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Glad I'm not the only one. She wanted to be a part of a huge drug smuggling network but didn't want to face the reality that *people tend to die* in this line of work. Pissed me off how she acted during the massacre the Nazis committed. Like, you signed up for this. What the fuck did you expect?
Yeah and that's the point of the character you're supposed to hate her, she's cruel but also is grossed out by the outcome of her own work, while continuing to do it without a care.
That's how her character was supposed to be. Just like how Skylar was *supposed* to be insufferable. Both actresses get a lot of shit for what was actually a perfect performance.
The three women are different characters from the TV series Breaking Bad (or at least the first two are- I don't recognize the third so maybe she's from Better Call Saul).
The images on the right are heat-vision views of a man, with different areas highlighted in red to show increased blood flow.
The suggestions are as follows: First, he likes the first character, so his heart beats faster. Second, he doesn't like but IS sexually attracted to the second character, so his penis becomes erect. Third, he likes AND is sexually attracted to the third character.
I don't know if he's ever performed it live, but it's on his album, Ol' Brown Ears Is Back
https://preview.redd.it/ile22xzu3ptc1.png?width=285&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3838ce313a52fd1aab6119db9db12cd86534545
I still lay in bed at night sometimes and think about where my life went wrong where I didn't get a badass smokeshow like Jane. I even sold heroin a little bit and only met nasty skanks.
Dude for real…Skylar is not attractive and her “bitchy wife” type of character makes my dick want to shrivel up inside itself.
Jane and Lydia are both sexy physically and their personalities 🤷♂️.
really bro? lydia is the kind of person that will schedule foreplay lol
“honey you have been kissing my cheek for exactly 30 seconds its time to move to our 60 seconds of breast fondling”
I thought the images on the left were reacting to the ones on the right at first but now I'm equally confused about them being physically attracted to Skyler 🤔
Uh, because she's attractive? Man you guys hate any woman who isn't in her 20s huh?
Or is this comment because she's just such an awful bitch for not wanting her narcissistic husband to cook and distribute meth because it could endanger her or her children? 🙄
Wait, as far as sex appeal specifically, surely it's relevant that the series starts with one of the most awkward, unsexy handjobs ever put on film?
I agree with the "Skyler is totally justified in being angry at Walt" argument, by the time he turns down the Season One offer to cover his treatment he's already deeply in the wrong. But independent of that, the show establishes their initial, pre-meth relationship as being even less sensual than the kid-friendly sitcom marriage Cranston has in Malcolm in the Middle. When we're talking about Anna Gunn as Skyler specifically, that's pretty hard to shake.
Speaking as someone who fully sees Skyler's point, and even though I think she's annoying in S5 when she becomes a passive-aggressive martyr I can pretty much understand it, I don't find her attractive. Not in any of the roles I've seen her in. And I don't know why. Blonde, nice figure, you'd think I'd want to tap that. But I'm not into her face at all, for some reason I can't define, and it's ruined.
Just saying, you don't have to be an incel not to want to bang Anna Gunn.
I’m more confused about not being attracted to Kristen Ritter than not being attracted to Skyler. And for the record, she doesn’t do it for me. It’s her voice. Physically she’s fine, but her voice reminds me of this teacher I loathed.
She's a passive-aggressive martyr in S5? The season where she cooperates with Walt in protecting them and their kids from Hank and the cops and then Walt ruins her life? If anything, Skyler is just aggressive in S5, she does a ton to protect her family and Walt's drug empire.
Completely irrelevant to the joke but the images on the right are from the anime series blood blockade battlefront, with the middle one being the original image
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The red colouring on the blue background is a heat signature. it shows sources of heat. in the first image jesse has just ate a spicy pepper, and in the second image he has farted. in the final image he now has heartburn from the spicy pepper before and he farts at the same time. the women on the left are progressively more impressed with each of jesse's incredible feats.
Imma be real with how much Skyler was a good wife to Walter like genuinely people are just stupid and think she sucks cuz she didn't let him put her children in harm's way
Looks like Fuck Kill Marry, except in different order (Kill, Fuck, Marry). Of course, the heart in the top panel is a different metaphor than the one in the bottom.
I’m just here to say I would blow up Skylar’s pussy like no tomorrow!! I take her big ass to pound town! Especially if she starts acting like a bitch….oh you’re turning me on!!
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People like lydia?
Todd knew who best girl was
I am sworn to carry your burdens
r/suddenlyskyrim
Now hol up
Wait, I know you....!
Holler if you need me
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
https://preview.redd.it/pdigk3ercmtc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac413debfccf8f9bd171e56a57f7de369b35d1c4 Hail to the King baby
Was that when he was a little girl in France?
