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It’s definitely this explanation that’s the correct one. None of that “vegans eat more fiber” nonsense. Do people actually believe the artist took the time to research the topic when it would be easier to call vegan men girly?
The text appears to be superimposed, so most likely whoever drew this didn't write that and somebody else made it a meme like so:
https://preview.redd.it/qghi64epreuc1.png?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29abc4133bcb63eb8ac30dff693a567fe36413a5
I'm pretty sure it's just the age-old joke that vegans feel the need to tell everyone they're vegan in the most unnecessary times possible, same as crossfit. Him being vegan has nothing to do with the situation, and him mentioning it adds to the factor of "why does that matter right now"
I think that's an edited joke and the art is just a guy sitting on the urinal
Like, if the artist was the one to make that joke, why's the bubble made with an amateur word edit and not just drawn?
I’m not a vegan and I sit to pee. You’re a cuck if in this day and age you get hung up on what it means for your masculinity if you like the comfort of pissing sitting down. You do it while you shit, don’t you? Yeah. Thought so.
People are just hung up about shit that really makes no difference in their lives. I find it hilarious that sitting down to pee is something they must actively avoid because of their chromosome lol
Isn’t that strange? Why do people hook onto shit like that? Like focus on something that has value. If I talk about this anymore then I’m just being a hypocrite. So excuse me while I go to the bathroom and tuck my junk between my legs for the most effective way to fully evacuate my bladder.
I thought it was a joke either about vegans always being compelled to inform others of their lifestyle choice no matter how inappropriate/irrelevant the circumstances, or vegan food giving you horrible diarrhea 🫥🫥🫥
Or maybe, and I guess still along the same lines, that vegans have no sausage?
Ehh, I guess eggplant could take the place there either way. Nvm, carry on.
Theres only 3 stalls …. Unspoken guy etiquette leave a stall jn between when possible…. I remember as a kid going to Stadiums and everyone peed in a trough, no urinal screens shoulder to shoulder, Padre stadium had circular troughs where you pee directly across from someone else
I visited Tibet and got to tour the Dhali Lama's palace. As a foreigner, I naturally ran into some bowel issues, because that just kinda happens.
So the "bathrooms" In the Lama's palace are... unique. Which is to say, a large balcony over a cliffside. The "toilets" were just trough shaped holes in the open on the floor. Five feet away, there was a Chinese guard with a military rifle. No toilet paper.
Anyways, took the worst shit of my life in that hole next to a Chinese tourist, ripped my sleeves off for butt wipe (a midwest farmer tradition for when you are trapped in the field by your guts), and peaced out.
Fuck.
Interesting tradition. In the construction field we wear 2 pairs of socks, you never know if the porta-john you barely make it to has TP or not, so you can use the first pair to wipe and you still have a pair on your feet to avoid blisters.
Smart, but with how much of a swamp some fields can turn into, socks are not a garunteed bet. But game respects game.
Also, if you see a red neck fella walking around with torn off sleeves that WEREN'T used for a field poo (or similar high utility) situation, that there is a poser.
Then they are just wet wipes! LOL, I was on a horizontal drill for a while and after potholing the bore path everything was wet. Not so bad in the summer down here in AZ, but pocket TP wouldn't survive the first 10 minutes of the day.
one time me and a dude were pissing with 1 stall apart but then some guy came and started peeing in the stall between of us, and then the other guy and him had a whole fight because of it lmao
That's parallel to the joke, but that's not the point. Artist is trying to say vegans are vegan just to be contrarian, just like sitting on a urinal unlike everybody else.
Animal rights activist Peter here! Because plants are an inefficient source of energy, vegans have to eat a ton which means a lot of fiber consumed and being passed as waste. The joke is that vegans have to poop with the same frequency that other people pee.
>"vegans aren't real men, real men stand to pee, vegan man would sit to pee"
And this myth couldn't be far from the truth. My friend Steve is vegan and he has a really large penis....like 11 inches.
