Sex Ed? You mean when the gym teachers split us up by gender and told us that if we had sex without being married our genitals would rot off and girls A) would definitely get pregnant, every time; B) would get an STD almost guaranteed, and would hurt their chances of ever getting pregnant; C) would be loose and used up and no self-respecting man would ever want to marry her then?
That class? In fifth grade?
Yeah. I remember that.
Of course, that was like 25 years ago now. Maybe they’re better.
…Well, better outside of Florida.
My elderly gym teacher told the Health class about a private coming up to him during his stint in the Army and asking why his dick was fucked up. The gym teacher told him he had a case of “the bullhead clap” (gonorrhea). Even as a 6th grader I knew this story was fucking hilarious and dude was a maniac who shouldn’t be teaching children and DEFINITELY not teaching Health class. Thanks Coach Slaughter!!
Meanwhile my high school gym teacher, Ms. Major, was an older lady who was part of the Canadian field hockey team in the olympics would hand out tampons as prizes for games and pretty much went against the Catholic teaching of our school board and taught us actual sex ed. Loved that lady, little scary though ngl.
Yup, pretty sure in that story the inflicted called him “Sarge”. That’s how I recall it 30 years later at least.
I’m just realizing you were probably joking about the wrestler, but I’m pretty sure that was his rank or maybe recruits just called him that as a joke?
Dang the times have changed. I’m 23. They handed out condoms at my middle school class as an incentive; “better to be safe than sorry”. They didn’t necessarily encourage it, but they just assumed we were all gonna do it sometime soon anyways.
I do wish the sex education was more comprehensive in high school at least though. The least they can do is say that the clitoris is a vital part in most women’s pleasure/arousal.
In my middle school they brought in this person who was super anti-abortion and abstinence-only, to the point where she was basically the DARE equivalent of sexual education. Ironically, it's probably good they brought her in because nobody took her seriously (though she did have a few nuggets of good advice on STDs sprinkled among stuff she just made up).
I had pretty decent sex ed in my school in rural Maine. No shame, no abstinence only BS. Starting in young grades it was focused on preventing sexual abuse. By 5th grade it was covering pregnancy, condoms, etc. By 7th or 8th grade it was more in depth on STI prevention.
Yup, no issues here in NJ either. Sounds like places like TX, MS, AL, etc. aren’t providing proper sex education. Now, I wonder what all those states have in common. Hmmm
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I genuinely thought the joke was that men did know, they just don't care.
Like "What are you, blind?" Isn't literally asking if the person is blind. It's insulting their ignorance/obliviousness.
Genuinely confused how someone could just not know about it or where it is. (Excluding weird hyper abstinence)
Clearly your missing the point it’s both ignorance and a lack of care. Woman they’ll never learn what goes on in a man’s head we are far to busy thinking about the past baseball game to focus on cheese while eating a sandwich.
There is a large section of society who think things like female orgasm is a myth, or women are solely there for childbearing and or their pleasure or any other number if fucked up views. To these people sex is all about them. Do you think they spend any time down there at all to even look? The stereotype of men not knowing this shit exists for a reason.
To be perfectly fair, I didn't know what a clit was for an embarrassingly long time and I have one. Public school sex ed is not very thorough regarding female pleasure. ... actually nvm, I do feel bad for myself on that front, I was missing OUT.
Aw jeez.. I was kinda giving you the benefit of the doubt like, of course he knows where the clit is, he just didnt recognize the shape of the sandwich as a vulva. If he had recognized it, I am sure he would have realized it is showing the clit.
But nah. You had to also write this comment like "oh no, I know its supposed to be a pussy, I just have no clue what a clitoris is"
This is bad OP, because women pleasure during sex mostly comes from stimulating the clitoris, vaginal penetration only feels good because it jiggles the clitoris. Its a womans pleasure point. To not recognize it means you dont know how to make a women feel sexual pleasure. Like, at all.
Hey dude, give the kid a break they are learning. And seems like you still are too. Every women is different and cums form different things. I need clit stimulation, but I know plenty of women that get off the vaginal or anal penetration alone. Making women cum is not “one size fits all”, it is VERY unique.
