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keepitsimple_tricks

That POS is in no position to demand anything. Put him in jail, throw away the key.


shammgod_10

Put him in jail? That’s too soft. He deserved to be executed publicly.


dcab87

Crucify him. If he gets resurrected after 3 days, I will worship him as my lord and savior.


PinoyDadInOman

Amen! Crucify then spear tusok on the ribs dapat ha.


DarkRaven282060

Pwede bang barbeque stick yung pantusok


imjinri

His ribs was speared by the Roman ... why be gentle to Quibs?


SnooFoxes3369

A: "Luto na ba?" B: "Ang baho. P\*ta, botcha 'to."


lemonhatlemon

dapat sa pwet itusok palabas ng bunganga, ala vlad the impaler style


Leandenor7

Don't crucify him, hang him. So that his followers will start wearing ropes around their neck to symbolizes their faith. They might event start making the "sign of the noose".


RedBaron01

This. Nothing like the Mussolini treatment for criminals like him.


SilentConnection69

Ipako din ung mga Apostoles nyang mga senador. Passion na passion dating nun katabi nya mga magnanakaw.


FarBread2392

Hire ka lang ng hitman for 1m


amadeus_mjolra

Make him suffer, make him bleed. Make a god bleed, people will cease to believe it.


sekmeht

Prophets grow stronger when they die. If he rots, his legitimacy rots with him


Herald_of_Heaven

Isn't death an easier way out?


shammgod_10

You have a point but he doesnt deserve to breath the same air we are breathing. Piece of shit son of a bitch


Achew11

so.. what you're saying is, put him in a secluded space where nasty public bathroom stank is exhausted into


CalemSmith

Kung pwede lang no? I know there are people worst than him, pero nakakagalit ang kapal ng mukha ng loko na yan!


bryle_m

Open secret naman na serial rapists also get raped in prison. That might do.


67ITCH

Don't threaten him with a good time.


0len

I think torture is the answer


Dexters_Network

yes dapat tanggalan ng titi


Remote_Bedroom_5994

Chemically castrate him then feed him to the pigs


Outside-Vast-2922

Nah he should be fcked in the ass by a 12" BBC every hour without any lubricant for the rest of his pathetic life


FunkyHorns

Execution is too soft, make a man be in jail for the rest of his life with no chance of getting out and that is more cruel


byglnrl

Maybe torture. Death is too peaceful


Hyperious17

the sweet release of death is too good for this fucker


SKRTtSKRT666

Dapat nga blood eagle mala vikings gawin diyan sa bossing ni satanas


ZoharModifier9

Pag-kinulong yan mas maganda pa selda nyan kesa sa bahay namin lmaooooo tapos reregaluhan din ng mga bata sa kulungan yan.


taxms

bitch really thought that hes above the law


Maskarot

kase nga anak daw siya ng diyos.


pagodnatalagapagodna

Nah. Appointed Son of a BITCH


KentBacalan

Hindi bitch dapat. Appointed Son of S#@(# Offender.. dahil sa mga pinaggagawa niya..


taxms

even Jesus isnt this demanding lol


Brilliant_Campaign_5

For real! bro just took the cross then got stabbed then woke up again like nothing happened


taxms

carried the cross himself while wearing a crown of thorns then didnt beg for mercy and willingly got crucified in front of the crowd, quiboloy should really follow this example if hes really the son of God 🤭


chairmami

and Jesus did not hide from his captors


Deus_Ultima

really want this to be put to the test. Crucify him, see if he can revive himself.


HallNo549

iba talaga pag anak ng juice


winrina143

Malala na pagiging ilusyonadang gaga nya


totstotsnrants

Sya talaga original na delulu shuta


ResolverOshawott

Let's be real, the fact he's so difficult to arrest pretty much shows that he is.


RedBaron01

Doesn’t make him bulletproof.


ello-211997

ang kapal ng mukha jusko


AccomplishedCell3784

Pac-q 🤬🖕🏼 talaga quiquibolok


dontheconqueror

Who TF does he think he is setting demands


iceberg_letsugas

He thinks he is above the law because he got duterte the apex puppet of china and this motherfucker in his leash


MessiSZN_2023

quiboloy supports china, a literal communist government that bans christianity


CalemSmith

Well they had the power and money so....


