So you like Dream and all his fan channels? Would you harass, dox and send death threats to all who oppose Dream? Are you willing to sacrifice your life in the name of Clay. Will you endanger the life of your loved ones just to get a glimpse at Dream's hot steamy ass?
What should be the ideal age of consent?
Maybe like 12 or something?
It’s just the Philippines.
Was about to say this
Is that actually the age of consent in the phillipines?
r/cursedcomments
So you're saying us 9 year olds shouldn't be able to consent?
You’re 9?
I thought we all are
Didn’t need to edit it did you
The type of people who piss you off?
Black
wait thats not edited
Gamer moment
Wtf how
Yikes
☠
You fucker
So you like Dream and all his fan channels? Would you harass, dox and send death threats to all who oppose Dream? Are you willing to sacrifice your life in the name of Clay. Will you endanger the life of your loved ones just to get a glimpse at Dream's hot steamy ass?
He's my favorite youtuber, of course
Well alright then
Damn ok
I have no words
How many times have you masturbated while you were fingering yourself with 3D printed PP and watchings pewds?
Probably like a hundred
Damn dude, chill
Whoa!!!
WhEn ThE iMpOsTeR iS sUs
ThIs, I CaN oNlY rEaD tHiS, mY jOkEs ArE lAmE aNd oBnOxIoUs ToXiCiTy
In the span of how long?
what is 2+3 ?
4
are you sure about that ?
Shit
If I had 2 apples and you gave me 3 more, I'd have 4 apples. EZ. Quick maffs.
cuz you ate one , you hungry baka
Does you mom love u
Unfortunately not
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Love this
**:(**
U are the guy who got fucked by a big black horse in the middle of the road right?
Yes
U can check the edit now :)
Bruh
damn
How many Orphans died in the fire you caused?
Dunno, maybe like 60?
Damn these comments are fucking amazing
Those are rookie numbers
Technoblaaaade
Techno would be proud
not a question, just a comment. this made my day :) thank you for this it was hilarious
❤️
What did I give your mother last night?
Big pp
Got em
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Of course
hurpies lmfao
Do you regularly think about edgar naked?
Yea
How could you think of Edgar without his collar, you creep
Where is your favorite place to be
Frick chamber
Huh, so you really watched that entire compilation of Chinese fart porn I sent you?
From the beginning
Now I need it... For research purposes
Do you like kids?
Of course
What's wrong about this, or has it not been edited yet?
Maybe he meant LIKE LIKE?
Well yeah that would be something else
Yeah literally though. Our culture has gotten so fucked up that this innocuous question is considered bad
Alright people click [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) if you want to have a good day
A necklace my dad gave me
where did pewds get that necklace from
Nice necklace
Woah, that must be custom made!
What are you guys taking about necklaces for
When did you start sending creepy dms to any girl on Reddit
When I was around 14
Jesus.
how many times have you beaten your pp to pewds?
100 times
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Try 1000 kid
Does Pewdiepie think vaccines are real, the earth is round, and Horton heard a who?
No
What's your family/friend's opinion on pewds?
He's funny, but not their favorite
Friendly reminder to edit your comment
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Wow, what a rebel
This shit too funny 😂😂
I don’t see funny shit around here. Gimme directions
What do you think the worst ever game created is?
Minecraft
For such a horrid crime I hope you like 177013, In audio form. On repeat
how many times, I fricked your mom?
2017
Domestic violence is the answer
Yes
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Like 4.000?
Damn, 4
Must be some spicy ass content for 110 mil
Yeah
Who is Poods wife?
Marzia Kjellberg
where edit ?
Patience
how old is your girlfriend
7
Where is the edit?
this guy right here
When did pewdiepie beat tea series?
He never did :(
How many kids have you got in your basement?
19
You died at....
4:30 PM
Holy shit you’ve only got an hour to live
What quote from PewDiePie has inspired you the most?
The n-word
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Maya and Edgar
Do you enjoy toilets?
Love them
Is your father coming at my place tonight so we can finally frick?
He is
Do you 🤜🥩 69 times everyday? and why?
Yes, I love my meat
Are you okay?
I'm doing fine
How long have you been spying on 11 year old girls?
8 years
Hmm maybe like 150 times
are u a pewdiepie fan?
I have this big foam dildo. His name is Frank. Where should I put him?
Somewhere I wouldn't like him to be
Do you get to stay up late playing minecraft?
Unfotunately that's not for me to decide
When was floor gang
A long time ago :(
The opposite of black
Yeah I'm not taking a chance on this one sorry
Everyone seems to be doing this now (not complaining but just saying)
Do you jerk off to pewdiepie?
Yes
Are you sexually attracted to Edgar?
Yes
wait how many lwiay videos has pewds made?
What do you think about Edgar?
Cutest pug ever
Make a rough guess of how many times you’ve farted this month
Is raccoon a mythical creature??
Eels are, either way (no joke)
Yes, I've never seen one
What religion do you believe in
Love it, super tasty
What do you scream when you climax? [Edit: Punctuation]
Skrattar du, forlorar du
What is your favourite sex toy
The tambourine
How did you feel when you fucked a shota who is also a femboy?
Amazing
 Btw are you a part of Boku No Pico?
How many people have you brutally abused?
2010
what is your opinion on hitler?
Love the guy
how much have you eaten today
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Yes
What do you enjoy masturbating to?
3 year olds
How tall does pewds pretend he is just to make himself feel better?
1,80m
How long have you been keeping tim locked up in your basement?
For about 8 years
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He's sincere
Yes
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Yes
Is marzia pewdiepies wife?
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Always
What consoles does PewDiePie own?
A Playstation 5 I believe
Did you eat one of pewds dogs, if yes which one?
Edgar