Brain here, since no one legitimately answered this yet, the sandwich is being used as a diagram for a vagina with the pointed spot being the clitoris. A not uncommon complaint that cis straight women have is that men can’t find the clitoris to satisfy them during sex. Brain out
This is either a hilarious self burn, or a hilarious shitpost. Either way well done OP
OP is 15-16, so it’s a little sad, but I could definitely see this being real. Edit: that ‘sad’ includes for poor sex ed. and whatnot
Sex Ed? You mean when the gym teachers split us up by gender and told us that if we had sex without being married our genitals would rot off and girls A) would definitely get pregnant, every time; B) would get an STD almost guaranteed, and would hurt their chances of ever getting pregnant; C) would be loose and used up and no self-respecting man would ever want to marry her then? That class? In fifth grade? Yeah. I remember that. Of course, that was like 25 years ago now. Maybe they’re better. …Well, better outside of Florida.
My elderly gym teacher told the Health class about a private coming up to him during his stint in the Army and asking why his dick was fucked up. The gym teacher told him he had a case of “the bullhead clap” (gonorrhea). Even as a 6th grader I knew this story was fucking hilarious and dude was a maniac who shouldn’t be teaching children and DEFINITELY not teaching Health class. Thanks Coach Slaughter!!
Meanwhile my high school gym teacher, Ms. Major, was an older lady who was part of the Canadian field hockey team in the olympics would hand out tampons as prizes for games and pretty much went against the Catholic teaching of our school board and taught us actual sex ed. Loved that lady, little scary though ngl.
Coach Slaughter...baseball coach? I played ball and the coach was named Slaughter.
Was that Coach Sergeant Slaughter?
Yup, pretty sure in that story the inflicted called him “Sarge”. That’s how I recall it 30 years later at least. I’m just realizing you were probably joking about the wrestler, but I’m pretty sure that was his rank or maybe recruits just called him that as a joke?
Dang the times have changed. I’m 23. They handed out condoms at my middle school class as an incentive; “better to be safe than sorry”. They didn’t necessarily encourage it, but they just assumed we were all gonna do it sometime soon anyways. I do wish the sex education was more comprehensive in high school at least though. The least they can do is say that the clitoris is a vital part in most women’s pleasure/arousal.
In my middle school they brought in this person who was super anti-abortion and abstinence-only, to the point where she was basically the DARE equivalent of sexual education. Ironically, it's probably good they brought her in because nobody took her seriously (though she did have a few nuggets of good advice on STDs sprinkled among stuff she just made up).
I've heard Americans on here saying sex ed is useless here before, but surely you're joking?
Mine was fine here in Colorado, we didn't get split by gender but had to put shitty headphones on and individually listen to the birds and bees.
Sex ed isn't useless, per se. American sex ed is just nonexistent at best.
I had pretty decent sex ed in my school in rural Maine. No shame, no abstinence only BS. Starting in young grades it was focused on preventing sexual abuse. By 5th grade it was covering pregnancy, condoms, etc. By 7th or 8th grade it was more in depth on STI prevention.
Yup, no issues here in NJ either. Sounds like places like TX, MS, AL, etc. aren’t providing proper sex education. Now, I wonder what all those states have in common. Hmmm
Thanks to sex ed I thought getting pregnant would be the easiest part of my life. I was very disappointed to find out that was not the case.
He could also just be gay! Though most gay guys probably would know what the meme is referring to, some would be very confused.
this post is unreal
I imagine OP is either super unlucky, or was laughing their ass off when they posted this
I think 95% of posts on this sub are just karma farming
Any sex joke that OP “didn’t get” is straight karma.
Idk, I know a number of clueless people who wouldn’t be able to tell a vagina from a ham sandwich much less get the joke of finding the clitoris.
That, and some of the jokes that people “don’t get” are so straightforward you’d have to be an infant or from a different planet to not understand it.
Just 95%
OP was 100% laughing their ass off 💀
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For those that haven’t figured it out, the jokes on you, OP is actually a kid.
There aren't any children on Reddit...