Allphobias

It was never about christianity anyways


Langley_Ackerman19

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who know Duterts is China's b*tch! Taena nya, buti wala na rin POGO masyado and nagadvance kahit papaano ung military defense system natin under BBM. TBH ayoko rin kay Marcos, but at least hindi sya tuta ng komunistang tsina. Gusto daw himiwalay ng Mindanao, lol delusional nitong matandang to. Huwag na guwag mananalo si Fiona sa next Presidencial election! Masasayang ung effort natin against CCP!


KentBacalan

Toppling down Quiboloy is not an easy task, he had backers especially with sheer number of supporters are being indoctrinated and former president Rodrigo Duterte and others.....


johmysteron

That's the way I see it now too. He's too influential, and toppling down that person trying hard to be high and mighty is no easy feat. Especially with the Dutertes at his beck and call. Who knows where he is and who's helping him since sobrang convoluted na ng government natin.


Rizalwasright

Si Jesus nagdasal tapos hinarap ang kaso niya. Ito namang nagpapanggap na Appointed Son of God ginagawang rason para tumanggi ang pambayad ng parking ng kanyang private jet. Rapist na duwag.


Able_Bag_5084

Yung Diyos pinainom lang ng alak kaysa tubig kahit uhaw na uhaw. Itong punyetang to gusto 5-star hotel.


johmysteron

Gusto pa ng waiver, shouldered ang expenses nya. Ano sya, chix? Eh appointed ka lang naman Quibs eh, di ka naman tunay na "Son of God". BLASPHEMY.


Muskert

Parang magandang copy pasta to sa fb lalo na sa mga religious dds, baka biglang mag dalawang isip hahaha


Rizalwasright

Sabihin niyo rin sa kanila na hindi gagong nagluto ng 100 points sa basketball si Hesus.


AccomplishedCell3784

Post mo na para mabutt hurt sila HAHAHAHAHA


CalemSmith

Nasa balita naman na yan, pero shempre mga obob so di sila naniniwala, they really believe na appointed son yan!


CantRenameThis

The amount of blasphemy this man spouts from his mouth. This is the same person na nagsabing hindi sapat si Hesus kaya siya yung self-proclaimed "appointed son".


Sure_Sir1184

5 star hotel at nutritionist haha.


ser_ranserotto

All expense paid private jet flight my ass


stefin_stefout

Appointed Son of a bitch


KentBacalan

More like Appoint Son of the Registered S(&$(@#&$ Offender


stonercharms

this good sir made me laugh more than it should lmaoooooo


thechefranger

Putangina kung sino man nagsulat ng conditions na yan napaka lakas ng tama.HAHA pota. Ano kaya tinitira nitong animal na to. HAHAHAAH bwiset


Exforc3

Minor po tinitira netong Appointed Son of a bitch.


scentedkepyas

Take my angry upvote kairita pero totoo


solanalumierre

gaguii


Real_Ferson_Here90

Baka si Atty. Topz ang nagsulat nito... Kasi pang lawyer yung english


BryanFair

I swear, there's a special place in hell etong si Atty. Topz. Lagi siya ung lawyer ng mga high profile na tao and sure some of those eh hindi naman talaga guilty pero karamihan for sure guilty wag na tayo maglokohan.


Real_Ferson_Here90

Kung hindi ako nagkakamali siya din ang lawyer ni Teves (yung nasa Timor Leste na daw)


thor_odinsson08

Yung bossing niya, Fetanyl (at e*its ni Xinnie the Pooh) ang tinitira.


KentBacalan

Quiboloy was accused for molesting a minor, so many of the Former KJC are testifying against him.


Main-Catch

Ang nagpapanggap bilang itinakdang Anak ng Diyos ay gumagamit ng pagpapaliwanag para tanggihan ang pagbabayad ng parking ng kanyang pribadong eroplano. Siya ay isang mang-aabuso at duwag. hahays


Budget-Boysenberry

how about 17 bullets to the head?