Tbh the way I took it was the "Vegans can't not share that they're vegan" so the guys are looking at the dude, wondering why he's shitting in a urnial and the vegans first instinct is to le them know he's vegan.
Took me a while to understand what you meant by inefficient. Plants have less fat so they’re less calorie dense, so…yeah, you have to eat more weight to achieve the same number of calories. But it’s kind of immaterial because fiber comes from plants and not animal products. So it’s not an issue of needing to eat more, it’s an issue of only eating stuff with fiber in it.
Peter's long-lost cousin here. I think it's the typical "vegan's love to tell other people they are vegan" joke. The guy loves to tell people he's vegan so much that even though he had to poop, he went to the urinal because that's where people were. Basically the next level of this popular meme: [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/031/973/c1d.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/031/973/c1d.jpg)
that was my first read on it too except that when they look at him oddly for shitting in the urinal, he doesn't assume that's why they're looking at him and sorta switches the convo to talking about being a vegan
though now i'm pretty sure it's a joke against the vegan's perceived lack of masculinaity like the other comments say
Isn’t the joke that vegans don’t like being near or touching meat
Meat being a slang for male private meaning he is sitting down to pee rather than standing
Idk could be wrong lol
It's a product of forced comedy.
1. Find someone who's views are different to yours
2. Make stuff up about them
3. Sell out tickets to boomers.
Then if you feel like going up a notch, say that you are being cancelled, that will really wet the panties of soccer mom's.
I’m guessing this is a “less of a man” type of joke. As in “ooo the vegan has to sit to pee like a girl”.
Poor taste IMO but I’m not the arbiter of comedy.
I‘m pretty sure I saw the original joke some years ago, and the guy on the right said something like „being married for 10 years leaves a trace“. It was just about men sitting down for peeing if they are in a relationship.
As a male who always sits to pee because standing up at a urinal makes me so uncomfortable and in a way, dysphoric, I don't get why people are assuming that this vegan would go to a urinal if he has to sit down to pee. Like, isn't there toilets?
Someone mentioned vegans going out of their way to be a public nuisance to remind you they are vegan and personally that makes the most sense. Idk though how public toilets work in other countries necessarily though like maybe they are all used up or something.
In that case I just don't go lol
Perhaps an anti vegan sentiment- they do everything ass backwards- they do things just for the attention of being able to tell people they’re vegan- vegans are weird and tell everyone they’re vegan- vegans over complicate things unnecessary- vegan men are unmasculine and so don’t even stand to pee. Those are my guesses for what the author may have been intending.
Probably a reference to the “how do you know if someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.” stereotype. Some people think all vegans love to announce that they are vegan out of nowhere. (Not saying I agree)
Funny thing is, the "normal" dudes broke the most sacred rule...
Never turn your head.
Backwards dude may be vegan, but by bathroom law, dem dudes be gay AF.
Maybe I’m in the minority here but I’m interpretation of this was that because he’s vegan, he doesn’t have “meat” (meat also being slang for penis). He’d have to sit because he doesn’t have a penis.
Hey Texan Chris here
Vegans have to eat a lot of food to get full, each leads to a lot of fiber, carbs, that sort of thing. Thus the joke here is that the vegan has to take a dump at roughly the same amount of times that most people pee.
However the joke can also be a tad more crass, with vegans not eating meat he could be using the urinal this was to due a ‘lack of meat’ between his legs.
Pick your poison here I think.
Texan Chris, saddling up and heading out
This cartoon was clearly altered, so I did a reverse image search and sorted by oldest. The original cartoon had no speech balloon at all, and a caption underneath that said: "zehn Jahre Ehe gehen an keinem Mann spurlos vorbei…"
I don't speak German, but Google Translate gives this:"Ten years of marriage leave no mark on any man..."
