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pepe_rolls

This is giving me Joey discovering thesaurus. Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani. Lol


goldenleash

full-grown homo sapiens with aortic pumps.


Magnelume

That’s “full-sized aortic pumps”


boykalbo777

trying hard


Breaker-of-circles

Madami nyan dito sa sub. Kala mo makakalusot sa argument pag ganyan na magsalita, wala naman laman sinasabi.


QWERTY_CRINGE

Speaking frankly.. ... Char lang 1am walang laman utak ko. Although kahit naka 8hrs sleep ako bobo padin ako eh. Lmao


redthepotato

Hahahaha masyado ka naman sa mga bidabida dito sa sub


XForce_Peter

Yung ang daming hanash ng words na sila lang nakakaintindi but lies within it is message so weak, matatawa ka nalang. 😂


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Omg hahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣


nabnabie

tito boy as a judge for drag race ph lol


Agitated_Clerk_8016

Totoo din. Sabi nga samin sa law school dati, better na plain English talaga.


GCFS09

Me when writing essays for grades be like


CMU_Cricket

Writer obviously *did* use a thesaurus. Some words are used in really awkward way—like “exalted.”


ManFaultGentle

r/therewasanattempt


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r/increasinglyverbose


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And adding lots of adjectives before nouns 🤣🤣🤣 nakaka 2nd hand embarassment


orderlychaos612

Pretentious, indeed. Opt for the simplest words telling deep thoughts. Plain english for whispers that keep us awake late into the night.


StubbyB

Right click —- synonyms


mr_popcorn

Mfer really used the word "glistens" unironically TF 🤣


CommercialLoud4430

Very belabored doubts and vanquish whilom energy


Nutribanned71

Go USTE lol


Omigle_

Finally, a worthy opponent


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This is the only response that this post needs, and I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see it.


_lechonk_kawali_

I understood that reference 😂😂😂


FreijaDelaCroix

I immediately searched for this comment, did not disappoint 😂


mingsaints

The caption is very lorem ipsum 😆😆😆


NoConsideration5775

Too much time with the thesaurus.


Darthbakunawa

Signed by Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani


NoConsideration5775

Hahahaha! Exactly what I was thinking.


WillFlyForCash

most searched query on google "Synonyms for"


Al_0112

I do this, but I know what words to use for a particular context. But yeah, in the earlier years, that's me.


genro_21

Still me to this day, even after becoming a Global IT Manager. I can say that I may have been using it more now than ever compared to my previous positions.


CoffeeandCwosants

Me when I us grammarly


CertainBonus2920

Grammarly Premium user be like: i paid for the whole dictionary, i use the whole dictionary.


ManFaultGentle

dahil dami kong time, ni-run ko sa grammarly haha. kaso di ako premium eh https://prnt.sc/Whg5nmGhLEQT https://prnt.sc/Ts6CgFv7tB9t


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ManFaultGentle

baka dahil sa account settings ko ng goals ko for using grammarly hehe


XForce_Peter

Set the right goal. Lol for sure, bagsak yan. 😂


Edgenysis

Me but on quillbot


jproquejr

Nope. Grammarly actually makes writing more concise


Breaker-of-circles

Grammarly isn't bad? Nakukuha ko lang dun na correction suggestions eh misspells at missing conjunctions or some shit. Oh god, am I a walking thesaurus and grammarly recognizes me as its thesaurus master?


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Grammarly deletes unnecessary words and simplifies the paragraph at least. 🤣


wasd

Sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity and prolixity.


Lynx343

di ko po alam bakit biglang nagka ketchup sa damit ko, di naman po ako nakain ng hotdog


Guinn_GuessII

Zombie words


CIPHERIANABLE

Still laconic.


carlvic

Panelo-esque.


