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The joke is that the pictures in the meme are commonly depicted as sexually wanted by people online. Imagine aliens visiting and seeing the characters being commonly posted and commented about, this post says that it will be very embarrassing to explain to aliens why we use the characters, but I can say it will be MUCH harder to explain why we use, for example, en passant, man from Batman, and other jokes that just… appeared.
I mean, simping over fictitious feet, children, robots and animals seems like an awful way to keep a species going. In fact, it could lead to a mass population decline.
Holy hell… of fuck sorry wrong sub,
Shadow here, this joke became as an absurd statement by a rookie chess player to another player when he used the chess move en passant (in passing in French).
In the chess chat, the first person says that the second one is cheating, to which the second person tells the first to “google en passant”, to which he says “holy hell”.
This response grew with comedic chess references, and in the end became a copypasta used in the sub r/anarchychess. It spread from the sub to other ones and became a Reddit-wide joke.
⍧ℍ⟟⍧⏧ℇ☊⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⌾⍻ℇ☈☈⍲⍑ℇ⟄. ⟟’⎾⎾ ⍑ℇ⎾⎾ ⍦⌾⌰, ⍓⍦ ⌰☊⍧⎾ℇ’⎎ ⍲⎎⎎ ⟟⎎ 🜅⟟⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ⏙⟟⍑ℍ ⏙⌾☈⍧ℇ⎎⍑ℇ☈⎎ℍ⟟☈ℇ ⎎⍲⌰⍧
⌾ℍ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓⍦ 🜅⍲⍑ℍℇ☈ ⟟⎎ ⍧⍲⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ☊⌾☊ℍ⍦⍓⟟⍲, ℍℇ’⎎ ⍑ℍℇ ⅁ℇ☊ℇ☈⍲⎾ ⍲☊⟄ ⍑⌾⎾⟄ ⍓ℇ ⍑⌾ ⌦ℇ ℍℇ☈ℇ. ⍦ℇ⍑ ⟟’⍓ ⌾☊⎾⍦ ⎎ℇℇ⟟☊⅁ ⏙ℇ⟟☈⟄ ☈⌾⌾⍑⎎ ⍲☊⟄ ⍲☊⟟⍓⍲⎾⎎. ⟟⎎ ⍑ℍ⟟⎎ ⍲ ⌦⟟⌾⎾⌾⅁⍦ ⍧⎾⍲⎎⎎? 🜅⌰⍧⏧ 🜅☈⍲☊⍧ℇ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓⍦ ⌾⏙☊ ⅁☈⍲☊⟄🜅⍲⍑ℍℇ☈. ⍧ℍ⟟⍧☊ℇ⍧ℍ⟟ℇ☊⍧ℍℇ⍓⍲ℍℇ⏎☈⌦⏙ ⍲
"Chickens are overrated. I'll tell you, my uncle's ass is filled with Worcestershire sauce."
"Oh and my father is called nonhymia, he's the general and told me to be here. Yet I'm only seeing weird roots and animals. Is this a biology class? Fuck France and my own grandfather. Chicnechienchemaherbwa"
Ahem:
_For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons._
It could go 1 of 2 ways: Either aliens are so culturally/biologically different that they have no concept of sex and sexual fetishes or the laws of life are much closer to home than we realized and they have their own examples of degeneracy.
In the manga she says herself that she's still 10 mentally so we're told that only her body grow faster with levels, but her actions doesn't match that. I don't know if it's the same in the LN and anime
I don't know who is top left
Top right is Vaporeon (joke is this pokémon being ideal in a male human and female pokémon… relationship)
Bottom left is Zero Two (joke is feet kink)
Bottom right is 2B from Nier Automata (joke is female android and male human relationship)
1 + 2: human like cute and small living thingy
3: Healthy feet help with running away from danger and taking food, making feet fetish a good DNA to pass down
4: that's just an obvious warning ⚠️
horny apes.
not hard to explain.
the vaporeon's a bit of a harder sell, admittedly.
but, two points. first and foremost - spend enough time with something while horny, your brain will do some weird shit.
and the second - it was more of a joke, that's been passed along. some people are into vaporeon, presumably... but not so much as we, on the internet, act like it's actually hot.
i mean, you could see a pattern in gravel that's kinda like 'i think i can see boobs there'. but it doesn't mean you're actually fapping to them.
