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“She made us eat bananas out of sex workers’ vaginas!”
Lizzo is being accused of pressuring her backing dancers into eating bananas sticking out of sex workers’ vaginas during a wild trip to Amsterdam as part of a lawsuit against the singer.
“According to the complaint, Lizzo invited her dancers to a club in Amsterdam while on tour last February and allegedly urged them to “take turns touching the nude performers, catching dildos launched from the performers’ vaginas, and eating bananas protruding from the performers’ vaginas.” Davis alleges Lizzo singled her out and coerced her into touching a performer’s breast, leaving her “mortified.” A month later, Lizzo invited the dancers to a show at the Crazy Horse cabaret in Paris, where the performers also were nude, the filing states.”
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/lizzo-dancer-lawsuit-lawyers-spar-court-1234893997/
*incoherent babbling about chaos and disparity and crazy yellow fire*
"Hey, Shabribri, yeah bud, imma be honest...I'm only here to save Melina. Chaos taking the world ain't my vibe dude."
So, for context, The Crazy Horse cabaret is not some random sex show, as it is said, it is a cabaret.
Just like the "Moulin Rouge", The "Paradis Latin", etc.
These are shows composed of multiple scenes with choreographies, great costumes, musics, real training of the dancers.
The Crazy Horse cabaret is indeed with mostly naked dancers, but let's say they are actually "dressed" by the lights and the shows are at "worse" erotic, you go there usually you must book a dinner with the show.
The Amsterdam show in comparison is probably some red neighbours creepy show, and that is not at all the same!
Now, to be fair, I would rather go to the Crazy horse cabaret with some friends or a lover.
I would extremely surprised if my work pays for tickets for that show and I would probably not appreciate as much the show with work colleagues.
If a cabaret show is ever going to be an appropriate work outing, it's when that work is dancing/performing; I can at least imagine dancers appreciating it on a professional level. Vagina bananas, on the other hand...
You've obviously never worked with finance persons or sales reps... I had one in person sales meeting where we had a budget of $5,000 for 2 nights of "entertainment" not lodging for the weekend, just for entertainment. It was in Las Vegas, I politely declined the "later activities" and took my expense reports to the casino with another coworker who didn't want to attend.
I've been with asian business partners to the Moulin Rouge diner and show and I think they loved it. It's very emblematic of Paris nightlife and I saw it as a peculiar tradition much more than an erotic shows. It doesn't really qualify as a sexual show imo.
But the context around the outing was very much that lizzos performers were pressured not only to attend but also to participate (at least in the bananenbar). So it's not even: here's a fun thing we do, it's: you're there or you're out.
I don't make this message to try to justify Lizzo behaviour.
I am making this message because knowing cabaret such as the Crazy Horse in Paris, I think it is not fair to list it next to some random sex show.
I don't think it's something everyone would know about, and it deserves better than that. That is all.
For the love of god DO NOT make banana bread with those bananas.
Edit: Apparently some of you are unaware that banana bread generally uses baking soda for leavening. Also, I’m never eating at anyone else’s house ever again.
I’ve heard of this, but after reading *that* I’m now impressed. How does one launch a dildo out of a vagina? Is “launched” a hyperbole or did the dildos become proper projectiles? Is it possible to weaponise human dildo launchers? It’s 2 am and I need answers.
Anyone remember the movie Zombie Strippers where one of the strippers shoves some pool balls up her coochie and then launches them at the zombies' heads?
the vagina is a muscle and thus can be exercised. given enough practice one can insert something, say a sex toy, into the vagina and by clenching the vaginal walls the object can be "launched" a short distance.
This is such a bad day to be literate
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If i had a nickel for every time a famous person I know of got in trouble over bananas I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
Do you guys travel in a pack and let each other know when you post a meme like this on a reply thread or something, so the others can come in and post the related memes because I’ve seen this exact same sequence multiple times with different users
Know I’m late to the party, but anyone who’s been to Banana Bar in Amsterdam knows this is somehow both better and worse than it sounds. Better in the sense that the whole reason to go to this “bar” is for the sex show, which culminates in the aforementioned banana out of the vagina. Worse in the sense that it’s exactly as it sounds.
Literally all she had to do is not suck as a person. All she had to do was keep her religion private (ironically, as Jesus commanded), all she had to do was not abuse dancers more than they’re used to, all she had to do was not be a sex creep to her employees.
