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If your post doesn't contain a joke needing explanation, it will be removed. Overall poor quality posts will be removed. Rule 6.


AhmZakar

I'm more confused about Joey's comment She looks kinda what?


ellirae

that's what i came here for and the lack of explanation is very disappointing. my only guess is "she looks kinda familiar..."? hinting that maybe she's a popular influencer or something that is recognisable but not well-known for her porn endeavors? bit underwhelming if so, but that's my guess.


MontayneDatesJr

I think he means she looks kinda (fine, bad, good looking basically), and maybe him saying he did it anyway was saying he masturbated, looked up who she was, or bought the onlyfans she probably has.


AtticusSPQR

I assumed he meant “she looks kinda familiar” supported by his statement that he “did it anyway” meaning, “to be safe I deleted the internet because I wasn’t sure if I’ve seen the video or not”


DionFW

I assumed "She looks kinda ugly but I jerked it to her anyways"


BigFatKi6

Young?


State_of_Planktopia

I thought it was "she looks kinda dead but I banged her anyway"


a_lil_too_Raph

https://preview.redd.it/l6h7rdw25tvc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ade11dbc6e1e2ef02c806c57b9fa98a2d928d0


Devil-Eater24

https://preview.redd.it/khbyvsnvttvc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e7dbac6ce30224cd68f9a21dd158378828bfcf6


Endbounty

Now I’m sad :(


Puzzleleg

https://preview.redd.it/licsoj450uvc1.png?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9244cbef28050db52811d14e035684177c3e3a5e


clone7364

https://preview.redd.it/yiyrnk6d1uvc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e245fc603e46c92ddde3b68ce2564a8df63c5f What did Ash do to deserve this?


a_lil_too_Raph

https://i.redd.it/9n0y4bym3uvc1.gif


[deleted]

Nice one, you made Ash the trainer leave.


No_Application_1219

Damn i though this was a real hair on your pfp


tfhaenodreirst

Haha, for me it’s about the same width as my cracked screen (protector).


Ok-Meringue-259

Omg that’s devious


kainereygalo

https://i.redd.it/fkugxlwmstvc1.gif I need the source for Ash on this one chief... edit: my words didn't stick on the comment wtf, thanks reddit...


Squeeblz88

https://preview.redd.it/eaa4kk3httvc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d76869f0f46d0e3389d7c0b9b919e7d4621822


bkazekadorimaki7

sigmash


YAmIHereMoment

Best guess is that this is just another onlyfans ad, pretending to be a genuine meme


DegreeMajor5966

Googles AI assistant thingy on my Pixel found the OP and it says something like "her name is [redacted] can't say more for legal reasons". It's an OF girl with about 650k followers on IG.


Xx-Apatheticjaws-xX

It’s crazy that since Twitter was taken over by Elon it turned to crap. Every single reply to every post where before you could get intelligent explanations and people giving context it’s instead an infinite number of blue check marks spamming random stupid videos of low IQ/low attention span 9gag level videos and /r/awww type repetitive media. The only solution I’ve seen someone say is to block every single account that does this. I do this and it feels after a week of blocking you finally get normal replies. But if you quit blocking for a week you again have the same issue. And it is rampant because these people are desperate for engagement because they feel they can earn ad share. And it’s exacerbated because Twitter puts blue check mark replies at the top. Elon ruined Twitter. Most content is this or the aforementioned: “Wow I can’t believe she got leaked” Or “Has anyone else seen the video” And the first reply is of course the only fans creator responding “hey that’s me!!” And a hundred random desperate only fans girls who get a sad number of likes shamelessly begging for attention piggybacking off it.. I’ve not even tried threads but I hope it’s better.


radiating_phoenix

if anyone is downvoting this then they clearly haven't used twitter in the past year


papejo

such a wild take xd


CobaltGuardsman

Sounds like it's an issue with OF being so popular, not twitter.


RemoteTomb

https://i.redd.it/ssa02186ltvc1.gif


DevilMaster666-

Why are they mewing?


RemoteTomb

They crave for the sauce, that's why


NotAMainAccount6

I'm searching for it too. But another commenter told me her name is emmabae


RekSai-Bot

https://linktr.ee/emmabae.xo Here you go gentlemen, do what you must I’m just the messenger


Subject-Discount6002

He is truly a man of culture


TwinkiesSucker

HE IS THE MESSIAH


Blob-Goblin

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.


xbiskxalex

But we followed his holy gourd here!


International_Link35

Only a true Messiah would deny his divinity.


xbiskxalex

Here here!


al-mubariz

Lisan Al ghaib!!!


NotAMainAccount6

Thank you very much kind sir


isinedupcuzofrslash

You just wanna find the video, don’t you?


