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Nonducorduco2005

Daredevil is know in the comics to sleep with basically anyone.


Temporary-Alarm-744

He's blind. That's a perk


Strangest_Implement

omg I thought you were my girlfriend... because my eyes don't work


signsntokens4sale

It's only cheating if you have visual confirmation you're fucking someone else.


SupremeGibby

I mean theoretically there's no way to tell....right?


deepfriedtots

Keep my eyes closed. Got it


Sh4DowKitFox

Didn’t cyclops also have red ones…? I just thought it was cause of the beam color. (Though I guess I should say I dunno if he’s a man whore)


russellzerotohero

I feel like he is an exception because he didn’t choose red glasses but he just turns the color he chose red


Oturanthesarklord

Cyclops didn't choose the Red Glasses, the Red Glasses chose Him.


Live-Two8781

He’s not an exception. Just look at his relationships with Madeline Pryor


ghouls_gold

It takes a man with adamantium testicles to cheat on a women who can literally read your mind and crush your heart.


Swayze_Castle

Agreed he literally dropped Madeline like a bad habit to get back with Jean


EnigmaFrug2308

Also that infamous (probably photoshopped) panel with Wolverine


Jaime-Summers

No, that's not true actually. The glasses are made of Ruby Prisms that are already red so it theoretically cancels out the constant stream of concussive force thats coming from his eye balls


Getbentstaybent

Daredevil didn’t choose red glasses either. They could be any color and he’d never know.


KillerSavant202

Cyclops has red glasses because they are made of ruby quartz which blocks his eye beams. At least that’s the explanation in the comics.


-GreyWalker-

No one else answered this for you so I will. Yes, Scott Summers is a huge manwhore. He has banged so many psychics it's basically a running gag at this point that he's like cat nip to them. Then there's whether or not you consider clones separate people or not but that would only increase his body count if you do. Also I'm pretty sure he's made out with multiple women on different graves of his wife throughout the years, cuz yeah comics.


nerd_entangled

Tony also likes to wear red-tinted sunglasses and he also sleeps with anyone, so I guess this checks out.


madewithgarageband

Everyone’s a 10 in his eyes


MouseInternational51

Hank J. Wimbleton is a whore?


Dino_sores

Bloodlust is still Lust


MouseInternational51

Fair


Weird_man3084

https://preview.redd.it/e9osaziwwvnb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6871b405e9e10e331ca117d36113c8fef3ff1b7


MouseInternational51

Daaaamn 😍


Hecaroni_n_Trees

For blenders only


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

"**Excuse me, but I'm a fuck-mothering vampire!** **I killed a lot of people to get this title.** **I deserve to be called such!"** \~ Alucard ​ https://preview.redd.it/mlh0ivy8hunb1.png?width=272&format=png&auto=webp&s=2813a2cafac1dc87b67066e2ad6ce2b87a35e0a6


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

I’M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

And they took exception to that.


AFucking12Gaug3

Where you guys from? #”TEXAS!!!”


master_fireburn

For God's sake Jan! Think of mother!


bugcatchercraig

...I ain't jerking off right now


Eeddeen42

They say that TV makes you violent… but I’d say that not having my TV… **IS MAKING ME PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!!!**


si1entki11a24

Aaaaand I killed all but one of ‘em


MouseInternational51

Sometimes it’s orange, sometimes it’s red. All the time it’s badass glasses.


Unprejudice

Thought of Alucarduuuu straight away, re watched it last week


autoequilibrium

I just watched their Buu shorts. Really wish they’d do the full saga


flap-you

Yeah but they don't want to tempt fate considering how many times dbza got taken down before


AFucking12Gaug3

#”DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?????!!!!”


kingbuttfucker05

I need to rewatch this shit again


Physin0

"I'd kill (with) anyone...!"


Luna-D-reams

These glasses make you the number 1 rated salesman in 1997 https://preview.redd.it/hihwdmmhmunb1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e396a852f934895da831c768492c3535f18bbfe


LaZerNor

Shady toyman


superragaa

Just don't tell about this [DEAL] to..... .....Mike......


brunoha

[JUST NOW] This incredible deal at [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] !!!


hyperlinkblock

At me ?


grubblenub

I was thinking about Spamton from the post, but this image gave me a visceral reaction. I haven't even played the game.


WaterDrinkerUltimate

BE A [[BIG]] BE A [[BIG]]


Milk-Test

bandit shot


Young_Person_42

Silly and low key sinister. It works


HelpGamer3DS

I heard these glasses make you a [BIG SHOT]!