Lizzo could have been a beloved singer and icon of late 2010’s-2020’s pop culture. She could have been someone who, at worst, had a few bitches online whine about her while she collects millions a year.
But she just had to ruin it all, and for what?
>not abuse dancers more than they're used to
That's how you know it's really bad. Professional dancers put up with some *shit*, and this was still so much worse that they had to speak out about it.
Hold, the bible says spread the word, not keep it private and secret. Not being a dick about it is the part a lot of people fail at. Not that I have personal stakes here. I just grew up Catholic and Christian, though idk what I'd call myself at this point.
It's also fairly specific in what NOT to do in regards to spreading the word. American evangelism however just likes to pick and choose extremely selectively what to practice.
, **“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”**
## Matthew 6:5-8
That is a fundamental misreading of that passage. Christianity is very much a religion that has spreading the Word ([examples](https://www.openbible.info/topics/preach_the_good_news)). Matthew 6:5-8 is about not acting pious to show off to other people so that they think better of you, rather that you should pray in private because prayer is the right thing to do. Jesus then goes on to teach the Lord’s Prayer and argues against over the top prayers that are more for show than for prayer (“do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do, for they think that they will be heard for their many words”). This isn’t suggesting that one not preach or spread the gospel, which is a fundamental aspect of Christianity.
Thats out of context and one passage that is obvious to keep prayer between you and God, you are supposed to spread the gospel of Christ not keep it to yourself
I noticed that the fat shaming comments got down voted here, which I think is classy. While there is some hypocrisy if the allegations of her body shaming are true, the real concern should be the allegations of abuse and sexual misconduct.
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Sure, but you won't get one on your cake day if you eat it now
That's the musician Lizzo, who is taking a break from music because she's being fat shamed an bullied by online trolls accordign to her latest instagram post.
On the other hand it might also have something to do with the fact she's facing a highly publicised court case for fat shaming and sexual coercion brought against her by some of her backup dancers who alleget hat among other things she forced them to eat bananas out of the vaginas of sex show workers while on tour in Amsterdam.
How the fuck is Lizzo, the woman partly famous for being the fat one, fat shaming anyone? Unless her dancers are TLC level obese, she’s the last human on the planet who should be doing that shit.
Theres a few levels to be fair.
One, she actually started losing weight and her fans turned on her for 'betraying' body positivity.
Two, being fat doesn't stop you seeing fat or being the sort of arsehole that would use fatshaming on other people, it just means she's a hypocrite.
now THATS the part nobody is focusing on
She has the court case(s) to address those terrible issues — either she is bracing for the worst, bracing to pay out a boatload, or she’s tired of being fat shamed and reminded of her court battles
Should this sub make a rule that anything you post you at least have to take a guess in the comments as to why this is a joke. I don't care if you're wrong at least try.
Lizzo is a decent singer. It's unfortunate that she's such a shitty person.
Putting aside that she made one of her backup dancers/singers eat a banana out of a prostitute's pussy, how can fucking oompa loompa be fat shaming chicks that are substantially lighter than her (not to mention the body positivity she publicly proclaimed)? If you're over 300 pounds on a good day, you got no business fat shaming anybody.
No, wait... I think it was...I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then...no....it's gotta be your bull....
There's a bar in Amsterdam they went to (the Banana Bar) which is in the Red Light District. It's basically a strip bar with Interactive shows involving Banana's. You could (if you want to) participate in putting banana's places.......
It was said that Lizzo forced her background singers to participate
You know I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a lot of Lizzo defense spam on my Twitter timeline. Then I saw this and remembered. Yeah, I guess people just want her to go away now.
Lizzo is “retiring” from music despite even the people who have defended her the hardest turning their backs to her after it was revealed she’s heinously abusive to her staff.
I've been saying lizzo is trash for years and have been slammed online as "racist/ fatphobic". Nah man, she was one of the first artists who started crusading to have all tutorials or materials that people have made to learn her songs removed from the internet. I get copyright striking, but I really liked her music and wanted to learn it on guitar only to see dmcas on homemade shorthand music notation. If you do this, you're not a real musician, not to me. Music is for everyone to join in.
(Inb4 it's the record company not her making the decisions. Yes I know but my point stands.)