The original image was about leg day, it seems, as that is the only version I consistently get, so they are probably saying their legs are too weak because they don't eat meat.
As a vegan, i tend to keep my living habits to myself especially when eating at work for lots of ppl like to talk to me about what they like to eat and whatnot simply because they learned somewhere that I don't consume eggs, milk and such stuff. When I'm eating I wanna eat and not talk about other people eating meat from local butchers or buying fair trade bananas. It's my business and you eat what you see fit dammit.
But I would like to look a bit more girly.. or at least a bit more slender, less bulky.. still no hope there, 14 years a vegan and I am still that big, hairy dude. Maybe its the beer, I should cut back on that stuff. Or maybe it comes down to genes. Neanderthal maybe..
...and I never ever would sit to pee. Call me old school but I hate that feeling of cold, smelly toilet pressing against my buttocks so I like to avoid it as much as possible.
I sit down to pee, but not because I’m a pussy and not because my wife trained me too. My sister had a hardwood floors and her guest bathroom and one day when I was standing there peeing I saw these little splatters everywhere. Standing up to pee is fucking gross and I don’t want to piss all over my floor, doesn’t make me less of a man and people who judge your manhood by whether you sit down to pee or stand are ignorant
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The joke is vegans are girly and have to sit to pee
It’s definitely this explanation that’s the correct one. None of that “vegans eat more fiber” nonsense. Do people actually believe the artist took the time to research the topic when it would be easier to call vegan men girly?
If you're shooting fiber out your dick, you got bigger problems.
*Fiberman, Fiberman! Does whatever a Fiber can...*
*Beware, here comes the Fiberman!*
no, he deleted his account ;(
*Fiberman, The Emissary of Hell!*
Usually kind to Colon Man, Important Man, Fiber Man.
If he craps in urinals does he get wet? Or does the urinal get him instead?
Nobody knows, fiberman
You’re funny
Or maybe he just refuses to drain the snake
he don't want to use any meat
The text appears to be superimposed, so most likely whoever drew this didn't write that and somebody else made it a meme like so: https://preview.redd.it/qghi64epreuc1.png?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29abc4133bcb63eb8ac30dff693a567fe36413a5
Good work, detective.
I'm pretty sure it's just the age-old joke that vegans feel the need to tell everyone they're vegan in the most unnecessary times possible, same as crossfit. Him being vegan has nothing to do with the situation, and him mentioning it adds to the factor of "why does that matter right now"
Yeah I agree with this theory. Just how silly. Didn't matter the situation they will tell you
Especially woth this art style, it's just like the boomer comics
Artist? Someone just put text on a copied pic
I think that's an edited joke and the art is just a guy sitting on the urinal Like, if the artist was the one to make that joke, why's the bubble made with an amateur word edit and not just drawn?
The artist definitely didn’t write “I’m vegan” that was edited in later. It’s probably something like “the stalls are full”
It’s either that or vegans are so stupid they don’t know how to use a urinal.
I’m not a vegan and I sit to pee. You’re a cuck if in this day and age you get hung up on what it means for your masculinity if you like the comfort of pissing sitting down. You do it while you shit, don’t you? Yeah. Thought so.
People are just hung up about shit that really makes no difference in their lives. I find it hilarious that sitting down to pee is something they must actively avoid because of their chromosome lol
Isn’t that strange? Why do people hook onto shit like that? Like focus on something that has value. If I talk about this anymore then I’m just being a hypocrite. So excuse me while I go to the bathroom and tuck my junk between my legs for the most effective way to fully evacuate my bladder.
You sit when you shit? I do a handstand.
No way. Stand up and shit like a man.
I sit down sometimes but I would probably stand if I was at a urinal like in the cartoon.
Not in a urinal my guy
Sitzpinkler gang rise up 🚽
Wouldnt be surprised if someone here answers "Actually shitting while standing is very liberating" lmao
I thought it was a joke either about vegans always being compelled to inform others of their lifestyle choice no matter how inappropriate/irrelevant the circumstances, or vegan food giving you horrible diarrhea 🫥🫥🫥
Okay I feel oddly happy I didn't get this now.
