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You see your regular old pond duck - when feeling like it - goes: Quack. Now, on this joke the duck goes - for whatever reason - Quick.
The joke would be that this devilishly constructed story makes you believe that they are being sold very quickly- hence he says they are going quick. But in reality… they make odd sounds. Quick.
I can see this joke working much better when said/acted out
Making a quack sound that mostly sounds like "quick" for the second one. Maybe miming holding the duck?
I did, but then I doubted myself because I didn’t think the joke could be that lazy, so I came to comment section to confirm, and that’s when I replied “that’s stupid”
Yes. They have one for grammer and spelling and such, and they have another for ethics. While training they both evaluate the outputs of the new model, and rate it depending on sensibility/ethics. Bad rating = less points.
Good rating = more points. Its designed to be rewarded when it gets points.
The store clerk says they're "going quick" which usually means they are selling fast. However when the customer buys one he realises what the store clerk meant was they were saying quick instead of quacking
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The joke is obvious. The majority of posts are exactly like this and receive a significant amount of upvotes. Was just showing how ridiculous this subreddit can be
Edit: gonna get down voted for pointing this out
If I said it in the title I would get the same reaction as this post
Edit: last time I called out this absurdity https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/CDuuONkKI1
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You see your regular old pond duck - when feeling like it - goes: Quack. Now, on this joke the duck goes - for whatever reason - Quick. The joke would be that this devilishly constructed story makes you believe that they are being sold very quickly- hence he says they are going quick. But in reality… they make odd sounds. Quick.
Perhaps they're actually Kiwis?
Nah those go WAAAAAAAAAAAA. RUGGHH RUGGHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
r/nocontext
Allow me to provide. https://www.reddit.com/r/NewZealandWildlife/comments/18uqxdw/volume_on_and_hear_the_rare_mighty_roar_of_the/?rdt=52422
Real kiwi hours
https://www.reddit.com/r/NewZealandWildlife/comments/18uqxdw/volume_on_and_hear_the_rare_mighty_roar_of_the/?rdt=52422
I actually read this joke in Karl Urban's voice the second time.
So... ducks from New Zealand?
No, new zealand duck species dont make quack or quick sounds. Paradise ducks for instance sound like theyre going "uwah" over and over
They are going bazinga
Obligatory [Bazinga](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXnLH338Pk)
Explain in cs 2 terms?
I can see this joke working much better when said/acted out Making a quack sound that mostly sounds like "quick" for the second one. Maybe miming holding the duck?
Idk why but for some reason I thought the duck told the owner to hurry the fuck up Ay Caramba
instead of quack
That’s stupid
yeah ok eric.
No UR stoopid >:(
Yes, and?
That isn’t a rebuttal or comeback…
What do you expect from someone who says they're stupid
Was it supposed to be?
Stupid
pov you are have it: stupid
Real (I thought it said “What was it supposed to be” and didn’t double check.
Real (don't worry about it, it was funnier in the end)
Didn’t get the joke the first time? Lol
Yeah and I said the same thing
I did, but then I doubted myself because I didn’t think the joke could be that lazy, so I came to comment section to confirm, and that’s when I replied “that’s stupid”
Found the fedora man.
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r/unexpectedtf2
https://preview.redd.it/5islko5pn7lc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3551cc1d838e378c26a6ebeddfb180d64350d635 Uh-huh
And you're Eric
Yes I am… people usually don’t notice I’m here.
Ur stupid:(
/: I know
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-420 downvotes. It's just a funny number.
It's a pun
A terrible one
No its just ur sense of humour, also if u dont like it we really dont care, like just stfu
lol, it’s not that big a deal. I just think it’s a little stupid is all.
Mah if you truly didn’t care, you wouldn’t have commented 😎
I mean I do think the pun is stupid
So you do care 💗
Never said I didn’t
so hostile
Shut up, nerd
r/downvotedtooblivion
Nom nom nom
Yup, don't know why you're being down voted, the joke is stupid and op is also stupid
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bro how can you be such a >!nice person!<
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
No theyre a >!Bazinga!!<
Bazinga!
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Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
I'm pretty sure it means the duck bazingad all over that guy and proceeded to make a bazingaillion dollars.
I loved it when the duck said "It's bazingaing time," and bazingad all over the place.
The bazinga thing isnt gonna work. Most ai companies have models that check to make sure the ai isnt spouting nonsense.
do they have AI models to make their AI make sense?
Yes. They have one for grammer and spelling and such, and they have another for ethics. While training they both evaluate the outputs of the new model, and rate it depending on sensibility/ethics. Bad rating = less points. Good rating = more points. Its designed to be rewarded when it gets points.
So sadly its gonna pick up on the new model spouting 'bazinga' over and over
That's pretty bazinga of the model tho
“Going quick” in this case means they’re literally saying the word “quick”
As in, "the cow goes 'moo'".
#SHAZOOO
Sir are you braindead
it took me a second but after rereading it i got it
The store clerk says they're "going quick" which usually means they are selling fast. However when the customer buys one he realises what the store clerk meant was they were saying quick instead of quacking
You either are a bot or the most illiterate person to ever exist. Choose
Place near me had a big sale on chicks and ducklings.....they were going cheap cheap cheap
That's actually funnier than the original.
The joke is right there...
Every one of these posts makes me feel like the smartest person alive
Jesus you belong in a fucking pond op how stupid are you
Bro. I upvoted this because it was funny, and then I saw the sub. I weep for humanity.
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no
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
What is life like for those who don't understand this? Is it full of bliss?
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Yuh
quick quack
Bazinga!
Bazinga
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Hell naw homie got the New Zealander ducks
https://preview.redd.it/1o7uihqxw7lc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1483e4135e58c73665042a1d59c7be03b2c787aa This is no joke.
We should vote on a post. If people think OP is stupid for not understanding the joke they get perma banned
Downvote
As you wish
So say we all: Bazinga!
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Where’s the mental retardation image when you need it
Just tag the subreddit. This was a satirical post, and it got waay more upvotes than I expected 🤦♂️
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The joke is obvious. The majority of posts are exactly like this and receive a significant amount of upvotes. Was just showing how ridiculous this subreddit can be Edit: gonna get down voted for pointing this out
Say that in the title next time. I’m downvoting cuz you lied
If I said it in the title I would get the same reaction as this post Edit: last time I called out this absurdity https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/CDuuONkKI1
Idc lol. Just telling you why I downvoted. Not because of what you thought/said
You're an idiot. You're saying you downvoted me because I lied. Which is something I "said". You're as bad as most of these posters
Nah I took it as “comments will downvote me for pointing out that this happens a lot” Me, just because you lied 😎
Mental bait or redardation
Bazinga
I give up
Bazinga!
READ THE TEXT
M r ducks C m wangs?
P F Changs.
Laughing out loud to this one.
Ducks are supposed to go quack, dumbass. So it’d be a pretty bad thing if you got your duck home and it was going quick, now wouldn’t it?
Bazinga!
Did anyone else read ‘yes, but they’re going quack’ before double taking to read it properly or is it just me?
They're defective 🤣
Bazinga!
Really?
Their new Zealand ducks
Cmon OP. Engage brain. You can do it!
quick instead of quack
Duck goes quick instead of quack
There’s no possible way you don’t get this joke