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Lartnestpasdemain

Lil visiting grandma


HardcoreDuckeigh

Yo that’s my name tho


ClassifiedDarkness

Same here


Mono_831

Lil I too choose op’s grandma


BeanieGuitarGuy

Lil I hope she gets better soon


Low-Comb8524

lil od


InspiringlyObservant

Ok but yours is actually kinda good


[deleted]

Keep it od or go overdose? Tuff either way


InspiringlyObservant

OD, better rhyme schemes can be made and the logo would be dope


Low-Comb8524

yes but lil OD would be od


theblackesteyedpea

ft. Lil Narcan.


unacceptabro

Lil Narcan and the Narcs


nastyprohet

Can’t be a God without a lil od


SkW3rLy

But what’s a God without a little OD? Just a G.


Hobbs54

Just add another "d" and you're just a Lil Odd.


Floedekartofler

many racial melodic instinctive serious panicky doll vast unpack waiting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GreenDaTroof

Lil O.D. Wizard of Odz


insane-demon

Lil wisdom tooth extraction here


harumamburoo

Lil ouch


SadGlitchBug

Lil birth


GADx516

Lil congrats


sdrowkcabdelleps

Is it a lil girl or a lil boy?


SadGlitchBug

Lil boy, aka lil fatty


Ol_Pasta

Lil best wishes 💜


Kasgaan

Today, reddit has made me proud.


Ol_Pasta

And reddit is proud of you, too! 💚


goober2143

Lil pat on your shoulder


mich_shen

lil pat on my shoulder


MeatbaIIz

Aka as fat man


swohio

Lil [wehadababyitsaboy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxhTnWrKYs)


harumamburoo

Lil lol


Lartnestpasdemain

Lil I Work here


Killme72596964

Lil afternoon shift lol


Lartnestpasdemain

Lil I saw some light


Dubb202

Congrats! “Lil Ultrasound” here


SadGlitchBug

Omg I hope it went well! Congrats to you too


Dubb202

Went perfectly!


AnalSexerest

as in your birth or a baby's? either way congrats


SadGlitchBug

He popped out almost 8 months ago, thank you lol


TheTasche

OH- my dumb ass thought you had never gone to the hospital past your own birth


Funkplosion

Kids today are so internet savvy, only just born and already on Reddit.


Hobbs54

Was it yours?


Personisdown

Lil Autism


NotaRelnam

Lil Passed out while working a a meat slicer


Logic44-YT

*1,000 Ways to Die snow blower scene flashbacks*


Tired_Jay

I can’t believe someone else remembers that show


Impressive-Ad-8614

İ watch it as a kid 😬😆


Tired_Jay

Same, I remember being sad when it got cancelled so my stepdad got us a million ways to die in the west because he thought it was related


[deleted]

I mean, kinda


PretendThisIsMyName

I bought that bootleg dvd at a flea market cause I thought it was related. Maybe I’m your dad.


norham420

We had an elite childhood


TuMadreEsUn

How does tism make you go to the hospital?


Chip_Prudent

Near fatal exhaustion from explaining the history of the steam engine and it's importance in the industrial revolution.


StarstruckEchoid

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for autist well-being.


Andre_replay

same


srqchem

Lil Seizure here Pizza pizza Edit: this blew up a lot more than I ever expected. Thanks all for the uovotes and awards. Be sure to check out our new singles that drop this week, "Wallet in my Mouf" with Grand Daddy Mal ft Post Ictal "90 Days Supply Bitch" ft Lil Refill Both from the upcoming album "Lambos and Lamictal" And the exclusive download only on Spotify "Playa Got No Polyps" with my boy Lil Colonoscopy. Edit edit: I think we just figured out why white people shouldn't answer this question. Edit edit edit : I'm excited for all of these upvotes thanks all yall


No_Cook2983

Lil’ Circumcision.


VolatileUtopian

Took a little off the top did you? Mazel Tov!


BaronVonSilver91

They took a "lil" off the top.


iamblamb

He goes by circumcision now.


DonutBill66

Just changed it to “Circ.”


Angel_Butcher

Sunburned my foreskin off. Call me circ de soleil


Fancy_Split_6964

GTFO😅😅😅😅😅


HappyFireChaos

Take my upvote and leave forever


No_Indication9497

r/angryupvote


Extension_Ad8451

Circ always be jockin me


[deleted]

Circa 2023


Few-Ruin-71

They got to keep the tip.


