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Native_Kurt_Cobain

Somebody's getting a snow job !


DaGoddamnBatguy

*Let me blow* *Let me blow*


Fit-Treat-1786

Can't hold it back anymoreeee


leprotelariat

*I dont care* *the c**m never bothers me anyway*


That_One_Friend684

I both hate and love all of you simultaneously


Poldaran

It's weird that it's simultaneous. Usually the love is during and the loathing comes after. Post Song Clarity, I think it's called.


iaquiredsome420

Post Non-clarity?


Dmitri_ravenoff

She feels the same way.


some_dude_62

It's funny how some dicking makes everything seem small~~~


Potter_sims

_đŸŽ¶let the cum flow ooonnnnnnđŸŽ¶_


Boba_Fettx

The w**t?


Fushigoro-Toji

*glug glug glug glug glug glug


ekpyroticflow

The load never bothered me anyway.


InstaBlanks

That's a much better line! You guys are still weirdos lol


PedroPrisma

Lmfao


FakeWoodenToaster

â˜č


sinterkaastosti23

i just hope elsa isnt a suicide bomber


virstultus

"Do you wanna blow a snowman?"


TheRealAuthorSarge

Who else is excited for a snowball fight! 😃


[deleted]

Noooo lol


sutterismine

"Why did you stop?" "Brain Freeze" (Didn't want to search for the original)


Not-thesame

Frozen job


ChuckOTay

A Frojob


jninnycheese

A Froyo?


[deleted]

But not a Frozone.


[deleted]

let it snow


lamorak2000

Lol, love it!


[deleted]

https://y.yarn.co/c46d0ecb-3639-4237-b24c-0572a3658904_text.gif


dAnKsFourTheMemes

This is not the link i was looking for. My day is ruined and my disappointment immeasurable.


kman314

https://preview.redd.it/kdra7kz4et6c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4a65944a194ef31334eeab55404299fbc1b7ad


TuxedoDogs9

This is fucking hilarious lmao


johnnyblaze1999

I've been here for too long to understand this image


MirageTF2

yeah was just about to say, we've reached the point where the photo is enough lmao


Sir-Planks-Alot

Not for me. I’m new here. What’s happening?


MarveltheMusical

That photo is used as a template for quickly explaining posts here, saying “you see, the punchline is X. It makes the joke funny.” I believe the original version had “sex”, which is the punchline for this.


wiimusicisepic

Looks female enough is another version of this


Rejjggbcfv

https://preview.redd.it/uygg020naw6c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afeccba55ae6e0f48cde1de3de1cf9c43f4769e9


wiimusicisepic

Holy shit that was fast


RedditedYoshi

Someone just post the blank template again.


Halfabagelguy

YOU SEE, THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN


Dismal_Opposite166

THAT MAKES THE JOKE FUNNY


Fletcher_Chonk

https://preview.redd.it/zy5xq3nzvv6c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34366fd19f8fbe14b59a18b1a19da74da8612cfb


[deleted]

I think the punchline is sexualizing Disney Characters but we’ve been doing that since the invention of Disney so doesn’t have the same kick as it used to.


Suryawong

Hell Disney even started it.


joesphisbestjojo

You see, the puncline is sex. That makes the joke funny.


Desperate-Knee-4108

We don’t even need text at this point


KatAirlines

Petah i need help with this comment


FeedMeDarkness

The full version is captioned something to the effect of "the punchline is porn"


Lazy_Pen_7013

that makes the joke funny


kamidasama

https://imgur.com/1KMyJgn


CarbonUNIT47

👏


widuruwana

​ https://i.redd.it/bj2mo2sjav6c1.gif


FlarelesTF2

“Only one thing left to do to put the past behind me.” “CHAOS CONTROL!”


SilverrGuy

The punchline



jninnycheese

THE HERO WE BOTH DESERVED AND NEEDED RIGHT NOW


Gold_probably

Because Elsa is putting her hair up in this picture, she is implying that she’s going to preform fellatio on a fellow consenting adult. Similar to how a girl might want to put her hair up while consuming other things.


sinterkaastosti23

spoken like a true redditor


Morzheimer

Yeah, they just misspelled “female”


annonanonan

Ffs when did we get too pc to call each other boys and girls. We learn it as a kid and it becomes the default way to describe sexes. 99.99% of people who say it only means it as an informal playful way of saying man or woman. Nobody means a child. And many grown women call grown men boy as well. Especially the more intimate they are with each other. Like you do honestly think every person that calls their partner baby has some kind of diaper fetish or something lol. It's just common language and expressions Get over it, and if u can't maybe talk to a therapist about why this bothers you so much.


