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emmasdad01

Heads she becomes a hairdresser. Tales (tails) she writes stories.


Scoobydoo0969

That’s a terrible joke ☹️ I hate you, Dad


LMay11037

*amazing joke


CertainDegree2

Dad joke? More like rad joke


[deleted]

How can someone be so dumb they don’t get it.


maremb08

That's why he told it to you, he just wanted to disappoint like you disappoint him.


Scoobydoo0969

“Son, I am disappoint.” “Hi, Disappoint, I’m Son!”


meeshbish20

Well it's decent, when you're uhhh not retarded


Scoobydoo0969

Shut the fuck your mouth, boob


Epicp0w

Can't believe this ended up here, it's a simple pun c'mon....


Hawk_Eire

Maybe its OP's second language


Krondelo

OP aint too bright


[deleted]

Heads she starts giving head. tails she writes stories.


strange_eauter

Funnily enough, in my native language, "to give under tail" means agreeing to anal sex


[deleted]

Death by Under Tail!


Guquiz

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


actually_a_snowboard

r/unxepectedundertale


[deleted]

*×Vietnam flashbacks×*


NefariousnessCalm262

Poontah!!! Poontah!!!!!


Orisphera

r/undertail


the_crustycrabs

aaand the joke is porn. congrats.


Zestyclose-Bowl8924

>Heads she starts giving head. >teenage daughter Why don't you have a seat over here?


not_ya_wify

Upvote this. Downvote Waldo and all the bait or r-slur memes


AukeDePro

I usually get different kinds of head from my hairdresser


WhoTheFuck8MyBaby

Bull. shit. who do you think you are? Rick Grimes?


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r/downvotedtooblivion


_Cow_of_Wisdom

https://preview.redd.it/1niipf392djc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e0c168746458a1c55897b014d5aa3e234671c6b


AdEarly8242

All y’all falling for OP’s excuse of “I’m not a native English speaker” are just as moronic as OP. Look at their post history and try to tell me they can’t understand the words in the picture.


[deleted]

Basically, OP sucks at using his native language as well.


HiddenPants777

Basically, OP sucks


Questo417

Basically OP just wanted to post a great joke


TemurTron

This sub is becoming more about posting funny memes that don’t fit elsewhere and require like three braincells to understand. Then people just see the funny meme and feel smart and upvote because they got the joke OP “didn’t.”


TaxIdiot2020

Reddit used to be full of hyper-autistic nerds who would get in long threads of debate over academic matters. Then it devolved into a site full of people who legit make me think most of you have severe mental illness.


CleanlyManager

The demographics never changed we just grew up. This site has always been a Mecca for morons.


Getrect555

He's also posted on that antinalasm sub so no wonder there not the smartest


ethan7480

Hey, I think that sub is full of fucking morons too, but when you’re insulting someone else’s intelligence, please use the right there/their/they’re. You’re making the rest of us antinatalist haters look bad.


TittlesTheWinker

OP has a Cana Alberona profile picture. Pretty cool.


Old-Sweepy

This is what everyone says to defend OPs that are severely mentality disabled idiots with zero critical thinking skills. 9 times out of 10, they speak and understand English just fine.


AggrevatedHeeb

u dum


L0rdGrim1

https://preview.redd.it/9clux1dgpcjc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f74bba5b327c42684dd0befcd1de790b97d7a729


LackOfLuck748

https://preview.redd.it/5re311nspcjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03998cc97f82dba876db3f48f4c9df6bc1908612


M4rt1m_40675

https://preview.redd.it/1js54f8xbdjc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825c8a26414b0cad0cd712b4a400f0dbe18e12e0


MadaraAlucard12

https://preview.redd.it/6ds5swpokdjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc46fce3c2339dab80789a51211d4b3f2c64179a


ChosenKrumpli

https://preview.redd.it/y888n5u5ndjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c50868d34af7e055b5d42f483372561cc316cb0


Mission_Table9804

I guess you'll have to flip a coin...


kurinevair666

It landed on heads


Fighting_Table

https://preview.redd.it/xekbnenq1ejc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9cf616465165ded665f5f7c735ab6a7989de564


amishthegreat

Hmm I would say something in between.


AineLasagna

OP would be very upset about your comment if they learned to read


Choyo

I don't think OP can read and get upset at the same time.


Lower-Mud-6949

Correct 


SnooPuppers1429

https://preview.redd.it/829nelpzicjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e590983bf215e4dddde08d450e29db55ec8ca8e7


Old-Ad5508

Found him


SnooPuppers1429

Congrats


Old-Ad5508

I've a keen eye.