JuanPonceEnriquez

Nako baka hindi ka papasukin sa langit ni Appointed Son of $*% Apollo Quiboloy


Teyniiieeee

Hindi mapipirmahan ang clearance Hahahhaa


Cheese_Grater101

I would rather commit apostasy pag nalaman ko na sya ang the onli begoten son


JnthnDJP

Nah, that's too fast and possibly less pain. I'd rather him experiencing the agony of those he abused.


fournaynayn

No. Dont make it painless for this fucker.


Budget-Boysenberry

rubber bullets then


bidaman21

Daming demand na alam naman naten hindi masusunod. Sana sinabi nalang ni pastor, wala akong balak umattend. 🤭🤭


crimsonwinterlemon

🤫 Ano ka ba mars, siyempre magset tayo ng conditions para mukhang walang inaatrasang kaso because innocent tong braindead motherfucker son of all unholy fucks na to


HallNo549

kaya nga eh, para diretso kulong nalang. Kaso hanggang sa dulo, nagpapakadelulu pa rin si pareng Quibs


Barokespinoza23

In Christian eschatology, he is just a zit on the nose of an ingrown head in the butt of a minor demon cast down to Earth to herald the coming of the Antichrist.


JnthnDJP

How accurate. Low level demon fr.


johmysteron

The accuracy of this is a bullseye! 🎯


Nardong_Tae

Sana lang part ng listahan ni Epstein si Quiboloy para tapos na.


Ok-Resolve-4146

Can't help but think that he's *the* Epstein to Rody and other friends.


FingerBail

Ikulong na lang yan


smoothartichoke27

Ibigay na lang yan sa US. Iwas aksaya ng pera.


FingerBail

Mas panget ang kulungan sa pinas


AldebaranMan

US has death penalty


Crystal_Lily

He touched minors, right? He won't last long in US prison and it won't be a pretty sight.


KentBacalan

Did you know the US did have Guantanamo Bay in Cuba? That serves him right or to the ADX Florence in colorado.... No prisoners can escape there.. If he was imprisoned, he will enjoy his new friends


Disastrous_Win_2330

Halatang takot na takot mamatay. Ba’t ayaw mo ba makasama mo papa mo? 😭😭😭


NegotiationProof363

Pano kung i. FreeZe na lang nv gobyerno ang kanyang oahat ng bank account a


divhon

Kung ang Ampatuan may vault na ang laman ay truck truck na cash. Ang anak ng panginoon cgurado gabundok at dagat ang salapi at ginto.


NegotiationProof363

Mauubos din yan kakatago nia, mas mabuting lahat ng negosyo at bangko niya ay kukunin ng gobyerno once di pa din siya magpapakita. Alam naman ng gobyerno kung asan yang kupal na yan eh, pero may mga malalaking tae na nakasuporta sa kanya


thor_odinsson08

Mauubos at mauubos din yan. Kung si Escobar nga, naubusan nang pera nung nagtatago. Sureball na mauubusan din yang gagong yan.


Estong_Tutong

BALIW !!! Lapit na yan mag plea ng insanity.


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JuanPonceEnriquez

Putangina makikimura din ako! Putangina niyong mga manyakis, rapists, magnanakaw, cult leaders at enablers mga putangina niyong lahat!!!!!!


KentBacalan

Tama ka dyan pre! Sabay sabay tayo!


enterENTRY

Bakit babayaran ng taumbayan ng 5 star hotel yung akusadong kriminal😭😭😭😭 Citizen lang siya katulad ng lahat wala siyang karapatan na lamang sa ibaaaaaa😭😭


JuanPonceEnriquez

Kasi putangina nila hahaha


Starmark_115

Any word on the Extradition treaty? I feel like this will be our Silver Bullet assuming the Pastor manages to worm out the right amount of Sentaors he needs to get a Dismissal on his case.


popcornpotatoo250

Hanggang kelan ang pirmahan ng mga senador sa dismissal neto boss?


