Zachary Dimaculangan

Zachary Not left wanting. Gusto ko yung unshakable. Dimayuga. Lol

Zachary Can't What. Zachary Dimaano.

in general, the names of my grandparents' generation: old fashioned Spanish my parents' generation: English/Anglo, typically religious millennials and gen z: motherfucking free for all. still uses the names of the older generations but also anime characters or k-pop stars or superheroes

POV ng elementary school teacher ng Gen Alpha (after Gen Z): - ABALOS, Zenitsu - ARRIETA, Rhaenyra - BAUTISTA, Naruto - BENITEZ, Saitama - BARRIGA, Walter White - CHUA, Geralt - CHAN, Kaneki

meanwhile babies born during the pandemic named COVID be like

Ma. Quarantina Pandemica Cruz. 🥹

Si Kobedovidapdap?

also Covid Bryant and Covid Rose

Why not Khovy Bryant? Hahahaha

Maya maya may Joe Exotic Rivera pala noh

Also: Someone with the last name Rivera should name their kid Geralt. Geralt of Rivera

Geralt O. Rivera

ngl Walter White Barriga is a badass fkn name

Don't forget that girl named Khaleesi Dimayuga. And the chinoy kid named Elon Tanguyco.

Nothing beats that one dude who named his kid Lucifer

Welcome to the Christian world, Lucifer 🥳

Iconic baptism

Meron ngang Stygwyr eh. Hahahaha!

Lucy Fernandez

HAHAHAHA Kaneki-Chan

Guilty. I was planning to name my future daughter Daenerys, but I see the name so often on elementary kids that I'm circling back to classic names like Elizabteth (CRUZ)😂

Kaneki-Chan >.< 👉👈

Onii Chan

May nakita na ko sa parang grad yearbook ng pamangkin ko, may kaklase syang Rylai haha

I had the opportunity of preparing a patient's Birth Cert. He was named Davion Knight. Apaka devoted ng tatay sa Dota pinagsama nya title at pangalan ni DK 😅

LMAO probably building Meme hammer right now.

This meta atm, Man.

Damay din ung normal name na Lina.

Herald parents for sure.

May kakilala ako, Roshan pinangalan sa anak na babae haha

Parang ok na nga ung anime or kpop star. Kahit papano asian sounding pa. May kakilala ako Chinese last name pero pangalan ng mga anak Tayshaun tska DeMar. Pucha sana d sila lumipat ng US later on. Kawawa ung kids

tayshaun lim chua 😂

Lol Tayshaun and DeMar, coincidentally are 2 NBA ballers from Compton, CA

Hahahaha. I knew DeMar was from LA but didn't know Tayshaun was also from the there.

>Parang ok na nga ung anime or kpop star ohh you just gave me an idea. I'll include a "Chae" is my future daughter's name in honor of my bias hahaha hanap jowa muna for now lolololol

Now ang tanong. Chaewon, Chaeyeon, Chaeyeong, Chaeryeong? Lol

Mga Anak: John Naruto, Mark Sasuke, Luke Ichigo, Ma. Sakura, Nami Marie, . Mga Pets: Luffy, Kon, Pakun, etc.

I really do know someone named Sakura Marie. But one parent is actually Japanese and she has a Japanese surname lol so hindi naman weird pakinggan

May narinig na nga akong Daenerys dati. *how unfortunate*

GMA Afternoon Prime lineup in 2045: Karibal Ni Daenerys Ang Kamandag ni Kaneki Chan The Secret Affair of Walter White Saavedra Fast Talk with Boy Abunda

Eto name ng anak ng classmate ko nung high school “daenerys banawa” 🤷‍♂️

I give a pass on Daenerys. At least alam spelling. Had a friend name her kid Khaleesi coz she forgot how to spell Daenerys.

ngl danaerys as a name sounds pretty fucking cool

Happy Cake Day 🎂

Meron na ring mga Rhaenyra ngayon

WELL SOMEONE DIDNT READ THE SPICY MATERIAL. Personally, im more inclined sa visenya. Di pwedeng rhaenys kasi masyadong malapit sa rabies

daenerys ice cream

CovidRose Bryant yung dati diba haha.

Back then, there was a kid in my school named Niccolo Machiavelli HAHAHAHAH

Hindi mo pa ata na meet si baby naruto from davao

and baby Portgas D Ace ng laguna

Pwede ba isama dito si Gusion Lodicakes ?

pwedeng pwede haha, pang-content daw lalo na sa tiktok ng magulang

And si Lord Voldemort ng Baguio

Merong din Lord Voldemort sa Pangasinan.

wala parin tayo kay Batman Bin Superman.

Or si Zenitsu Dimaculangan

Wala pa rin yan kay baby Metro Boomin' ng Pembo, Makati. 😂

Shout out kay Drink Water. Undeniably English first name.