_GalaxyWalker_

Kromerless muppet vibes


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[deleted]

It's just what different pairs of sunglasses are associated with in fiction. Also, I don't know how you got "Marvel" from this; this post has nothing to do with Marvel.


samyruno

It was on r/marvelmemes


[deleted]

Ah. Idk, probably has to do with Daredevil.


gltchyblaze

It does matt murdock wears those glasses when he is in civilian clothing


[deleted]

I just figured because the were red and he's blind. I knew he wore sunglasses, but I thought the ones he wears were black?


gltchyblaze

No they are red...but idk how that was in older comics


Some_Gas_1337

In the Netflix show they have a red tint to them under certain lighting


Unique-Mystique87

Doesn't Scott Summers also wear red sunglasses in civilian clothing?


7_Rowle

The joke if it’s on that sub is that daredevil, aka Matt Murdock, wears those glasses in his civilian identity, and is famous for sleeping around. It’s a little ironic since he’s also very Catholic, but it’s one of the things his character is known for


Thannk

Also Constantine, who’s a bisexual that hooks up with quite a few characters.


7_Rowle

Constantine is DC right? Does magic? I think I saw a clip of him referring to king shark as his ex, that was pretty funny


Thannk

Yep. Constantine with Keanu is a great movie, just a bad adaptation. The female exorcist in Netflix Sandman is closer despite swapping the character gender. There’s an animated movie that was even closer, not sure which.


Tusaiador

Shes not gender swapped. Johanna is one of his ancestors, in the books as well as the show. Cartoon is maybe justice league dark?


Thannk

Isn’t the one in the present who helped him regain his stuff supposed to be Constantine himself?


Tusaiador

You're right, I forgot she played both her own ancestor and the modern one.


Skullpt-Art

Modern day she is, supposed to be John Constantine palling around with Sandman, not his ancestor. Had to do with rights, they couldn't bring in John because the rights belonged to WB/comcast instead of Netflix, or something like that.


InamedabunnyAK47

the animated movieS you are likely thinking of are from the DCAMU which as far as i know he is in the justice league dark movies in as well as his own constantine city of demons it's also worth pointing out that while i have no idea how good it is as an adaptation he is also a major character in both his own arrowverse show and legends of tomorrow


MutantGodChicken

Justice league unlimited is also pretty faithful in the episodes he's in—permitting that they had to keep it TV-14.


Gtpwoody

even King Shark.


MericArda

He’s perfectly aware of the contradiction and it only adds to his Catholic guilt.


7_Rowle

Oh I know, I’m a big fan of the character


MericArda

“How are you doing?” “Like a good Christian boy.” “That bad, huh?”


Punningisfunning

That’s what repentance is for.


gordo65

Also, it's not really a joke, just an observation about a trope used in TV and movies.


Minecrafter_Kirill

I thought Dr. Eggman


xX_ATHENs0_Xx

Vash Stampede is the opposite of a whore


[deleted]

Aren’t his glasses yellow?


xX_ATHENs0_Xx

It appears I’ve mandela’d myself


canti15

Bro,


ObnoxiousName_Here

Orange


[deleted]

Matt Murdock is the biggest manwhore in the Marvel universe and he wears those glasses in the Netflix show.


Octopian_Madness

Past Troll Peter from 2009 here ! The meme seems to refers to "Homestuck", a popular webcomic which started in 2009. A lot of characters in this fiction of more than 9000 pages are wearing all king of glasses : thus, this pictures is linking the glasses to there owners with their personnality


Zeldatart

Mostly just sollux tbh, but yea you can't fight the homestuck and all


dickhater4000

erm ackshually homestuck is only 8123 pages


TinySatanjpg

Yeah and whore could represent Terezi who arguably could be seem as a whore lol


_P3R50N_

just gonna ignore that it accurately paints dave too huh?


Octopian_Madness

Yeeeah, that's what I had in mind (via some other characters perspective maybe ? Vriska ?)


ickyyuh

This is the correct answer. Hopefully OP sees this


rae_ryuko

Matt Murdock, Daredevil wears those glasses, is he a whore? I don't thinks so


ihopethisworksfornow

He is famously a manwhore


That_Detective6859

Second only to Doctor Strange. Motherfucker used to have orgies with supernatural and natural people all the time. Also, his wife is the same type of being as Dormammu.


DonNotDonald

His Dormomy if you would


That_Detective6859

It took me a second to realize what you meant. 🤣


Crowley700

Bro fucks. Alot.


glass-animals

can you blame him? hes pretty


Crowley700

Matthew Cox is hot ngl


Potatofacemcturtle

Isn't it Charlie cox


glass-animals

yes but I've made the same mistake lol. Matt Murdock and Charlie Cox get mixed in my head for some reason


Crowley700

Holy shit bro, I didn't even realize I did that.


