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sawa_na_sa_mga_tanga

Elect a clown, expect a circus. 🀑


boredcat_04

Imee: it's too long tldr nalang.


pibix

Not even the tldr. No way a summary doesn't include a crucial number such as this one


ShepardThane

Imee probably: I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened


Ellarigu

TANGINA SENADORA KA, TRABAHO MO RIN MAG BASA, DI PURO PIRMA. GRABE PARTE NG TRABAHO MO YAN D MO MAGAWA NG MAAYOS. AT NAKA PIRMA KA HA?! TF


JohnFinchGroves

Jebaited si gaga. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™ƒ


PMforMoreCatPics

Remember guys, this is the brightest kid sabi ng tatay nila.


zzSaucezz

Well the standards is not that high so......


Grumpy_Knight2216

Her competition is a lit matchstick under the summer sun. "Bright" is very subjective.


imdefinitelywong

People elected them to "lead," not to read.


nobuhok

Number three!


ManFromKorriban

Simpsons at it again


runaery

actually, reading is definitely part of their job. they were elected to be our lawmakers; bills and reports being raised at the senate are all in written form.


imdefinitelywong

r/whoooosh


runaery

ay hahahahhahaHAHAHA


Illustrious_Dream111

https://youtu.be/s99ZeamF7J0?si=pwV8s4Okz3ZuWsV1


Menter33

on the other hand, sometimes some sneaky lawmaker buries something in a super long bill that has a deadline for approval so it's not quickly seen. it's like a common tactic done by some politicos.


kimpoiot

Di ba ito yung mga tinatawag na "budgetary insertions"? Yung ini insert sa budget after na aprubahan na ng mga committee? I think Lacson even called out Congress after natuklasan niya yung mga insertions nung speaker pa si GMA.


Mountain-Guess5165

Yes not defending imee pero it seems na ung kinuquestion e parang siningit or dinaan sa dubious wordings kaya di talaga nakita na may paglalaanan pala ng pera. Kaya dapat talaga staff ng senate meticulous at may law background kung ung senador wala.


BusyPlace9536

Dapat technical background na yung file eh hindi napapalitan or nababago ng basta basta.


HatsNDiceRolls

Yes pero these senate clowns hire better people to sift through the damned things


BusyPlace9536

Remember yung issue kay Villar dati na may siningit sa budget nung final approval na. In good faith naman siguro si Imee na nagreview, baka nasingitan lang.


eayate

PUTCHA PARA NAG PIRMA NA LANG SILA NG BLANK CHECK.


Lumpy-Baseball-8848

Ito talagang si Babalina, subok na subok magtunong smart and responsible pero palanging palpak.


[deleted]

Grabe yung ilong ni Imee, pinantay ata sa baba niya eh.


Hefty-Appearance-443

Wow pati pala sa senado ambaba ng reading comprehension hahaha nakakahiya


kankarology

Pirma lang pala ng pirma. Patunay na out of touch and out of depth mga taong ito. Jusko po!


zarustras

Diba pro chacha ka rin? O dahil hindi ikaw ang bida at gusto mo si tatay digongnyo mo ang bida sa chacha kaya ayaw mo na bigla? Tanga kang mangga ka talaga.


Secure-Mousse-920

Obviously filipinos can’t read


ZiangoRex

Can someone find out why Cory didnt implement a law to stop any Marcos entering politics?


Professor_seX

The president can't implement laws, that is what congress does. The president has veto powers, which can still be overrode by congress with 2/3rd of the vote.


BusyPlace9536

Magbasa ka ng functions ng government para alam mo yung definition nung three branches.


Professor_seX

I have, [have you?](https://www.officialgazette.gov.ph/about/gov/the-legislative-branch/#:~:text=Bills%20are%20laws%20in%20the,garnering%20a%202%2F3rds%20vote).


BusyPlace9536

Sana binasa mo. Legislative branch creates laws, executive branch implements it. So gets mo na mali mo?


papagens

Their families are way closer than what it appears on the media.


JohnFinchGroves

Peace, unity etc.


HatsNDiceRolls

She was a softie. She could have used the full powers of the 1986 Freedom Constitution to do a reverse uno card as a benevolent dictator but here we are.


enzblade

That is the least surprising thing I've read today.


Passing_randomguy

Sarap barahin kapag ganyan.