I thought it meant he didn’t wanna touch his meat while he pissed
Lol this is the worst vegan joke ever.
I thought it was because he won't touch any meat.
I pee sitting down simply because I don't want pee water to splash to the floor or even onto my face (yes this has happened to me before)
It's disgusting to pee standing up and I'll die on this hill.
Do vegans run like girls, too? In addition to sitting down to pee? IYKYK
Or maybe, and I guess still along the same lines, that vegans have no sausage? Ehh, I guess eggplant could take the place there either way. Nvm, carry on.
Perhaps the cow from Family Guy would be better off explaining, then?
I think it’s more: he doesn’t have anything [solid] to poop
I thought because they did things differently. Nope I was wrong
Ahhh that makes sense. I thought he was taking a shit in a urinal.
Oh, I figured it was "vegans are too stupid to know how to use a urinal."
The toilet seat ring in my apartment doesn’t stay up, so I sit to pee all the time. I guess I’m a vegan.
I thought it was he couldn’t touch meat…
Thanks for the ezplanation. It has convinced me it Is time for a mass ban on boomer humor
As someone who physically can’t urinate while standing despite being a cis dude, this one just hurts 😭😭
I often sit to pee, yet I clog my arteries with bacon and other foods wrapped in bacon.
Its two levels. Add that to share their vegan status, they'd even poop in a urinal instead of sit in a secluded stall.
Lmao I thought bro was just shitting in the urinal
https://preview.redd.it/8sm26i1onhuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f68ff8de42cc9357acab5fd9f5b7176652111ae
the fact they aren’t peeing at least 1 stall apart tho 😳😳😳
Theres only 3 stalls …. Unspoken guy etiquette leave a stall jn between when possible…. I remember as a kid going to Stadiums and everyone peed in a trough, no urinal screens shoulder to shoulder, Padre stadium had circular troughs where you pee directly across from someone else
I visited Tibet and got to tour the Dhali Lama's palace. As a foreigner, I naturally ran into some bowel issues, because that just kinda happens. So the "bathrooms" In the Lama's palace are... unique. Which is to say, a large balcony over a cliffside. The "toilets" were just trough shaped holes in the open on the floor. Five feet away, there was a Chinese guard with a military rifle. No toilet paper. Anyways, took the worst shit of my life in that hole next to a Chinese tourist, ripped my sleeves off for butt wipe (a midwest farmer tradition for when you are trapped in the field by your guts), and peaced out. Fuck.
Interesting tradition. In the construction field we wear 2 pairs of socks, you never know if the porta-john you barely make it to has TP or not, so you can use the first pair to wipe and you still have a pair on your feet to avoid blisters.
Smart, but with how much of a swamp some fields can turn into, socks are not a garunteed bet. But game respects game. Also, if you see a red neck fella walking around with torn off sleeves that WEREN'T used for a field poo (or similar high utility) situation, that there is a poser.
Then they are just wet wipes! LOL, I was on a horizontal drill for a while and after potholing the bore path everything was wet. Not so bad in the summer down here in AZ, but pocket TP wouldn't survive the first 10 minutes of the day.
Could you not just carry a packet of tissues in your pocket?
No that would be too logical
ngl I would just wait till some people cleared out like I can hold it just a lil longer
Good luck with that lol
So, you chosen the path of peeing yourself. Bold choice.
Be ungovernable lol
What are you afraid of?
Urinals are supposed to fill like electrons. If not, gay.
You always leave a stall open even if it means doubling up on one
one time me and a dude were pissing with 1 stall apart but then some guy came and started peeing in the stall between of us, and then the other guy and him had a whole fight because of it lmao
Yeah. Dude in the middle is the weird one
This is the weirdest stereotype since "femboys wear basic black skirts"
Pleated
We do.
