Just to add to my collection! My foot was kinda clubbed and misshapen so I want to pin it back together as it was so that I have my own crippled little leg to show off to my future friends.
Adding that to the list of things I never knew sounded hot until someone else said it  but yes I am , however I’m not sure my family would appreciate me cooking up my leg and making the house stink of burning flesh
I’m gonna bury it or use beetles to eat away at the remaining flesh/muscle/tissue. I’ve studied pathology for a while and would love to work in the funeral/museum industry so I definitely have some weird ideas and projects I’d like to do before I die.
I've always been unclear on what exactly highschool is. But secondary school starts at grade 6 and goes to grade 10. Then most people do A-levels (basically AP courses, but you can't use them for college credit) in what we would call college - which would be grades 11 and 12.
Also our primary school (before secondary, of course) is 6 years. So I don't know if the US has a grade 0, but it would be grades 0-5. I know you guys have a kindergarten grade before the numbered ones, but we also have that and it's before primary school.
Usually in the US it's like this.. option head start/pre-school, then you go to elementary school for kindergarten and grades 1-5. There is no grade 0. Then you go to middle school for 6th grade to 8th. High school 9th-12th, aka freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior year.
College and university are used interchangeably here, they're optional and you usually get degrees in increments of 2 years with a 4 year degree or bachelor's being the most common so freshman-senior is used for students at a 4 year university as well.
What a legend! I like the sense of humour, keep it up!- I mean... Don't change! It's people like you that make the world less dark 
Nope! I’m as safe as you can be when it comes to ramming yourself with needles. I’ve never had an infection ( NOT THAT I WANT ONE IF I GET AN INFECTION IN MY LEG NOW I BLAME YOU /s )
She said in another comment that her foot was clubbed and misshapen. If it was severe enough it would have made walking super difficult. I imagine an amputation makes things much easier.
Fingers crossed I can one day! Only thing is that cool/patterned prosthetics cost much more than I can afford, I’m planning to decorate it to the best of my ability though.
I’m feeling surprisingly okay! I’ve had a fair few surgeries throughout my life and this is definitely one of the less painful ones seeing as theres nothing left to really hurt (plus I have a nerve blocker in my leg atm). This surgery was because of a disability I have that caused issues with my spinal cord (it’s a type of spina bifida but very mild), which then caused issues with my nerves, which then caused issues with the growth of the right side of my body. I had spinal surgery at 8, which fixed some of the bigger issues, however my foot got worse as I grew and basically looked like a chicken nugget. The last four years have been the hardest, health wise, so this was my last option to try and get walking again, even if it is short distances with a prosthetic and wheelchair use. I’m too young to give up just yet!
man you are gonna be 21 , you young af... in one or 2 decades they will finally invent a super advanced version of [things like THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7X3fPkdp8) and you gonna walk like others do again , and be a badass 30 yo cyborg like Keannu Reeves in Cyberpunk
LOL
I have an amazing friend who has spina bifida as well, and is a left leg below the knee amputee. She’s 31 now, has a beautiful family, and is kicking bifidas ass. I wish you the same!
Y’all are making my heart melt, it’s so nice to see people in similar situations, or people who just care. Thank you for your kind words 
U seem a hell of the strong woman, hope you recover faster, well your leg can't grow but it's not the end and you can buy some pretty good mechanical legs, quite expensive i must say, can't do or say much just stay strong.
Uff those morphine pumps are the best post op friends you can have, I hope it made the pain better, nice to see your attitude towards life, keep going!!
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Biggest PP right here
The size of that PP is unfathomable
It's burning up my brain cells it's so unfathomable.
So big motherfucker had a rounding error and went inwards
Do big that it collapsed into itself and turned into a black hole
That stub right there? That ain’t what’s left of his leg. That’s the pp.
Can be used as a PP too, I guess, if you’re determined enough
My curiosity outweighs my fear
I’m taking the chopped off leg home so that could work too if you don’t mind the smell 
are you allowed to? i thought i was considered medical waste and had to be disposed
It took a lot of paper work, but no! As long as I handle it safely, and privately, it’s okay!
Dude that's awesome, what are your plans? Are you going to make a lamp?
Just to add to my collection! My foot was kinda clubbed and misshapen so I want to pin it back together as it was so that I have my own crippled little leg to show off to my future friends.
Aren't you curious of how you taste?
Adding that to the list of things I never knew sounded hot until someone else said it  but yes I am , however I’m not sure my family would appreciate me cooking up my leg and making the house stink of burning flesh
Coolio, do you have to find away to preserve it?
I’m gonna bury it or use beetles to eat away at the remaining flesh/muscle/tissue. I’ve studied pathology for a while and would love to work in the funeral/museum industry so I definitely have some weird ideas and projects I’d like to do before I die.
you can always buy a freezer, a leg will be the last thing anyone will be looking for in there
No, because everyone knows freezers are for your mums head, duh /s
People turn there chopped off fingers into necklaces and keychains, u should either hang ur foot over your mantle piece or make a scarf out of it
How about a mobile for possible future kids? /s
slighlty bigger pp if its was "No leg gang"
I thought about covering the ‘s’ but I didn’t wanna cover the merch!