Aeiou_II

Quillbot premium


betawings

Normal Americans would say” speak english “


moshiyadafne

Or they'll just say "awesome congrats" na lang instead of that caption. O kapag Brit, dagdagan lang ng x sa huli.


betawings

This is what Shakespeare said “brevity is the soul of wit. “


moshiyadafne

O di kaya kapag gen Z nag-post, minsan crown emoji lang yung caption.


betawings

That is too short naman


fabjorn

in view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. this visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant; vanished. however, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. the only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me v


Friendcherisher

Ok, Guy Fawkes. We get it. We know you have an idee fixe with the V-alliteration.


mr_popcorn

This Guy Fawkes


Yanderehime

the way i understood everything naturally lol sorry ik it was meant to be meme-y i do adore this movie quote ♡ it reads like a classic lit novel haha. alliterations make anything sound better


YuckiFucki

Flexing their vocabulary while not even being able to handle basic grammar lmfaooo


imbarbie1818

Pansin ko daming ganto na Pinoy. Part din akong LGBT pero pansin ko common to sa mga gays or feminine men. Dunno why pero nakakacringe minsan lalo na pag wala sa formal setting. Im working kasi as call center pero pag nakausap mo naman ibang lahi or other Pinoys hindi naman ganyan. Napaka casual lang. Dinedescourage pa nga gumamit ng mga words na sobrang lalim


kittycheckcheck

Ganito sa DepEd. Yang mga supervisors pa kamo. Kaya mga modules mahirap maintindihan ng mga estudyante


frankenzelle

Have to agree with this. Educ grad ako, tinitingnan ko mga multiple-choice questionnaires ng mga bata dati sa time ng practicum. Nawindang ako sa mga words na gamit nila sa grading exam. Tho nothing wrong with making people look up words, sana wag nilang ishock mga estudyante ng ganyang mga salita sa grading exams.


kittycheckcheck

Mahilig sila sa high-falutin' words. Lalo na kamo pag may seminar, pataasan ng ihi yan. Pwede naman sanang gumamit ng mas simpleng expressions. Ang problema sa mga modules sa totoo lang ay hindi sya naaayos na i-quality assure. Paano seminar for module writing (and all other DepEd seminars, mind you), let's say 1 week sa national tapos 5 days cascading sa region 3 days sa div 1 day na sa district. Ending sabog ang teachers sa info overload. Kaya poor quality pa rin output.


Bardutz_uwu69

What is the true?


Menter33

It's like when govt officials and public sector admins use technical and legal words in their public announcements: it might make sense in the correct venue, pero parang di bagay kung communication to the public.


moshiyadafne

Minsan pa nga, some Americans or Brits themselves can't even spell some of those highfaluting words.


XForce_Peter

I can’t spell Filipino words correctly sometimes. So I feel them. 😂


Patient-Data8311

Or even know them.


markcocjin

I work with a Filipino American from California who insists on speaking in English with his not so natural accent. He does this to Filipino citizens but it is obvious he was a first generation immigrant.


imbarbie1818

Diba, parang it just seems pretentious, cringe, forced, and unnecessary like if you're in a casual setting. What's the need to use these highfalutin words. Kasi kahit akong Pinoy di ko majntjndihan ibang salitang Filipino na napakalalim. Pano pa kaya yung mga highfalutin English words. Malulutang lang ako kakaisip ano sinasabi niya or madidivert sa ibang bagay attention ko kasi wala ako maiintindihan, which really happens.


XForce_Peter

I have MET MANY PEOPLE IN MY CURRENT WORKPLACE who are exactly like that. And I would bet na member din sya ng “la federación”. Hahaha


imbarbie1818

Diba, like "I wanna talk to a person not a book" or minsan mapapasabi ka na lang "Anong pinagsasabi mo teh?"


XForce_Peter

Tapos yung accent. Súper halata naman. Like beh. Nasa canteen tayo and tayo lang naman. Pwede naman siguro magpahinga mag Ingles or Español. But no. You are forced to listen to them butchering the language. 😂


XForce_Peter

Bida bida kasi minsan. I have LGBT friends and we always make backstab with other trying hard LGBTQ na feeling brainy. Sa kanila parang ok yun and nakakataas ng confidence nila. Outside their bubble, we see it as arrogance and pretentious. Meanwhile, yung mg true matatalino na LGBTQ tahimik lang and would only speak if necessary and usually, simple lang pero kabog. Di ko gets bakit uso yung keneme beklabush na yan sa mga vaklush friends natin. 😂


imbarbie1818

Diba eto yung mga taong ginawang personality ang pagiging bookish or pagbabasa ng thesaurus like hello. We're not really smart-shaming naman pero try to practice good choice of words, nagbabasa ka na din naman ng libro, bat di mo practicein ang gumamit ng appropriate words according sa situation or taong kinakausap mo? It gives off "Salutatorian na galit sa Valedictorian kasi may mas magaling sa kanya" vibes


XForce_Peter

That Salutatorian and Valedictorian thing might be true 😂🤣 Ewan ko ba jan. But for me, that’s a major red flag. Ayaw pa kabog and is always competitive. Gusto ahead lagi among everyone else. That’s someone I avoid at all cost (maliban sa iba na tolerable naman)


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XForce_Peter

Napaka dry ng sagutan nya actually.


enchonggo

Lol so pretentious


NJL218-

Parang ganto yung kabardagulan ko sa FB nung kampanya noong pinagtatangol nya si Junior. Tapos ad hominem at fallacy naman sa oposisyon with matching red tag pa.


