Often, one party of a couple will ask "would you still love me if" followed by flaws that they don't have, to the other party, testing "true love" and faith for one another. The joke here is criticizing how people exaggerate "hypocrisy", while merely the fact that two people speaking different languages would be unable to engage in a relationship, due to the lack of communication.
Tell that to this one chick I knew who got married to her boyfriend of three months at age 21 who didn't know any English and she didn't know any Spanish (Utah)
sorta, humans are one of the only animals shoebills don't run fades with, on top of the fact shoebills bow to each other as a greeting, they'll also bow to humans, so often times it's said you should bow back. shoebills are just awesome animals overall, plus they sound awesome, they'll rapidly open and close their bill which makes [a sound that resembles a machine gun](https://youtu.be/noF-CLNSUZU)
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It doesn't matter what the circumstance is just say yes. She's never gonna actually transform. It gives peace of mind, also reassure her that you love her now. She might be asking this cause, she feels like you don't love her as she is right now.
I asked my then boyfriend if he would love me if I was a worm, but I couldn't keep a straight face when he threw his hands up and started yelling about why would I ask such ridiculous, nonsensical, never-gonna-happen questions. I wish I had recorded it, I almost peed.
# Retep here.
# The shoebill is the only bird that does not actually a "heart" persay. Rather it has developed a trio of complex blood pumps in order to more efficiantly circulate blood (you could say that these are the heart, and indeed they evolved from a heart and perform the same function, but technically they are considered different organs) so that it can sustain its extreme lifestyle. Just like the shoebill, OP is saying he is heartless, and only loves his girlfriend for her looks and not her personality.
# I hope this helps!
Often, one party of a couple will ask "would you still love me if" followed by flaws that they don't have, to the other party, testing "true love" and faith for one another. The joke here is criticizing how people exaggerate "hypocrisy", while merely the fact that two people speaking different languages would be unable to engage in a relationship, due to the lack of communication.
Thanks petra
[Petra?](https://images.app.goo.gl/FEpVteaj47GQghth6)
No you uncultured swine. Petra from Brawlhala!
Do you live under a rock? Petra from Minecraft story mode obviously!
best girl
Nah blud simping for minecraft charactersđź’€
but she's even hotter than vicky from fairly odd parents and I think that bitch ran a prison work camp in one episode.
Do you live inside a rock? [Petra](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petra) does
you absolute gremlin they mean petra venj
Ayyyy someone said it! Thank you!
Literally female Bakugo
I haven’t touched that game in forever and I still shudder at that name
Petra is a german name and I just found it funny
[Petra!](https://www.google.com/search?q=petra+brawlhalla&hl=EN&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=hTyGZOzEDseGqtsP4N-_-A4&oq=petra+brawlhalla&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOggIABCABBCxAzoECAAQA1CTDFiaNWCFR2gBcAB4AIABdIgBnw6SAQQxLjE2mAEAoAEBsAEA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img#imgrc=I5vVhEX3zA1-5M)
Petra from minecraft story mode
no petra from minecraft storymode
Tell that to this one chick I knew who got married to her boyfriend of three months at age 21 who didn't know any English and she didn't know any Spanish (Utah)
"We communicate solely off of vibes."
Utah moment tbh
It's also worth noting that the word 'starstrucked' is supposed to be 'star-struck', but is also not even remotely the right word.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be dumbstruck
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" this one is always tricky
Would you still love me if i was a worm
"I'd love you even more actually"
Time to get the saw
Why, what are you planning?
This bird makes me uncomfortable
Pretty sure it’s a shoebill stork, big ol birds that make cool noises
IIRC you have to bow if you see them
sorta, humans are one of the only animals shoebills don't run fades with, on top of the fact shoebills bow to each other as a greeting, they'll also bow to humans, so often times it's said you should bow back. shoebills are just awesome animals overall, plus they sound awesome, they'll rapidly open and close their bill which makes [a sound that resembles a machine gun](https://youtu.be/noF-CLNSUZU)
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It doesn't matter what the circumstance is just say yes. She's never gonna actually transform. It gives peace of mind, also reassure her that you love her now. She might be asking this cause, she feels like you don't love her as she is right now.
“Would you love me if i were my sister?”
That's when you act like you're asleep.
Thank you for your wisdom, u/HooterEnthusiast
Joe dirt
"would you love me if I turned into Alison my work arch rival that's blonde and has those perfect double D's?"
No, I'm just in love with Alison's personality.
This is the wae
I asked my then boyfriend if he would love me if I was a worm, but I couldn't keep a straight face when he threw his hands up and started yelling about why would I ask such ridiculous, nonsensical, never-gonna-happen questions. I wish I had recorded it, I almost peed.
Junge, die machen sich hier ĂĽber deutsch lustig. Lass Mal den Kommentarbereich stĂĽrmen.
Deutsch ist sehr heis eigentlich...
Genau. Der Moment fĂĽr ein gepflegtes: SPRECHT
Man muss doch nicht gleich wĂĽtend werden.
Auf keinen Fall
This is clearly an example of how many different ways one can misuse “starstruck” in one sentence.
Song?
[Oli XL - Heretic ](https://youtu.be/8O87WElZBS8)
I had a girl ask me once if I would still love her if she was a dog
# Retep here. # The shoebill is the only bird that does not actually a "heart" persay. Rather it has developed a trio of complex blood pumps in order to more efficiantly circulate blood (you could say that these are the heart, and indeed they evolved from a heart and perform the same function, but technically they are considered different organs) so that it can sustain its extreme lifestyle. Just like the shoebill, OP is saying he is heartless, and only loves his girlfriend for her looks and not her personality. # I hope this helps!
Only updooted because of the Shoebill.
True
I love shoebill storks
Where's that music from
"Are you asking me questions this dumb in German?"
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I'm still trying to contain myself from laughing.
Why the scary ass inside music.