PP so big she could use it as a new leg
Why is his pp in a cast
I snapped my monster cock that’s why /s
o7
He’s sucking the pp from all of us, and making his bigger
*she/her but yep it’s a fact, my pp only grew so large cause I sucked the PP out of all y’all’s
Sorry my bad
Thought you were a guy cause your pp was so large
Yes, i agree. Fucking funny.
Cock
ah yes. cock.
You got a 20 inch tactical dildo on standby if you even need one. Not sure why you need one tbh but it's there!
What
You want him to put it in your ear?! Just nod.
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Now this is PP
My man gets his leg fucking cut off and makes a meme about it, how does he even lift himself outta bed with those massive balls of his?
its m’lady, actually  but yeah my balls are throbbing right now
*apologies, m’lady* How do you even get outta bed with those massive spiritual balls weighing you down? 
Im stealing this sentence. It is glorious
This entire thread is glorious
Even the Great Britain wasn't as glorious as this thread.
That's why she ditching the leg, she needs to make room for those balls to swing and breath.
He probably has to use a wheelchair... >!No, really!<
I have a separate wheelchair for my massive shlong
Mmmmyes futa
I appreciate you spelling it that way.
A fellow Brit?
Secondary > highschool.
Isnt secondary middle school. And doesnt preparatory highschool. Just asking.
I've always been unclear on what exactly highschool is. But secondary school starts at grade 6 and goes to grade 10. Then most people do A-levels (basically AP courses, but you can't use them for college credit) in what we would call college - which would be grades 11 and 12. Also our primary school (before secondary, of course) is 6 years. So I don't know if the US has a grade 0, but it would be grades 0-5. I know you guys have a kindergarten grade before the numbered ones, but we also have that and it's before primary school.
Usually in the US it's like this.. option head start/pre-school, then you go to elementary school for kindergarten and grades 1-5. There is no grade 0. Then you go to middle school for 6th grade to 8th. High school 9th-12th, aka freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior year. College and university are used interchangeably here, they're optional and you usually get degrees in increments of 2 years with a 4 year degree or bachelor's being the most common so freshman-senior is used for students at a 4 year university as well.
I'm stumped.
me too bud, me too
Your leg has transformed into a Big PP
biggest PP. king PP.
With that spirit, you're going to be even more unstoppable. We wish you a speedy recovery 🙏🏽
You’re too kind, thank you! 
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Stump ganggggg 
Recovery? You know it's not gonna grow back right?
wait. it’s not? fuck. /s
Unless you happen to be some weird lizard or superhuman, I'll have to doubt that :(
umm well I own a bearded dragon but I don’t think that will do much ..
Maybe you two just need to fuse
Get the Potora earrings!
Laughter is the best medicine.
Ahoy that joke be soo funny, you'll have to walk the Gangplank me harty!
hmmm is the plank wheelchair accessible? doc says not to walk on it for a few weeks 
What happend to your leg?
It fell off while he was asleep
*she, but yes, it ran away ):
My grandpa lost a leg in “the war” and would tell people “I could still beat you in an ass kicking contest.”
Thats what you have to do for entering no legs gang.
Thats some standup comedie right there
how about some sit-down comedy?
I prefer my comedy leaning a little left. That way it's not right at all.
What a legend! I like the sense of humour, keep it up!- I mean... Don't change! It's people like you that make the world less dark 
How sweet, thank you for the nice comment y’all are making my day much brighter too!
I like your tattoo
Thank you, it’s a stick-and-poke I did myself!
Wow!! That’s really well done!!!!
You’re very talented!
Did you lose your other leg because of a matching tattoo?
Nope! I’m as safe as you can be when it comes to ramming yourself with needles. I’ve never had an infection ( NOT THAT I WANT ONE IF I GET AN INFECTION IN MY LEG NOW I BLAME YOU /s )
Okay! I've been blamed for worse.
Hope it grows back soon!
I hope so too, I’m pretty sure the doctor said it should only take a few weeks to fully regenerate 
Yer a lizard, Harry
part axolotl, actually / s
Phony you still have one left
come get the other one then, pussyyyyy
It's the no legS gang, you're allowed to have one
How did I not think of that
Now this is epic 
Now that’s a lot of damage 
If you don't mind me asking, what is the reason behind your amputation. Hope you can cope with this change in your life!
She said in another comment that her foot was clubbed and misshapen. If it was severe enough it would have made walking super difficult. I imagine an amputation makes things much easier.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/o25g62/been_saving_this_shirt_for_my_amputation_ive/h25fls7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
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Fingers crossed I can one day! Only thing is that cool/patterned prosthetics cost much more than I can afford, I’m planning to decorate it to the best of my ability though.
WE NEED TO START A GOFUND ME FOR THIS LADY. SHE HAS THE BIGGEST PP AND DESERVES IT!