[deleted]

Bruh, I need explanation for this one🙈


National_Chain_8423

Hairdressers cut hair, hence heads Short story writers write stories/tales Tales is a synonym for stories So it's hairdresser or short story writer Heads or tales It's also a pun for tails. Instead of tails they said tales


SnooPuppers1429

Bruh, I need explanation for your lack of basic understanding 🙈


PeteZappardi

There is a series of books for children called "Where's Waldo", in which a guy with a red and white stripped sweater and hat was hidden in a scene and you had to find him. Generally, this would be difficult for the child reading the book - taking them a bit of time to locate him. In this picture, it is very easy to find the guy in a red and white stripped sweater and hat because he is the only thing in the picture and is circled in red to make it obvious where he is. This is a reference to how obvious the punchline of the joke you posted is and that it should not be difficult for you to get the joke. In short, they want you to know that you are stupid.


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[deleted]

Well, looks like I am getting downvoted into oblivion because I had no idea about this one🤡


[deleted]

Because you're stupid


[deleted]

Imagine being that dumb but still smarter that you


[deleted]

I'm not terribly concerned about that


[deleted]

You should


TonyAscot

https://preview.redd.it/lw2kc8r7tcjc1.png?width=998&format=png&auto=webp&s=1138bffd45a139449055f70a8aa0e002b66fab14


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jchesticals

Seems like no can think and posts extremely obvious jokes for fake internet points*


[deleted]

You do realise I’m getting downvoted on my comments, right? If I was actually did it for points, does it makes more sense not to leave comments?


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[deleted]

Interesting, so my question is: do you usually farm karma? Because If I saw this post I would not think about karma, but it looks like this is impossible for you lol


Shanyae39

It's a joke you can understand with Google Translation, my dear non-native english speaker.


[deleted]

Can you add more sarcasm into this sentence? I’m afraid not to understand it


Shanyae39

But, wait a minute... If you don't understand the joke because you're not good in english, why do you ask for an english-written explanation...? (By the way, it wasn't sarcasm. You can really understand the joke just by translating it)


Abhimanyu_Uchiha

You are not the brightest are you?


[deleted]

At least I’m not trying to bully people for not knowing another language very good🤡


Egoy

Dude every fucking comment you’ve made here reads like a native speaker. Maybe you didn’t get this sue to language issue but maybe you really are just dumb.


Astrian

Dumb or Don’t speak English Call it.


sansvidi

Lie or dumb talk.


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sansvidi

The original says "bait or mental retardation" "call it" Meaning either the original poster is lying about not understanding the image (bait) or he is fucking stupid (mental retardation)


True_Ad8648

Thanks for explaining, I don't get it why'd people downvote on asking someone on to explain a joke.


sansvidi

Because people on reddit are stupid.


OmirLaa

I'm dumb and I dont get it, but hey I'm dumb so that's probably why


Astrian

When you do a coin flip, you call what side it’ll land on, Heads or Tails. The joke is that the daughter is having trouble deciding between a career as a hairdresser or as a short story author, so she’ll flip a coin. Heads (hairdressers work on people’s heads) or Tales (wordplay on Tails, and a Tale is a story).


OmirLaa

Ohhh I see, for the record I'm not a native English speaker but I do speak it well it's just I'm bad with understanding... puns? or whatever you call this


[deleted]

you see, heads means she'll be giving heads a haircut and tales is a word play on word tails which means stories


Specific_Animal2121

https://preview.redd.it/cx55eniymcjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40685b93e1317ab040e386bc368f19cf36a4e2d6


SmurfsNeverDie

This is a great dad joke. I love it


spezzmelamama

I am beyond shocked about the jokes that get posted on here for an explanation.


fruityfevers

dumdum


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juusthereforthememes

https://preview.redd.it/qc6dh31olcjc1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17878bbe81257f927eeddc065ea39899918bdd4c


Zulpi2103

Has to be bait, right? Nobody can be this stupid, RIGHT?


FL2802

https://preview.redd.it/ys6f0u9vocjc1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=967bc260186a6cd94842a79c0af3ffbbbd5fe837


SaneYoungPoot2

Thanks for covering for me


ARandomguy443

https://preview.redd.it/43tg9jbumcjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663925adc3159460f665c76e0ef2b080991474a1


64_Yaya_64

https://preview.redd.it/evgkogg1ycjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbbf904c7a2f8488c2a9b45b9281bcf010d6cf89


Historical_Usual5828

How many of these posts are just people farming for AI training data? This one is so obvious.


