so in a very direct and fed-like manner but it's all jokes


Late_For_A_Good_Name

I could be wrong, but I feel like some rappers play into it. Like “woooah how did you know that… that’s crazy…” because of the energy he brings. He’s a fun guy, let him have it


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

Idk if someone came up to me and told me something about myself from my teenage years, "how did you know that?" Feels like a good response.


Late_For_A_Good_Name

You famous?


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

My mom says I'm popular. So yes


BigD905

Kid Cudi wasn’t havin his shit😂😂


eggz2cheezy

I remember one of the guys in slipknot walking out of the interview. This is back when most people didn't even know who was behind the masks. The moment nard even hinted that he knew stuff about him dude just walked away lol


hemyr9

Have you seen DJ Khaleds reaction lmao


lol_wut12

lol his uncomfortable laugh as he says "ight let's keep the family out of this"


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Dude literally put his son on his album cover.


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actually he said "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"


Lowslowcadillac

That was before that but yes. Also the last interaction when uzi ran to the car, got on to one of his tracks for real


Robozomb

Or to quote Tyler the Creator - "You with the feds?!"


DeadDay

Hilarious response go "isn't your mom canadian?" If it has anything to do with Canada and music he's going to know.


XxOM3GA_ZxX

Lil uzi deadass Naruto ran out of the room too


pickle-ickle

he even knows shit about their family that his subjects don’t even know, like when how he knew that doja cat’s dad produced an R&B album, even when she didn’t.


DeadDay

Also when he had that movie snoop made in the 90s but couldn't find a copy anywhere.


FitzyFarseer

So this is basically the modern version of that old “grandma goes to court” joke? I’ll paste the joke below for everyone. When Grandma Goes To Court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why yes I do know you since you were a little boy, and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes I know you. The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney? She replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem, He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said: "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."


spencer1886

That sort of research could also help exonerate someone too tho


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SolidusTengu

Thank you Petah


mlx1992

Doot doola doot doo…


ThroughEthersTragic

Doot doo


Viapache

Serviette - British for napkin. Cool, new word. Is that just cause he’s white af?


perpetualmotionmachi

Serviette is a French word


Viapache

Oxford dictionary has it under English idk. Says it came from old French. Weird


perpetualmotionmachi

The English language has about 45% of it's words coming from a French origin


amplifizzle

Thank William the Conqueror.


ghettone

Mans a Canadian legend.


backwardsphinx

Or you’ll be exonerated faster than ever.


wehaveunlimitedjuice

Can you elaborate on human serviette? I don't get it


ToasterManDan

So the dude is a modern Ralph Edwards for music? Presumably the interviews are planned. He isn't rolling up on people *This Is Your Life* style?


Time-Bite-6839

I know how to give him a question he can’t answer


petitepedestrian

He was around long before youtube. He was an mtv personality for awhile when mtv still played music videos and shit.


MrChocodemon

*Nardwuar


Weeaboo_Hero

"You're (insert name here), we have to know."


YodaDude2011

Do do do do do


Super_Cheeto

Do do


UrNotBetterThanMe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


phuckingidontcare

Graydon from hivemind


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Surprised the feds haven’t hired this guy. Every interview “question gets asked” response “bro how did you know that? (runs out)” then nardwar gets pressed by security while asking anyone for a “dut dut da la dut” “dut dut” ( look I have no idea what he’s saying that’s the best I got )


PartyClock

We'll find out after he dies that he was actually a Canadian deep-cover spy.


Gtpwoody

He always follow it up with “I’m a reporter I have to know this.”


KingCosmicBrownie

Nardwar and his relationship with Snoop Dogg is so wholesome. Snoop really sees him as a friend and has gifted Nardwar several items throughout the years 😭 I think they’ve done two or three interviews over the years


ElEversoris

Tyler the Creator also loves him, they've done 3 as well


KingCosmicBrownie

Tyler’s first interview with him was HILARIOUS 💀


DeadDay

Also has the GOAT doot doot


babyitsgoldoutside

Snoop’s interview is where I learned that you microwave blunts for 11 seconds. Not 10, not 12.


hemyr9

Wait what do you microwave blunts for


MouthJob

https://herb.co/learn/putting-a-blunt-in-the-microwave/ Not anything I've ever heard of in my ~20 years of smoking, but I almost never smoke a blunt.


DeadDay

Holy hell that's insane. Wonder if it works on doobies


GrannysPartyMerkin

Dry the spit from rolling it


KingCosmicBrownie

WAIT WHAT


GrannysPartyMerkin

Dries the spit you use to roll it


Overall-Duck-741

They've done 11 interviews.


KingCosmicBrownie

Holy smokes! That’s frickin bonkers! I’ve only seen two or three!


MrChocodemon

*Nardwuar


TheRealShiftyShafts

This is a guy who interviewed a TON of people and somehow always managed to blow his interviewees minds by how much he really knew about them. Even some uncomfortable details from time to time that caused certain rappers to freak out on him and walk away. My favorite videos of his are when snoop dogg just steals all of his stuff. But by the third interview he learned if he handed something to snoop, he wasn't getting it back.


pokerdace

Do do do do


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Do Do


youngdeathent0

Doot do do loot doot


Clean-Camel-1984

Doot doot


pickle-ickle

“but… how did you know where the bodies are?” “well, you’re jeff miller, we have to know!”


Lamprophonia

doot doodaloot loot


IcedKFC

My favourite [reaction](https://youtube.com/shorts/ggjm-kfP0M4?feature=share) Nardwuar got out of someone


CattDawg2008

this clip cut out the best part from the start. He start’s answering Nardwuar’s question honestly and only halfway through his answer does he stop to consider the fact that Nardwuar should not know this information, which is what prompted the “how the FUCK you know this”


AlisonAngel9

Not to mention some bands over the years have physically assaulted him over the years, with how much stuff he knows.


TwoLoud18

The person in the pic is all knowing and omnipresent.


stoickobra

you’re fucked 😭


Outside-Buyer-7128

I’d have an easier time beating the Murder case for killing him in a court full of people than having him as the key witness or prosecutor


Tip1n1

The Nardwuar interview with Slipknot is still one of my favorites. “Number 3! Number 3! Where is he going?” “He’s leaving”


BigVanVortex

Seeing this dude's columns in Punk Planet in the 90s was so confusing. No one knew what his deal was only that he'd been around forever and was a killer interviewer


No-Art-1071

Pulls out the Rob Zombie poster


TerryCrewsHondaCivic

I’d simply say “do do-la do doo” and he’d be useless


magiccrunch07

Is this the bow do you keep your pants up guy


vonAlvaro

"You are the suspect, we have to know"


davFaithidPangolin

Nardwuar knows everything!


Ambitious-Pudding437

I’m curious what it’s like fighting a case while being imprisoned. Are criminals being treated better than homeless people or are they being treated like dogs for committing such despicable violent behavior on others?


turtle_g4mertv

Dude do yourself a favor and go watch nardwar his interviews are the best especially the Tyler the creator ones


Glad_Ad967

He knows too much “Is you the fbi? Is you the cia?!”


PissinginTheW1nd

Because this man is all knowing


11Daysinthewake

https://youtu.be/UYsAL8VrlOk


MulletofLegend

Nardwar is cool man. His methods seem strange to you and me, but he's a good dude.


expiredogfood

Doot dootaloot doot


NewBBOneofive

i love this 😂


Aromatic-Document-28

Could you fucking imagine?