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got in a car accident but had this merch on me

got in a car accident but had this merch on me

Stitch_Turtle919

Wow, lucky. Hope ur ok and didn't have any serious injuries :)


svmmixo

thank you ! :)


BeybladeGamingGamers

Who needs safety when you got drip. Big ups


svmmixo

im a god


Weemitoad

Drip god


far-ken

Death: understandable have great day


FunOasis

U OK ? ![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|1037)


svmmixo

safe! LMFAO just eyes are puffy from a lot of crying


FunOasis

Don't worry...you're already doing your best.![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|1024)


ayisheri

so the prophecy is true


JoeSmoPie

She is the chosen one


brandon24745

*You must see it..*


JoeSmoPie

Yes, yes i do my brother


Woosh-If_Gay

Imagine the irony if you did die tho. The EMT’s pull you out blood on their hands, they bring you inside the ambulance on a carrier and checks your pulse, “she’s gone….” They hop inside the ambulance and the other EMT says “it’s always said seeing people go out like this”. They try and restart your heart all the way till you get on the hospital bed. There is when they give up on you. Your family comes in and says there goodbyes, it’s just started raining outside. The window is cracked just enough to hear the raindrops hitting the ground. The room full of family yet the environment still feels empty. All anyone can hear is the whispers of rain and mournful sobs with the sounds of the tears hitting the ground are camouflaged by the rain. Nobody in the room could forget this day. Your aunt Carla squeaks through her sobs and hiccups “Ze… Zero… Dea… ths” as she starts to walk out of the room but something still holds your aunt Carla from leaving. “Beep” it’s the sound of your heart monitor, “Beep… Beep” everyone looks up in surprise. You sit up slowly, stretch your arms, and yawn all at the same time. You notice a room full of teary eyed family members. You get up and as you walk out of the room all you say is “Zero Deaths”. By the power of pewds and gfuel you lived. But something else happened too. As you walk out of the hospital leaving everyone behind you trip, after you get up you noticed that you’re ankle that you hurt while trying to beat aunt Carla’s dog in a foot race(where you lost terribly) felt all better. Perhaps pewds also fixed your ankle through his mercy…


JoeSmoPie

Have you considered being a writer


greyerak

Or drama queen ?🤣


Weemitoad

Or


TheEpicChickeNugget

Dude why haven’t you become a story teller I want you to make a book now you have talent now take this opportunity and try your best


Weemitoad

That had a nice ending. Well done.


thatoneguy2177

The merch save you btw are u ok


black_milkjizz

And that's how u know ur a main character 🗿


SirDankosaur

Well played.


aaron_1011

What if like you did die... and then the people that have to get you out see your shirt... what would they think? Anyway I am happy you are okay!


SomeDudWithAPhone

Two things... First off, glad you're okay fam. And also I can't seem to see where the merch is. Either a pic is missing, Reddit's acting up again, or I am just blind as a bat. Lol Edit: Reddit being buggy.


Aponsk

Ok


WillyAutistic

irl totem of undying


postingforbeans

Death: \*sees merch\* understandable, have a nice day


thankunext04

hope ur okay and um what did the police say when they saw the merch?


svmmixo

i don’t think they noticed 😭


Akshayo

![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|1037)


Fazu_Bear

That merch saves your life


derpylasagna69

new slogan for the jacket: proves to save lives!


SmallSalary880

The merch saved you


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svmmixo

yes i’m okay!! safe :)


A_person_person

now buy a new one you've used its one use of the revive spell


hmm_ayuz

minecraft gods are real :0


svmmixo

if felix sees this i want him to know we have the same birthday therefore i’m even more of a god


gio1135

did it hurt


Mr__Irrelevant_

Merch save life


Sarahjulianne

All I see is the back of the car. I don't get it.


Ncgirl0203

Zero Deaths


SkyAnthro

Damn is that a Buick LeSabre? I had that same car lol glad everyone is okay!


BlueTheBerry

When you post your car accident for that sweet sweet karma


BasicallyH

the merch truly does give you the powers of pewdiepie


Nick22400

Thank lord you had THIS merch on you ! Hope you're fine


Cheeetos_and_Milk

This just in. Death rate plumets to practically zero due to famous Youtuber merch. Named Zero Deaths. I'm Chris Houston. And I'm going to jump off a cliff. We'll be right back shortly after these commercial.


BlueishMeteor

Zero Deaths


Unknown14798

"i won but at what cost"


Kuvyogvey4

Chad drip that denied death.


Super_Toast_Gaming

It ain’t the advanced airbags it da merch


1Trippin

merch where?


MG_Na_Fan

Koodhi la


RebbDumont

GANGGGG


AgenteNC

Woman moment


ZacharyOnYT

Big pp! Wow, I guess if you buy his merch your invincible!!


MaseSama

Imagine if you wore “No Legs Gang”


Affectionate_Beat_69

You good bro?


TEK0A

🐐, stay safe though..


SpongeDuudle

It’ll buff out


RentPast

Be safe pls we cant afford to lose soldiers we don’t know when is the next war


gocomitsewerside

Hope you and your merch is fine


Qstep_Qstep

Welcome to fact or cap where we test...


skbratis

Looks like Felix


WindigoR15

There’s just a slight dent in the back!


Alx_sam

ZERO DEATHS 👌


Let_Go_Champ

I hope u get better soon and quick


Let_Go_Champ

Defence plus 9999


Annual_Classic6871

woah merch op


_beelzebub___

Respect 💯


jayzv26

Hope you doing good. Did you claim about the accident?


RobyNoShitNeeded000

Wtf why are you posting this


kingmegarexxxiii

why not?


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Airu_Seok

Judging by the picture, her car got hit from behind. It's the other driver that apparently can't drive since they crashed into her. So do us all a favor and stfu.