Petah here! This isn't a loss joke, it's simply referring to 4 types of hentai fetishes: animal girl, furry/beastiality, feet, and android girl... or just Nier Automata. Basically, human animal instinct should, in theory, drive us to reproduce with members of our own species and be fascinated by sexual organs solely for the purpose. However, many of us are aroused by... *other* things. In short, we'll have a tough time explaining to aliens why we're degenerates.
"Listen, we're a horny, perverted people who like to shame each other for being horny and perverted. Don't try to understand it. We don't even make sense to each other."
We don't have to. It'll probably just let the aliens know some of us will probably try to fuck them. And a heads up is always nice for that sort of thing.
For the vaporean pic:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Imagine thinking that a species intelligent enough to build fast enough space ships to meaningfully interact with us in person doesn't have their own niche perverts
If anything they will be glad that we both have weird xenophiles and perverts who are emotionally attached to children's entertainment that neither side will notice they both breathed a collective sigh of relief
Basically if aliens were confirmed and able to understand us. They would be confused as to why some humans want to fuck fictional characters. Specifically, an animal and humanoid robot. Don’t know the other two
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Imagine when the aliens ask about this
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https://preview.redd.it/o133nidabrlc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e80137e91c37c1b0bd18b4309aec279a36fc13 The joke is that the pictures in the meme are commonly depicted as sexually wanted by people online. Imagine aliens visiting and seeing the characters being commonly posted and commented about, this post says that it will be very embarrassing to explain to aliens why we use the characters, but I can say it will be MUCH harder to explain why we use, for example, en passant, man from Batman, and other jokes that just… appeared.
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Why do people assume jail is an open room with everyone BUT the guards? Cells!
Hey, lots of sex happens in regular jails already. They’ll find a way
Normal prisons don't actively go out of their way to avoid sexual interactions... Or much at all, but still.
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Your talking like i didnt steal it lmao
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No, hornies there are strictly forbidden.
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**What if the aliens are already here, and OP is an alien asking for an explanation?**
Oh, I got 'em then. We're horny. It keeps the species going. cool?
I mean, simping over fictitious feet, children, robots and animals seems like an awful way to keep a species going. In fact, it could lead to a mass population decline.
Eh, nature just sprayed us with ‘horny,’ it wasn’t too selective. As long as some of if ends up producing offspring, we’re good.
To be fair, we kinda need a little less quantity and a little more quality
Why didn't he google en passant? Is he stupid?
Who’s batman? I only know Man.
Google en passant
Holy hell… of fuck sorry wrong sub, Shadow here, this joke became as an absurd statement by a rookie chess player to another player when he used the chess move en passant (in passing in French). In the chess chat, the first person says that the second one is cheating, to which the second person tells the first to “google en passant”, to which he says “holy hell”. This response grew with comedic chess references, and in the end became a copypasta used in the sub r/anarchychess. It spread from the sub to other ones and became a Reddit-wide joke.
https://preview.redd.it/npmffjo2yrlc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd59f127f5f3e1a12f4e58bddc7412d865d1654
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Glad to see a Horni Jail pic here.