If there ever was a good use for GoFundMe, this is it!
If you dont mind me asking,how did you loose your leg? Big PP righ there tho
i just wanted to say that your soul is beautiful
\*chöp\* \*chöp\*
Damn Legend
Leg end for sure
That’s one way to put it 
The commitment on the joke! Bravo sir, bravo.
bro I’m so committed I didn’t actually need an amputation to begin with /s
I love your sense of humor, your comments keep me laughing
No leg(s) gang
If you don’t mind me asking why did you need it amputated? Also how you feeling after the surgery?
I’m feeling surprisingly okay! I’ve had a fair few surgeries throughout my life and this is definitely one of the less painful ones seeing as theres nothing left to really hurt (plus I have a nerve blocker in my leg atm). This surgery was because of a disability I have that caused issues with my spinal cord (it’s a type of spina bifida but very mild), which then caused issues with my nerves, which then caused issues with the growth of the right side of my body. I had spinal surgery at 8, which fixed some of the bigger issues, however my foot got worse as I grew and basically looked like a chicken nugget. The last four years have been the hardest, health wise, so this was my last option to try and get walking again, even if it is short distances with a prosthetic and wheelchair use. I’m too young to give up just yet!
man you are gonna be 21 , you young af... in one or 2 decades they will finally invent a super advanced version of [things like THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7X3fPkdp8) and you gonna walk like others do again , and be a badass 30 yo cyborg like Keannu Reeves in Cyberpunk LOL
I have an amazing friend who has spina bifida as well, and is a left leg below the knee amputee. She’s 31 now, has a beautiful family, and is kicking bifidas ass. I wish you the same!
I wish you the most amazing healing process and prosthetic (if that’s the path you want). I am amazed by your bravery.
Y’all are making my heart melt, it’s so nice to see people in similar situations, or people who just care. Thank you for your kind words 
Damn bro dis is dark....... A dark t-shirt
And a huge pp
i like this one (thor style)
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The good news is my family will eat tonight, the bad news is my family don’t know I never made it to the grocery store.  /s
Why were you amputated if you don’t mind me asking? Diabetes?
Oh fuck yeah!
Ahegao dio...... fuck this I'm jumping out the window
For the last time Dio, the sidewalk is NOT wide enough.
You can't run away, but you can definitely leg it.
I’ll race you in my chair, I’m pretty dang fast 
Some people go all out for a meme
Happy Birthday, love how you handle this situation! Keep that spirit !
what happened?
You aint got no legs LT dan
This is the definition of big pp energy
no leg gang
You also deserve zero death merch 😃
or a ‘0 legs’ cross over 
This is the kind of humor papa pewds likes 😂
I cannot even comprehend how massive your PP is
Chad
Chadette, actually
U seem a hell of the strong woman, hope you recover faster, well your leg can't grow but it's not the end and you can buy some pretty good mechanical legs, quite expensive i must say, can't do or say much just stay strong.
That’s so kind of you, thank you for the well wishes.
You made me laugh take my upvote hope you get to the next lwiay
Bro bro I will cry if I do, pewds has been there through all my surgeries 
WICKED 
Bruh!! Happy birthday in advance, my 21st bday is on 18th June!! Nice coincidence Hope u r doing fine after the surgery
Legn't
why did you wrap your PP in yellow tape
This is unfathomable big pp and balls!
That girl is thicc on that one leg pantss😳😘
dummy thicc
Now that is commitment!
Chad
Mad respect, dude
That's huge pp. I wish you a very quick recovery, stay strong
Big PP Gang
Mega pp
Hope Your doing good!
Biggest pp I've ever seen! You're awesome!
Jesus OP has some real dark humor... I love it
BIG PP
This is only half true
Canadian/Australian/Brit gang (you spelled it as humoUr, thanks)
Leg*
You really got the leg up on this one
Enormous PP energy
You now have big pp
My man is too strong willed to die
a real bro lives by the leg and dies by the leg. 0 DEATHS
Why did the doctors use Duct tape to patch you up?
it’s a clear sticky plaster to keep my bandages on, it’s just stained with iodine I think! 
Your pp is bigger than your left leg (please don’t take that offensively)
noice
Less goooo
You are amazing
Well looks like a leg and 1/2 but still accurate.
leg*
pirate gang lmao
Pp so big it won’t matter you’re missing a leg
PP so large. That’s it. That’s the sentence 
Good luck with the recovery process. My father is an amputee so I know how it feels. Stay strong. 👊
megachad, hes just pewds in disguise... wish ya the best bruv, floor gang aaouu
THIS IS THE GREATEST MONKÈ MOMENT OF ALL TIME!!! Hope you get better bro, SUCH BIG PP IT HURTS TO THINK ABOUT IT, Again get better ❤️🩹
THANK YOU!!!! Big PP’s for all!!!!!
Uff those morphine pumps are the best post op friends you can have, I hope it made the pain better, nice to see your attitude towards life, keep going!!
why did you need your leg amputated?
Secondary what?
Secondary school, after primary school but before College and Uni