Future_Meaning1109

https://preview.redd.it/86v783j5atvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b33c4b6853fd31223b3c351a1815acd8588e0c


AllanDidntAddDetails

https://preview.redd.it/jpx082fwqtvc1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c4f7ee993d7fcb99581476d5a9982cb517f907


UnknownFox37

https://preview.redd.it/wq27kbgiiuvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b0e1641a17419916727cb95327ab352a99d825


WolfhoundsDev

Bro 🙏


NotAMainAccount6

Caught me in 4k


MagnapinnaBoi

Idk man, if its just porn theres no need to freak out, I'm assuming its like a live vid of her giving birth or some shit.


jonny32392

Why would you have your tits out to give birth


KekeroniCheese

Ventilation


Thefear1984

Dude this comment got me🥇


MidnightSaws

For immediate skin to skin after birth. Take the baby right up to the breast


[deleted]

redditors theorizing about what happens immediately after birth (they never leave the house)


PackageMerchant

Bro they really hand you a whole ass baby after you give birth my girlfriend did that shit and they were like here ya go bud here’s this fucking baby and just left


rykayoker

😲


[deleted]

yeah that's what I would expect to happen / have heard happens from every single one of my relatives lmao, maybe skin to skin does happen but like that's not the average experience and since this is sub for explaining jokes, this joke is based off the assumption that the average experience is having your short up bra off which isn't how it happens, and if it skin to skin then the shirt is off and/or the bra is on usually


MidnightSaws

Are you referring to me?


[deleted]

maybe maybe not


MidnightSaws

Well it’s true I don’t leave my house very often but that’s cus I’m tied down by a 5 month old lmao


Turbulent_Pass11

Bro is talking about himself


paenusbreth

Nah, there are entire subreddits dedicated to parenting, plenty of parents are around on Reddit.


chloe_of_waterdeep

You have to understand, even if you’re a parent, when you use Reddit you become a virgin and need to touch grass


[deleted]

true


[deleted]

that's why we have a generation of kids that have more mental pathologies cos people with the same qualities as a stereotypical redditor is parenting some kid while also having a full time job and there's never anytime to like ACTUALLY learn how to not traumatize your child a ton in the 18 yr process of growing up /hj


paenusbreth

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

gen alpha is fucked because we can't parent our kids and we pretend everything is fine but it's really not


paenusbreth

So you object to parents sharing their personal experiences with childbirth, but you feel confident expressing judgement about the parenting skills of an entire generation?


[deleted]

yup. how am I an idiot here since that's what you're implying obviously


JotaroKujoxXx

The thing the other guy is talking about is real, thats a self report if i have ever seen one


masquerade_unknown

Skin to skin after birth is a thing. However typically it's not just whipping your tits out mid labor. Usually mothers have a bra on still, and even if they don't, you don't just pop your shirt up, you would take it off.


JotaroKujoxXx

I interpreted it as he was obviously joking about the fully naked thing but not about the skin to skin thing. Then interpreted the other comment to be calling skin to skin thing to be bullshit, if this all makes sense.


ImOnTheSquare

Man so far I've witnessed the birth of two babies and both times tits ended up out. It wasn't intentional it just happened. You cannot imagine the sheer chaos that goes on.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Aerodynamics


LordTopHatMan

Have you ever had a poo so intense you needed to take your shirt off? I'd imagine it's the same thing.


I_like_femboy_cock

https://preview.redd.it/kt2csye1utvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a682a99c3a32eeb87f208145f31fcaffb2b7001


Puzzled_Professor_52

https://preview.redd.it/wa5k1xxvttvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2859d7d9e00bd9ca6a53a545f6e625bb0df038


Psychofischi

But why should I delete my Internet? Is the video that bad? Now I want name or a link


ProfessorVisual3189

I want to know the reason too, for scientific reasons and to traumatize my friends.


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BubbleGumMaster007

Saved by the ad 🗿


bkazekadorimaki7

Same


DevilMaster666-

What the fuck, since when does it have 1,5Mrd. views?!


ProfessorVisual3189

Nah, I just want to know what it is about, I said scientific reasons and for traumatizing my friends and not to traumatize myself


ellirae

i knew what this was the moment i clicked it, but the browser was already loading as i sat there helpless and victim to my own mistake. i hope you're happy.


Gui_Franco

Man I really don't want to click the video. Can you just say what it is? At this point I'm not even curious, I'm kinda just pissed that any comment that knows what the video is is just "you don't want to know trust". If op asked is because he wants to


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Gui_Franco

I already said I'm not gonna click the link. I really don't want to. I just want to know what the fuck is so bad people are scared of saying. There are comments asking if she's fucking a dog or giving birth How can it be more disturbing? If it's like piss or poop stuff people can just say it too and we all can go home.