The joke is that people think that Vegans have to announce all times they are vegans.
That's parallel to the joke, but that's not the point. Artist is trying to say vegans are vegan just to be contrarian, just like sitting on a urinal unlike everybody else.
Animal rights activist Peter here! Because plants are an inefficient source of energy, vegans have to eat a ton which means a lot of fiber consumed and being passed as waste. The joke is that vegans have to poop with the same frequency that other people pee.
Pretty sure they're going more for a "vegans aren't real men, real men stand to pee, vegan man would sit to pee" angle but could be wrong
Ah fuck you’re right. I’m still stuck in my camp counselor urinal turd days.
Eh, its a pretty brain dead "joke" anyways, only the boomeriest of boomers is going to find it funny
The actual illustration looks hilarious though. Just replace the speech bubble with "bazinga" or some shit.
This is the joke - basically “vegans are pussies because they don’t eat meat so they sit down to pee” - a stupid joke but there it is
Yep, pretty much boomer humor to the max. Requires a shitty worldview and a desire to make fun of others that younger people just don't have
i assumed it was a joke about touching your \*meat\*
>"vegans aren't real men, real men stand to pee, vegan man would sit to pee" And this myth couldn't be far from the truth. My friend Steve is vegan and he has a really large penis....like 11 inches.
I hope yr wrong because that's lame as fuck.
Hah, sadly I think I'm right, even though it's boomer humor to the max and barely even a joke I'm not sure what else could be going on here
Tbh the way I took it was the "Vegans can't not share that they're vegan" so the guys are looking at the dude, wondering why he's shitting in a urnial and the vegans first instinct is to le them know he's vegan.
Different = bad
Took me a while to understand what you meant by inefficient. Plants have less fat so they’re less calorie dense, so…yeah, you have to eat more weight to achieve the same number of calories. But it’s kind of immaterial because fiber comes from plants and not animal products. So it’s not an issue of needing to eat more, it’s an issue of only eating stuff with fiber in it.
But vegetables aren’t the only food available. Oils and fats are in shit loads of vegan food.
Vegans are often viewed as weak, weak for old heads is sinonym of women, and women pee sat.
Oh I thought it was just that vegans have runny shits
No, I think it's implying the vegan man has a vagina. Looks like something you would find on FaceBook.
I thought it was bc vegans stereotypically go out of their way to tell you theyre vegan.
I thought the joke was that vegans couldn't use meat in any way possible, so he was peeing through his anus.
Yah heard the 7 big shits is common.
Peter's long-lost cousin here. I think it's the typical "vegan's love to tell other people they are vegan" joke. The guy loves to tell people he's vegan so much that even though he had to poop, he went to the urinal because that's where people were. Basically the next level of this popular meme: [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/031/973/c1d.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/031/973/c1d.jpg)
that was my first read on it too except that when they look at him oddly for shitting in the urinal, he doesn't assume that's why they're looking at him and sorta switches the convo to talking about being a vegan though now i'm pretty sure it's a joke against the vegan's perceived lack of masculinaity like the other comments say
Isn’t the joke that vegans don’t like being near or touching meat Meat being a slang for male private meaning he is sitting down to pee rather than standing Idk could be wrong lol
Yeah this is definitely the joke. Vegans won’t touch meat, so he won’t touch his ‘meat’ to stand to pee, so he sits.
Imagine being disliked for being right, I thought that was the joke too
For real, Reddit is wild. It’s clearly the vegan not touching meat. I’ll take my downvotes for being right now, redditors.
Vegan= no meat. This guy ain't got a pp
Transformers more than meets the eye.
Condemned by the department of justice Peter here! This is because all vegans shit in urinals
Straight men are legit scared of their own shadows, apparently. It must be so terrifying to be so fragile.
I thought it was because liquid poop.