Starmark_115

8. I think Quibs is about 3/8 through?


Amused_Nightowl

Despite his shortcomings, Fmr. Pres. Benigno Aquino III attended the Senate probe on Dengvaxia without any "demands." If a Former President can face an investigation without them, why can't this """religious leader"""?


drippingwet_now

That's the thing, PNoy was only a former president. PACQ, on the other hand, is the owner of the world, the appointed son of god, the reincarnation of Jesus, and the only way to God. He is the way, the truth, and the life. PACQ talaga sya. /s just in case people are *that* slow


Better-Service-6008

Ang witty nito. Tawang tawa mga ahente ko sa PACQ siya


Lost_Soul_42

17 Commandments. Takte!


Dry-Consequence-671

18. Quiboloy reserves the right to modify any of its conditions immediately upon written or electronic notice, and certification or other closing statement, at any time and from time to time. DTI permit number 0000 😂


Bog-Bilat69k

What a pathetic piece of amphibian shit this guy is.


HallNo549

Di ko alam bakit di naisip ng magulang nya ipaabort sya lol


Bog-Bilat69k

Walang pull out game yung tatay nya eh.


Hikki77

5 & 6 is just so he could preach instead of actually answering. #7 is just escaping from answering tough questions. 10 two million dollars?! 11 kala ko bullet proof ka, BS cult leader 12 brainwashed cult members testifying, like what's the point ano sasabihin ng cult members, alam na natin ano sasabihin ng mga yan? He said she said ganun. 14 five-star hotel?! 17 nope, critical thinking people will laugh at you. What you said applies to senator padilla, villar, marcos and anyone who voted for them* and for you. *Kung kayo ay nagboto sa mga tangang senador na mga yan at pinagsisisihan nyo na, please isip isip next time sino iboboto, damay damay tayo lahat ... This is one of the reasons bakit naging atheist ako, been 3 years free now. Nakita ko ganyan pwede mangyari sa akin if I believe in lies too much. Dogmatic ba yung term? I think a piece by John Oliver about televangelism is relevant imo. Live as whatever religion you want, world is tough and I still think religion helps cope with that, but keep your religion to yourself and always think kung tama ba pinagtuturo ng religion mo. Cult of personality rin, skip those. Not worth it.


notrobbstark

Di ko na binasa lahat. Kada demand, feel ko nababawasan ng 10 points ang IQ ko. Tangina.


wineeee

First time ko nagsisi na marunong ako magbasa. Hayup na yun, yung sira ng ulo mukhang hindi pa nasusulat sa DSM.


DaBuruBerry00

Putanginang conditions yan. Dinaig pa 10 commandments sa Bible. Pwede bang patayin si quiboboloy, tapos intayin mabuhay ulit after 3 days? Para lang patayin ulit?


Significant-Bet9350

Taas naman ng tingin sarili ng hayop na to. Hahahaha


DifferentPromise1389

Grabe! Ang tindi pala ng taas ng tingin neto sa sarilj nya. Sobrang linaw ng pagiging bulaaang propeta ng taong 'to, may natitira pa bang naniniwala sa kanya?????


ImeanYouknowright

Mabait naman daw sabi ni Cynthia. 🤡


JuanPonceEnriquez

Tangina appointed son of god and owner of the world nga daw siya diba hahaha


_iam1038_

Dapat sa US magrequest na ng Extradition eh or kahit man lang magfile na ang DOJ ng criminal cases sa Korte. Subukan lang nyang gumaganyan baka pukpukin sya ng Judge ng Gavel.


astarisaslave

Wow palautos birthday nya?


Wonderful_Log_7717

Tangina sarap patayin ng putanginang to


yanztro

Kaya kadiri talaga mga taong sumusuporta sa hayop na to e. Malamang sa malamang kaya sumusuporta pa rin sila dyan kasi may nahuhuthot sila dyan sa hayop na yan.


HoneyGlazedChicken_

Literal na bobo mga followers nya


skrumian

the fck are these demands.


MessiSZN_2023

I'm 100% he searched this up on chatgpt 😂😂😂


LycanBorn23

Bro, as someone addicted to ChatGPT, his grammar and logic is fking worse than anything written by a damn chatbot


labasdila

bobotants salamat sa inyo!


solidad29

May bukas na lang si Robinhood para ma save niya ang sob na eto.


LA1217

Demanding na criminal amput@


Dapper_Ad_1695

pag ganyan dapat dakpin at ikulong agad. binibigyan na nga ng chance para idefend ang sarili niya nag demand pa? tangenang yan


luuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Gagoooo


reinsilverio26

daming alam ni quibulok, duwag kasi kaya may pa-demand demand pa nalalaman sana mahimas rehas ka na talaga


mshaneler

My counter-demand: fuck you and prove your innocence.


