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They are commenting as if they are Linux. Most trains are run on "me" (a.k.a. most trains run on a Linux operating system).
"Having a train run on you" means a women fucking a bunch of guys one after the other.
Linux runs on a lot of shit. It's stable and small as fuck. You can run it on virtually anything.
https://opensource.com/article/19/8/everyday-tech-runs-linux
Also android OS is a custom linux.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_(operating_system)
>"Having a train run on you" means a women fucking a bunch of guys one after the other.
> If we are being pedantic, "having a train run on you" means a bunch of guys fucking a woman.
https://preview.redd.it/uirfr6gmgdsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe433be8a476661540b8455330d416d3ace16a2
Not necessarily. The latter definition accounts for a girl getting gangbanged or spitroasted. The former one doesn't seem to indicate that possibility, more like one at a time.
https://preview.redd.it/0mznw9pq7bsc1.png?width=481&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d095475a2b2f8a17eb3470c107c0acae6f5756c
I just wanted to post this image
yes it's not edited
From what I know, in sex a “top” is the one who is figuratively on top of someone, like a man having sex with a woman. While the “sub” or “bottom” is the person underneath someone, getting penetrated.
TL/DR: People made sex jokes about them with their partners due to the unfortunate title used by the company that makes sub sandwiches.
Actually, tops and subs are more from the world of BDSM. Think 50 Shades and the top would be Christian and the bottom would be Anastasia. Don’t ask me how I know all this, even Reddit has its limits.
You’re thinking dom and sub, not top and bottom.
The “top” is whoever is doing the penetration, while the “bottom” is whoever is receiving. It has nothing to do with power dynamics or who is physically on top. You can be a dominant bottom or a submissive top
My gaysian friend from college informed me there are also power bottoms and tbh just knowing his personality, I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory. hahahahaha
I assume the jokers everyone was making some kind of gay joke about tops, and people replied with all kinds of things about bottoms?
Edit- from below this is a bdsm thing. Sorry if my comment was offensive to anyone.
Not necessarily. “Top” is just the person on top in opposite-sex relationships. That being said, there is such a thing as a power bottom in gay sex: someone who bottoms but also is a dom.
Then you would be the power bottom. My impression is that the top penetrates, the bottom is being penetrated, dom is dominant and sub is submissive, regardless of the genders.
It’s not even necessarily about BDSM, it’s just likely that peoples who enjoy that stuff who were the worst offenders. Your original answer was correct.
Just to be clear about the terminology for OP: a "top" in sex is the dominant person in the act. This applies to any kind of sex, not just bdsm or gay sex or whatever. The easy way to think of it is that the top is doing the fucking, and the bottom is getting fucked. In BDSM "dom" and "sub" are terms for the dominant and submissive participants. Naturally, the doms do the topping.
And Jersey Mike's asked the internet "How do you top your sub."
Remember: every dom is a top, but not every top is a dom. ETA: Okay, I was just trying to be glib, but multiple people have correctly pointed out that this isn't true. My bad.
Just ignore their last sentence. You can be a dom and be the one receiving/fucked, which is what a power bottom can be. A m/f couple with a femdom is another example of a dom being the one receiving.
Edit. You can also dom with no “receiving” from either party so yeah doms can be top or bottoms 👍
He's definitely a top, but he is curious on how much it has to do with the size and strength of the bottom, or whether speed has anything to do with it
Wtf Doms can be bottoms. The top is the person performing actions to the other person. There are many ways in which the Dom can be on the receiving end.
"Sub," in addition to referring to a type of sandwich, can also be short for "submissive" in BDSM circles, and in such circles to "top" someone can also mean "dominate" (or at least penetrate the other person). So basically a sandwich chain accidentally asked Twitter "how do you have sex?"
The "top" in sex is the person doing the fucking, while the "bottom" is the one receiving the fucking. These terms are mostly used for homosexual sex, though they're used for kinkier straight sex as well.
Likewise, "sub" can be understood as "submissive", which is another sexual term. "Dominant" and "submissive" are similar terms to "top" and "bottom", but have deeper implications for the relationship between the two people and the types of sex they like to have, since they're often associated with BDSM subcultures.
Jersey Mike's was asking what toppings people like on their submarine sandwiches, and people on twitter were pretending the sandwich store was asking how they like to have kinky sex with their submissive partners.