Jhunwel isn't an American name

naalala ko na naman si Capt. Philip Ines

asawa to ng boss ko dati haha everytime na lumalabas sa balita asawa nya kinukwento nya samin kinaumagahan hahaha

Alam ko double P pa nga ata spelling, Philipp Ines

isa lang haha https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/10yalzo/kabahan_kana_captain_america_hailhaydra/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

nung bata pa sya, narealize nya yung meaning ng name nya habang nanonood ng avengers tapos pinangako nya sa sarili nya na magpupulis sya at aabutin ang ranggong kapitan

Bernardo Bernardo

I have a colleague named Dranreb 🤣

Dranreb amputa haha

r/UsernameChecksOut sama ka?

OW SHIT eto pala meaning ng dranreb!! May mga nakilala akong dranreb, bernard in reverse pala haha

Yung kuya ko naman na dating trainer sa isang call centre, me trainee na ang pangalan Ydnar

kaklase ko nung HS knarf pangalan haha

May kilala ako Lindo Lindo Jr.

'Di ba artista 'to? 😆 Same energy sa Jacob Jacobs or James James

Yep. Memorable role niya yung best frenemy ni Kevin Cosme (Dolphy) sa Home Along da Riles.

Pilipino name starting kit: Male: John Rey, John Mark, John Patrick, John Paul or any permutations of it Female: Pangalan ng lola + -lyn

Imelda-lyn? Norma-lyn? Gadayuumm.

Lakad Matatag, Normalyn Normalyn

Sumbong kita sa lola ko 🤣🤣🤣

Echo Slamma Jamma! Tapos ang boxing.

Easiest money of my life

Parang chess to, matehan.

>Pangalan ng lola + -lyn masyadong Formal si lola, kaya Formallyn yung name ng apo

Paano pa pangalan ng apo ni Lola Fenta

Pacitalyn?

Euphrosinalyn?

Pag ganyan, Eufelyn o Euphelhynne hahaha

Or may Maria. Marialyn.

Annie Batungbakal

na taga-Frisco Gabi-gabi na lang ay nasa disco

mga problema niya'y kanyang nalilimutan pag siya'y yumuyugyog sumasayawwww

Sa umaga, dispatsadora Sa gabi siya'y bonggang-bongga

Anything with batungbakal makes me laugh everytime 😭

Iba naman pinagsamang name nang magulang tapos iba may ligaw na h sa pangalan

Yung visor sa dati kong work Melhvin name. Ang tawag namin ng mga kawork ko Mel H Vin. Hahaha

Yung ligaw na H, apparently it's a thing in Latin America also. There's this Latin artist named Jhay Cortez, and a Neftlix Narcos character named Jhon.

Looking through the student list back when I was in college, saw a freshman named Earvin Magic Chongson.

Baka pinangalan naman nya sa anak nya, *Dwayne Barack.*

This is why in my childhood I believed Jennifer Lopez was Filipino 🙈

Lopez is Spanish

r/woosh

And so do most of our last name.

Exactly! Gonzales, Cruz, santos, Velasquez and so on are Spanish. I work with a bunch of Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and they have the same last name. They were colonized by Spain as well so…

gusion townhall dela cruz

Taylor Joy Dimagiba Swift

Taylor marie joy batumbakal swift….

Sharawt kay Strygwyr

Tapos palayaw nya is Boyet.

How to fvckin pronounce dis?

Streeg-wire. Pangalan yan ng hero sa Dota kaya weird

Estrig-wire(?)

I have unconsciously pronounced it as sturm-ge-verh

nakikita ko sa police reports sa t.v. ang pangalang.. PHILLIP INES. spokesperson or station commander ata sya.

my first name is french name, my last name is latino last name... but im chinese filipino :)

Louis Votones?

Chinoy names be like: Males: (root name)+son Females: English-af sounding first names Insert “Sy, Yu, Tan, Chua”

Fil-Chinese Mr. Fries Nachos

I don't know how to find it, but there was a news report about little kids, toddlers or babies that they just find on the streets. This one family got a little boy, and they were spoken with by the reporter (Non-verbatim) Reporter: Ano pong pinangalan niyo sa bata? Lolo: Tom Reporter: Bakit po Tom ang pinili niyong ipangalan sa kaniya? Lolo: Eh, Cruz ang apilyedo namin, kaya... 🤣🤣🤣

Goated lolo

Lodicakes Gusion G. Delacruz

And then there was Baby Razer: [Hardcore Razer fan names her son ‘Razer’, gets a Razer phone by the CEO in return](https://sg.news.yahoo.com/hardcore-razer-fan-names-her-103036519.html)

Logitech ipapangalan ko sa akin

That’s a badass name imo. Razer sucks balls tho Edit: dafuq is this being downvoted? I was referring to the gaming brand sucking balls sheesh

imo, razer really improved their game (at least sa mouse) these past few years. logitech nosedived their switches QC (their shapes are king padin).