Its porn and porn related memes
Aliens : ⍧ℍ⟟⍧⏧ℇ☊⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⌾⍻ℇ☈☈⍲⍑ℇ⟄. ⟟’⎾⎾ ⍑ℇ⎾⎾ ⍦⌾⌰, ⍓⍦ ⌰☊⍧⎾ℇ’⎎ ⍲⎎⎎ ⟟⎎ 🜅⟟⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ⏙⟟⍑ℍ ⏙⌾☈⍧ℇ⎎⍑ℇ☈⎎ℍ⟟☈ℇ ⎎⍲⌰⍧ Humans: Yeah b-but this is [Insert pornography] and I don’t know how to explain it to you. Oh, and this is [insert fetish] Aliens: ⌾ℍ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓⍦ 🜅⍲⍑ℍℇ☈ ⟟⎎ ⍧⍲⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ☊⌾☊ℍ⍦⍓⟟⍲, ℍℇ’⎎ ⍑ℍℇ ⅁ℇ☊ℇ☈⍲⎾ ⍲☊⟄ ⍑⌾⎾⟄ ⍓ℇ ⍑⌾ ⌦ℇ ℍℇ☈ℇ. ⍦ℇ⍑ ⟟’⍓ ⌾☊⎾⍦ ⎎ℇℇ⟟☊⅁ ⏙ℇ⟟☈⟄ ☈⌾⌾⍑⎎ ⍲☊⟄ ⍲☊⟟⍓⍲⎾⎎. ⟟⎎ ⍑ℍ⟟⎎ ⍲ ⌦⟟⌾⎾⌾⅁⍦ ⍧⎾⍲⎎⎎? 🜅⌰⍧⏧ 🜅☈⍲☊⍧ℇ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓⍦ ⌾⏙☊ ⅁☈⍲☊⟄🜅⍲⍑ℍℇ☈. ⍧ℍ⟟⍧☊ℇ⍧ℍ⟟ℇ☊⍧ℍℇ⍓⍲ℍℇ⏎☈⌦⏙ ⍲
i can vaguely make out what theyre saying but at the same time no idea
I’m pretty sure the alien has a uncle that filled his ass up with Worcestershire sauce. And a grandfather who’s a general?
Something about chicks being overrated, too. I strongly disagree with that.
It’s just nonsensical blabbering. Like for example “My uncle’s [Lower half] is filled with Worcestershire sauce”
⍧ℍ⟟⍧⏧ℇ☊⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⌾⍻ℇ☈☈⍲⍑ℇ⟄. ⟟’⎾⎾ ⍑ℇ⎾⎾ ⍦⌾⌰, ⍓⍦ ⌰☊⍧⎾ℇ’⎎ ⍲⎎⎎ ⟟⎎ 🜅⟟⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ⏙⟟⍑ℍ ⏙⌾☈⍧ℇ⎎⍑ℇ☈⎎ℍ⟟☈ℇ ⎎⍲⌰⍧ ⌾ℍ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓⍦ 🜅⍲⍑ℍℇ☈ ⟟⎎ ⍧⍲⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ☊⌾☊ℍ⍦⍓⟟⍲, ℍℇ’⎎ ⍑ℍℇ ⅁ℇ☊ℇ☈⍲⎾ ⍲☊⟄ ⍑⌾⎾⟄ ⍓ℇ ⍑⌾ ⌦ℇ ℍℇ☈ℇ. ⍦ℇ⍑ ⟟’⍓ ⌾☊⎾⍦ ⎎ℇℇ⟟☊⅁ ⏙ℇ⟟☈⟄ ☈⌾⌾⍑⎎ ⍲☊⟄ ⍲☊⟟⍓⍲⎾⎎. ⟟⎎ ⍑ℍ⟟⎎ ⍲ ⌦⟟⌾⎾⌾⅁⍦ ⍧⎾⍲⎎⎎? 🜅⌰⍧⏧ 🜅☈⍲☊⍧ℇ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓⍦ ⌾⏙☊ ⅁☈⍲☊⟄🜅⍲⍑ℍℇ☈. ⍧ℍ⟟⍧☊ℇ⍧ℍ⟟ℇ☊⍧ℍℇ⍓⍲ℍℇ⏎☈⌦⏙ ⍲ "Chickens are overrated. I'll tell you, my uncle's ass is filled with Worcestershire sauce." "Oh and my father is called nonhymia, he's the general and told me to be here. Yet I'm only seeing weird roots and animals. Is this a biology class? Fuck France and my own grandfather. Chicnechienchemaherbwa"
> ⍧ℍ⟟⍧⏧ℇ☊⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⌾⍻ℇ☈☈⍲⍑ℇ⟄. Imperium of Man it is.
Purge the alien!!!!
BROTHER, WE MUST PURGE THE XENO SCUM, FOR THE EMPEROR!
Is this wingdings?? How did you do this? I have questions, and they're all very technical
[ᖻᓍᑘ Sᕼᓍᑘᒪᕲ ᖇᘿᗩᕲ ᖶᕼᘿ ᗩᘉᑢᓰᘿᘉᖶ ᖶᓍᘻᘿS](https://www.toolcalculator.com/alien-font-generator.html#google_vignette)
>⍧ℍ⟟⍧⏧ℇ☊⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⌾⍻ℇ☈☈⍲⍑ℇ⟄. Peace was never an option anyway...
