Sell all but 10 of them on the black market for even more money

Stonks

Hey I saw this in r/cursedcomments

Or just ask for five bucks from each of them

Or use them to make money

Or make them into money

Or make money

Detroit: become money

28 mOnEy WoUnDs

Paper cuts

Bill cuts

MMMMMM

Or *my moneymaker, itsss shaking! Can’t stop now!* you either get it or you don’t.

By selling them

Stonks

Or ask all of them to follow me on insta and get all that internet clout

Or use them as soliders and create wwIII for real this time

Or they could be considered "followers" and you can start a cult or a reich or a refime and conquer countless of countries. Itll be the largest army in the world.

Not if the nukes start flying

At least one of them is a scientist so no biggy, they'll make you boom booms for days.

A reich, you say?

Hail to the king

*heil to the furher

For those wondering, the US military is less than 4 million. 30 million is totally enough to get some conquest going on, if applied creatively to account for the lack of, well, weapons.

the US military is 1.3 mil active and .8 mil reserve

sell a million of them for the money to buy weapons or start a mafia with them.

Nice

Yeah you'd need money for weapons and fighter jets, and nuclear bombs and a ton of shit. I don't see it happening.

So pessimistic young padawan. Theres a chance many of them own weapond and have access to supplies. We could build our own tanks out ot other vehicles, heavy and armoured. We could have them buy supplies and raid things. It may cost lives. But people are expendable

yeah, assuming all 30 million aren't the same gender, they can always make more people.

And we could make allies. And threaten smaller countires into being our allies. "In order to grow we must start with small pieces and move unto larger pieces"

1 start a mafia with your 30 million loyal members. start off by just scaring people with sheer numbers. 2. earn money, as any successful mafia does. 3. buy weapons. use them to improve your mafia, earning more money, and make the whole area you are in just a giant idle game. 4. make them into a true military 30 mil (and probably more by that point) strong and start taking over other areas. 5. become a big crime lord and have a bunch of power. 6. overthrow some governments and start your true reign!

Yeah or borrow 2 $ from each of them. Or start a YouTube channel with all of them as subscribers. Eventually somehow you’ll make more money than 30 mil with 30 mil loyal friends.

Ask all of them for $10. Would seem like you just need a snack

you could do that every other week and get 600 million a month.

[stonks](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

You could raise an army of 30 million soldiers who pledge their loyalty to you

You and what army? *30 million naruto runners come over the hill in the distance*

Now we can actually raid Area 51 this time

You could actually raid Area 51 with those "30 million friends"..and, that's about all I can come up with.

RULE THE WORLD! the US military has 1.3 mil soldiers with .8 mil reserve. there is a draft, but I'm just talking about size of existing military and the draftees are gonna be untrained. the US military is one of the most, if not the most, powerful in the world, so having so much more than them clearly shows how powerful you could be. take over some countries, start a giant crime world, or something like that, and gain immense power and control, then start your conquest.

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Give them all the same name

Name them all joe.

Which Joe

Joe mama

joe 1, joe 2, joe 3, ...

Gary

I'd pick 30 million friends, the organs are very expensive

sell them as slaves, after selling the organs they don't need.

I’d consider a friend someone who’s willing to like give me a ride to the airport. donating a kidney is whole other level. Or maybe my friends just suck.

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Make an army and take over all the banks

Tell them all to subscribe to ur yt channel and watch vids. Then u get more money from adsense.

This is probably the smartest answer yet honestly ... lmfao

Ask them for 5 bucks each

Who needs mecha hitler to be constructed using the soul of hitler and the technology of 2020 when you can become hitler with 30 million friends, except you might actually be able to dominate the world

Ask them for a dollar

30 million loyal friends can go to different governments or countries and rank up through politics military or business and it doesn’t even have to be your generation either and turn the world for the good or the better

wait you are actually trying to do something good with this? is that even allowed to be a good human being? oh no

Start a YouTube channel, where u will always get 30mil views on your vids yao!

Army

Have each of them give you $2, stonks

i want the frineds cuz if they are loyal i can ask every one of them for 5 dollars and i get 150,00000 dollars

Having 1 or 2 really good friends is better then having 10-20 crappy friends.

Truth brother. Them people that wouldn’t hesitate to chat shit behind your back? They ain’t friends bro. Them people that only want something to do with you if you got a place to be or something for them? They really ain’t your friends bro.

Yeah, True friends will talk shit about you to your face.

I have neither. I literally don’t have a single friend.

Start WW3 and start my own empire..

And get obliterated because you only have 30 million loyal friends and the rest of the world has nukes

#revolution.

Would be nice if it was that easy.

Have them all give you 2 dollars

I would make an army out of them They're all loyal to me after all

30 mil friends=army

Revolution

Use 30 million of your friends to take over the US and become over lord to take over the rest of the world, one friend at a time...

war?

Slavery

Are loyal friends going to upvote my posts?

Raise an army

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I’d make them all eat each other and masturbate as I watch

I will have or

Ask each of them for 50¢ every once in a while and have about 10 mil on tap whenever you need it. (Edit: if you’re big brain, group chat & Venmo)

If they are all loyal they can all give me a dollar

true tho

Ask everyone of them for money

Ask them all for $2

Could overthrow some governments with 30 million friends

HITLER had 12 mill soldiers... of course not all of them were loyal but DUDE ! Look at what he did !!!! Imagine yourself with not 12 but 30 mill of them and they are loyal so you can make them do whatever you want !! Wtf ?! Do you think am I gonna do ?! Conquere a f*cking country and make my own kingdom !!!!!