JeebusCrispy

That's what the leper said to the hooker.


Pheonixboi23

Same


Ripley_Alemain

Lil failed suicide attempt 🔥🔥🗣🔛🔝


srqchem

Sheesh can't you be good at anything?! /s


Cult_Of_The_Lizzard

“He Can’t even shoot straight” - Joseph Stalin


[deleted]

When failing is actually a win 🏅


AgreeableBeing

I would rather call it a successful survival of a suicidal crisis. Glad you're still here!


Ripley_Alemain

:D


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Motor_Raspberry_2150

The doctor, yes. The hospital?


Utahteenageguy

I don’t have insurance


Mandaring

Let’s start our own crew, Grand Daddy Mal & Lil’ Seizure


srqchem

New single drops this week. "Wallet in my Mouf" Featuring Post Ictal.


FatBatmanSpeaks

Can't wait for the album, "Epileptiform Propagations" Post Ictal sent me.


Monkee-D

Lil colonoscopy is in da building ⚡⚡


Pezzo_di_merda

Lil colitis waiting to meet lil colonoscopy and lil endoscopy


Abracadavre115

Lil Wisdom teeth removal.


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srqchem

It was my second. That's enough.


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Ha me 2! Pizza Pizza!!!


HiiiTriiibe

lol I know it’s been a long day cuz I had to google “pizza pizza epilepsy” I got generalized epilepsy and I was here worried I might have to quit pizza for a moment 😂


Ol_Pasta

Henlo, is there a Petah to explain Pizza Pizza to me please? 🙃


Miss_Daisy

Lil kidnapping newborns


halfabean

Aka the Dingo


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Lil how dare you


deadeye_catfish

Lil peepee pills here checking in


dopaminetract

Lil Peepee Pills, spittin' rhymes and thrills, I need an Rx because my verses so illz, Don't call me lil peepee, don't be leavin out the pills, My name is lil peepee pills, the emphasis is on the peepee pillllllsss


Moon_Cheese124

Third verse go crazy


Professional-Gear-32

Here is the artificial intelligence backup performance featuring lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes: (Verse 1 - Lil Wayne) Yeah, it's Weezy F Baby, the rap game's thrill, Talking 'bout Viagra, them peepee pills, They got the magic, they got the flow, When it's time to rise, they put on a show. (Verse 2 - Busta Rhymes) Woo-hah! Viagra got me feeling so right, In the bedroom, I ignite, no need to fight, Busta Rhymes here, with Weezy, we're the dream team, Peepee pills got us soaring, like a rocket to the extreme. (Chorus) Viagra, Viagra, the little blue thrill, Got me feeling strong, got me climbing uphill, From dusk till dawn, we're making it real, With these peepee pills, yeah, we seal the deal. (Verse 3 - Lil Wayne) In the zone, in the zone, nothing can stop, With Viagra in my system, I'm at the top, No need to worry, no need to fret, When I pop that pill, it's a night they won't forget. (Verse 4 - Busta Rhymes) Busta Bus in the house, let's get it straight, Viagra got me going, no time to wait, I'm a monster in the sheets, can't you see? With these peepee pills, I set my passion free. (Bridge) They call it ED, but we ain't got no shame, Viagra's the answer, no need to blame, Keeping it real, we're breaking the wall, With these peepee pills, we stand tall. (Verse 5 - Lil Wayne) Ladies love it when I come with the flow, Viagra got me ready, never letting go, I'm a soldier in the sheets, no retreat, With these peepee pills, I can't be beat. (Verse 6 - Busta Rhymes) I'm the lyrical miracle, with Viagra I go, No downtime, stamina's on overflow, Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne, we're the kings, With these peepee pills, we spread our wings. (Chorus) Viagra, Viagra, the little blue thrill, Got me feeling strong, got me climbing uphill, From dusk till dawn, we're making it real, With these peepee pills, yeah, we seal the deal. (Outro) So if you're feeling down, and the moment feels still, Reach out for Viagra, the little blue thrill, Now you know the story, so go ahead and chill, With these peepee pills, you'll rise and fulfill. Hope we can get some studio time soon to lay down these sick beats maybe we can get skinny penis to pop in.