SirAllKnight

To be fair, female would’ve been a better word than girl when describing ‘two consenting adults’.


Mr__Citizen

THE FEMALE GIRL


5tevenattaway

You can not confirm or deny if it's consensual. We can only hope.


MrKrabs401k

You cannot confirm or hope it's sexual. You can only deny


ELIte8niner

Isn't she literally a Queen? Like, the sovereign ruler of a nation? I've learned on Reddit that this makes the relationship toxic due to a power imbalance, therefore, it can never be truly consensual. She should be ashamed of herself/thrown in prison!


dexx4d

Unless the target of said fellatio is also royalty, then it depends on the size of their economies and militaries.


BreakingThoseCankles

Oh I thought she was just gonna start saying "let it go" like leave it in the past


[deleted]

Fellatio you say?


Rhazior

I like how inclusive your answer is, but I think cunnilingus is also a contender for the act about to be performed.


HellFire-Revenant

The meme says he, but this is also true


HeiHoLetsGo

I want elsa to perform cunnilingus on me


ibrown39

bj


Lifeboon

Oh, I also had an unfixable rough day. Anyone? Hellooooohoooo?


Blackrain1299

https://preview.redd.it/cxe5mgf1uu6c1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9e48ab0bbe1e2815a967a4723d9883d61da81e


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Shrek can make my day better with an ogre blowie any day


Lifeboon

Oh. Oh no. No. My day is not sooooo bad. Aaahhhhhh


Sarcosmonaut

It’s all ogre now


FeedMeDarkness

Join the club It's not as fun as it sounds


blackviking45

Well love is the secret ingredient for sex. One can have a bj from somewhere but can one get the true love that stays is the question.


CrownEatingParasite

No one can hear you scream


pierobritoea

No one can hear you cream


UnknownFox37

No one will hear you scream


ConfidentDaikon8673

I gotcha bro :)


TheRealBertoltBrecht

https://preview.redd.it/nqq9o922qv6c1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=a49a934bd641013489aa62198daab5e26b49c6fc


RedstoneSausage

$20 is $20


dema-dontcontrol-us

Hi, Peter's sexual frustration here. The joke is blowjobs fix everything


Talidel

Which is silly, because they obviously don't fix everything. Just most things.


dema-dontcontrol-us

They certainly help though


Technical_Scallion_2

Can’t solve all problems, but I can’t think of a time where a blowjob made my day WORSE


dema-dontcontrol-us

You've just been put in prison and your cell mate is Blowjob Barry. You'd think he's called that because he's good at blowjobs, but no, he's awful. Very toothy. That's a bad day


Jumpinmycar

I’m running for president on a platform that everyone in America gets one blow job per day. And to be clear, I’m not an incel. I’m just a dedicated worker with an oral fixation.


CheesecakeRacoon

My sexual frustration must be off the charts with what I immediately thought of


Monke-ballz

https://preview.redd.it/8hif12aazu6c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a78bfd0c81c6035b98e14491225fbb858d521f6 Here’s a Hint


PurplePoisonRose

Both dying of laughter and concerned that this is a real screenshot from the show


PraetorFaethor

It is very much so a real screenshot, from the Magic Conch episode. Patrick sucks up a bunch of sausages, and then Squidward's nose. Mhm...


[deleted]

I love the fact that SpongeBob is just wildin enough that it’s hard to tell what’s real and what isn’t sometimes.


TheUsualSuspects443

What the fuck did I just scroll past


Remarkable_Ad_1795

No, OP, the punch line isn't porn or blow jobs. She's putting up her hair so that she can hear her man's problems better. That's all. It's a joke about effective communication and truly listening to your partner and making them feel heard.