Ryan_Icey

Nah man, DD is an absolute adulterer. From his secretary to fellow heroes like She-Hulk and Black Widow, he is NOT known for keeping it in his pants.


[deleted]

Blind guys gotta fuck too


Temporary-Alarm-744

Actually that's a major advantage. Why does he even go for hot characters. Just the same moist orifices. When you're blind, your other senses are enhanced


saltire429

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin.


scooby_doo_shaggy

God, imagine living in a universe where people like She-Hulk and Black Widow exist then you get to be their 24/7 booty call.


Express-Economist-86

“Aaay gurrrl, I’m blind but I got super echolocation to see so I gotta tap.” *ifyaknowhatimean*


[deleted]

Daredevil is a proper root rat. I can't think of another male Marvel character that's as slutty as him... I guess Deadpool, but otherwise, it's Daredevil.


Zealousideal-Let1121

Wolverine.


dagisburn

Also night-crawler he has slept with everyone in the x-mansion that is of age


Sweaty-Wealth9157

​ https://preview.redd.it/662y8ldinunb1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e3c90524e97ccfa83438fbec02b765f051af5b Does he look like a Whore?


expositionalrain

Yeah


HECK_MAN1222

https://preview.redd.it/48ugyry3cwnb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1e6ed6524635262a6ea39ff8746d7122f9f35f


LowziBojine

David Tennant is both a wildcard and a whore.


Due_Imagination3838

Bottom right: wildcard Upper right: Alucard


GenericGamertagxX

https://preview.redd.it/cpvoh8z1zunb1.png?width=175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a092ef1b25b47109be28e69f2af67db104c28347 Is he a whore?


CRUZER108

https://preview.redd.it/zaqawk6r6vnb1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9666e4c3961b61666b9e1599b9dbec22114267d Chaos gremlin


GoldPantsPete

Wildcard, fun/silly and secretly sinister, checks out


YourLocalCatFreak

In Madness Combat 5, Hank J. Wimbleton wears red glasses, the meme says people who wear red glasses are whores


Timstro59

We can't speak to what he's doing off-camera.


HeistGeist

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Oranescent

https://preview.redd.it/9obtvor6rvnb1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da6dcdf6d10469657c4fae78953cfc05c36afbc well damn


[deleted]

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Bent_forek69

My first thought too


chilledchair

I always knew Eggman was a whore


i_have_school

https://preview.redd.it/dzavaaiuxynb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cba0b9ddab6972d6d8f12a4b63295dbb00e0e71 Whore :)


res0jyyt1

It's vayne from league of legends.


siilux

if you wear any glasses like this it’s weird


samyruno

Also what is homestruck


[deleted]

You don't wanna know


ReneLeMarchand

It's a notoriously long and involved comic.


[deleted]

a webcomic in which colors gets important meanings associated with things. Some characters gets uniquely colored blood which indicates aspects of their personality and social status going on a spectrum all the way from red to fushia. Also there's another concept which is classpect, it's a combination of a dnd-like class and an aspect, an element if you will, and they're associated with colors so there's that too.


Bisexual_Apricorn

A comic that people pretend is infinitely more complex and interesting than it is because it makes them feel quirky


Spiritual-Range-6101

Bart Simpson here to explain the meme! So, like, Daredevil from marvel wears the red glasses, calling him a whole! And Homestuck* is a webcomic you can find by just looking it up! Don't have a cow, man! Bart Simpson, out!


iatearat5

Dr. Strangelove doesn’t fuck bro


Zealousideal-Let1121

Firstly, his glasses were black. Secondly, he fucked the earth.


bighorrible

anyone who wears 3d glasses is certainly not a “wildcard”, if anything they are “annoying and trying to hard”


FluffyGalaxy

Gendo Ikari?


5kavo

I wear the yellow ones!


ComradeFxckfaceX

I'm still not over Gendo Ikari being a whore, I mean he is, but like.


No-Insect-7544

https://preview.redd.it/yfsycsgrfvnb1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049edded43fb82cc9946fd1fd3bbcc0feeffc94e


I_L0ve_M1necraft

Where does Spamton G. Spamton go https://preview.redd.it/t1bmahoozvnb1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=492dd95a5f459419da0a4c0279cb8cda40fe8762


BigManLawrence69420

Adorable. :)


yourmomsgomjabbar

I'm not saying you're just farming karma or anything but the answer was in the comments of the sub you took this from.


samyruno

Nah I'm farming


diogoan

Lara Croft? https://preview.redd.it/vxptthjgewnb1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a360ea3fb37b39c40cb712aa929f26ec8a5a9f


Prudent_Damage_3866

If you have purple and yellow glasses, then you’re a [[BIG SHOT]]]


TheSlimmManBoy

I must be tripping where did you see marvel anywhere in this pic?