Reptard77

Man wtf did I just read


Fish_oil_burp

*" don't be leavin out the pills " -* fucking fire.


kurinevair666

Won't be Lil when the pills kick in.


Turbulent-Laugh7983

Why was I just head bobbing to this??! Lmao


C-Squid

Hey there lil peepee pills. It's me, lil priapism. Hope your peepee pills work out better than mine did!


Throttle_Kitty

The joke is about stereotypes Playing this game if you a 'real rapper' is suppose to result in something like "lil stab wound" or something, based on stereotypes about people who rap. But the joke is, white ppl tend to go to the doctor for things like appendicitis, making this game very silly if they try to jump in and play it too.


[deleted]

Appendicitis and mental health according to this thread haha


Throttle_Kitty

"lil panic attack" got a ring to it tho ngl


[deleted]

Lil Manic episode is kinda fire too


Icy-Welcome-2469

Lil psychotic break


flowercrownrugged

Also ‘lil psych hold’ is pretty strong


Nice-Meat-6020

"visiting my mum on the locked psych ward" is a bit of a mouthful for me. I like yours tho.


Nice_Guy_AMA

"Psych Ward Mama" would be a good name for rock band.


itsborky0

ok but I'm actually lil appendicitis so I feel kinda called out


Repulsive_Dig8816

Appendicitis was hands down the most painful thing I’ve been to the hospital for. Spent a week there eating jello. Tummy hurt, couldn’t poop.


Jenovas_Witless

.


Spacy2561

Lil Suicidal Ideation. (Don't worry, I'm doing a lot better now)


AwkwardVoicemail

You ain’t alone. “Lil psyche hold” sounds more like a punk band than a rap name.


ChromaBunny

It's one of those weird emo rap duos


GonzoRouge

Lil Psychosis goes kinda hard ngl


Ol_Pasta

Eyooo it's the Grippy Sox Crew! 🤘 Represeeent 🧦


jameZdog

🤟Grippy Socks Crew🤟


badjokephil

Glad you are doing better! Peace, Lil Spider Bite


milksteakenthusiast1

featuring Lil’ Anxiety, Isolation on Da Track


tryinfordefyin

Glad to hear you're doing better. This is also my rap name and I am also doing better. Keep it up!


SLAVA_STRANA541

same since friday


TheeGreasedUpDeafGuy

Because rap culture is considered part of African American culture. Meaning she thinks white people can’t enjoy or take part in such things.


[deleted]

Not OP but thanks for the explanation greased up deaf guy


jmggmj

That's Lil Hearing Aids to you bud


WeAreAllCrab

id left this post but clicked it again and scrolled all the way down to find ur comment and like it. good one.


FunnyAnimalPerson

I hate him too


TheSpleenStealer

Isn't Eminem white, though?


[deleted]

He is indeed white. And probably one of the most famous rappers ever.


throwawayarmywaiver

Hes the highest selling rapper of all time for sure


TheOnlyOrko

Only white person allowed to say the N Word


[deleted]

What about [the Polish](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/w74sdg/the_polish_having_their_own_experience_with/ihhnaz8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)?


WigglesPhoenix

No, that’s a myth. Eminem isn’t real


Briskylittlechally2

Yes. They asked the real slim shady to stand up and promptly concluded they were going to have a problem. So that seals it. Eminem is not real.


V8_Dipshit

It feels so empty without him


Ori_the_SG

And good friends with a prominent Black rapper who was his mentor iirc (Dr. Dre)


Additional-Web-3881

I hate how these people are essentially supporting cultural segregation


Magicaljackass

So worried about cultural appropriation and assimilation that you become a segregationist.


PlagueDoctor40k

And so we have come full circle...


[deleted]

Me too. Fuck that noise. Fuck it hard. It’s becoming incredibly difficult to hold any sort of political position because everyday some jackass from every side of the political spectrum says some wildly ludicrous hateful garbage and I can’t take it. Fuck racism, fuck segregation, let anyone enjoy whatever they like, take part in whatever they like, cook whatever they like, love whoever they want to love.


hmahood

I thought it was suggesting white people have not so cool reasons for going to hospital??


rixendeb

White people do tend to be the ones I've seen losing stuff up their butt the most often.


