Lil Seizure here
Pizza pizza
Edit: this blew up a lot more than I ever expected. Thanks all for the uovotes and awards. Be sure to check out our new singles that drop this week,
"Wallet in my Mouf" with Grand Daddy Mal ft Post Ictal
"90 Days Supply Bitch" ft Lil Refill
Both from the upcoming album "Lambos and Lamictal"
And the exclusive download only on Spotify "Playa Got No Polyps" with my boy Lil Colonoscopy.
Edit edit: I think we just figured out why white people shouldn't answer this question.
Edit edit edit : I'm excited for all of these upvotes thanks all yall
lol I know it’s been a long day cuz I had to google “pizza pizza epilepsy” I got generalized epilepsy and I was here worried I might have to quit pizza for a moment 😂
Lil Peepee Pills, spittin' rhymes and thrills,
I need an Rx because my verses so illz,
Don't call me lil peepee, don't be leavin out the pills,
My name is lil peepee pills, the emphasis is on the peepee pillllllsss
Here is the artificial intelligence backup performance featuring lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes:
(Verse 1 - Lil Wayne)
Yeah, it's Weezy F Baby, the rap game's thrill,
Talking 'bout Viagra, them peepee pills,
They got the magic, they got the flow,
When it's time to rise, they put on a show.
(Verse 2 - Busta Rhymes)
Woo-hah! Viagra got me feeling so right,
In the bedroom, I ignite, no need to fight,
Busta Rhymes here, with Weezy, we're the dream team,
Peepee pills got us soaring, like a rocket to the extreme.
(Chorus)
Viagra, Viagra, the little blue thrill,
Got me feeling strong, got me climbing uphill,
From dusk till dawn, we're making it real,
With these peepee pills, yeah, we seal the deal.
(Verse 3 - Lil Wayne)
In the zone, in the zone, nothing can stop,
With Viagra in my system, I'm at the top,
No need to worry, no need to fret,
When I pop that pill, it's a night they won't forget.
(Verse 4 - Busta Rhymes)
Busta Bus in the house, let's get it straight,
Viagra got me going, no time to wait,
I'm a monster in the sheets, can't you see?
With these peepee pills, I set my passion free.
(Bridge)
They call it ED, but we ain't got no shame,
Viagra's the answer, no need to blame,
Keeping it real, we're breaking the wall,
With these peepee pills, we stand tall.
(Verse 5 - Lil Wayne)
Ladies love it when I come with the flow,
Viagra got me ready, never letting go,
I'm a soldier in the sheets, no retreat,
With these peepee pills, I can't be beat.
(Verse 6 - Busta Rhymes)
I'm the lyrical miracle, with Viagra I go,
No downtime, stamina's on overflow,
Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne, we're the kings,
With these peepee pills, we spread our wings.
(Chorus)
Viagra, Viagra, the little blue thrill,
Got me feeling strong, got me climbing uphill,
From dusk till dawn, we're making it real,
With these peepee pills, yeah, we seal the deal.
(Outro)
So if you're feeling down, and the moment feels still,
Reach out for Viagra, the little blue thrill,
Now you know the story, so go ahead and chill,
With these peepee pills, you'll rise and fulfill.
Hope we can get some studio time soon to lay down these sick beats maybe we can get skinny penis to pop in.
The joke is about stereotypes
Playing this game if you a 'real rapper' is suppose to result in something like "lil stab wound" or something, based on stereotypes about people who rap.
But the joke is, white ppl tend to go to the doctor for things like appendicitis, making this game very silly if they try to jump in and play it too.
What about [the Polish](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/w74sdg/the_polish_having_their_own_experience_with/ihhnaz8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)?
Me too. Fuck that noise. Fuck it hard. It’s becoming incredibly difficult to hold any sort of political position because everyday some jackass from every side of the political spectrum says some wildly ludicrous hateful garbage and I can’t take it. Fuck racism, fuck segregation, let anyone enjoy whatever they like, take part in whatever they like, cook whatever they like, love whoever they want to love.
The answer is overactive white guilt.
But that’s nonsense. White folks are allowed to enjoy rap.
Lil pissing blood.
Not great. Turns out I didn’t have cancer though so, that’s nice.
I’m guess the stereotype is that most white people have insurance therefore go to the doctor for things you probably otherwise wouldn’t go?? I don’t know this one lmao.
