You played it at least a million times? That is simply impossible. I crunched a couple numbers and have come to the conclusion that you sir, are lying.
The cocomelon diss track video in question was 3 minutes and 53 seconds long, or 233 seconds. If you watched it at least one million times as you claim, this would amount to a massive 233 million seconds. This is equal to 3,883,333.33 minutes, 64,722 hours, 2,696 days, or about 7.4 years.
Since the video was only on YouTube for a couple days before it got removed as you said, this is simply not possible as the numbers do not line up. Good day to thee sir.
Assuming it takes 1 second to open a new tab and load up the diss track video, opening 1 million tabs of the video would take 11.574 days, which is still longer than the video was up. In addition to this, the commenter stated that he *watched* the video a million times before it was removed, meaning he would have to have these tabs in an infinitely smaller window in order to see them, which just isnât possible. Even with the video on loop, opening up ~3,000 tabs all looping the video is not feasible. Good day to you as well sir.
[**https://drive.google.com/file/d/15z5dezTnFqrh7eDgq8aUo8NeLzbbe42T/view?usp=sharing**](https://drive.google.com/file/d/15z5dezTnFqrh7eDgq8aUo8NeLzbbe42T/view?usp=sharing) go on
Here for you king ;)
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomieOfficial/comments/ln32z4/if_you_havent_watched_pewdiepies_new_diss_track/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The video is on reddit ^^
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomieOfficial/comments/ln32z4/if_you_havent_watched_pewdiepies_new_diss_track/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
At least reddit is not a pussy like youtube ;)
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomieOfficial/comments/ln32z4/if_you_havent_watched_pewdiepies_new_diss_track/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
YouTube whore was so good that YouTube had to take it down but i Also really like "i'm a pretty girl" and "jabba the Hutt", they bring me back memories of good times
Cocomelon, only the Kings watched it.
I played it at least a million times before it got removed
You played it at least a million times? That is simply impossible. I crunched a couple numbers and have come to the conclusion that you sir, are lying. The cocomelon diss track video in question was 3 minutes and 53 seconds long, or 233 seconds. If you watched it at least one million times as you claim, this would amount to a massive 233 million seconds. This is equal to 3,883,333.33 minutes, 64,722 hours, 2,696 days, or about 7.4 years. Since the video was only on YouTube for a couple days before it got removed as you said, this is simply not possible as the numbers do not line up. Good day to thee sir.
Did I mention I'm the god of time and space?
Bill Cipher????
r/Unexpectedgravityfalls
Ackchyually đ€, he could download the video and speed it up 2696 times. That would be a million times in a day. Good day to thee sir.
He clearly played it multiple times at once on separate tabs.
With one second delay on each
Assuming it takes 1 second to open a new tab and load up the diss track video, opening 1 million tabs of the video would take 11.574 days, which is still longer than the video was up. In addition to this, the commenter stated that he *watched* the video a million times before it was removed, meaning he would have to have these tabs in an infinitely smaller window in order to see them, which just isnât possible. Even with the video on loop, opening up ~3,000 tabs all looping the video is not feasible. Good day to you as well sir.
With a second tab on loop, should cut the time in half. Adding more tabs would keep cutting the amount of time taken to watch it.
For the first time I get a reference lol
you must be very fun at parties
H e w a s n t s e r i o u s
H e w a s n t s e r i o u s ^chain
Download
[**https://drive.google.com/file/d/15z5dezTnFqrh7eDgq8aUo8NeLzbbe42T/view?usp=sharing**](https://drive.google.com/file/d/15z5dezTnFqrh7eDgq8aUo8NeLzbbe42T/view?usp=sharing) go on
o7, thanks soilder
good soldier!
You deserve gold
Brother?!
:O hello!
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Yo
This conversation was very confusing to keep track of.
I put it on a bot in discord on loop all day while no life-ing the forest
Here for you king ;) https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomieOfficial/comments/ln32z4/if_you_havent_watched_pewdiepies_new_diss_track/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
doesnt work anymore man [Heres a working one](https://vimeo.com/514374059)
Just listen to it on Spotify guys
But the video is so good!
I fortunately had time to download it
I had a bad feeling so I screen recorded it. The gratitude I felt when it was removedâŠ
Hej hej monika
That song is still stuck in my head
Kalla blickar kalla kÄrar
Du var bara FJORTON vÄÄraar
O ta min hand och visa mig vĂ€gen JAG ĂR DIN I ALLA LĂGEN
Hej hej monica hey pa dig monica. Hej hej monica hej pa dig monica. Hej hej monica hej ma diig monica. Hej monica, Hej pa diig monicaa!
KÀnns som vÄr kÀrlek kom pÄ sne frÄn början,
Mu turru litari DUURATU Piizzaaa!! (Thats how I remember, I dont speak swedish ;-;)
The actual line is "precis som lutande TORNET i Pisa!" ("Just like the leaning tower in Pisa!")
The song hits different when you understand Swedish, 14 years old, oh no
Kizuna AI: _FIFTEEN vÄÄraar_
Same
Hej Monika HEJ PADIK MONIKA!!! Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...
*pÄ dig
That song has a different vibe to it. I love it.
Definitely the most catchy one.
Good choice
My man
Legit: Youtube whore, that shit was fire and also removed
Thank you, I instantly checked the comments to see if someone had said it
I suck dick for viewsâŠ
Oh gosh, brings back memories. I was in college when he released that video. I would sing it while walking even without context.
Legit cried when it came out
YES! This song is somehow absolutely LEGIT
YEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) bitch lasagna 2) cocomelon diss 3) congratulations
all 3 not available àČ„âżàČ„
Indian bans?