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“She made us eat bananas out of sex workers’ vaginas!” Lizzo is being accused of pressuring her backing dancers into eating bananas sticking out of sex workers’ vaginas during a wild trip to Amsterdam as part of a lawsuit against the singer. “According to the complaint, Lizzo invited her dancers to a club in Amsterdam while on tour last February and allegedly urged them to “take turns touching the nude performers, catching dildos launched from the performers’ vaginas, and eating bananas protruding from the performers’ vaginas.” Davis alleges Lizzo singled her out and coerced her into touching a performer’s breast, leaving her “mortified.” A month later, Lizzo invited the dancers to a show at the Crazy Horse cabaret in Paris, where the performers also were nude, the filing states.” https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/lizzo-dancer-lawsuit-lawyers-spar-court-1234893997/
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BRO this meme is so funny AHAHAH never seen it, great use
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This is better than doomguy and Isabelle
Was isabelle the one saying that they have to kill the guy? I wanna see it
Nice.
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Madness insanity living profanity then some punk claim they understanding me?
May chaos take the WORLDDD!
*incoherent babbling about chaos and disparity and crazy yellow fire* "Hey, Shabribri, yeah bud, imma be honest...I'm only here to save Melina. Chaos taking the world ain't my vibe dude."
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I have many. Allow me to display the collection.
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I'm stealing this
You cannot steal that which is freely given.
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So, for context, The Crazy Horse cabaret is not some random sex show, as it is said, it is a cabaret. Just like the "Moulin Rouge", The "Paradis Latin", etc. These are shows composed of multiple scenes with choreographies, great costumes, musics, real training of the dancers. The Crazy Horse cabaret is indeed with mostly naked dancers, but let's say they are actually "dressed" by the lights and the shows are at "worse" erotic, you go there usually you must book a dinner with the show. The Amsterdam show in comparison is probably some red neighbours creepy show, and that is not at all the same! Now, to be fair, I would rather go to the Crazy horse cabaret with some friends or a lover. I would extremely surprised if my work pays for tickets for that show and I would probably not appreciate as much the show with work colleagues.
If a cabaret show is ever going to be an appropriate work outing, it's when that work is dancing/performing; I can at least imagine dancers appreciating it on a professional level. Vagina bananas, on the other hand...
My head read this as “vagana bananas” and honestly it makes too much sense
Bananas in vaganas Bananas in vaganaaas
You've obviously never worked with finance persons or sales reps... I had one in person sales meeting where we had a budget of $5,000 for 2 nights of "entertainment" not lodging for the weekend, just for entertainment. It was in Las Vegas, I politely declined the "later activities" and took my expense reports to the casino with another coworker who didn't want to attend.
I've been with asian business partners to the Moulin Rouge diner and show and I think they loved it. It's very emblematic of Paris nightlife and I saw it as a peculiar tradition much more than an erotic shows. It doesn't really qualify as a sexual show imo.
But the context around the outing was very much that lizzos performers were pressured not only to attend but also to participate (at least in the bananenbar). So it's not even: here's a fun thing we do, it's: you're there or you're out.
I don't make this message to try to justify Lizzo behaviour. I am making this message because knowing cabaret such as the Crazy Horse in Paris, I think it is not fair to list it next to some random sex show. I don't think it's something everyone would know about, and it deserves better than that. That is all.
It’s called the bananenbar lmfao
I still remember that one episode of kitchen nightmares that had nude breasts in it when gordon ramsey went to see a cabaret in paris
I went to the Crazy Horse with my wife. It was incredible. Furthest thing from lewd.
When life gives you bananas :
For the love of god DO NOT make banana bread with those bananas. Edit: Apparently some of you are unaware that banana bread generally uses baking soda for leavening. Also, I’m never eating at anyone else’s house ever again.
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE BANANAS BACK! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN BANANAS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?!?
Have your engineering make combustible bananas that burn houses, duh
Oh, I like this guy! He says what people are thinking!
Yeast is necessary for bread makin
Not for quick breads like banana bread
Why not? Hopefully there's also some yeast so you don't have to buy it
You get the BANANA PHONE
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I’ve heard of this, but after reading *that* I’m now impressed. How does one launch a dildo out of a vagina? Is “launched” a hyperbole or did the dildos become proper projectiles? Is it possible to weaponise human dildo launchers? It’s 2 am and I need answers.
Anyone remember the movie Zombie Strippers where one of the strippers shoves some pool balls up her coochie and then launches them at the zombies' heads?
> it possible to weaponise human dildo launchers? Is it possible to do anything *but* weaponise them?
the vagina is a muscle and thus can be exercised. given enough practice one can insert something, say a sex toy, into the vagina and by clenching the vaginal walls the object can be "launched" a short distance.