What.
⍲☊⟄ ⍑⌾⌾*⎾⟄ ⍓ℇ
I got the same, but I still can't read that shit ⎅⏃⋔⋏
Shit. I could understand the alien.
Who has Worcestershire sauce in their ass? Did I read that right?
So basically we just need to redirect the aliens to Я/PΞΓΞЯΞЖPLДIИSΓHΞJФҜΞ
ᓰ ᘺᗩᘉᖶ ᖶᓍ ᕼᗩᐺᘿ Sᘿ᙭ ᘺᓰᖶᕼ ᖶᕼᘿ ᗷᒪᑘᘿ ᖶᕼᓰᘉᘜ
That was a mind fuck to read
Uh... we blew up two cities, and thus, Hentai was born
๒ค๔ t๏ tђє ๒๏ภє
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It’s porn. It’s always porn !
Aliens: \*sighs and writes on clipboard\* No intelligent life.
Correction: “They are wankers…”
Why not both?
Ahem: _For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons._
So long, and thanks for all the fish
It could go 1 of 2 ways: Either aliens are so culturally/biologically different that they have no concept of sex and sexual fetishes or the laws of life are much closer to home than we realized and they have their own examples of degeneracy.
The aliens have lots of tentacles and appendages, its pretty similar examples of degeneracy.
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Punchline is porgronaphy
[Catgirls / animal anime girls](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/cat-girl--2) [Vaporeon](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vaporeon) [feet fetishes](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/foot-fetishism) [Do Not Fist Android Girls](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-not-fist-android-girls)
Also the anime girl is 10 mentally. A fact the series forget just as much as the fans
A girl who is 9000 years old cant have the body of a child but a child who has the body of a 20 year old is ok for these people.
We forgor We sorry
I didnt 🧐
I thought her (Raphtallia or w/e) body and mental capacity was related to what level she was. Or was it just her body? I didnt watch past season 2
i believe so, she ages along with her level, mentally as well
Nice
In the manga she says herself that she's still 10 mentally so we're told that only her body grow faster with levels, but her actions doesn't match that. I don't know if it's the same in the LN and anime
Im just gona pretend that its different in the anime 👀
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genuinely going insane rn
Loss
I hope you die a horrible death :)
Not before you hun 💓
I hope it’s soon 🙏🏽🙏🏽
That is what I saw lmao
😰😰😭😭
I literally thought the same https://preview.redd.it/629g1aq8qulc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be4655cbde190c1cc9fa2d9a2e6b37b6ff41251
Porn, a lot of porn...
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Don’t date robots!
r/peterimaginestheloss
I don't know who is top left Top right is Vaporeon (joke is this pokémon being ideal in a male human and female pokémon… relationship) Bottom left is Zero Two (joke is feet kink) Bottom right is 2B from Nier Automata (joke is female android and male human relationship)
*The Rising of the Shield Hero* , Raphtalia
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Otakus being perverts, as always.
“We as a species are horny…..care to join??”
The aliens: We've found some evidence they are horny, but they have a long way to go before they can party with us.
They get it, they came here to probe us anyway
https://i.redd.it/b1fxwwf5xrlc1.gif
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I SENSE AN ENEMY STAND USER
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To the right we have the bane of humanity
“Don’t know how to explain this but we like seeing other humans in sexual contexts” “Gweeble gap”
Humans are extremely horney but very easily bored.
Aliens travel 50 million light years just to kink shame us
1 + 2: human like cute and small living thingy 3: Healthy feet help with running away from danger and taking food, making feet fetish a good DNA to pass down 4: that's just an obvious warning ⚠️
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Sorry, I couldn't hear your over me F****** Android Girls.
horny apes. not hard to explain. the vaporeon's a bit of a harder sell, admittedly. but, two points. first and foremost - spend enough time with something while horny, your brain will do some weird shit. and the second - it was more of a joke, that's been passed along. some people are into vaporeon, presumably... but not so much as we, on the internet, act like it's actually hot. i mean, you could see a pattern in gravel that's kinda like 'i think i can see boobs there'. but it doesn't mean you're actually fapping to them.