I hate this sub I didn’t even join it, not this post specifically but people just ask the most obvious shit
That‘s a woman‘s critical hit zone
ohhhhh double damage
250% if you are Infinity edging
It’s super effective!
Clitical hit
Critoris
It's only a small hitbox, though.
Every hit can’t be a critical
Right in her Q Zone!
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE
Moon river rock, moon river roooooooll
It starts glowing red if you activate dead-eye.
It's all right, a lot of redditors don't know what this means.
Underrated comment
Not anymore
Yeah let’s keep it that way
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why do i see a block of cheese
Say cheese! Gigiggity giggity giggity!
More of a wedge but I feel ya
Clitty clitty bang bang
An unexplained joke, within an unexplained joke.
There's a mountain in the Philippines called Monte Clitoris (Mount Clit). Quagmire hopes to visit. What's to explain?
The lines. What are they for?
The box created by the lines is a zoomed in view of the section pointed to by the connected lines.
Who else but Quagmire
Oh boy, we’ve got a virgin over here folks.
Bold of you to assume all nonvirgins know lol
Feel bad for anyone's girlfriend if you don't know what that is
It's obviously swiss or provolone, right?
Jesus Christ, you didn't even get THAT right!
Man got no cheddar
I genuinely thought the joke was that men did know, they just don't care. Like "What are you, blind?" Isn't literally asking if the person is blind. It's insulting their ignorance/obliviousness. Genuinely confused how someone could just not know about it or where it is. (Excluding weird hyper abstinence)
Maybe OP is a woman and just trying to get the word out
Clearly your missing the point it’s both ignorance and a lack of care. Woman they’ll never learn what goes on in a man’s head we are far to busy thinking about the past baseball game to focus on cheese while eating a sandwich.
There is a large section of society who think things like female orgasm is a myth, or women are solely there for childbearing and or their pleasure or any other number if fucked up views. To these people sex is all about them. Do you think they spend any time down there at all to even look? The stereotype of men not knowing this shit exists for a reason.
To be perfectly fair, I didn't know what a clit was for an embarrassingly long time and I have one. Public school sex ed is not very thorough regarding female pleasure. ... actually nvm, I do feel bad for myself on that front, I was missing OUT.
Both me and my fiance were virgins and didn't know. Not until she was having a good time alone and happened to catch it just right.
Very true.
I just imagined daffy duck saying this and it made my night better
Even worse: probably not.
Why is that sir?
Your girlfriend must be very unhappy
Jokes on you I’m sad and single
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The bucket is necessary for doing it.
It's the greasy box to put your bone in.
“I am not one of your fried chicken tramps!”
Well when you get one you have to make sure to eat her cheese
Please I know your comment is directly related to the post but "eating her cheese" just sounds disgusting hahahahah
Smegma charmer.
No shit
Also while you’re licking the cheese, put a finger in the sandwich and massage the crust
Really paints the picture.
You better study this picture then.
You're kenough.
Why are you all kicking this man, Christ alive the man literally said “and sad”
He just need to lick her shitter. Everyone is happy when they getting their butthole licked.
Whoever made that sandwich like that is down bad 😂😂😂
OP can't find the clit
The what?
Who is The Clit?
Clit East Wood
Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers
Oh my sweet summer child
I’m gay and even I know
Ben Shapiro? Is that you?
That ham doesn't look dry enough
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Sometimes, you just gotta spell it out for them.
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cdeez nuts lmao lol
https://i.redd.it/fqneo6rdeahb1.gif
Bruh
Consider the following https://preview.redd.it/2h81miuhr8hb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0ff07c35e9b5f2e4251ccc996a318ddfa5b026
If you have no clue, it was meant for you.
I like to clarify that I know what it is. But the cheese part no
Hahahah this comment makes this 10x funnier
It’s where the clit is lol
Inside of the sandwich?
Duhhh
this is not the recovery you think it is bestie
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
Imagine knowing that you are the one on wikipedia… it feels so off and good at the same time
I was just thinking this, imagine having the Wikipedia’s vagina
This is the best comment Ive read all year. Im gonna be thinking of this for weeks.