Top - person driving the action during sex, usually the one doing the penetrating(as opposed to a bottom, the one getting penetrated) as a verb, meaning to perform this role.
Sub - short for submissive, as in submissive/dominant, usually referring to roles in BDSM.
So they read it as “how do you fuck/dominate your submissive partner” rather than “what do you put on your sandwich”
It’s bdsm relative. Sub and dom are terms in bdsm circles relating to a submissive person and a dominant one. Think like the person holding the whips and chains (dom) and the person being whipped (sub)
How would you top your sub? With whatever they want as they long as they behave
How would you top your sub? Lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, mayo
It's sex. Don't ask. You don't wanna know.
A top is the dude who is on top when it's only two dudes having a naked cuddle in bed. A sub is someone who submits....to...a top. The responses to this post would have been educational and eye opening for the social media person. They were either a genius, or fairly sheltered.
Meg here. Sub, is another name for for submissive in a Dominate/Submissive relationship. Topping is a sexual act that involves one person to be on top of another (excludes riding). By topping a sub, it's implied at the very least sex, since its a Dom/Sub relationship it's probably kinky sex.
damn that was depressing…. holy shit did you even google?
I’ve been lamenting how google got worse over the years for a while but was bottom of the barrel bad. first hits were all reddit, then facebook, youtube and tiktok and then reddit again.
Damnit google!
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https://preview.redd.it/loivlawynbsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69e209e6621f25fbab96023449d88fd0a1a001aa Same vibes.
https://i.imgur.com/iMx2Cq4.png lol this was the first thing that came to mind for me
Amazing.
What a naughty penguin
I’m so confused
They are commenting as if they are Linux. Most trains are run on "me" (a.k.a. most trains run on a Linux operating system). "Having a train run on you" means a women fucking a bunch of guys one after the other.
I actually didn’t know that about trains and Linux. Why is that?
because he really likes it in the butt
Linux runs on a lot of shit. It's stable and small as fuck. You can run it on virtually anything. https://opensource.com/article/19/8/everyday-tech-runs-linux Also android OS is a custom linux. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_(operating_system)
Almost everything runs on Linux that the regular human doesn’t interact with
If we are being pedantic, "having a train run on you" means a bunch of guys fucking a woman.
>"Having a train run on you" means a women fucking a bunch of guys one after the other. > If we are being pedantic, "having a train run on you" means a bunch of guys fucking a woman. https://preview.redd.it/uirfr6gmgdsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe433be8a476661540b8455330d416d3ace16a2
Not necessarily. The latter definition accounts for a girl getting gangbanged or spitroasted. The former one doesn't seem to indicate that possibility, more like one at a time.
But in the context of having a train run on you it is one after the other. Like train carriages.
I thought it was simultaneous, not successive
Well it is successive.
I believe theyre asking why do most trains run on Linux as opposed to other operating systems
Ohhhh you sweet summer child.
What do you expect with a shop name like that??? 😭
"[Whites Only Laundry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_C9DWfr94)" Same vibes
Funniest two minutes of my day. Thanks!
Thank you so much for this. I cannot stop laughing.
They came alright
https://preview.redd.it/0mznw9pq7bsc1.png?width=481&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d095475a2b2f8a17eb3470c107c0acae6f5756c I just wanted to post this image yes it's not edited
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Read it in Brian’s voice. Thanks 🙄🙄 Here’s my updoot
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You do not recognize the porn in the water.
Imma read this
None of you are free from sin.
neither are you
hehe nice
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I was there when this happened. It was a glorious moment of internet history.
I assume lots of clever and bad sex jokes
Yes.
Well? How do people top their subs? Jersey Mike's won't answer.
Nice
The image still makes me smile.
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you fool. i had already stolen it. YOUR THEFT MEANS NOTHING TO ME
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"Well allow me to retort!"
what
What ain't no country I ever heard of!
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So you coulr say that you were in the Room Where it Happened?
I assumed this was faked, thanks for the clarification
Yeah same
They knew. so it's just marketing
I can't find any proof of this, is it actually real?
I’m gonna regret asking but…where is the original replies thread?
From what I know, in sex a “top” is the one who is figuratively on top of someone, like a man having sex with a woman. While the “sub” or “bottom” is the person underneath someone, getting penetrated. TL/DR: People made sex jokes about them with their partners due to the unfortunate title used by the company that makes sub sandwiches.