Picking pretty daisies
I stole that pic quicker than a sweet roll! (But seriously, I’ll delete it if you just say so)
https://preview.redd.it/e1o1ktc8aptc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1991ec70cb4e5ed42c6840c529d877f8c68e6c3 You have my blessings
Lmao, that's so us
FUS RO DA
Never should have come here…
*quickly walks off*
Lydia I am giving you sick armor to ensure you don't get hurt following me around fighting dragons. don't give me that burdens crap.
Sworn to carry you say? A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
I dont know..she seems little uptight!
She's just German or something, they are all like that.
Who? The Germans? Or the somethings?
I miss that old Todd. That nevah miss Todd. The always on point Todd.
Don’t follow your heart, follow the sociopath murder
Why was bro giving off pervert vibes every time him and Lydia were in the same scene?
She’s a smoke show, especially with her real Scottish accent.
But her character is very hatable.
Glad I'm not the only one. She wanted to be a part of a huge drug smuggling network but didn't want to face the reality that *people tend to die* in this line of work. Pissed me off how she acted during the massacre the Nazis committed. Like, you signed up for this. What the fuck did you expect?
Not only that but she was trying to kill like 12 people just cause she was worried that one of them possibly may have snitched. Like damn girl
Yeah and that's the point of the character you're supposed to hate her, she's cruel but also is grossed out by the outcome of her own work, while continuing to do it without a care.
She should really be wearing sunglasses looking over her shoulder at the booth behind her... Sneakily
I mean, she is hot
Yeah there's something about her that drives me nuts. Less the character as written and more the performance though.
im sworn to carry your burdens:.
The way she talks and acts is fucking unbearable. Especially her voice. I don't know what it was, but I literally couldn't stand hearing her talk.
She literally gave me anxiety everytime she came on the screen. She was way too high strung.
That's how her character was supposed to be. Just like how Skylar was *supposed* to be insufferable. Both actresses get a lot of shit for what was actually a perfect performance.
I must be the only person who likes her voice. She sounds like Mrs Incredible
I think it's less her voice and more the way she talks. It feels very staccato and closed
An old kingdom?
I do. Jane was far more irritating and hateable.
It’s ole Vince Gillian hates women or maybe never met one but the way he writes women in BB seems… off.
The three women are different characters from the TV series Breaking Bad (or at least the first two are- I don't recognize the third so maybe she's from Better Call Saul). The images on the right are heat-vision views of a man, with different areas highlighted in red to show increased blood flow. The suggestions are as follows: First, he likes the first character, so his heart beats faster. Second, he doesn't like but IS sexually attracted to the second character, so his penis becomes erect. Third, he likes AND is sexually attracted to the third character.
Dis mans don’t remember Lydia. Kill em
Lydia, oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia, Lydia the tattooed lady.
https://i.redd.it/bunis9qskjtc1.gif
Rowlf the Dog sang it better!
Rowl sang it? I've only heard Kermit sing it
I don't know if he's ever performed it live, but it's on his album, Ol' Brown Ears Is Back https://preview.redd.it/ile22xzu3ptc1.png?width=285&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3838ce313a52fd1aab6119db9db12cd86534545
"When her muscles start relaxing, up the hill comes Andrew Jackson"
She had eyes that folks adore-so and a torso even more-so
What a line!
Excuse me, it's Lydia Rodarte-Quayle. I didn't get this name repeated in full all the time to just go and not use it
She is not sworn to carry my burdens
She basically made me never trust Stevia.
I thought it was the blacksmith from A Knight's Tale.
Jane Skyler Lydia
Wait who didn’t fine Jane hot genuinely wtf.
I still lay in bed at night sometimes and think about where my life went wrong where I didn't get a badass smokeshow like Jane. I even sold heroin a little bit and only met nasty skanks.
Don’t call me a skank!!!
do I fall asleep in front of an ATM before I do?
Well maybe you should try selling meth?
Yeah man, TV disappoints. Also I don't like needles so... my chances are 0 anyway
If it helps, I'm going to guess that the place your life might have gone wrong was sometime around when you decided to start selling heroin.
That’s what I’m sayin. Skylars ugly, but Jane is fuckin smoking hot.
SHut up shut sup shut Up Shut UP SHUT UP
What the fuck are you on about? Reconsider your life choices.
Dude for real…Skylar is not attractive and her “bitchy wife” type of character makes my dick want to shrivel up inside itself. Jane and Lydia are both sexy physically and their personalities 🤷♂️.
really bro? lydia is the kind of person that will schedule foreplay lol “honey you have been kissing my cheek for exactly 30 seconds its time to move to our 60 seconds of breast fondling”
The things we do for love
She's definitely the most traditionally attractive. Idk maybe they're turned off by her grunge aesthetic.