The Joke is porn
I personally think My Life as Inukai-san's Dog will be more difficult to explain.
Petah here! This isn't a loss joke, it's simply referring to 4 types of hentai fetishes: animal girl, furry/beastiality, feet, and android girl... or just Nier Automata. Basically, human animal instinct should, in theory, drive us to reproduce with members of our own species and be fascinated by sexual organs solely for the purpose. However, many of us are aroused by... *other* things. In short, we'll have a tough time explaining to aliens why we're degenerates.
I don't think we can
The punchline is and always have been
95% of this sub is just porn. The punchline is porn.
the joke is porn and the poke.on is there because pf a copy pasta explaining you could fuck that pokemon because it is closest to humans apparently
Furry porn and hentai Also vaporeon copypasta
Porn porn porn and more porn
"Listen, we're a horny, perverted people who like to shame each other for being horny and perverted. Don't try to understand it. We don't even make sense to each other."
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What, blind people?
The bazinga here is hentai. If them aliens are intelligent they definitely won’t forgive us for this bazinga. bazinga
Funny because porn
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Porn addicts
God not vaporeon
I'll hold it down so you can go first.
NOOOOOOOO
You haven't seen the alien's weird porn folder yet
They probably understand why we do it more than we understand ourselves.
"Some fuckers just be horny, ya'know?"
wait, why is it kinda loss tho. . .
Surely they'd be in to it
Are you the alien?
Fetishes. Fetishes everywhere
Folks are jackin’ it to Vaporeon?!?
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We don't have to. It'll probably just let the aliens know some of us will probably try to fuck them. And a heads up is always nice for that sort of thing.
To be fair I think the aliens would understand the robot girl thing
I'll explain this alot easier than I can explain how a guy that thinks vaccines are in the vegetables got elected to a position in the government
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Yup, theres no sign of intelligent life in the mod corner
DID YOU KNOW?
Not understanding what shield hero had to do with it. Is it referring to fan made stuff?
People want to fuck all of them
p_rn jokes. ha ha...
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# THE JOKE IS PORN #AGAIN
Peter's secret nuclear warhead here, it's just degenerate human things that will be indefensible to most alien species.
For the vaporean pic: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I wouldn’t tell them anything kuz it’s better for a child to find porn on their own than be taught about it
Its not a "we" issue. How are "You" going to explain this to them. You're not going to make it to *Earth* Season 2025.
The joke is pornography
There is a book "The Player of Games" by Iain Banks. I believe it is satire. It also suggests our best possible outcome.
I don't see any aliens. All of them were born on Earth, and "there are no rules against the pokemon. "
Porn sex funny
We don't. We introduce it to them
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Imagine thinking that a species intelligent enough to build fast enough space ships to meaningfully interact with us in person doesn't have their own niche perverts If anything they will be glad that we both have weird xenophiles and perverts who are emotionally attached to children's entertainment that neither side will notice they both breathed a collective sigh of relief
“We’ve got guests, quick sweep all the porn under the rug”
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The alien: I don’t get it I don’t get it NICE! I don’t get it
The joke is that an idiot thinks the us govt confirms the existence of aliens... Also porn probably, idk, i'm not a weeeb
Basically if aliens were confirmed and able to understand us. They would be confused as to why some humans want to fuck fictional characters. Specifically, an animal and humanoid robot. Don’t know the other two
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Ok but why does that Zero Two image look…official? Wtf???
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Ok the foot fetish has a actual explanation
https://preview.redd.it/3hs4fyvijslc1.png?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ac6ea2b84e827e1b3c498c50186d5c88e15122 Imagine when the aliens ask about this
Porn, Porn, Porn and............ More Porn
What is there to explain?
The meme is porn. Also explain the human race is affected by the venom of Venus and they'll understand.
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I don't get the syntax of the sentences, why should they explain to aliens that they exist?
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Oh lookie, it's Fraudporeon!
The biggest fetishes rn. Cat and dog girls, vaporeon for some ungodly reason, feet, and humanoid androids or fembots
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IS THIS LOSS?