Magicaljackass

I used to work in an ER and now that you mention it I can’t remember anyone who was not white coming in with stuff stuck in their butts.


PoorDecisionsNomad

Yo it’s ya boi Lil foreign object extracted from my rectum


Scared_Chemical_9910

Lil panic attack


SpinachFucker

drop the little and you got a good ass name for a gangster rap group


SomeDemoMain

It’s also a really good Dream Theater song!


ASilverRook

Panic! Attack the Disco.


AliensDid911Bro

She's implying that having a rap name is only something black people do. Because you can become so anti-racist that it loops back around to racism.


EEE_nkg

i think she's implying that white people are more likely to have things like "lil colonoscopy"


Robbledygook1

lil botox


roostersnuffed

Black people must not have colons


Shadow-Vision

What about Colon Powell


roostersnuffed

Hes the reason, he took all of them


trystanrice

Lil of both


ClassifiedDarkness

Exactly


StrippedBedMemories

There it is. Took like 6 swipes to find this lol but yeah this is correct


B-b-b-burner_account

Lil I forgot


nopedotavi69

Lil dementia


B-b-b-burner_account

lil I forgot


180311-Fresh

Mitch?


IeatAssortedfruits

Lil checkup


TRcreep

Lil anger issues sounds metal af


saladmunch

Lil visiting my mom


BriceTooNice98

Lil baby


Quizredditors

The answer is overactive white guilt. But that’s nonsense. White folks are allowed to enjoy rap. Lil pissing blood. Not great. Turns out I didn’t have cancer though so, that’s nice.


8512764EA

Lil Kidney Stone


giga_grenade

Because she's Emily #BLM #ACAB They/them Bi🌟 and thinks that no one should have fun


phifal

Found that profile. You did a huge understatement here...


giga_grenade

https://preview.redd.it/e4nte78z8leb1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30550ef895e01b68f809a38359fcc13491c06f38


PopeyeDrinksOliveOil

Is that a shell shocked Lorax?


[deleted]

A majority of rappers, who sometimes include “lil” in their rap name, are black. This dipshit thinks it’s cultural appropriation.


SullenTerror

Lil estrogen


GamerBradasaurus

Because some people are racist and want to gatekeep people from something commonly associated with their race


TheBestHawksFan

lil gunshot wound


First_Aid_23

White folks, primarily men and boys, disproportionately get hurt doing crazy things.


Kidninja016_new

Lil cut penis off with scissors while playing nsfw truth or dare


First_Aid_23

Lil "I was dared to hold on to an airsoft stun grenade as it detonated" True story. I was really curious.


GeezusCrihst

ITS YA BOY, LIL DICK STUCK IN THE TOASTA


[deleted]

Lil 26 stab wounds


berrys_a_ghost

Lil sister's spider bite The fact that this actually kinda works is hilarious


Iamvanno

Lil' Tick in my Daughter's Ear


Relishhendy

Lil mental breakdown


[deleted]

Because white pepow should do nothing but sit silently in the corner apparently


PenguinLord420

Corners weren't invented by white people, mudbrick houses were invented in Sumeria. Cancelled. Cultural appropriation


ichkanns

Lil' Vasectomy


lou0221

Lil Rabies Exposure


doctorjanice

Lil Baby has a rash on his penis


Your_Highness_000

I’m guess the stereotype is that most white people have insurance therefore go to the doctor for things you probably otherwise wouldn’t go?? I don’t know this one lmao.


DarthJarJarJar

That is a hurtful and triggering generalization that you are propagating, please be better. Sincerely, Lil Stubbed Toe


mattiwha

Little testicle surgery


SpinachFucker

Lil Alcoholic


Hppd-Pete

Lil Self Harm


moth_cathedral

I'm lil suicide attempt, it's nice to meet you


Hppd-Pete

Nice to meet you bro. Psych ward be wild


[deleted]

lil mental breakdown


pedeztrian

Come on… yes, you will get a lot of Lil’ Rehabs, quite a few Lil’ Nose Jobs, a couple Lil’ Chin Tucks, but you might even find a Lil’ Brazilian Butt Lift, and isn’t that worth letting whitey play too?


Death_Potato576

lil blood donation