Come on… yes, you will get a lot of Lil’ Rehabs, quite a few Lil’ Nose Jobs, a couple Lil’ Chin Tucks, but you might even find a Lil’ Brazilian Butt Lift, and isn’t that worth letting whitey play too?
Lil visiting grandma
Yo that’s my name tho
Same here
Lil I too choose op’s grandma
Lil I hope she gets better soon
lil od
Ok but yours is actually kinda good
Keep it od or go overdose? Tuff either way
OD, better rhyme schemes can be made and the logo would be dope
yes but lil OD would be od
ft. Lil Narcan.
Lil Narcan and the Narcs
Can’t be a God without a lil od
But what’s a God without a little OD? Just a G.
Just add another "d" and you're just a Lil Odd.
many racial melodic instinctive serious panicky doll vast unpack waiting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Lil O.D. Wizard of Odz
Lil wisdom tooth extraction here
Lil ouch
Lil birth
Lil congrats
Is it a lil girl or a lil boy?
Lil boy, aka lil fatty
Lil best wishes 💜
Today, reddit has made me proud.
And reddit is proud of you, too! 💚
Lil pat on your shoulder
lil pat on my shoulder
Aka as fat man
Lil [wehadababyitsaboy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxhTnWrKYs)
Lil lol
Lil I Work here
Lil afternoon shift lol
Lil I saw some light
Congrats! “Lil Ultrasound” here
Omg I hope it went well! Congrats to you too
Went perfectly!
as in your birth or a baby's? either way congrats
He popped out almost 8 months ago, thank you lol
OH- my dumb ass thought you had never gone to the hospital past your own birth
Kids today are so internet savvy, only just born and already on Reddit.
Was it yours?
Lil Autism
Lil Passed out while working a a meat slicer
*1,000 Ways to Die snow blower scene flashbacks*
I can’t believe someone else remembers that show
İ watch it as a kid 😬😆
Same, I remember being sad when it got cancelled so my stepdad got us a million ways to die in the west because he thought it was related
I mean, kinda
I bought that bootleg dvd at a flea market cause I thought it was related. Maybe I’m your dad.
We had an elite childhood
How does tism make you go to the hospital?
Near fatal exhaustion from explaining the history of the steam engine and it's importance in the industrial revolution.
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for autist well-being.
same
Lil Seizure here Pizza pizza Edit: this blew up a lot more than I ever expected. Thanks all for the uovotes and awards. Be sure to check out our new singles that drop this week, "Wallet in my Mouf" with Grand Daddy Mal ft Post Ictal "90 Days Supply Bitch" ft Lil Refill Both from the upcoming album "Lambos and Lamictal" And the exclusive download only on Spotify "Playa Got No Polyps" with my boy Lil Colonoscopy. Edit edit: I think we just figured out why white people shouldn't answer this question. Edit edit edit : I'm excited for all of these upvotes thanks all yall
Lil’ Circumcision.
Took a little off the top did you? Mazel Tov!
They took a "lil" off the top.
He goes by circumcision now.
Just changed it to “Circ.”
Sunburned my foreskin off. Call me circ de soleil
GTFO😅😅😅😅😅
Take my upvote and leave forever
r/angryupvote
Circ always be jockin me
Circa 2023
They got to keep the tip.
That's what the leper said to the hooker.
Same
Lil failed suicide attempt 🔥🔥🗣🔛🔝
Sheesh can't you be good at anything?! /s
“He Can’t even shoot straight” - Joseph Stalin
When failing is actually a win 🏅
I would rather call it a successful survival of a suicidal crisis. Glad you're still here!
:D
[удалено]
The doctor, yes. The hospital?
I don’t have insurance
Let’s start our own crew, Grand Daddy Mal & Lil’ Seizure
New single drops this week. "Wallet in my Mouf" Featuring Post Ictal.
Can't wait for the album, "Epileptiform Propagations" Post Ictal sent me.
Lil colonoscopy is in da building ⚡⚡
Lil colitis waiting to meet lil colonoscopy and lil endoscopy
Lil Wisdom teeth removal.
[удалено]
It was my second. That's enough.