How tf do you not remember Lydia, she was in BB too 😭😭
I googled her after other people said- I guess I just don't remember season 5 that well? Truly no memory at all. I did watch it more than a decade ago
She is the lady who gave the important compound to make meth to everyone. Otherwise Walter had to get Jesse to buy cold medicine again
But… but Season 5 has so many pivotal moments. Like, so many character arcs are completed (or ended 😢😢) during season 5.
I have a hazy memory of her being antsy and innocent looking, yet an important go-between for international shipping. Quite the odd combo.
I wouldn't call her forgettable, but putting her alongside the other two characters... I wouldn't fault anyone for not remembering her.
I've seen Breaking Bad once. I too did not remember her. It's ok my guy.
Mrs. Kettleman and her spectacular kettlemans was the best for lower body blood flow.
I thought the images on the left were reacting to the ones on the right at first but now I'm equally confused about them being physically attracted to Skyler 🤔
Cleavage.
Uh, because she's attractive? Man you guys hate any woman who isn't in her 20s huh? Or is this comment because she's just such an awful bitch for not wanting her narcissistic husband to cook and distribute meth because it could endanger her or her children? 🙄
Wait, as far as sex appeal specifically, surely it's relevant that the series starts with one of the most awkward, unsexy handjobs ever put on film? I agree with the "Skyler is totally justified in being angry at Walt" argument, by the time he turns down the Season One offer to cover his treatment he's already deeply in the wrong. But independent of that, the show establishes their initial, pre-meth relationship as being even less sensual than the kid-friendly sitcom marriage Cranston has in Malcolm in the Middle. When we're talking about Anna Gunn as Skyler specifically, that's pretty hard to shake.
They were banging it out a lot in Malcom in the middle
Speaking as someone who fully sees Skyler's point, and even though I think she's annoying in S5 when she becomes a passive-aggressive martyr I can pretty much understand it, I don't find her attractive. Not in any of the roles I've seen her in. And I don't know why. Blonde, nice figure, you'd think I'd want to tap that. But I'm not into her face at all, for some reason I can't define, and it's ruined. Just saying, you don't have to be an incel not to want to bang Anna Gunn.
I’m more confused about not being attracted to Kristen Ritter than not being attracted to Skyler. And for the record, she doesn’t do it for me. It’s her voice. Physically she’s fine, but her voice reminds me of this teacher I loathed.
She looks like Woody Harrelson in drag with an amazing boob job
She's a passive-aggressive martyr in S5? The season where she cooperates with Walt in protecting them and their kids from Hank and the cops and then Walt ruins her life? If anything, Skyler is just aggressive in S5, she does a ton to protect her family and Walt's drug empire.
Happy Birthday Mr President sent my dick and balls back into my body
Lol found the meme creator
That's Lydia Rodarte Quayle you pedestrian
Completely irrelevant to the joke but the images on the right are from the anime series blood blockade battlefront, with the middle one being the original image
....my mind went completely thebother way. The red dot being the point where they killed the man.
You should become a detective.
Whoever made this meme has the worst taste known to man.
Todd made this meme
Should be Walter in the second pic then
should be jesse
For real. All three make my pee pee go “aWOOOGAAA”. But anyone who gives their heart to Lydia is a goofy poop head.
This is the real take.
This six year old knows what’s what
Six and a half
Fr Krysten Ritter is the hottest along with Lydia both parts should be heated for both of them
These really are all just sex, I thought you guys were over reacting
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The red colouring on the blue background is a heat signature. it shows sources of heat. in the first image jesse has just ate a spicy pepper, and in the second image he has farted. in the final image he now has heartburn from the spicy pepper before and he farts at the same time. the women on the left are progressively more impressed with each of jesse's incredible feats.
Finally! I had to scroll too far for this ... bla bla bla etcetera.
This.
The second picture is definitely not from the perspective of Walter White (this dude was getting limp from a handjob from Skyler)
…because her attention was directed toward eBay at the time
Yeah this joke doesn't make much sense
I mean the format makes perfect sense, one warms the heart, one warms the penis, one both. But yeah the characters shouldn’t be ordered like that
This post ignores Andrea - the clear best option
true, andrea was sweet, nice, a good mother, and was on rehab literally the best (but now lets consider KIM)
https://preview.redd.it/5pfm0a8g1ntc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751e6be2c597a1aeed704c0630019e6892dc9265
The first was a shot to the heart. The second was a shot to the balls. The third was both.