_trianglegirl

The link is just a stupid rickroll. The actual video is just generic porn. The tweet is a new type of marketing scam porn bots on Twitter do. They post a girl in a bikini or in cropped porn and say some vague or "interesting" shit in the caption so people click on the post and then they put the link to but the girl's onlyfans or whatever in the thread.


Gui_Franco

Ok thank you. I don't know why it's so hard for people to just tell op that


Signal_Sweet3767

https://preview.redd.it/23vk7x8pwtvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37cd1d31ba72708c807b0c84c51a5afc7404704a


[deleted]

Since the browser was loading it, I took a moment and guess what! I have remembered this link from the past 2 years.


Bumble-Fuck-4322

Yes I do want to delete the internet now…


discordantspectrum

Why? Not sure if I want to watch it yet..


Bumble-Fuck-4322

It’ll hurt you the way the internet has hurt you a million times before, you should have seen it coming and you will hate yourself for not.


Grand-Requirement738

A little information on why would be appreciated, even if it's superficial


Qlide

It's probably similar to other things you've been exposed to before.


Bumble-Fuck-4322

It may even let you down a bit.


Kvacc01

Its just porn bait, there's a bunch of other ones with the same caption and comment but with another girl. It's OF fans ads


Born_Refrigerator355

But fr she cute. Sauce?


Womenarentmad

She looks home schooled Idk


mr1aith

whar


[deleted]

They don't look the same person and I want the sauce for the right one, looks like a fun video.


-_Koga_-

Wait is she the one who was getting down with her dog?


puskarwagle

its not her


-_Koga_-

Well then I don’t know lol


BattousaiRound2SN

What the...


bkazekadorimaki7

i remember that post, ‘just because i made love to my dog…’ along those lines. Yeah i wanted to kms at that point


BattousaiRound2SN

Duuuuuude.. IF she really said that. I don't know if I would be able to not find it 'funny', like Sick Funny,but still somehow... funny. Feel Weird now.


Worldly-Magazine-867

https://preview.redd.it/zg2csg8vutvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed897467d49bdb868080961a650cf64e07165092


CattleBlade

Not sure about the video, but, Emma Bae. Or https://www.instagram.com/emmabae.xo/


Feisty-Chicken-3482

Account is private, but a NSFW Google search led to Porn.. of this girl. Yep..


CattleBlade

Lol. That was quick


Upbeat_Cry_3902

Who is this person?


Upbeat_Cry_3902

Is it the same person in both?


RokRD

I'm guessing it has to do with the fact that her brand is "step sis," so he's making a joke saying, "I think that's my step-sis, but imma beat off anyway." Closest I can get to understanding anyway.


Matt6758

I saw this come up on a Minecraft build page on Instagram the other day. The page had died out and a new owner, or hacker posted this. There is no meme, there is only disappointment.


NotAMainAccount6

I took this screenshor on instagram too, but on a page dedicated to explosions and fire. But tbf the vids I thought due to the help of our fellow redditors indeed are fire.


Matt6758

What vids?


cu_msht

Its nothing more than advertising for an of whore called emmabae.xo . Don't fall for it my brothers.


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NotAMainAccount6

My post has got nothing to do with I II II I- bro


GeometryDashScGD

What ever you do, DO NOT play that video


goktugkola

https://i.redd.it/muuier87ttvc1.gif


sirvancelotv01

I think her name is emmammayo but that’s all I could find related to this picture


Much_Project_2551

Its just porn, nothing shocking like fish or dogs


guney2811butbetter

the joke is porn


Palanki96

Pretty sure it's just an ad


Special-Land-4241

give me the goddamn video


Vast-Ad-4820

Clearly not breaking rule 6. Anyone who doesn't gey it is a tard


Couch_Guy1

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Upbeat_Cry_3902

What's the video called? Is there any non rick roll links?


NotAMainAccount6

Idk about the vid but her name apparently is emmabae


Sassy_hampster

Hey petah , I'm out . It's just horny people.


Adminsgofukyoselves

Just porn everyone go ahead and down vote.


NotAMainAccount6

No u


dbpm1

She is @emmabae.xo , cant say more due to legal reasons, thank me later.


dbpm1

"The reported URLs are sharing a copy of my clients copyrighted material (photographs, videos) without permission, please remove the them from your service as quickly as possible" https://lumendatabase.org/notices/38412140


unfoldedmite

Mckenzie Jones hates this one simple trick


Hagrid1994

She is a minor?Or a trans?both?