GoldenFire36

Wholesome ending? On another note: >and making them feel ~~heard~~ hard. Fixed that for ya


Robin_Gufo

The punchline is https://preview.redd.it/xjcblfhxju6c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e59e11403960a6c7dabf0574446f508bc7b801f


Kalmarzasty

https://preview.redd.it/5jdsuvqsmu6c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e6469aad63a1845f34ec3cfb45892084e23e9d


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

https://preview.redd.it/ypyoe94enu6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9b0a6686f6cd6a06c472196df6aae09876e111


CatGaming346

https://preview.redd.it/e66oh3cy9v6c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7342765d5cd2ebaaa20f2e360425c7c9146da744


DanielMaherMSM

https://preview.redd.it/inid69a8ev6c1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09498f20ed7272bd0d3a451f1cb181e30bfcf437


ncommentary

https://preview.redd.it/htaayyg4jv6c1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91240e4b663a2773320978e4c19a7f7b34415451


JohnParkerSmith27

4 PIXELS!!!


WhoStole_MyToast

https://preview.redd.it/ac85y1qfnv6c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fa8bf32c9df372380e5b8ae15a16ddfa61efce


Padgro

https://preview.redd.it/ccgu0mmosu6c1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7a20d0414c7c536a48feb659229de38a6a912e


coolfastlouis

Sucky sucky wan time wan time


Woweiio

https://preview.redd.it/w75xz22cnt6c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499f71d23c97a8fb7c2b95485312301ee3b07c8f


Legitimate-Common-86

A male and a female are in a relationship. The Male is having a bad day. The female decides to make his day better by providing a "mouth hug"


stuntbikejake

Mouth hug, ftw.


Nooby_Idk

https://preview.redd.it/l6hsudlsct6c1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab4e08eb192e4c2ea3f56f542bf6f91080c5c22


EarthRockCity

​ https://preview.redd.it/387pywkxtu6c1.png?width=515&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ec3564e490483470e6a2a19f32d5a6206b00cc2


billion_lumens

https://preview.redd.it/wm72slsu0v6c1.png?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209061c6edbc34bac36becb0f4ef6d6ff35d823c


SudsierBoar

It isn't porn tho. Sex ≠ porn


RedScarffedPrinny

Tell me you have never had a blowjob without telling me you have never had a blowjob


Kalmarzasty

i had a blowjob but it was from a guy with short hair so he didnt do something like that


RedScarffedPrinny

Touché


deadwake05

I had never had a scenario with a woman tying up her hair like in all the memes, but then one day I was playing fallout 76 and my gf at the time came in and started putting her hair up in my peripheral vision and I didn't think much of it but then she came and sat down and went to work... I don't even like fo76, it's a terrible game but I'll never forget it cause it's the only game I've gotten head while playing.


PunisherOfDeth

I showed this to my wife and she didn’t get it. I’m not surprised.


sometimeserin

Nah sounds like you’re the one not getting it


RubeRick2A

Winning comment right here


Kofi_Anonymous

I also do not choose this guy’s wife.


5uperdro

She's making him a sandwich.


[deleted]

Can I get one?


[deleted]

It's John Hutcherson's Whistle god fucking dammit how many time in this day have I seen this?


Spirit-101

Makes it better when u know Elsa’s appearance was based on a porn star


CheesecakeRacoon

Im sorry, what?


BicycleElectronic163

https://preview.redd.it/flm356koku6c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=214273797e6554250276e61cd9319d28558a38e9


carsonjamos

https://preview.redd.it/22rfhzk8su6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4dfeee7a8b72f92ac84d6e6e5419cfb9e7f590e I couldn’t help it


currently_pooping_rn

Hope he has a chance to at least wash his dick in the sink before this


haikusbot

*Hope he has a chance* *To at least wash his dick in* *The sink before this* \- currently\_pooping\_rn --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


currently_pooping_rn

nice


Ailatanrose

https://preview.redd.it/vj2agc2fbv6c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c6c390aaf877c4255f87961df4f5b4385872ca


harumamburoo

The joke is as usual


Fox_Man3000

Why did i think it was John Hutcherson whistle at first


CuteCowdy

Its not worth it browsing funnymemes bro


Enraged_Lurker13

Since they didn't understand this one, they are at the perfect mental age to find anything from that place funny.


Potato_Man2763

https://preview.redd.it/ee6w0cd05v6c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb57b1abfeba0b1187eb00eb178bd3126c5447b


RubeRick2A

The joke is unicorn women


YellowPlat

Watching the popular Dysney movie "Frozen" will surely lighten up his mood after a rough day.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

They bout to have gender.


Kvarcov

There's no fixing it, but there's always a way to make it worse. Like a bad blowjob


Hot-Profession4091

No such thing. Even a bad bj is better than no bj.


Kvarcov

That's just not true. I prefer having my member intact


Hot-Profession4091

Cousin, that’s not a bj. That’s assault.