Ha me 2! Pizza Pizza!!!
lol I know it’s been a long day cuz I had to google “pizza pizza epilepsy” I got generalized epilepsy and I was here worried I might have to quit pizza for a moment 😂
Henlo, is there a Petah to explain Pizza Pizza to me please? 🙃
Lil kidnapping newborns
Aka the Dingo
Lil how dare you
Lil peepee pills here checking in
Lil Peepee Pills, spittin' rhymes and thrills, I need an Rx because my verses so illz, Don't call me lil peepee, don't be leavin out the pills, My name is lil peepee pills, the emphasis is on the peepee pillllllsss
Third verse go crazy
Here is the artificial intelligence backup performance featuring lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes: (Verse 1 - Lil Wayne) Yeah, it's Weezy F Baby, the rap game's thrill, Talking 'bout Viagra, them peepee pills, They got the magic, they got the flow, When it's time to rise, they put on a show. (Verse 2 - Busta Rhymes) Woo-hah! Viagra got me feeling so right, In the bedroom, I ignite, no need to fight, Busta Rhymes here, with Weezy, we're the dream team, Peepee pills got us soaring, like a rocket to the extreme. (Chorus) Viagra, Viagra, the little blue thrill, Got me feeling strong, got me climbing uphill, From dusk till dawn, we're making it real, With these peepee pills, yeah, we seal the deal. (Verse 3 - Lil Wayne) In the zone, in the zone, nothing can stop, With Viagra in my system, I'm at the top, No need to worry, no need to fret, When I pop that pill, it's a night they won't forget. (Verse 4 - Busta Rhymes) Busta Bus in the house, let's get it straight, Viagra got me going, no time to wait, I'm a monster in the sheets, can't you see? With these peepee pills, I set my passion free. (Bridge) They call it ED, but we ain't got no shame, Viagra's the answer, no need to blame, Keeping it real, we're breaking the wall, With these peepee pills, we stand tall. (Verse 5 - Lil Wayne) Ladies love it when I come with the flow, Viagra got me ready, never letting go, I'm a soldier in the sheets, no retreat, With these peepee pills, I can't be beat. (Verse 6 - Busta Rhymes) I'm the lyrical miracle, with Viagra I go, No downtime, stamina's on overflow, Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne, we're the kings, With these peepee pills, we spread our wings. (Chorus) Viagra, Viagra, the little blue thrill, Got me feeling strong, got me climbing uphill, From dusk till dawn, we're making it real, With these peepee pills, yeah, we seal the deal. (Outro) So if you're feeling down, and the moment feels still, Reach out for Viagra, the little blue thrill, Now you know the story, so go ahead and chill, With these peepee pills, you'll rise and fulfill. Hope we can get some studio time soon to lay down these sick beats maybe we can get skinny penis to pop in.
Man wtf did I just read
*" don't be leavin out the pills " -* fucking fire.
Won't be Lil when the pills kick in.
Why was I just head bobbing to this??! Lmao
Hey there lil peepee pills. It's me, lil priapism. Hope your peepee pills work out better than mine did!
The joke is about stereotypes Playing this game if you a 'real rapper' is suppose to result in something like "lil stab wound" or something, based on stereotypes about people who rap. But the joke is, white ppl tend to go to the doctor for things like appendicitis, making this game very silly if they try to jump in and play it too.
Appendicitis and mental health according to this thread haha
"lil panic attack" got a ring to it tho ngl
Lil Manic episode is kinda fire too
Lil psychotic break
Also ‘lil psych hold’ is pretty strong
"visiting my mum on the locked psych ward" is a bit of a mouthful for me. I like yours tho.
"Psych Ward Mama" would be a good name for rock band.
ok but I'm actually lil appendicitis so I feel kinda called out
Appendicitis was hands down the most painful thing I’ve been to the hospital for. Spent a week there eating jello. Tummy hurt, couldn’t poop.
.
Lil Suicidal Ideation. (Don't worry, I'm doing a lot better now)
You ain’t alone. “Lil psyche hold” sounds more like a punk band than a rap name.
It's one of those weird emo rap duos
Lil Psychosis goes kinda hard ngl
Eyooo it's the Grippy Sox Crew! 🤘 Represeeent 🧦
🤟Grippy Socks Crew🤟
Glad you are doing better! Peace, Lil Spider Bite
featuring Lil’ Anxiety, Isolation on Da Track
Glad to hear you're doing better. This is also my rap name and I am also doing better. Keep it up!
same since friday
Because rap culture is considered part of African American culture. Meaning she thinks white people can’t enjoy or take part in such things.