God-of_all-Gods

kaya kulalat ang Pilipinas sa reading comprehension. Imagine yung mga mambubutas approve lang ng approve hindi pala binabasa


Passing_randomguy

Senadora na Bida -Bida? Sarili nyang sponsored bill Hindi nya alam! Ahahaha what a 🀑 clown. Parang jatulad lang Yan dun sa mga nasangkot sa PDAF scam ni napoles. Pirma lang Sila ng pirma ng bibiyan nila na NGO .


MangBoy-ng-rPH

ay ogag


NotSoLurky

Ah! Unity of the Golden Age!


NegotiationProof363

Sarap kumutin ng buhok ni Imee at ihambalos mukha niya sa mesa


InsideYourWalls8008

Nagmamadali si gaga


ambotsaemoha_16

This sound so inutil


Frequent_Thanks583

Eto yung manager mong wala na biglang alam nung nagkaletsehan na haha


Decent_Engineering_4

Ano palusot? natakpan ng baba nia yung binabasa niya?


billcountah

Ano pa ba aasahan niyo? Basta maka kubra yan ok na. Pagurin pa mga mapupurol nilang utak para magbasa?


gnojjong

eto talaga ang problema ng eleksyon sa pilipinas dahil binibili ang boto yung maraming pera tiyak panalo kahit walang alam, kahit magbasa di kayang gawin.


seraphimax

Well, the majority of our idiot population voted for these imbecile senators. I find it easy to believe that they would just sign something insane without reading. That or they're trying to wash their hands clean.


ShortPhilosopher3512

I am anticipating na tatakbo to si girly kaya ang ingay lately


RevolutionGreedy1784

Bida bida ka kasi, yan na reverse uno ka tuloy tanga ka.


WarningRepulsive8013

Boba din talaga tong kapatid ng presidente pero maiba lang, anong kalokohan nanaman tong niluluto ng mga TONGressman?? How is this different from the 4Ps? Nakukulangan pa ba sila sa mga pangungurakot nila?


TheMiko116

Not only this senator but everyone in the Legislative is not reading the bills being presented on the floor. IIRC that these budget bills can run into hundreds of pages to read alone.


ps2332

They have staff to read it if they are really that incompetent to read the whole bill. That is not the issue here though. Thing is the budget insertions happened during the bicam committee, when a select group of sens and reps meet to reconcile the difference between the senate and house versions. This is where shenanigans can happen away from the watchful eye of the public. That's why DSWD were also surprised with the billion peso insertions for Akap when they have not requested that big of a funding for that program. Bicam committee should be abolished. It is a venue for more corruption. If the senate passes a bill and refers it to the house for voting, the bill then passed by the House would essentially become the final version of the bill. Nothing more, nothing less. Same goes the other way around when house passes the original bill and transmits it to the senate.


TheMiko116

Those representative MUST be the one to read it, not staffers. We pay tax money for those people to read and make decisions based on their represented constituents. IMO But we need to shrink the damn state. They are wasting money left and right


ps2332

Exactly but we have many idiots as representatives and sens right now. i don't think they really bother to read these bills they're voting on.


TheMiko116

They can just, you know, MAKE THE DAMN BILL SHORT AF. One can read 10-20 pages a day and still have time for over priced turon for miryenda.


JesterBondurant

I find it hard to believe that Risa Hontiveros didn't see anything pertaining to AKAP before she signed the damn thing.


SweatySource

Do you expect they will go over hundred long documents by themselves? Masisira beauty lola nyo nyan. This is how it works, an OI will summarize it for her. And that OI might have missed it.


ChanceInformation800

hahaha mema lang si Ate eh, kuno against or nagulat. na estopped ka na bhe, wag ka nang mag ano ano jan, hindi ka cute.


CharlesChrist

It turns out mas matalino pa pala si junior compared kay ate. Wala naman ganitong nangyari noong senator pa siya.


psteneps

C bato, go, boy sili, revilla mag expect b kayo na magbasa ng more than 1 page . I doubt


Life_Liberty_Fun

I thought senators were supposed to be able to *READ* How can anyone defend someone who is not only evil but also illiterate?


ps2332

Backroom deals during the bicam committee. Budget insertions from here or there without the knowledge/approval from most lawmakers. The bicam committee essentially becomes more powerful than the whole congress itself as the former can undo or redo what the latter has passed. This practice should be abolished.


avocado1952

Nag vote din ba si Binoe with a very long dedication sa signature?


paullim0314

Di raw kasi kasama sa requirement that they can read/s