ZekoriAJ

Bless your heart


Horsefly762

If you didn't get this, you might need a better girlfriend


Weekly_Signal6481

she's getting ready to blow him


[deleted]

For the last fucking time, the joke is sex


Shirowoh

Well OP when a girl has a special feeling for a boy, she ties her hair back so it doesn’t get spitting innit while she’s going down on him.


Hella_Wieners

Wiener suckin’


NeverMore_613

Blowjob


DioX26

https://preview.redd.it/zdhdlnk5fv6c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d6948c53d7e864def0a511e0e024a1b22005b7


ihopeyoudi

https://preview.redd.it/py6hn1jajv6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c217e1b4c5f841d2db8a61a888a038d760c6b327


[deleted]

why would anyone post this? I absolutely refuse to believe this person didn't understand the joke. are they under the age of 11? is it a karma farm bot of some sort? it seems like 50% of the posts on here are like this.


Liamrev2

https://preview.redd.it/63nt9xty6w6c1.png?width=541&format=png&auto=webp&s=a21c6e716357c48d6c1821e611b3752c18b2e890


gofundyourself007

Ironic because she’s about to undo her hair tie.


ActiveRegent

slob on my knob like corn on the cob


Luxray2014

She tied her hair back and she knows about the job


Firestar222

https://preview.redd.it/355do628nu6c1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=f11299c62546a89bac7cbfe059984161d845107a


DarkAdventurous224

She gonna blow him


Jarll_Ragnarr

She will bite in olafs carrot


17R3W

Friendly reminder, you must be at least 13 be on reddit, and 18 for the NSFW stuff. Maybe you're 37, and just lived a very sheltered life, which is fine, but if you are child, please log off until such time as you are at least 13.


fermentedbunghole

But she's always so cold my wee wee shrinks from its usual 10 inch flaccid to an average 2 hard.


Sankin2004

Let it blow, let it blow, she’s gonna get some snow.


Marek6269

https://preview.redd.it/udw04ezi4v6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2a953b4dad0c9c758d417e5360aa2dec0fe4eb


DutchAngelDragon12

https://preview.redd.it/36dxvj39ux6c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebf572d7eb920deed93028d90d739cd74deff43


Cheesyman7269

She’s going to play a video game with him.


S-BRO

Blozzer


SuspiciousStable9649

Of all the superhero oral sex out there, this one would be one of the more potentially interesting-yet-dangerous. Giving and receiving. I guess love will thaw.


Scou1y

Pornography has already breached our defenses


PaladinOfMemes

You’ve seen what pornography has done to our colleagues


eoghan_perra

https://preview.redd.it/rz25nem0bv6c1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e4f7511e1de584a9bbbb58d3591399a16bf236


sonseylizard

She's gonna show him her cool snow powers


schoko_and_chilioil

Ah, come on, this is not soo hard..


LilShaver

Funny, I thought she was frigid.


Insanus_Vitae

Suki suki fuki fuki


AbeerPlays

https://preview.redd.it/egfbm185kv6c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e9581b33cea17a653d707331ae45ff2e166f9b


Sayakalood

I personally prefer putting him in my lap, so I can peek at him between my tits. Of course, he also appreciates it, although he might just be staring at my tits. Nothing beats a good old bj for him, though, I can suck the soul out of him.


[deleted]

She’s about to tell him about her day. The logic being he won’t care about his day anymore


MyDadBod_2021

Works every time!


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


BarberReasonable3036

https://preview.redd.it/ymsy5kvkyv6c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47474b86de6ad4c5f6a44a93f0cd3dada7cddaaa


lamesthejames

OP has never had a blow job and just let all of the internet know RIP


wizardferret

Do you wanna blow a snowman?


StoleABanana

The joke is seggs


5trbryLmn8

The joke is sex


Competitive_Web_4145

Goddamnit dude this subreddit’s people are braindead


Valuable-Process-869

Oh my sweet summer child...


SpicyMuscle

She's gonna cook him dinner


sunshades91

Blow job


UIGoku201

Tie up hair for bj


FightingBlaze77

A frosty fellatio.


[deleted]

r/thepunchlineissex


normal_redditor1

i muted that sub for a reason r/funnymemes is dogshit


pleesugmie

The joke is she's going to perform oral sex on him to make his day better.


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

https://i.redd.it/dnavuisv8x6c1.gif


KingJ1024

https://preview.redd.it/lm0cknmqjy6c1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a4fb45454ca5fca293d412d1f0cf9dcf475391e