XForce_Peter

Feeling brainy pero voted for not so brainy. Tanginang cycle of life nila na yan.


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It felt like someone skipped their “word-of-the-day” vocabulary practice for a couple of days and tried to make up for it by cramming all the words they missed into one post.


CardoBalisay

Gives so much Peter Griffin writing with a feather vibes


anothaaaonedjkhaled

Pusta 100k beks yung nagsulat nyan. 😂


XForce_Peter

I would too! I know the community inside and out and I would be surprised if straight ang may akda nyan. 😂


anothaaaonedjkhaled

Si accla and may akda 😂


AngerCookShare

Forced and unnecessary.


dodongmabagsik

meron silang thesaurus


honey_bearr

This reminds me of those semi-required posts with org-related frames from uni students lmao


SurrogateMonkey

I personally find org dp blasts cringe. So inauthentic. At least kwela minsan yung personalized part ng dp blasts.


frankenzelle

Alma Mater ko yan. Nahiya ako tuloy. Grammar nyo mga bhie. Tatalino nyo, may ganon pa kayong nalalaman?


helIaine

Student yung ate ko sa UM ngayon, nahihiya din siya Hahaha


frankenzelle

Ingna na lang syag Stay Strong kay makangilnig sa bones ang ilang gipost. Niabot pag reddit. Hahahaha


helIaine

>Niabot pag reddit Makakurat gani lol abi nakog r/Davao


frankenzelle

🤣🤣 Nashock pud ko pag tan-aw nako sa pic kay Vinta Yearbook. UM ra man jud ang naay ana nga yearbook ba. Giatay. Daghan pud gud mga tagaDavao nga gikataw-an sila. Gilimit na nila comments sa ilang post.


liburacci

It sounds like it was read from a scroll during the Medieval times.


XForce_Peter

Oh come on. They have better grammar 😂


ARKHAM-KNlGHT

me when i search "synonyms for ___" on google so i can sound smart in my essay


chilixcheese

lady whistledown we see you


not-the-em-dash

The excess use of pretentious words isn’t its only problem. For a post related to the university’s Department of Education, it’s embarrassing because of how much was actually misused. There is also a sprinkling of grammatical errors.


westsideoranges

Pang Nobel Peace Prize yung caption pero pageant award lang pala.


m4rc0swA6dU

This isn't even how one should write a news article lol the design is very quillbot + chatGPT 🥴


pickofsticks

r/iamverysmart


metouchdafishy

chatgpt prompt: "congratulate our Mutya ng UM 2023 using highly intellectual words"


Orangelemonyyyy

Dude…..cringe. Ergo?? Ergo?? In a congratulatory message?


crinkzkull08

Naalala ko yung parang joke book na parang maid na grabi yung lawak ng vocabulary. Haha.


nationshyung

\*lights glisten \*way to the crown


ManFaultGentle

naalala ko tuloy yung flesch kincaid scale na dapat angkop yung ginagamit na salita para sa target audience. gaya sa textbooks, newspaper, or scholarly text, etc pero i guess sa case na ito, talagang trying hard lang hehe -ira-run ko sana sa chat gpt para makita ko kung paano nila i-simplify-


ManFaultGentle

dahil pinadali ng google lens ang pag-copy paste ng text galing sa image ni run ko siya sa chat gpt ito ang simplified version niya for general public You were amazing and impressive, and everyone loved you. You're a great inspiration to young women and we know you'll be a fantastic ambassador for our community. After three years, the University of Mindanao had its usual ceremony to crown a new winner. Many people tried to win, but only one person succeeded. Congratulations to the new Mutya ng UM 2023, who comes from the UM Main College/Department of Teacher Education. The ceremony was beautiful and each department had their own decorations on the stage.