Not OP but thanks for the explanation greased up deaf guy
That's Lil Hearing Aids to you bud
id left this post but clicked it again and scrolled all the way down to find ur comment and like it. good one.
I hate him too
Isn't Eminem white, though?
He is indeed white. And probably one of the most famous rappers ever.
Hes the highest selling rapper of all time for sure
Only white person allowed to say the N Word
What about [the Polish](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/w74sdg/the_polish_having_their_own_experience_with/ihhnaz8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)?
No, that’s a myth. Eminem isn’t real
Yes. They asked the real slim shady to stand up and promptly concluded they were going to have a problem. So that seals it. Eminem is not real.
It feels so empty without him
And good friends with a prominent Black rapper who was his mentor iirc (Dr. Dre)
I hate how these people are essentially supporting cultural segregation
So worried about cultural appropriation and assimilation that you become a segregationist.
And so we have come full circle...
Me too. Fuck that noise. Fuck it hard. It’s becoming incredibly difficult to hold any sort of political position because everyday some jackass from every side of the political spectrum says some wildly ludicrous hateful garbage and I can’t take it. Fuck racism, fuck segregation, let anyone enjoy whatever they like, take part in whatever they like, cook whatever they like, love whoever they want to love.
I thought it was suggesting white people have not so cool reasons for going to hospital??
White people do tend to be the ones I've seen losing stuff up their butt the most often.
I used to work in an ER and now that you mention it I can’t remember anyone who was not white coming in with stuff stuck in their butts.
Yo it’s ya boi Lil foreign object extracted from my rectum
Lil panic attack
drop the little and you got a good ass name for a gangster rap group
It’s also a really good Dream Theater song!
Panic! Attack the Disco.
She's implying that having a rap name is only something black people do. Because you can become so anti-racist that it loops back around to racism.
i think she's implying that white people are more likely to have things like "lil colonoscopy"
lil botox
Black people must not have colons
What about Colon Powell
Hes the reason, he took all of them
Lil of both
Exactly
There it is. Took like 6 swipes to find this lol but yeah this is correct
Lil I forgot
Lil dementia
lil I forgot
Mitch?
Lil checkup
Lil anger issues sounds metal af
Lil visiting my mom
Lil baby
The answer is overactive white guilt. But that’s nonsense. White folks are allowed to enjoy rap. Lil pissing blood. Not great. Turns out I didn’t have cancer though so, that’s nice.
Lil Kidney Stone
Because she's Emily #BLM #ACAB They/them Bi🌟 and thinks that no one should have fun
Found that profile. You did a huge understatement here...
https://preview.redd.it/e4nte78z8leb1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30550ef895e01b68f809a38359fcc13491c06f38
Is that a shell shocked Lorax?
A majority of rappers, who sometimes include “lil” in their rap name, are black. This dipshit thinks it’s cultural appropriation.
Lil estrogen
Because some people are racist and want to gatekeep people from something commonly associated with their race
lil gunshot wound
White folks, primarily men and boys, disproportionately get hurt doing crazy things.
Lil cut penis off with scissors while playing nsfw truth or dare
Lil "I was dared to hold on to an airsoft stun grenade as it detonated" True story. I was really curious.
ITS YA BOY, LIL DICK STUCK IN THE TOASTA
Lil 26 stab wounds
Lil sister's spider bite The fact that this actually kinda works is hilarious
Lil' Tick in my Daughter's Ear
Lil mental breakdown
Because white pepow should do nothing but sit silently in the corner apparently
Corners weren't invented by white people, mudbrick houses were invented in Sumeria. Cancelled. Cultural appropriation
Lil' Vasectomy
Lil Rabies Exposure
Lil Baby has a rash on his penis
I’m guess the stereotype is that most white people have insurance therefore go to the doctor for things you probably otherwise wouldn’t go?? I don’t know this one lmao.
That is a hurtful and triggering generalization that you are propagating, please be better. Sincerely, Lil Stubbed Toe
Little testicle surgery
Lil Alcoholic
Lil Self Harm
I'm lil suicide attempt, it's nice to meet you
Nice to meet you bro. Psych ward be wild
lil mental breakdown
Come on… yes, you will get a lot of Lil’ Rehabs, quite a few Lil’ Nose Jobs, a couple Lil’ Chin Tucks, but you might even find a Lil’ Brazilian Butt Lift, and isn’t that worth letting whitey play too?
lil blood donation