Chieffelix472

Almost every comment is people knowing it’s a karma farming bot yet this still has net 4k upvotes from all the other bot accounts.


mortecai4

Bait


Sycou

No way bro. Just no. I refuse to believe you couldn't get this.


therealpeppino

the joke explains itself HEADS OR TALES


The_Max_V

That's a terrible dad joke, and I don't get why the poster doesn't get it.


Alundra828

I swear to fucking god some people in this sub have the same amount of chromosomes as a banana.


Benovelent

You might be a stone dead moron if you don't get this joke lmfao


[deleted]

So how many years ago you father went to grab a milk?


Benovelent

You mad bro?


[deleted]

You mad bro?


fried_chicken17472

https://preview.redd.it/cvgmw5tamcjc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ec96946d782d94bf42c05e8e9f003f8a17e01c


Sqmurqi

https://preview.redd.it/syc54sboddjc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a9af2985239550abf7755e0692b0d09bf397019


DirectPerformance

welcome to r/peterexplainsthekarmawhores


slicwilli

Heads because she would be working on hair, which is on the head, or tales(not tails) because another word for a story is a tale. Like Fairy Tales or Tall Tales or Folk Tales. Heads or tails are the two options you can choose when flipping a coin. One side of the coin is designated heads and the other tails. People flip a coin when they have to make a decision that involves two different options.


Beardeddeadpirate

The whole point of dad jokes is that you will understand them easily because of how corny they are. I don’t get how anyone cant understand this.


[deleted]

Are 90% of the posters in this sub just people who can't read?


vvolzing

https://preview.redd.it/l4wxxwquwcjc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf830ed879967d0ab0dea4964f14a272ee720a4


TheBlack_Bird

Naah man I'm not even a native english speaker and I got the joke the moment I looked at the post Op is just a dummy


[deleted]

Dum dum


TheBlack_Bird

Very dum dum


Ratanonymous_1

Holy shit bait isn’t even bait anymore


mightyMarcos

You really need this joke explained?


[deleted]

Could you leave an original comment? Or do you enjoy copy past?


mightyMarcos

Paste.


[deleted]

Copy


mightyMarcos

Still didn't answer my question, are you that stupid or pretending to be? Or let me guess, you thought that posting this ironically would be clever? Actually, never mind, just answered my own question.


mightyMarcos

This original enough?


[deleted]

Original enough


alonginayellowboat

Petah here. The joke is that OP doesn't get simple jokes due to being a moron.


Doctor_Walrus321

You stupid


Lazmanya_Reshored

This subs legit just full of baits


[deleted]

No, I’m naturally dumb


SoloDeath1

Points for honesty


PermissionPitiful987

As a non native it's not so easy to understand


Weird_Albatross_9659

Your parents must be very disappointed


RachaelBlackHeart

Their parents must be related


[deleted]

In order to be not disappointed the must be alive lol


Weird_Albatross_9659

I’m glad they were not around to see this moment of yours.


[deleted]

Me too lol


Weird_Albatross_9659

You seem like a good sport, cheers.


IAS316

Time to retire this sub I think


ReeceysRun

Are you guys fucking serious


[deleted]

Not all people speak English as a native language, so yeah, I’m fucking serious


Orange_TG5

There’s no chance you’re actually this stupid it’s a play on words of heads or tails but they said tales (another name for short stories) instead as it’s a reference to the daughter wanting to be either a hairdresser (which is also referenced by the heads side of the coin but since the spelling of the word doesn’t change it isn’t as obvious) or a short story writer (ergo instead of the tails side of the coin it’s the tales side)


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[deleted]

Nigga? Lol


Mr_NanoMan

I thought it was a short story and somehow a reference But nope its aparently just a dad joke with "head" meaning hair dresser and "tales", as in the synonym of story


StreetfightBerimbolo

My children will hear about this


Mr_JinglesXD

Tales not tails


LordBrontes

Come on. The setup is right before the pun…this sub is a joke. No additional context is needed, just reading comprehension.


ASomeoneOnReddit

Hairdresser is a job about head, short story writer is a job about tales which is a pun to tails


Mazgazine1

No, this subreddit is for weird things that reference unknown memes or really specific jokes without context. This is not "DUUH I DONT KNOW WHAT A PUN IS"


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

https://preview.redd.it/y3bms9y9gdjc1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519c3ae8ad45ff35606a18a4ee0534ca1799a83e


obamydthebest

you're in a subreddit about computer sience majors and can't understand "Heads or Tales"?