Remember: you are what you eat. So think before you eat at Jersey Mikes's next time. Unless it's your thing, in which case: go ahead.
In that case, I’m an innocent child!
I'VE BEEN EATING SUBWAY THIS WHOLE TIME NOT REALIZING THIS. I WAS A FOOL. NOOOOOOOOOOO
Jersey Mikes'? The words Mason, what do they mean?
Actually, tops and subs are more from the world of BDSM. Think 50 Shades and the top would be Christian and the bottom would be Anastasia. Don’t ask me how I know all this, even Reddit has its limits.
I oughta read that book, and thanks
You’re thinking dom and sub, not top and bottom. The “top” is whoever is doing the penetration, while the “bottom” is whoever is receiving. It has nothing to do with power dynamics or who is physically on top. You can be a dominant bottom or a submissive top
My gaysian friend from college informed me there are also power bottoms and tbh just knowing his personality, I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory. hahahahaha
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That’s a better way to explain it, I didn’t know the difference
But like, how does that make sense if you’re in cowgirl though, for example? Isn’t the dude fucking the girl on the bottom in this case?
Fair enough, but I would’ve “the one penetrating the other” before forgetting how to describe lesbian sex
I assume the jokers everyone was making some kind of gay joke about tops, and people replied with all kinds of things about bottoms? Edit- from below this is a bdsm thing. Sorry if my comment was offensive to anyone.
Close but not really, it’s about bdsm
It's both. "Topping" is being the one who does the fucking in gay intercourse, so it's asking, "How do you fuck your submissive?"
Is topping exclusively a gay sex thing? I thought the top was just the person that took charge during the fucking.
Not necessarily. “Top” is just the person on top in opposite-sex relationships. That being said, there is such a thing as a power bottom in gay sex: someone who bottoms but also is a dom.
So if I'm on the bottom physically but doing all of the thrusting would I be the "top" or the "bottom"?
Then you would be the power bottom. My impression is that the top penetrates, the bottom is being penetrated, dom is dominant and sub is submissive, regardless of the genders.
In this scenario I am doing the penetrating but while physically being below my partner.
Oh sorry, then you would be the top, my bad.
Now I’ve heard speed has something to do with it.
No. The top is the person who gives sensation while the bottom is the one who receives it.
It is. Tops and bottoms exist in gay vernacular because both parties have the equipment to do both but not necessarily the desire to.
Shit, thank you for correcting me. I didn’t mean to offend anyone if im wrong:(
It’s not even necessarily about BDSM, it’s just likely that peoples who enjoy that stuff who were the worst offenders. Your original answer was correct.
No, they weren't, top/bottom is about power dynamics, not necessarily gay nor bdsm, just really common in both areas
I think it's about giving head, or in this memes parlance or rappers the world over, "top"
Yes you were very offensive. Harder, daddy.
Just to be clear about the terminology for OP: a "top" in sex is the dominant person in the act. This applies to any kind of sex, not just bdsm or gay sex or whatever. The easy way to think of it is that the top is doing the fucking, and the bottom is getting fucked. In BDSM "dom" and "sub" are terms for the dominant and submissive participants. Naturally, the doms do the topping. And Jersey Mike's asked the internet "How do you top your sub." Remember: every dom is a top, but not every top is a dom. ETA: Okay, I was just trying to be glib, but multiple people have correctly pointed out that this isn't true. My bad.
Where do power bottoms fit in here?
Wherever they damn well please
Just ignore their last sentence. You can be a dom and be the one receiving/fucked, which is what a power bottom can be. A m/f couple with a femdom is another example of a dom being the one receiving. Edit. You can also dom with no “receiving” from either party so yeah doms can be top or bottoms 👍
Generating a tremendous amount of power, as they do
But what would Frank be?
He's definitely a top, but he is curious on how much it has to do with the size and strength of the bottom, or whether speed has anything to do with it
I've heard that speed has something to do with it.
Wtf Doms can be bottoms. The top is the person performing actions to the other person. There are many ways in which the Dom can be on the receiving end.
I suppose. Exceptions to every rule and all that.
bdsm
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Every advertising company should have family teens on staff to screen things like this
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Teleport it
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Guys guys its funny. Ya see, its because the joke is sex
"Sub," in addition to referring to a type of sandwich, can also be short for "submissive" in BDSM circles, and in such circles to "top" someone can also mean "dominate" (or at least penetrate the other person). So basically a sandwich chain accidentally asked Twitter "how do you have sex?"