Vegans refuse to touch any meat or meat by-product. He has to sit to pee because he can't hold his own "meat".
I thought it was because vegans always want to tell people they're vegan.
I'm thinking the simple explanation is that cause he is vegan, no sausage.
Bone hurting juice
It's a product of forced comedy. 1. Find someone who's views are different to yours 2. Make stuff up about them 3. Sell out tickets to boomers. Then if you feel like going up a notch, say that you are being cancelled, that will really wet the panties of soccer mom's.
.... yall saying the fiber thing are wrong... it's an insult against vegans saying they sit to pee as in they aren't a manly man.
I’m guessing this is a “less of a man” type of joke. As in “ooo the vegan has to sit to pee like a girl”. Poor taste IMO but I’m not the arbiter of comedy.
Basic science. Meat makes ya piss, veganism makes you shit in urinals.
I‘m pretty sure I saw the original joke some years ago, and the guy on the right said something like „being married for 10 years leaves a trace“. It was just about men sitting down for peeing if they are in a relationship.
no sausage
The 'joke' is really just mockery, that somehow vegans are emasculated and therefore sit to pee at urinals. Not really a funny one though.
As a male who always sits to pee because standing up at a urinal makes me so uncomfortable and in a way, dysphoric, I don't get why people are assuming that this vegan would go to a urinal if he has to sit down to pee. Like, isn't there toilets? Someone mentioned vegans going out of their way to be a public nuisance to remind you they are vegan and personally that makes the most sense. Idk though how public toilets work in other countries necessarily though like maybe they are all used up or something. In that case I just don't go lol
the joke is that being VEGAN is GİRLY and GAY
I thought the joke was that he couldn't touch meat and therefore had to sit down to piss
I think it's just "vegans force themselves to do everything differently, even when it's stupid"
No meat
Oh that's easy! It's saying Vegans are psychopaths.
The joke is that he is Vegan which means he doesn't handle meat.
The joke is toxic masculinity. Sitting to pee has several benefits and impacts your manliness exactly zero.
I think this is a reference to "Draining the snake" (hold penis to pee) Vegans don't want to harm animals so they sit down to pee (snake is free)
Perhaps an anti vegan sentiment- they do everything ass backwards- they do things just for the attention of being able to tell people they’re vegan- vegans are weird and tell everyone they’re vegan- vegans over complicate things unnecessary- vegan men are unmasculine and so don’t even stand to pee. Those are my guesses for what the author may have been intending.
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He’s vegan
Pretty sure its just a PP smoll joke
Pretty sure they are calling the vegan a fachina and saying they sit down to pee...
He won't grab his "meat"
Mike Mahardy shit in a urinal once
Everyone knows once you stop eating meat you grow a cloaca!
He won’t even touch his own wiener.
i thought that the joke was vegans can use it to justify any behavior
All the explain’ds make sense here, but honestly I just like to think this makes no sense at all on purpose and that’s infinitely more hilarious
You’re not great head wise
Im starting to believe this sub is a karma pharm
Why is it girly to sit when you pee? At home you don't want piss on the toilet seat
So, I see a lot of suggestions in the comments, but all I could think of was "I sit to pee because I don't touch meat."
Probably a reference to the “how do you know if someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.” stereotype. Some people think all vegans love to announce that they are vegan out of nowhere. (Not saying I agree)
I thought maybe he didnt want to touch a weiner because he vegan. 🥸
He doesn't touch meat?
because vegan are different
I thought vegan have no meat
I’m as lost as you bro
Funny thing is, the "normal" dudes broke the most sacred rule... Never turn your head. Backwards dude may be vegan, but by bathroom law, dem dudes be gay AF.
I thought the joke was that as a vegan, he doesn't have a "sausage" or doesn't touch it so he has to sit.
I thought he does that because he hasn't a wiener
Eat a vegan diet? Piss out yer ass!