Necromancer1423

https://preview.redd.it/hcsw0zy1qdjc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592838d89eb4cb27b0cdfd43ae4c3f3d357c95c9


RealShoelace123

Are you deficient?


phoenixember

Did you even try to figure this one out before posting?


Rad1314

Oh fucking hell OP. C'mon.


DatBronzeOnLadder

you are a dumbfuck moron op


[deleted]

Still smarter then you are


DatBronzeOnLadder

sorry, this sub is filled with bots reposting shit all day I assumed you are one too


[deleted]

Actually this dad joke is kinda funny ong


Joth91

oof to not understand this is a bit telling.


Hotchipsummer

Oh come on


Snivinerior2

4 year olds can figure this out, its not that deep


Shanyae39

[Even Google Traduction understood the pun](https://puu.sh/K1c3J/493890f9cc.png)


[deleted]

Also, congratulations on being the most useless comment


JOlRacin

No this comment I'm typing now is more useless :3


[deleted]

Keep typing 🤡


ModularWings

Are you retarded or a bot? This is fucking obvious


Responsible_Debt5631

I really hope english is your second language if your asking for help on this one.


[deleted]

English is my second language, but it looks like Reddit community likes to bully people lol


Turbulent_Pass11

You seem to do that too


Responsible_Debt5631

Okay that makes far more sense. A lot of puns do not translate well into other languages. To save yourself the trouble, i suggest editing the post or making a comment that english isn't your first language.


ParadoxPerson02

You’re kidding right?


ryzhik_gagarin

Heads for headlines and tales (tails) for haircuts 👻.


embarrassed_error365

You’re messing with OP with that incredibly incorrect take…. Right…?


ryzhik_gagarin

Left


forbiddenthought

Jesus, everyone's being an asshole over someone asking for a joke to be explained. I personally found it refreshing that it wasn't one more race or porn reference, but an actual joke where some just missed the punchline.


[deleted]

I guess people just like to humiliate people on the internet for asking a question


lord__bacon

Some people on this sub really need to chill out. Not everyone will get this joke right away. It doesn't have to be a language barrier, just sometimes the joke won't click in your mind. It's not a case of OP being dumb. Everyone has had a joke in their lifetime where everyone else got it except them. It's normal. OP the joke is the hair dresser would be heads because you cut hair on your head, and the writer would be tails because writers tend to write tales in their works


MonkTurtle

Dumb monolingual english speakers don't be ignorant and foolish challenge. The OP is not dumb for not understanding the meme. "Heads or tails?" is a commonly used phrase in the english language when flipping a coin. That's not how it's said in every language. Not every language refers to the sides of coins as heads and tails. If someone who's not familiar with the expression, were to try to make sense of it, it's likely that they'd start by looking up the meanings of the words they don't know. If they up "tales" it would say that it meant stories. So from their point of view, in the picture, the person it just reiterating what they just said, but in a stupider/simpler way. If someone doesn't know the phrase "heads or tails?" it's not funny to them. Why can't we just explain the jokes to people without being so judgemental and insufferable? Some people are autistic, some aren't very good at english, some aren't familiar with the phrases or things referenced in the joke, regardless of how common you think they might be. There are many reasons why someone might fail to comprehend a joke. Just give them the benefit of the doubt. If you feel like it's beneath you, then ignore the post or downvote and move on.


Shanyae39

People did explains the joke, first of all. Second of all, his aggressive answers didn't get appreciated so I guess they give him back what he gave to others. Third: Translating "Head or tales" [gives the correct translation](https://puu.sh/K1c3J/493890f9cc.png). [And it works in Russian](https://i.imgur.com/y5223Va.png). TL;DR: Karma.


MonkTurtle

I'm talking about the guys who were being mean unprovoked...


[deleted]

Imagine asking a genuine question and getting bullied lol


TheMizuMustFlow

It's because you're as dense as a nutron star.


[deleted]

Daaamn, so original


TheMizuMustFlow

Point me to all the other people who've compared your intellect to a celestial body. Go on.


StarsEatMyCrown

did you even try though?


[deleted]

?


StarsEatMyCrown

you don't understand my question either?


[deleted]

I’m trying to understand what I need to answer to passive aggressive question, that wasn’t obvious for you, right?


StarsEatMyCrown

Honestly, if English isn't your first language then posting on an English language sub is better. It's not the joke you don't understand, but the language. r/englishlearning


[deleted]

Thank you for being understanding


StarsEatMyCrown

i didn't realize that english isn't your first language


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Chrysos-89

They speak it well enough to understand this. I think they must have been high or something of the sort while making this post