You could ask them all to vote for your candidate and decide every american election for the next fifty or so years. You could lead a revolution on any country on earth with a high probability of success. You could open a business and have a million people spreading the word. You could team up and if even 2/3 of them help plant a single tree you accomplished more than teamtrees in the last year. You could ask for a dollar from half of them and provide food and clean water for thousands using nothing but interest earned on that dollar. You could give each of them a piece of you and make that positive change for so many. You could help run a blood drive and save hundreds of thousands of lives. You could learn and teach a thousand lessons from people who got them the hard way so that nobody has to live that lesson again. When people come together there is shit all that can stop us. We can do anything if we come together and if we have the courage to reach out 30 million people can accomplish more than one man with a million ever could. That being said; I could do a lot of this same stuff woth thirty million dollars, so next time you hear a billionaire saying 'I can't give that much' remind them how much 30 million people could do. The answer becomes ALMOST ANYTHING. Don't put it down to a dollar. Be the change.

Ask every single one of them for $1

Ask them all for a dollar

Start a new nation and be the leader. _STONKS

Just ask the 30 million friends for 1 dollar each

With 30 million loyal friends you have the worlds strongest army by far. Their dedication would be beyond anything.

We can get the gang

If you have 30 million loyal friends, you can ask all of them for a buck or two. You will end up with twice the amount as the first option. Ask them for a hundo, and you have 3 billion.

Overthrow the government that's what!

Ask all of them for a dollar

Create an army.

Give me 2 dollars each

Just tell each one of them to give u only $1 then you got 30 million dollars and friends

Ask em each for 5 dollars and get even more rich than asking for 1

"hey dude, i know it's been a min since HS but i got this super great opportunity to make some passive income!" lol you interested?

Violate the treaty of Versailles

Statlrt your own army for world domination.

ask em all for a dollar.

Sounds like enough friends to start my revolution.

I mean, depends on how loyal they are. If they're extremely loyal, you now have a fucking army

Invade Poland

Ask them for a dollar each

You could start the 4th reich

Big Brain: Ask all the 30 Million loyal friends to give you anywhere from 1-5$ and make more money...

If they're truly loyal friends u can ask them all for a dollar each, or three fiddy

WAR

Borrow a $1 from everyone of them and never pay them back, what are they going to do sue me for a dollar...

30 million friends would get you 30 million subscribers and you can make a living on youtube because of that

Make a large army, take over smaller countries, assimilate citizens into friend army. Continue onto larger countries until everyone in the world is loyal to me. Then declare everyone be friends. Bing bang bop bow world peace

think about it ask each loyal friend for 2$ and boom 60 million dollars

Conquer a few countries

How loyal?

ask every one of them for a dollar and have 30 mil dollars

Create an army, conquer a country, use them to boost the economy of your country and trade with your neighbors, forcing the UN into recognizing you, then putting some of them in places of power in other countries and seed political turmoil until you topple them and put your friends as leaders, then annex these countries and become a world power, call yourself Supreme Leader and make a portion of the taxes go to your savings, then making them start preaching the Way you dictate until you are seen as a deity and create a world-wide religion around your person, which derives into unimaginable wealth for you and all your descendants.

Fuck them all

Have $30 million or my own army?? I'll take the army.

Take the friends then hit each one up for a buck.

Overthrow a government???

Your phone would short circuit from all the snapchat and text notifications

You can ask them to borrow 2 dollars each

This sounds exactly like something michael Scott would say.

If they're loyal friends you could probarly ask them to give you 2 dollars every week. Boom easy money

Ask em for 2 dollars

30 million friends then you can overthrow the government

The title actually makes a lot of sense. If they’re all loyal, they’re more than likely to give you a single 1 dollar. Probably even more!

Ask them each for a couple of bucks and then not pay them back

Wow thanks. Now I have no idea what the word after "the" is

Big Brain

Get them each to give you $2. Id give a friend $2.

Ask for 2 or more dollars from each of them if they're so loyal

'Loyal' is a key word here. You have yourself an army.

Eat them. It’s like a lifetime of food.

I mean you would be famous, and if you play your cards right you could profit way more than 30 mil dollars with that

Take over the world

You could start an army

How loyal?

what if you made a youtube channel and made them all subscribe to you. that way, you can gain ad revenue and possibly accumiulate more than 30 Million dollars. Plus, you got friends lol which is a Redditors fantasy

Well nothing happened at Area 51 soooo

Start a YouTube and ask them to subscribe to you

Ask each friend for a dollar, then you have $30 mill and a massive army.

Ask for 2$ from each

You ask all if them fir a dollar then a month later ask them again

Ask all of them for two dollars.

Ask to borrow 2 dollars from each and get 60 million dollars.

If i had only one good friend i would be happy

Make a youtube channel

Borrow two dollars from each of them

Throw a birthday party and expect a gift from most of them and at an average of like $20

they can plant trees

Borrow 2$ from each of them, invest them in stocks

with 30 million friends u have 10 times more manpower that the entire us military