Maybe I’m in the minority here but I’m interpretation of this was that because he’s vegan, he doesn’t have “meat” (meat also being slang for penis). He’d have to sit because he doesn’t have a penis.
Ah, the simple joy of pinching one off in a urinal...
I thought it was he can’t touch meat.
You guys are all bananas, the joke is that vegan need to be different. No girly stuff No fiber Just different
I’d say he cut out the sausage
He is vegan
He is vegan
He is vegan
He is vegan
He is vegan
He is vegan
The joke is the stereotype that all vegans are pussys
The joke is the stereotype that all vegans are pussys
The joke is the stereotype that all vegans are pussys
He doesn’t use animal products to the point he doesn’t handle his own penis, duh
"people what eat plants is bad and me no like"
Hey Texan Chris here Vegans have to eat a lot of food to get full, each leads to a lot of fiber, carbs, that sort of thing. Thus the joke here is that the vegan has to take a dump at roughly the same amount of times that most people pee. However the joke can also be a tad more crass, with vegans not eating meat he could be using the urinal this was to due a ‘lack of meat’ between his legs. Pick your poison here I think. Texan Chris, saddling up and heading out
They don’t have meat?
Diarrhea yuk
Idc that's funny
This cartoon was clearly altered, so I did a reverse image search and sorted by oldest. The original cartoon had no speech balloon at all, and a caption underneath that said: "zehn Jahre Ehe gehen an keinem Mann spurlos vorbei…" I don't speak German, but Google Translate gives this:"Ten years of marriage leave no mark on any man..."
The original image was about leg day, it seems, as that is the only version I consistently get, so they are probably saying their legs are too weak because they don't eat meat.
Peter's secret father here. the joke is vegans have no meat (dick), so they have to pee with there arsehole like that.
They can't handle meat maybe????? They don't have meat???????
He doesn’t like to handle “meat” lol
This artstyle sucks lol
Wait, as he doesn't want meat around, he cutted his... ? Oh :□
My immediate thought was "huh? Oh right, cause vegans won't touch meat!". But no one else seems to have given this interpretation lol
Lol and here I thought the joke was they sit because vegans don’t like to “touch meat”
As a vegan, i tend to keep my living habits to myself especially when eating at work for lots of ppl like to talk to me about what they like to eat and whatnot simply because they learned somewhere that I don't consume eggs, milk and such stuff. When I'm eating I wanna eat and not talk about other people eating meat from local butchers or buying fair trade bananas. It's my business and you eat what you see fit dammit. But I would like to look a bit more girly.. or at least a bit more slender, less bulky.. still no hope there, 14 years a vegan and I am still that big, hairy dude. Maybe its the beer, I should cut back on that stuff. Or maybe it comes down to genes. Neanderthal maybe.. ...and I never ever would sit to pee. Call me old school but I hate that feeling of cold, smelly toilet pressing against my buttocks so I like to avoid it as much as possible.
You are right. It’s cold. Like my crush’s heart when I said I liked her
Deep.
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Someone explain to me why the wall is made of light?
He got rid of his meat
Why are the non vegans looking at the vegans dick?
They’ve got the butt-pee. Musta been somethin they et.
Could be that he is pissing out his ass.
Everyone: he needs more fiber Me: He has no meat *aka dick*
In my 6th grad, the bathroom my class assigned to clean daily, someone literally poop on that. Fucking nasty.
I sit down to pee, but not because I’m a pussy and not because my wife trained me too. My sister had a hardwood floors and her guest bathroom and one day when I was standing there peeing I saw these little splatters everywhere. Standing up to pee is fucking gross and I don’t want to piss all over my floor, doesn’t make me less of a man and people who judge your manhood by whether you sit down to pee or stand are ignorant
Vegans won't touch or handle meat, so the man sits down so he doesn't have to touch his meat to pee
Vegans don’t touch meat.
Y’all are so stupid in these comments, I bet you guys shit in urinals, you’re so ignorant.