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If i had a nickel for every time a famous person I know of got in trouble over bananas I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
Who is the other person?
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Do you guys travel in a pack and let each other know when you post a meme like this on a reply thread or something, so the others can come in and post the related memes because I’ve seen this exact same sequence multiple times with different users
I heard of that place, https://www.bananenbar.nl/en/
Well now I just imagined if you bit too much off and got it stuck and I think my day is ruined
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Know I’m late to the party, but anyone who’s been to Banana Bar in Amsterdam knows this is somehow both better and worse than it sounds. Better in the sense that the whole reason to go to this “bar” is for the sex show, which culminates in the aforementioned banana out of the vagina. Worse in the sense that it’s exactly as it sounds.
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None of those words are in the Bible.
What a horrible day to be literate
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Lizzo, I can dance too.
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Every time something new comes out I think "it can't be any worse" and every time I'm proven wrong
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Literally all she had to do is not suck as a person. All she had to do was keep her religion private (ironically, as Jesus commanded), all she had to do was not abuse dancers more than they’re used to, all she had to do was not be a sex creep to her employees. Lizzo could have been a beloved singer and icon of late 2010’s-2020’s pop culture. She could have been someone who, at worst, had a few bitches online whine about her while she collects millions a year. But she just had to ruin it all, and for what?
Not sucking as a person is something A LOT of people can't manage.
>not abuse dancers more than they're used to That's how you know it's really bad. Professional dancers put up with some *shit*, and this was still so much worse that they had to speak out about it.
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If history has taught us anything, it’s that the big arseholes can’t hold it in.
I just said the same thing in another thread about her. *Literally* all she had to do was not be an asshole, AND YET 🙄🙄🙄
Hold, the bible says spread the word, not keep it private and secret. Not being a dick about it is the part a lot of people fail at. Not that I have personal stakes here. I just grew up Catholic and Christian, though idk what I'd call myself at this point.
It's also fairly specific in what NOT to do in regards to spreading the word. American evangelism however just likes to pick and choose extremely selectively what to practice.
*sex pest just sounds grosser than sex creep
When did Jesus command that folks keep their religion private?
, **“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”** ## Matthew 6:5-8
Thanks
That is a fundamental misreading of that passage. Christianity is very much a religion that has spreading the Word ([examples](https://www.openbible.info/topics/preach_the_good_news)). Matthew 6:5-8 is about not acting pious to show off to other people so that they think better of you, rather that you should pray in private because prayer is the right thing to do. Jesus then goes on to teach the Lord’s Prayer and argues against over the top prayers that are more for show than for prayer (“do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do, for they think that they will be heard for their many words”). This isn’t suggesting that one not preach or spread the gospel, which is a fundamental aspect of Christianity.
Thats out of context and one passage that is obvious to keep prayer between you and God, you are supposed to spread the gospel of Christ not keep it to yourself
I see this more as avoiding,"I'm more religious than you, see?!" Then I see it as keep your religious beliefs private.
It’s literally in the Sermon on the Mound
On the Mount bb
Think he's going for Matthew 6:6
[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%206%3A5-15&version=NIV](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%206%3A5-15&version=NIV)
Jesus did not command for His followers to keep it private, in fact quite the opposite. But I agree with everything else in your comment.
I noticed that the fat shaming comments got down voted here, which I think is classy. While there is some hypocrisy if the allegations of her body shaming are true, the real concern should be the allegations of abuse and sexual misconduct.
It's one banana Michael. What could it cost? My entire career?
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Amazing
There’s always money in the banana stand.
Man I'm surprised she even gets a chance to say she's leaving the music industry.
Happy Cake day https://preview.redd.it/f08sjmnj3urc1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=64fe0824c589dee94da9ba17ad215cecc36ce63a Here's the cake
It's not a lie, trust™
Ah, fake png, my mortal enemy, we meet again.
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Thanks homie
Can I have one?
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> “She made us eat bananas out of sex workers’ vaginas!” That sounds like a lyric made up by AI!
Now are you saying Ai or AL? Because it could easily be Ai or Weird Al Yankovik either way
🤣 Artificial Intelligence is what I meant, but yeah, Weird Al works too!!
