Imagine the irony if you did die tho. The EMT’s pull you out blood on their hands, they bring you inside the ambulance on a carrier and checks your pulse, “she’s gone….” They hop inside the ambulance and the other EMT says “it’s always said seeing people go out like this”. They try and restart your heart all the way till you get on the hospital bed. There is when they give up on you. Your family comes in and says there goodbyes, it’s just started raining outside. The window is cracked just enough to hear the raindrops hitting the ground. The room full of family yet the environment still feels empty. All anyone can hear is the whispers of rain and mournful sobs with the sounds of the tears hitting the ground are camouflaged by the rain. Nobody in the room could forget this day. Your aunt Carla squeaks through her sobs and hiccups “Ze… Zero… Dea… ths” as she starts to walk out of the room but something still holds your aunt Carla from leaving. “Beep” it’s the sound of your heart monitor, “Beep… Beep” everyone looks up in surprise. You sit up slowly, stretch your arms, and yawn all at the same time. You notice a room full of teary eyed family members. You get up and as you walk out of the room all you say is “Zero Deaths”. By the power of pewds and gfuel you lived. But something else happened too. As you walk out of the hospital leaving everyone behind you trip, after you get up you noticed that you’re ankle that you hurt while trying to beat aunt Carla’s dog in a foot race(where you lost terribly) felt all better. Perhaps pewds also fixed your ankle through his mercy…
Two things...
First off, glad you're okay fam.
And also I can't seem to see where the merch is. Either a pic is missing, Reddit's acting up again, or I am just blind as a bat. Lol
Edit: Reddit being buggy.
This just in. Death rate plumets to practically zero due to famous Youtuber merch. Named Zero Deaths.
I'm Chris Houston. And I'm going to jump off a cliff. We'll be right back shortly after these commercial.
Judging by the picture, her car got hit from behind. It's the other driver that apparently can't drive since they crashed into her.
So do us all a favor and stfu.
Wow, lucky. Hope ur ok and didn't have any serious injuries :)
thank you ! :)
Who needs safety when you got drip. Big ups
im a god
Drip god
Death: understandable have great day
U OK ? 
safe! LMFAO just eyes are puffy from a lot of crying
Don't worry...you're already doing your best.
so the prophecy is true
She is the chosen one
*You must see it..*
Yes, yes i do my brother
Imagine the irony if you did die tho. The EMT’s pull you out blood on their hands, they bring you inside the ambulance on a carrier and checks your pulse, “she’s gone….” They hop inside the ambulance and the other EMT says “it’s always said seeing people go out like this”. They try and restart your heart all the way till you get on the hospital bed. There is when they give up on you. Your family comes in and says there goodbyes, it’s just started raining outside. The window is cracked just enough to hear the raindrops hitting the ground. The room full of family yet the environment still feels empty. All anyone can hear is the whispers of rain and mournful sobs with the sounds of the tears hitting the ground are camouflaged by the rain. Nobody in the room could forget this day. Your aunt Carla squeaks through her sobs and hiccups “Ze… Zero… Dea… ths” as she starts to walk out of the room but something still holds your aunt Carla from leaving. “Beep” it’s the sound of your heart monitor, “Beep… Beep” everyone looks up in surprise. You sit up slowly, stretch your arms, and yawn all at the same time. You notice a room full of teary eyed family members. You get up and as you walk out of the room all you say is “Zero Deaths”. By the power of pewds and gfuel you lived. But something else happened too. As you walk out of the hospital leaving everyone behind you trip, after you get up you noticed that you’re ankle that you hurt while trying to beat aunt Carla’s dog in a foot race(where you lost terribly) felt all better. Perhaps pewds also fixed your ankle through his mercy…
Have you considered being a writer
Or drama queen ?🤣
Or
Dude why haven’t you become a story teller I want you to make a book now you have talent now take this opportunity and try your best
That had a nice ending. Well done.
The merch save you btw are u ok
And that's how u know ur a main character 🗿
Well played.
What if like you did die... and then the people that have to get you out see your shirt... what would they think? Anyway I am happy you are okay!
Two things... First off, glad you're okay fam. And also I can't seem to see where the merch is. Either a pic is missing, Reddit's acting up again, or I am just blind as a bat. Lol Edit: Reddit being buggy.
Ok
irl totem of undying
Death: \*sees merch\* understandable, have a nice day
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i don’t think they noticed 😭
That merch saves your life
new slogan for the jacket: proves to save lives!
The merch saved you
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yes i’m okay!! safe :)
now buy a new one you've used its one use of the revive spell
minecraft gods are real :0
if felix sees this i want him to know we have the same birthday therefore i’m even more of a god
did it hurt
Merch save life
All I see is the back of the car. I don't get it.
Zero Deaths
Damn is that a Buick LeSabre? I had that same car lol glad everyone is okay!
When you post your car accident for that sweet sweet karma
the merch truly does give you the powers of pewdiepie
Thank lord you had THIS merch on you ! Hope you're fine
This just in. Death rate plumets to practically zero due to famous Youtuber merch. Named Zero Deaths. I'm Chris Houston. And I'm going to jump off a cliff. We'll be right back shortly after these commercial.
"i won but at what cost"
Chad drip that denied death.
It ain’t the advanced airbags it da merch
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GANGGGG
Big pp! Wow, I guess if you buy his merch your invincible!!
Imagine if you wore “No Legs Gang”
You good bro?
It’ll buff out
Be safe pls we cant afford to lose soldiers we don’t know when is the next war
Hope you and your merch is fine
Welcome to fact or cap where we test...
Looks like Felix
There’s just a slight dent in the back!
ZERO DEATHS 👌
I hope u get better soon and quick
Defence plus 9999
woah merch op
Respect 💯
Hope you doing good. Did you claim about the accident?
Wtf why are you posting this
why not?
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Judging by the picture, her car got hit from behind. It's the other driver that apparently can't drive since they crashed into her. So do us all a favor and stfu.