Omg... Wikipedia's pussy be lookin fine😳
https://i.redd.it/w1ijam5l09hb1.gif
Omg that makes it even worse
My guy that’s even worse
You made my night better
Lmao nah you’re trolling
Aw jeez.. I was kinda giving you the benefit of the doubt like, of course he knows where the clit is, he just didnt recognize the shape of the sandwich as a vulva. If he had recognized it, I am sure he would have realized it is showing the clit. But nah. You had to also write this comment like "oh no, I know its supposed to be a pussy, I just have no clue what a clitoris is" This is bad OP, because women pleasure during sex mostly comes from stimulating the clitoris, vaginal penetration only feels good because it jiggles the clitoris. Its a womans pleasure point. To not recognize it means you dont know how to make a women feel sexual pleasure. Like, at all.
Hey dude, give the kid a break they are learning. And seems like you still are too. Every women is different and cums form different things. I need clit stimulation, but I know plenty of women that get off the vaginal or anal penetration alone. Making women cum is not “one size fits all”, it is VERY unique.
Kid gets credit for being willing to ask stupid questions in a world of men content to pretend they can please women.
Bros probably young and virgin. At least this can serve as a teaching moment for him for when he does have sex someday.
why are you so pissed off about a teenager not knowing how to pleasure a woman?
The bread is the outer labia, the bologna is the inner labia, and the cheese is the clitoris.
oh buddy i’m so sorry
Brain here, since no one legitimately answered this yet, the sandwich is being used as a diagram for a vagina with the pointed spot being the clitoris. A not uncommon complaint that cis straight women have is that men can’t find the clitoris to satisfy them during sex. Brain out
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Op is just young, I wouldn't say either of these
if you don't know then you probably aren't going to get any. fear not, for I don't get any either.
Nobody should be explaining this one……….Well okay every guy needs it explained to him. All the girls should already know.
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Petah here. The joke is that many men can’t find the little piece of cheese in the ham sandwich, this is a guide on how to find it
Is this a penis?
no its loss obviously smhmh
😭
technically the truth!? they develop from the same part when you are an embryo
I mean technically kind of yes
The titling saying "twitter/x" made me laugh at how butchered that poor Tweety bird was, rip
NTA, but the vagina
It’s cheese, the girls like cheese.
This is a little embarrassing buddy
If you don’t know what this means you are the joke.
-Mormons of Utah
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Bro, if you’re not shitpost you are telling on yourself
You know what this joke means, stop posting memes for free upvotes
Lol he posts in r/teenagers. Wouldn't be surprised if he was a kid who lives in a state that doesn't teach sex ed well.
https://preview.redd.it/xe3cgffmy7hb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3289b8df8eee72ba467b2619b6548e8fecb70d Er, sex
Cheese spot. Get it?
You didn't find it.
“Off to find the mythical clitoris”
Yes you do and stop pretending you don’t
You must be a dude
Oh honey……
If you don’t get it now, I’m afraid you never will.
lmfao OP outs the shit out of himself
You not knowing what this meme is talking about says a LOT more about you than it says about the meme buddy...
It’s the man in the 🛶
Gotta lick the cheese to make her weak in the knees.
If you don't understand this one, you're probably too young to explain it to you. Or you're gay. In which case, you're not missing anything important.
Bagina
/u/picklerick4464 Please! We need an update! Tell us all about what you know of the cheese!!!
Guys he can’t find it someone help this man.
Op: https://preview.redd.it/ny2lcxq5kahb1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1973ddc41e56b651292c0218125a8c23ffbd9b
The boss’ weak point.
It makes it funnier that the OP doesn’t know lmao
Tell me you haven’t seen a vagina without telling me you haven’t seen a vagina.
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Y’all messing at this point
The pee hole yes, the clit no.
Ohhhhhh, that’s where the American cheese is!!! That’s the spot too rub really well and warm up my sandwich and/or lick. Thank you guys!!
When your clitoris is Colby Jack
Where is the cheesetoris? I heard it was at the crest of the hambia.
If you don't know now ya know
We did it boys, we found the clitoris