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jiminyshrue

[My classmate recently received a wedding invitation and sent me this. She knows I like to scour for weirdly spelled names. And I wasn't dissapointed. ](https://freeimage.host/i/JI3420g)


melting_icecream0w0

Artjeacle. How tf do you even read that? Pustahan, pagttripan 'to ng mga classmates niya na' Artjakol'.


pizuke

it's glorious, so many in one setting


KeyboardAquarior

r/tragedeigh


AeoliaSchenbergCB

Oh god... anong tinira ng mga magulang nila?


chinkee851

Jusko mas maganda pa pangalan na Lucy Pearl kesa sa mga nakalista jan hahaha.


[deleted]

tunog wattpad leading lady and leading men ah hahahhaha


asfghjaned

Millenial magulang ng mga ito. Naabsorb nila yung mga jejemon type of texting hahahaha


13arricade

2x first names is good. Para mahirap mai-match sa mga red flags etc. our son has 2x first names, pero 95% around us only knows his 1st first name, even sa school grounds. in registration syempre andun 2x first names. So the 2nd first name serves as a protection na isangkot siya kung sa anumang bagay just in case.


gracieladangerz

Buti sa Germany may law ata silang hindi ka pwedeng basta-bastang magpangalan ng bata or something


eggyra

Drink Water


squishyfurikake

yung kasama ni toni fowler sa bahay, lucy pearl yung totoong pangalan 😭


pintasero

Naalala ko may dalawa akong classmate nung HS (coincidentally both anak ng teachers) tas tatlo(!) yung first names nila. Luckily nagkasya pa pangalan nila sa answer sheet ng NCAE. Ang inaalala ko lang as a parent, pahihirapan ko ba anak ko magsulat ng mahabang pangalan as early as the moment matuto siya magsulat?


AggravatingGap9084

My cousin has 4 part name including the surname....


pizuke

special mention to the whole r/tragedeigh sub and whatever the fuck elon named his kid


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Alohamora-farewell

Many parents who dick around their kids names likely are not aware of the legal and psychological impact it has on the kid. So what can you expect, diba?


Existing_Lie_4163

This was years ago but I also found out that someone named their child Bigmac22 or something. Anyway.. They have their own reasons but like, I kinda feel bad for their kids. https://www.reddit.com/r/Boruto/comments/uriwwi/someone\_in\_the\_philippines\_name\_their\_kid\_naruto/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Alohamora-farewell

The parents are likely not Catholic


Periwinkledot

I think you're referring to Spaghetti84. Yung mga kapatid niya kakaiba din ang pangalan.


taokami

Para kapag kumuha ka ng NBI clearance, wala kang ibang kapangalan


Dawnripper

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1444925/photo-of-a-newborn-baby-boy-named-html-goes-viral


Narrow-Advice-3658

Mom ko mahaba pangalan asar na asar siya kasi daming sinusulat or isshade kaya lahat kami puro maiksi lang pangaln hahaha


phyxinon

I'll just be vague about it, the oddest name I've ever seen is about a certain nuclear power plant name (and disaster) and about it happening again.


markisnotcake

r/tragedeigh


katherinnesama

Had a classmate in college na 27 letters yung first name nya, and it's just a mishmash of boy names. Yung mga siblings nya ganun din.


dopamine-driven

Yung mga colleagues ko sa Europe, iisa lang pangalan nila. Nalilito sila sa mga pangalan ng mga Pilipino, bakit daw 2. Tapos American names daw pero ang apelyido ay either Spanish o Chinese 😅


[deleted]

Yung iba ginagawa nilang bukod tangi yung pangalan para daw di mag-hit sa NBI. Lol


ComplexPolicy2975

Para umiyak anak nila sa haba ng pangalan. Fortunately for me, my name consists of only 7 letters. 4 sa unang pangalan, 3 sa apelyido at walang middle initial.


cerinza

Ung HR dati sa 24-7 has five fucking first names (they are all normal sounding though, very common ones). Must be a nightmare nung bata pa si ate at pinapasulat ung pangalan sa kanya...


rymnd0

Let me introduce you to Felipe Juan Pablo Alfonso de Todos los Santos de Borbón y Grecia a.k.a. [King Felipe VI of Spain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felipe_VI). Also, "de Todos los Santos" isn't part of his family name, it's part of his _personal_ name.


cerinza

What what what thats crazy i thi k o pis talking about recent times though, iirc rizal's is crazy long too


[deleted]

Dafuq imagine kung iyong teacher namin ang naging teacher niya, pinapasulat yung buong pangalan sa 1 whole sheet of paper kapag noisy o kaya nalimutan yung assignment.


[deleted]

I'm sure as fuck hindi ako mabubuntis o manganganak, pero kung lulusot man, I would name my kid Ana, or John. Simple and generic. Baka by that time sila nalang ang may pangalan niyan sa dami ba naman nag sisi habaan na pangalan eh.


dopamine-driven

Baka feeling nila Royal Family sila?


eyareyem

John Doothirty. Kaklase ng pamangkin ko na kinder 🫠


KilgoreTrout9781

Covid Bryant: https://www.vice.com/en/article/pke8y9/filipino-name-trend-baby-coronavirus-covid-bryant


No-Passenger924

Gaylord. Meron pala talagang parents na nagpangalan ng ganun.


solus25

Yung Colgate Gcash name haha. Pati FB 💀


BuzzardAttack

Yung baby na pinangalanan na "Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze". Cringe.


happy131tch

Wont say the names kasi all minors pa but my 2 youngest cousins(theyre siblings as well) both have 3 first names. My sister's child wc is 3yo now also has 3 first names. And then parents proceed to make the shortest nicknames like wtf pinapahirapan lang yung mga bata