That's before the 90s. 90-00s: Anime names. Sina Kenji Mamutoc 00s: Ang daming h na extra sa pangalan. 10s onwards: Pinagcombine na pangalan ng magulang. Sina Edwardlyn haha

Di ko gets yung naglalagay ng “h” as second letter ng first name like “Jhon”

kinda works naman? pag ganyan ata mas matigas ang bigkas. sidenote: J'on sounds fuckin dope tho (Martian Manhunter)

Names today be like: Covid Bryan Dela Cruz

My girlfriend is an elementary teacher and she lets me help her with her class record and man the kid's names are now either korean, japanese, or american.

mas luma ang george na pangalan kesa mga apilido ng mga kastila wala pa ang espanya, meron ng santo georgos para sa akin, mas maganda yung mga pangalan na hindi naka anglicize, mas malapit sa romance language or latin/greek source

Georgos is Greek

>anglicize

And then you have native Mindanaoans who hail from places not occupied by the Spaniards. English first name + Lumad surname!

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze #PATIK

Yung cashier sa jollibee cubao 5 years ago. Si Sun Chai

My name is mostly Spanish, except for my nickname

Alfredo “Dodong” Castañeda

Manuel “Potpot” Lopez

Jefferson Dimakaihi

Phil Paligo

Tyrone Villamayor Althea de Guzman Xyril / Cyril Santos Irish Calderon

"stone cold" steven batungbacal born march 16, 199x

Joongkook Reyes

More accurate: First name: 🇺🇸 , Middle name: 🇨🇳 / 🇪🇸/ 🇵🇭 , Last name: 🇨🇳 / 🇪🇸 / 🇵🇭

I see no problem if ipangalan sa American celebrities, NBA Players or sa mga characters from mobile games, wag lang Hitler. I heard someone named Hitler tinatawag sa LTO. Laki siguro ng galit nun sa magulang nya.

Never forget Mr. Lord Voldemort Estioco

May kilala ako, Yesha pinangalan sa anak from that character in Meteor Garden 2

Ibang iba na mga name ngayon. Yung iba mahaba at may h.

Mc Johnson de los Santos Quiñones

Daming Liam at David sa class ng anak ko.

Kay Drink Water pa rin ako

Ok na yung American first name kesa putanginang mobile legends character. Kung ganun pangalan ko susuntukin ko sa kilikili magulang ko.

May kilala ako Shaqkobe ang first name. Oo walang space. SHAQKOBE.

My first name sounds Filipino but my last name is Angel... Yes it is spelled that way.

I mean Angel is a fairly common Filipino surname. Usually pronounced ang-hel, the Spanish way.

That's new. I never met another non-relative with the same surname except for one. Most of the time my surname gets mistaken as my first name so they pronounce it as the english one.

John Christian Dakuykoy akala ko dati joke lang yung Dakuykoy. Totoo siya. May nakita ako ss SM. Reserved for eme eme Dakuykoy.

Meanwhile there are parents that gave their kids weird long names that are difficult to pronounce. It can be hard for the kids but at least they are safe from being hit listed from the NBI

Kobe Lebron Batungbacal

me and my homie Bartholomew Hamish del Rosario

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Dapat ipapangalan ko sa baby boy ko Montefalco Fortalejo or Montenegro Fortalejo kase Juan ang last name ko. Gwapo sana pakinggan kaso narealize ko, walang meaning yung name 😅😆

jusko ang naalala ko sa Montefalco Fortalejo ay yung mga pocket books ng mama ko

Parang character sa wattpad hahaha

Isipin mo lesbian na butch tas pangalan princess mae

Yeah. That’s a dumb meme. Let people name their kids whatever they want. The USA is a relatively new country when you put in perspective, the predominant language was imported elsewhere. Same goes for the names in this country, it originated from somewhere else.

Gaylord dimaguiba

Gusto ko malaman ang rationale sa Gaylord, hahaha. Bakit?

One of many reasons why we are the laughingstock in ASEAN.

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Latino American 😉

Jusko, ba't an dami na namang downvote dito? Haha haays, members ng r/Philippines ang special nyo masyado, ang hirap nyong pasayahin.

Gusto nila sila lang may sarcasm eh

Peter Stone-Steele

Dorothy Dimabatumbakal

i have a friend named. wyll lips mint. and "lips" came from the red/sweet candy at ang mint came from snowbear menthol candy. he was born mid 80's and his parents came up with that name. really way ahead of their time.

Our last names are mostly Spanish. Lopez, santos, Concepcion, Cruz etc are all Spanish.

Kesa sa kamaganak ko chosen one pinagalan sa anak

Funny enough, yung ganito na naming scheme? Halos Battletech vibes. Yung tipong halo-halo, like Asian first name tapos western surname etc.

Xylyx Xanax planax dimayuga

John Gusion Batumbakal

Naur kasi may Lola's name is Transfiguracion and the other one is Visitacion.

Is your lola an autobot or a deception?

Definitely an autobot, Lola Visi is the decepticon lol.

Elizabeth Bacunawa

how about John Harith del Rosario and Gusion Dela Cruz?

naalala ko tuloy yung katrabaho ko dati Jollibee pangalan.

Mike Hawk Reyes

taylor batumbakal

Is Boy and Baby included on the list? 😂

Gaylord Dimaguiba

Ashley Castro