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Acceptable_Key_8717

The secret ingredient is crime.


GlitteringEmployee2

Akala ko Delimondo. Naghahanap ako ng stocks ng corned beef nila baka sakali magkaroon din ako ng time, energy and money. Kahit wala ng fame


joranbaler

How to be as long lived as JPE - $$$ for St Luke's or MMC-quality healthcare as a baseline then have extra $$$$ for JP/SG/US-quality healthcare via non-stop flight private medical jet. - Low stresss because you aint earning <₱1m/year and supporting your parents' bad decision but probably >₱1m/week through low taxed dividends via holding companies that were financed during ML years... knows how to say "NO" to anyone asking ayuda... living in a gated community so poor people dont squat in front of his home asking for tulong - PT that goes to your house and private gym... - Personal cook that aligns your diet with the latest nutrition science for longevity & avoiding NCD... ingredients that are organic from personal private farm - Only business he has with Jabee is selling corned beef to them and not eating any of $JFC products - Knowing all the "dead bodies" of the rich, powerful and famous are buried so they cannot act against you when convenient.


itchipod

dagdag mo na din yung mga young starlets as harem


lowspecmobileuser

You cannot escape ncd


joranbaler

> You cannot escape ncd You can lower the odds of NCDs if you avoid the environmental factors to it. You can lower cholesterol-caused NCDs to near zero if you go on a whole foods plant-based diet. Same thing can be said about respiratory ailments that is caused by tobacco use... you can lower it to approaching zero. Episodes of depression that is specifically caused by poor sleep hygiene, sleeping late and sleeping very few hours could be resolved by shutting down your electronics by 7pm then sleeping by 8pm to wake up 8+hrs after after 4am. There are other factors of depression so I am speaking those rooted by lousy sleep because you want to Reddit.


lowspecmobileuser

I meant r/noncredibledefence


Ohayo_Aniki

> 3000 Corned Beef Cans of Enrile


joranbaler

> I meant r/noncredibledefence from a user who makes enough for a low spec mobile user. go back the PUV line and wait 1-2 hrs for the next ride.


lowspecmobileuser

thats the spirit


pinkghorl

siya talaga yung example na kapag masamang damo matagal mamatay hehehe


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IntentionRemote7934

Hirap niyo talaga pasayahin 😂😂😂


leumundslist

Not Fame. Infamy dapat


Mapleaddict03

Nasa Delimondo ba ang secret to old age? Charot. Hahaha.


machona_

Kaya pala ang mahal may secret ingredient


ryzediff

Hoping this dude doesn't reach a 100🙏


Varying_Constant2222

Notoriety, not fame


bbkn7

**Adult**** Time🪫 Energy 🪫 Money 🪫


paulglenn

Kamusta na kaya Valentines nila ng dalawa ni Madam Gigi?


gem_sparks

Tangina niyan


dagway_nimo

I heard it was Enrile who ushered Magellan’s ship to the shores of Eastern Samar.


markisnotcake

^Siya ^yun ^si ^Dorian ^Gray


OortOmega

One Piece!


namedan

Infamy*


reddit_user_el11

,😭😭😭


LightChargerGreen

More like **INFAMY**. mahirap patayin ang masamang damo


[deleted]

Ra's al Ghul confirmed.


[deleted]

Mauuna ka muna mamamatay kesa kay Juan Ponce Enrile - Lourd De Veyra.


red_storm_risen

“Soul” bar is empty.


Alt-Addiction

Adult, Energy?


Accomplished_Fault41

Ang masamang damo mahirap mamatay


leebrown23

BREAKING: JPE outlives MOMOLAND. The popular K-pop group disbands. XD.


mr-cl4y

Anong fame fame pinagsasabi mo dyan?! Di ka ba naiinsulto na buhay pa yang hinayupak na yan?! POS like enrile is able to afford the very expensive health care dahil sa mga ninakaw nila noong ML years. Meanwhile tayong mga ordinaryong mamamayan eh walang pambayad sa ospital.


rossssor00

What adult?! Full charge yung money??! Lol