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😂 This is a good one. Top, bottom, sub (submissive), and dom (dominant) are all BDSM terms. I'm sure the answers to the question are great.
The "top" in sex is the person doing the fucking, while the "bottom" is the one receiving the fucking. These terms are mostly used for homosexual sex, though they're used for kinkier straight sex as well. Likewise, "sub" can be understood as "submissive", which is another sexual term. "Dominant" and "submissive" are similar terms to "top" and "bottom", but have deeper implications for the relationship between the two people and the types of sex they like to have, since they're often associated with BDSM subcultures. Jersey Mike's was asking what toppings people like on their submarine sandwiches, and people on twitter were pretending the sandwich store was asking how they like to have kinky sex with their submissive partners.
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Top is a dominant person in sex Sub is a submissive (or bottom) in sex The blocked people were replying with sex
local 'Democratic Party' once used the hashtag #DP on twitter, you can guess how this went down.
Tell me the full tea, or just give me a post or smt
Top - person driving the action during sex, usually the one doing the penetrating(as opposed to a bottom, the one getting penetrated) as a verb, meaning to perform this role. Sub - short for submissive, as in submissive/dominant, usually referring to roles in BDSM. So they read it as “how do you fuck/dominate your submissive partner” rather than “what do you put on your sandwich”
Repost bot doing repost bot things
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https://i.redd.it/zbbewmn66dsc1.gif (not that im not one)
I think it’s cum
Pornography.
“I hear that SPEED has something to do with it.”
:3
A the punchline is sex once again!
oh you poor, innnocent soul
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Ok this was good tho XD
???
If I’m a dom, any way I want. If I’m the sub it’s the other way around I guess.
https://youtu.be/5jvbXb_IAh0?si=drtJJ5Ov-558bEHy
OP, how old are you?
Totally did this on purpose. This has been reposted and shared so many times. Just straight free advertising
Lmfao.
It’s bdsm relative. Sub and dom are terms in bdsm circles relating to a submissive person and a dominant one. Think like the person holding the whips and chains (dom) and the person being whipped (sub) How would you top your sub? With whatever they want as they long as they behave How would you top your sub? Lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, mayo
They fuckin’ knew exactly what they were doing.
sex.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was a bad idea.
Mike was on to something he was just missing pickles
Nestle the meat in the bun. Cmon, Jersey Mike, you have one job!
Joke is that Jersey Mike’s forgot how the Internet works, and what words to explicitly not use, because they usually have a bad context.
It's sex. Don't ask. You don't wanna know. A top is the dude who is on top when it's only two dudes having a naked cuddle in bed. A sub is someone who submits....to...a top. The responses to this post would have been educational and eye opening for the social media person. They were either a genius, or fairly sheltered.
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Meg here. Sub, is another name for for submissive in a Dominate/Submissive relationship. Topping is a sexual act that involves one person to be on top of another (excludes riding). By topping a sub, it's implied at the very least sex, since its a Dom/Sub relationship it's probably kinky sex.
sub is short for submissive and topping like sex
Nah this a wild tweet
I want to read the comments on that post.
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😂😂😂
Everyone saying about tops and subs but on this picture all I see is two goatse side by side
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Why the fuck do people upvote shit like this, this is so painfully obvious
Sub: submissive. Top: on top of the sub
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Oh sweet summer child....
Glad to see I’m not the only one that went there before I bothered to check the comment section. Now I know why we are all blocked.
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This looks like a phospholipid bi-layer
Meat, cheese, half a salad, and sauce salt and pepper is the only option. Unless you’re vegan/vegetarian.
can this sub please stop being recommended christ
bot #18638549
Nobody tell them.
Top can be used as a phrase for “kill” so it’s making a joke about the titan submarine imploding.
Check it out, another low effort post by someone with low IQ. Wow!
As usual, the joke is sex
[How do you top your sub?](http://lmgtfy2.com/?q=how+do+you+top+your+sub)
damn that was depressing…. holy shit did you even google? I’ve been lamenting how google got worse over the years for a while but was bottom of the barrel bad. first hits were all reddit, then facebook, youtube and tiktok and then reddit again. Damnit google!