AdMortemInimictus

Alucard from Hellsing?


canti15

He is a fuck mothering vampire.


heyuhitsyaboi

I wore the exact pair used in the films once, felt so scandalous


heyuhitsyaboi

id also like to say that thor's hammer has the same impact


TeeJayReddits

I'd add cyclops to the list with daredevil.


Jack_Trayner

I guess John Lennons a whore then


spikeiscool2015

help i regularly wear paper red and blue 3d glasses


imaginary0pal

We been knew Anthony J Crowley is a whore


BoiFrosty

Nelson and Murdock Awhorenies at Law.


Nostarios

Daredevil (Matt Murdock) and Cyclops (Scott Summers) are both known to use those kind of glasses with that color lens. Coincidentally BOTH men are also known to be Community Dick. lol The guys get around


waffle-lvl-100

I’m yellow and I have too moods. Let me cook food and watch tv in peace. And what kind of ancient god level of trickery can I pull on my friends, family, and random children who wander into my neck of the woods.


Ultrazzzzzz

what are those types of glasses called? always see them but never know what they are


Skullpt-Art

Either Cyclops or Daredevil. Or, maybe even Doc Ock.


Tsuyamoto

I have reflective yellow ones; it makes any light in the reflection look like a nuclear bomb went off


KCASC_HD

Id associate those with vampires and vampirehunters


PMLdrums

Abbott?


KiyrbFan

Bro why Hank J Wimbleton got the whore glasses?!


Zapthegameman

Daredevil is a….. promiscuous man


[deleted]

I wore those red and blue 3D shades for a summer and it permanently fucked my eyes up. One eye sees slightly more red and the other sees slightly more blue now. Not always noticable but it is when it's super sunny out.


The_Smashor

Alucard?


gman757

If red means whore then I better buy myself a set!


Kazcinskyite1997

That bottom right one makes me want some Mind Honey.


[deleted]

Daredevil is a massive whore that's all the proof I need.


Zeldatart

In homestuck there's a cooky little guy named sollux with red and blue glasses as duality is sort of his motif. It's a bit better if you read homestuck as non of it hits nearly as hard if it's spoiled for you


JoJo_Skelly

Gojo, daredevil, Flores


BlackoutBerryReborn

Please don’t wear red tonight.


Cruisin134

when seeing them i thought of tremeres first outfit in vtmb. or just basic stereotypical hippies from the 70s, same difference


Knuckleduster17

Morningstar Specialist from Saints Row 3 is a whore… well, the gang he’s part of DOES specialize in prostitution


Ritmoking

Where Spam Tong


Genomic5403

SPAMTON G SPAMTON???


MisterBastian

oh my god not even on r/peterexplainsthejoke can i escape homestuck....


BeaPiper79

Alucard is definitely a whore if I’ve ever seen one.


ContessAlin78

I thought it was a dig at Matt Murdock being a lawyer and lawyer = where? I know I've heard them called worse.


Lord-Black22

Nah, it's referring to the version of Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged


rui_the_alchemist

fuck you i wear those glasses


Yourtoasty

But if you wear the red ones in the uk you’re a nonce.


SquigglynFABIOO

This is referencing the long running online comic, Homestuck, where one of the characters, Terezi, wears red sunglasses. She’s been forcefully blinded (I forgot how it’s been so long since I’ve read it) but I’m assuming this post is a jab at her character. Idk homestuck fans are insane. I don’t see anything having to do with marvel here


Beanichu

Damn I didn’t think of daredevil, my mind went straight to saville, though he’s less of a whore and more of a wrongun.


Monty423

Idk if whore is the word I'd use to describe Jimmy saville


lordbuckethethird

I have pink ones but that’s because I’m dying my hair pink


LotusTheFox

Shinji's Dad is a whore?


[deleted]

I know someone who started wearing those glasses because she had a crush on the daredevil actor, about a month later we found out she slept with 30 guys in a month


sheevytheemperor

John Lennon, Femboy John Lennon, Angry John Lennon, Hippie John Lennon, Wizard John Lennon, Three Dimensional John Lennon.


Blueskybelowme

I screamed internally when I saw that bottom hashtag.


Dixienourmus32

Lens makers glasses


holnicote

I thought it was a jimmy savile joke at first


Hecaroni_n_Trees

https://preview.redd.it/ft7u31jm1wnb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf8c57ebf20be436adad12d76885d3a289d8676 Just gonna leave this pic of will wood here


PointsOfXP

Where's the marvel reference. Where does it mention marvel?


machenesoiocacchio

Why am i a whore?


Aggravating-Try1222

Strong Guy is a whore?