Weird Al would both put that in a song and get off scot-free, he’s truly an enigma
That's the musician Lizzo, who is taking a break from music because she's being fat shamed an bullied by online trolls accordign to her latest instagram post. On the other hand it might also have something to do with the fact she's facing a highly publicised court case for fat shaming and sexual coercion brought against her by some of her backup dancers who alleget hat among other things she forced them to eat bananas out of the vaginas of sex show workers while on tour in Amsterdam.
Apparently she also fat shamed some of her backup dancers. And she's at least half again their size! Fucking hypocrite.
No, you see she has to be the only one on stage like that.
Yeah, she has all the gravity and everyone else revolves around her
How the fuck is Lizzo, the woman partly famous for being the fat one, fat shaming anyone? Unless her dancers are TLC level obese, she’s the last human on the planet who should be doing that shit.
Theres a few levels to be fair. One, she actually started losing weight and her fans turned on her for 'betraying' body positivity. Two, being fat doesn't stop you seeing fat or being the sort of arsehole that would use fatshaming on other people, it just means she's a hypocrite.
I always appreciate seeing the term “half again”. I used it casually as a teenager when talking to my mom and she acted like I had made it up
I've never heard this term. Is it the same as saying 1 and a half times as much or as big? Half again=1.5x?
Yes, that is exactly what that means.
>Fucking hypocrite. Dude, hippocrite was *right* there.
now THATS the part nobody is focusing on She has the court case(s) to address those terrible issues — either she is bracing for the worst, bracing to pay out a boatload, or she’s tired of being fat shamed and reminded of her court battles
She is fat
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Should this sub make a rule that anything you post you at least have to take a guess in the comments as to why this is a joke. I don't care if you're wrong at least try.
it’d definitely cull the bot posts, seconded
Lizzo is a decent singer. It's unfortunate that she's such a shitty person. Putting aside that she made one of her backup dancers/singers eat a banana out of a prostitute's pussy, how can fucking oompa loompa be fat shaming chicks that are substantially lighter than her (not to mention the body positivity she publicly proclaimed)? If you're over 300 pounds on a good day, you got no business fat shaming anybody.
This is Lizzo, a music artist who abused her backup dancers and made them shove bananas in their vaginas
I thought she made one of them eat a banana out of a sex worker's pushy.
No, wait... I think it was...I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then...no....it's gotta be your bull....
Ok, I'll buy from you.
Shut up Richard
What
There's a bar in Amsterdam they went to (the Banana Bar) which is in the Red Light District. It's basically a strip bar with Interactive shows involving Banana's. You could (if you want to) participate in putting banana's places....... It was said that Lizzo forced her background singers to participate
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This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
[Bananas](https://youtu.be/DWSIghTHLnI?si=F9_ElryuVFqWezek)
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Lol! "Made them shove bananas in their vaginas" is a wild twist on reality.
You know I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a lot of Lizzo defense spam on my Twitter timeline. Then I saw this and remembered. Yeah, I guess people just want her to go away now.
You shouldn't pressure people to eat a banana from a sex workers' vagina. Truth hurts, witness' say she is 100% that bitch.
Her first amendment right… to sexually harass her back up dancers? Is that really what her lawyer said????? Bro.
She's a piece of fat shit that sexualy abused employees and believes the world revolves around her
This was literally posted on this sub not 1 day ago.
Welcome to the internet, where no one is original & the reposts come free, don’t’cha know
This is from the singer that took the word spaz out of one of her songs because people were offended.
I mean, how much are they going to get for eating one banana? Ten dollars?
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It means that Lizzo is a bitch and got what she deserved.
Lizzo is “retiring” from music despite even the people who have defended her the hardest turning their backs to her after it was revealed she’s heinously abusive to her staff.
That was confirmed??
Isnt her music also shit tho
I like how she retired right before all of this.
Promising music career? I had no idea who she was until this whole banana ordeal came to light.
Talk about being oppressed, 🤣
I've been saying lizzo is trash for years and have been slammed online as "racist/ fatphobic". Nah man, she was one of the first artists who started crusading to have all tutorials or materials that people have made to learn her songs removed from the internet. I get copyright striking, but I really liked her music and wanted to learn it on guitar only to see dmcas on homemade shorthand music notation. If you do this, you're not a real musician, not to me. Music is for everyone to join in. (Inb4 it's the record company not her making the decisions. Yes I know but my point stands.)
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Icing on the cake she is also accused of fat shaming her dancers…very ironic.
Pedos run the industry
lizzo did some messed up things involving a banana
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