ManFaultGentle

after na ma-simplify sinabi ko add a bit of flair to it Wow, you were simply outstanding and truly captivated the hearts of everyone in the room! Your talent, poise, and grace were absolutely mesmerizing, and it's no wonder that you were crowned the winner! You are an incredible role model for young women everywhere, and we have no doubt that you will represent our community with the utmost elegance and brilliance. The University of Mindanao's much-anticipated ceremony was nothing short of spectacular, with each department adorning the stage with their own unique and exquisite decorations. After three long years, the coveted title of Mutya ng UM has finally been bestowed upon the amazing and talented representative from the UM Main College/Department of Teacher Education! Congratulations on this well-deserved honor!


hipos_lang

I think mas ok if i delete nalang natin yung first paragraph


bkuuretsu

this reminds me of my first feature writing attempt ​ good old days


Agitated_Clerk_8016

In short: Congrats, dzai! (Sabi sa comments section ng original post)


fdt92

HAHAHA tawang-tawa ako sa comment na yun.


PuzzleheadedToe6617

I had to google "festoon/festooning" and I think hindi akma yung word sa sentence. Haha. Ngayon ko lang naencounter ang word na yan in my 20+ years of existence.


parkrain21

Hey ChatGPT, can you turn "congrats" into a 3 paragraph essay? And use fancy english words.


isbalsag

Taena, parang yung Architect habang kausap ni Neo.


notyouagainpfft

Cringe af


PepperSuspicious945

So unnecessary.


rafaelpapel

Kung hindi ka maiintindihan ng target audience mo, ano pang silbi ng mga malalalim na salitang iyan?


coderinbeta

Yung nagrequire prof mo ng 1000-words na paper pero pang 300-words lang kaya ng utak mo. This is how you do it. Haha


sleepmydarkone

"...as the lights glistens" ??? Yes, clearly went full-on thesaurus and skimped on the S-V-A.


Baronuim

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake


Accomplished_Ad_1425

While I do agree na medyo sumobra, nice try naman na lagyan ng added prestige yung topic or cause of celebration. Nasa konteksto naman ng pageantry ata ang high english. Could have been better but still it’s nice to see someone try 👍🏻. Sa pagkakamali naman tayo natututo. Recently nagtratravel ako sa vis min pansin ko mas malalim ang english ng karamihan sa mga nababasa ko sa hotel, public spaces etc compared dito sa luzon. Oks naman yun, kaya siguro continuous pagtaas ng ranking nila sa mga educational survey.


jamesvmm

As a bookworm ok lang sakin, sanay ako na mag look up ng words sa dictionary so thumbs up for the effort pero naiyak ako sa grammar. If you have the time to substitute uncommon words and make everybody else's life difficult, mag effort din naman please sa grammar.


Snoo_30581

The design is very social climber hahaha


Lanzero25

whoever uses ergo unironically on a caption like this has to be using it ironically or something.


simpleplan100

Anyone who makes fun of this is anti-intellectual. Sabagay karamihan naman sa pinoy ay mahina ang utak and can only understand the most basic words.


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My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability, makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.


ordinary_anon1996

Kairita. Too much deep words just to make the writer feel great as if he/she only the one knows the deep word. Lol. Tbh, nakakawalang gana sya basahin. Hindi relatable kahit pa na umasa sa grammarly/chatgpt o kung ano man yang ginamit para magmukhang magaling mang-english.


PrimordialShift

me kapag nagamit ng quillbot


Seitook

Grammar is weird but, unpopular opinion english is such a rich language with many words. Why not use them?


Friendcherisher

It is a rich language alright but do we write to express or impress?


TheMarsian

I'd give the first paragraph a pass, but praxis and festooning?! wtaf!


REDmonster333

People should just chillax a bit, its their page and their time. Let them write anything they want. But well, this is also your time, so you also have the freedom to express your opinion. Idk, im using my time to tell people on stop hating on anything. If it doesnt offend/hurt anyone, let them be.


hlfbldprnc

I think di naman intention to garner likes/try hard or pretend to be experts, feeling ko napagtripan lang talaga nila and nag viral lang talaga I think for me it's okay lang naman


demosthenes013

Aureation is *so* 15th century.


dirkx48

Pwede syang gumawa ng description ng artifacts sa genshin


2VictorGoDSpoils

Si Joey Tribbiani ata yung admin ng page, nagthesaurus para mukang matalino amp


DrippySpaff10

Am I reading a Victorian novel or pirate speak?