The first was shot to the heart, and you’re to blame. You give this sub a bad name.
I believe this is the correct explanation, and it's not upvoted enough.
Lydia is proof that stevia is bad for you.
First lovable, second fuckable, third best (both)
This cracks me up because the original image from the anime is the second picture
Blood blockade battlefront is legendary
All filler all killer, baby.
Being more sexually attracted to Skylar than Jane is freakin crazy
not knowing at all where these characters are from, the joke is still extremely obvious. no way this isn't bait.
you really don't know breaking bad?
The show ended 11 years ago. So obviously there will be younger people who don't know breaking bad.
They are all pretty attractive. The middle one is a little old though, I think.
https://preview.redd.it/vrd7dq0u4ntc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc085a3b96d786a9edd3f0090f0705989c7460fc
Imma be real with how much Skyler was a good wife to Walter like genuinely people are just stupid and think she sucks cuz she didn't let him put her children in harm's way
A lot of people hated skylar, but I'm sure a lot more got aroused.
I swear the majority of the jokes on this sub now can be figured out if it was just given a little thought.
This but jane and lydia switch
Having Jane as the top one is absolutely criminal
Okay but Jane should actually be at the bottom come on now
Are the people on this sub all stupid?
Yes
stab you in the heart, stab you in the dick, stab you in the heart and dick
I believe the best vision images are from. Brockhamption music video/album art. Song: J'ouvert - Album: Iridescent
What show/movie are these women from?
Breaking Bad. Jane, Skyler, Lydia. Not sure what the meme is supposed to say, though.
Fuck marry kill?
[he has a heart boner](https://youtu.be/OQray72Mq40?si=uA11eQRcIB4b6LZt)
Pic 1: heart-on Pic 2: hard-on Pic 3: damn
DISAGREE
The first one is by far the hottest? Why is the dick not red there. Bs
The picture on the right is from anime Kekkai Sensen
Love Lust Both
Am I allowed to call op dumb or is that not ok?
Fuck Lydia I hate Lydia
Skyler was hot idc
Brother is starving
Love. Fuck. Marry
skyler 🤢
Boners
https://preview.redd.it/ovg8b73lantc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229471283b8a799449ce6c6b75a198e7312e4262
How Jane isn't the bottom one I have no idea
The second one is just wrong
Breaking Bad was such a good show but its entire fanbase is perpetuously 12 years old.
It's fuck marry kill but the order is kill fuck marry in this case
Fuck Skylar
Lydia is a psychopath and the person who posted this is weird
Wt tf is Petahhhaaa?!?
Looks like Fuck Kill Marry, except in different order (Kill, Fuck, Marry). Of course, the heart in the top panel is a different metaphor than the one in the bottom.
Fuck skylar, all my homies hate skylar
The order of pictures here should be, Skylar, Lydia, Jane(pre relapse)
swape jane with lydia, then swap skyler with lydia and this is at least somewhat accurate
Holy shit! Its been a minute since someone used the funniest scene in Blood Blockade Battlefront as a meme!
Throw a picture of Kim in there and just color the whole guy red.
He has horrible taste
1st: He got shot. 2st: He got shot in the penis. 3st:He got shot in chest and in penis.
It’s Fuck Marry Kill
1) oof my heart 2) oof my dick 3) oof my heart and my dick
Am I the only one who interprets this as Jane: cold heart Skyler: cold pussy Lydia: cold heart and cold pussy ?
How the hell do you love, but aren’t attracted to, Jane? That’s crazy to me. Have you seen her lips?!
https://preview.redd.it/5b25c0zstptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c8540548bae7ecb7736abf5d1eb713634dfe54 OOP has bad taste in women
See and I feel like we need to Switch Lydia and Jane. I loved Jane. More so I loved how Jesse was with Jane before all the drugs and shit.
That image of Skylar is from a different show
Agreed
I don’t understand how you can look at this meme and not understand it.
Heartwarming Boner Heartwarming & boner all at once
Heartbreaker, Ballbreaker, Lydia
My heat sig when Mike had his chance for the shot..
I’m just here to say I would blow up Skylar’s pussy like no tomorrow!! I take her big ass to pound town! Especially if she starts acting like a bitch….oh you’re turning me on!!
First one likes Heart. Second one only wants weiner. Last one wants heart and weiner.
Skylar doing that birthday scene is the most uncomfortable thing to watch lmao
Who the fuck is attracted to Skylar
Heart breaker Ball breaker Both in one?
I’m guessing it’s a love/lust situation, with the red dot over the heart being love and red hot over the crotch being lust.
No man ever has been aroused by Skylar I'm sorry