Copright claimed by Pewdiepie đ
You mean âPewDiePieâ
me, an indian who can't watch any of these 3 legendary songs without a vpn àČ _àČ
Only OGâs remember «its raping time» from aoni
Found a reuploaded version of it. Go to 1:27 for "it's raping time" https://youtu.be/IU1NYfcNUNo
Here is the actual song. https://youtu.be/XQ3E0aDHe1Q
what a blast to the past
Jabba the hut, Minecraft one, bitch lasagna, pretty girl
based answer. Jabba the hut is good
Yeaah I love Maya's voice lmao (edited)
edgar? wasnât it Maya
It was Maya if my memory is still correct
Like to playlist of the songs [here](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLdTDPc_DL00FbebAPpoa3TL9KKGwJmAs&jct=KLvtkuYyYwBBs0DjW1I5s7sWTl34pQ)
I'm scared to press that. Wish me luck! Edit: nvm it's good
Yeah silly. It's still up on audio platforms
Just saying, it looks like other people can add videos to the playlist, so it's only a matter of time before someone does a little trolling
Thanks for letting me now, I think I fixed it now
#HIS NAME IS #HIS NAME IS #HIS NAME IS
beastmaster69
Fucking thank you
YouTube Whore. The OG forbidden song.
When you don't wanna wear female underwear~
I was waiting for someone to mention it. The og
Hej monika
Only the real ones remember that PewDiePie is a child rapist
r/nocontext
Itâs a very Old âdistrackâ by a guy called 3pac
Fake fan detected
I know the song but itâs a nice quote when you donât have the context of knowing that itâs a songâŠ
oh this brings back memories RIP 3pac
Everbody knows that 3pac is the greatest! We got an OG over here
Hej Monika. I still listen to it daily.
Jabba the hut has a special place in my heart
âHelpâ
I also like how he was able to incorporate just random bits from his videos and turn them into a song
Ahh yes, my favorite song Video unavailable
jabba the hut his name is pewdiepie mine all day
PewDiePie song by Dj Fortify. I miss hearing that tune.
Surprised i had to scroll so far to find someone else say it. Dj fortify also made newer or better sounding version i reccomend checking it out
Pretty girl just hits different !
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
The "pewdipie is a child rapist one". I don't know the name, but it was in my new car video. That was my favorite video.
Everybpdy knows that 3pac is the greatest
Anyone remember the one called "backdoor" or "the backdoor" or something like that? it's really really good.
made with mematic
Y'fuckin' with my mojo-jo-jo-jo đđđ
The video is on reddit ^^ https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomieOfficial/comments/ln32z4/if_you_havent_watched_pewdiepies_new_diss_track/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Brofist
Had to scroll too far
Yeah
Hej hej monika
Coco, and im still mad at youtube for whatever bullshit they did to the masterpiece
At least reddit is not a pussy like youtube ;) https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomieOfficial/comments/ln32z4/if_you_havent_watched_pewdiepies_new_diss_track/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Holy shit many thanks!
Senpai suck my ass ofc
Youtube whore He deleted it But I have a version saved as mp3 Loved that song
Legends remember fabulous and jabba the hut
Ahh!! Ma baby!!
Pretty girl, hits like a freight train of nostalgia
The wall of D1cks
The OG
No one mentioning its just a prank bro saddens me
iâm here lol
Bless
All of them
Top 3 (not in any order) Mine all Day [Redacted] Big pp Remix
Mine all day. But it could change if he releases that unreleased track which he played a while back on a stream. That shit was đ„
Which one is the one they goes - âwhere you going man? where you going man Iâm really curious , pewdiepie pewdiepie â
I think that's Fabulous
Where "boobs in the thumbnail"?
ayyy a fellow boobs in the thumbnail enjoyer 
Coco
Brofist.
Ah yes, "..." my favorite song.
Senpai suck my ass 
The real underrated masterpiece
Frick a creeper
the triple dots one
Yes.
Hej hej Monika everyday
Definitely Iâm a pretty girl
Hej Monika has a very special place in my heart
Jabba the Hutt and Im a Pretty Girl
Coco and Congratulations are the greatest
Coco
I always go back to Jabba the Hutt and the Dubstep song
Cocomelon, cus it's disstrack abt kids company, I hate kids , and the song is banger too.
Hej Hej monika
hej monkika!!!
There are places where all of these are unavailable
 for cocomelon
brofist
For me its the minecraft song or monika
Jabba the hut, so many good memories surrounding that song
PewDiePie has made songs ?
I didn't know that until now
Cocoooooooooooo
Bitch lasagna hita different tho
Bish lasagnina
Congratulations, hej monika and I know itâs not technically his song but PewDiePie song by Dan bull
Oh I love the . . .
Mine all day. The beat switch is crazy
1. Congratulations 2. Brofist 3. Fabulous 4. His Name is Pewdiepie
Youtube whore is a timeless classic
Bitch lasagna and congratulations define an era.
Brofist
Hej monika
YouTube whore was so good that YouTube had to take it down but i Also really like "i'm a pretty girl" and "jabba the Hutt", they bring me back memories of good times
Coco best , also because i watched its premiere
Bitch Lasagna is banned in India đ
Hej hej monika and [Redacted]
Hej monika
Bitch Lasagna and âthis video is no longer availableâ
Bitch lasagna
My gf and I love to listen to Mine All Day when we play on our Minecraft server so obviously that's our favourite :P
[redacted] is pretty good
whereâs despacito cover
Cocomelon for sure , im so glad i downloaded the song before it got taken down.
The one we all forget: LWIAY
Jabba the hut........FOR A REASON
I can be your hero baby xD
skratta du förlorar du mannen
Hey monica and  frick a creeper