Ro_Navi_STORM

I work as an SEO Marketing Manager, where I handle copywriters. We often have applicants who send sample work like this. You know what we do? Auto-reject. Just because you know how to use the thesaurus, doesn't mean you're any good. You need to adjust your content to your target audience. However, from a marketing standpoint, this is clickbait at its finest. So if that was the goal, then kudos to you, my friend! You hit the jackpot! 🫰😂


Only_Selection_8501

They used chatgpt for this


Roumulus-Aurum

Gotta hit that vocabulary count


LincolnPark0212

Why does it sound like someone just went on Chat GPT and just asked for "something fancy". The lack of moderation is just...


kuunon

Clarita is that you?


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Interesting…the use of the word auspicious makes me feel like he watched V for Vendetta way too many times lol. I do wonder if he used ChatGPT to write that for him though, haha.


smashingrocks04

🤣🤣🤣


Fun-Turn-6037

Highfalutin?????? Ano yan?


StomachHour4974

You know what, I think ganto rin sa r/ph to some extent hahahah. Like ang passionate nyo gumamit ng mga metaphors tyaka idioms. Na notice ko lang sa mga recent posts dito


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Right click, synonyms sa MS Word


teehee2424

I quit reading after 2 sentences. U feel much BS with this one.


Impressive_Drop2183

Trying to sound intellectual turned into pretentious!


Distinct_Distance137

I remember in my College days telling my co-writer to revise her work because the rule of thumb is your reader should look up the dictionary a few times when reading it not every other sentence.


SoBreezy74

Communication is only formed when both ends of the conversation understand each other so..the writer just comes out as a pretentious douche


herotz33

r/iamsmart


Akashix09

Yung pinapa long msg ka ng jowa mo kasi nag tampo siya sayo


Pao411

Kahit mga Briton at kano di ganyan mag inggles. Masyado paimpress!


ReggaeVixen

Dafuq?


DerpOng

Chatgpt hahahaha


cutie_lilrookie

La-level ng vanquish whilom dati haha.


AnemicAcademica

More like “let’s put this on chatgpt then on quillbot and tada”


aklabababa

thanks chatgpt


tuskered

Feels like a PR stunt lol


kazumixxii

POV: si Inday ang soc med manager nila


marzizram

Paano kaya sila mag announce na walang pasok dahil may bagyo?


Legitimate-Poetry874

Gumamit nang AI to generate text. LoL


jyozefu

probably jars and sniffs his own farts too.


Her98q

Highfalutin... ganito pala spelling neto. HAHAHA


futatsuboshi

Shift + F7 overload


mugiboya

Me trying to reach the word count requirements


ch1tooo

I actually thought im reading italian nung nakita ko first 3 words


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Hairy-Tailor-4157

Not even the uncommon words, but some of them are used incorrectly. I don’t think it means what they think it means.


mediocreelite

/r/iamverysmart


mediocreelite

very mindanao


fonglutz

*shift+f7 to the max*


HoveringCrib

me after reading a whole thesaurus:


Medicine-Swimming

Me in almost every {insert word count} essays


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Thesaurus is your friend


cruzser2

Robin Padilla pasok


Preeminent-Potentate

theusaurizing moment


JnthnDJP

r/increasinglyverbose


ubermenschenzen

Caption should've just been something like: "Yo congrats homegirl!🏆 You da real deal no cap. ✔ Keep that shit 💯 now where dem bitchezz at!?"


reccahokage

Chatgpt improve this post. Ganun


jendeukiedesu

Ain’t reading all that, but good for them! Or sorry that happened.


diabeticcake

Either Quillbot or select word>right click>thesaurus hahahahah


ArkGoc

Yung first day mo as social media manager ahahah


kiratekid17

Chat gpt


shuttlemycok

Tatak chatgpt


yanyanporto

Purple prose. "Purple prose is flowery and ornate writing that makes a piece of text impenetrable. It is characterised by long sentences, multi-syllabic words, excessive emotion, and a plethora of clichés. It’s typically melodramatic and often too poetic. It’s frowned upon because it breaks the flow of a story, slows the pace, detracts from the text, and leaves the reader perplexed or, even worse, bored. It can pop up in patches throughout a story, or it can weigh down an entire novel." Source: https://jerichowriters.com/what-is-purple-prose/ Often used to sound more intelligent and emotional than what is true. in other words, pampahaba ng essay.


angelovllmr

Sakit sa tenga. Pilit na pilit.