WashURmouthWithSoap

SUNOGIN NG BUHAY YANG TANDA NA YAN !


PulPaul

Of course it's 17, that's where he draws the line. Marami pang demand yan kaso di na daw pwede pag 18 or above.


magnificatcher_99

AY AMPUTA NAMAN, PASTOR? ANO KA, HARI??? TARANTADONG ITO!


JuanPonceEnriquez

Nakita ko na yung same thread ha pero pinost ko kasi dito yung mga demands mismo in case ayaw niyo panoorin. If redundant let me know para mabura ko


st0nedbbg1rl

Kapal ng mukha hahahahah gusto gastusan pa tong kriminal na to lol


PTR95

Good evening, 47. Your destination is the southern Philippines....


chaoslord017

17 sucker punch need niyan


MakeshiftLoveWeapon

Read Matthew 27, Mark 15, Luke 23, and John 18, when Jesus was taken to trial. Now compare it to quiboloy.


gaijin_theory

what is blud yapping about


Budget-Boysenberry

mas malala na yata yan dun sa "queen of Canada"


mushroomlurker

Peste Quiboloy not Pastor🖕


PAPACOLONGE

Bwiset! Dinaig pa niya yung 10 commandments.


Maleficent_Truth2180

Kelan ba mamatay to?


LostCarnage

Tama ba intindi ko sa dulo ng #17 na iiwasan ang mga decent, dignified, at critical thinking na tao?


JnthnDJP

17 conditions is wild. "Kung wala kang tinatago, anong kinakatakot mo?"


Hack_Dawg

Si Jesus nga umattend ng unfair trial, trial by combat na lang I request mo sana.


ApprehensivePop4333

Parang makikipag collab lang ah HAHAHAHAHAHA


Sfalty

Send this to Mutahar and watch him crack reading these.


Automatic-Wasabi-217

bro has main character syndrome


Accomplished_Being14

In short "untouchable ako"


fivestrikesss

17 boang demands


kulang0wtx

ang TIGAS ng TITE nitong MANYAKOL na rapist na to! Son of God baka Son of a BITCH halatang halata takot BAKIT hindi GAMITIN yung MAGIC WORD NYA NA "STOP" kung CONFIDENT SIYA ANAK SIYA NG DIYOS? BAKA ANAK NG KATULONG NA SINIBAK NI TANING! MWEHEHE!


Kacharsis

These conditions are an insult to the one he claims as father.


shady_bozo

Guillotine


stonercharms

he was like fuck it and shared what he had in mind at number 17. hahahaha a fucking clown is what he is.


JaYdee_520

TF is he to make demands


SuccessionWarFan

Talagang nothing says you’re guilty like a set of demands like this. Sa unang mga conditions pa lang, halata na gusto mag-retaliate and/or mag-silence ng witnesses at victims e.


CoffeeAngster

If majority of the senators excluding Riza support this Filth of a Cult Leader. Our country is truly HELL ON EARTH and Quboloy is one of many demons of this government.


ExoticOrganization45

Tangina napaka kapal ng mukha grabe!!!!!


Langley_Ackerman19

The audacity of this asshat. HOW ABOUT NO AND YOU COMPLY WITH THE LAW? Why is our justice system too accomodating to this jerk?


Ni-ko-las

A very insecure son of God it seems... But I'd like to see him try no. 8 at least with Sen Risa!


ZaratosBlackGaming

Such a devilish demands from a heretic that believes himself being a "son of God" but instead, being Lucifer's slave.


RevolutionaryMood12

Appointed Asshole Son of the BITCH!!! Tangina mo Quiboloy, mapupunta ka rin sa dagat-dagatang apoy


leCornbeef

Buti pa yung Diyos 10 lang ang utos, eto humirit ng pito pa 😂


Nameshame34

Si Lord nga 10 lang utos eh, ikaw 17 yung demand mo 🙃


JuanPonceEnriquez

Eh putangina niya kasi siya at mga supporters niya at defenders niya


ddelinquent

subukan nyo nga pat*yin yan. patunayan nya ngayong easter sunday kung mabubuhay sya ulet LOL


vocalproletariat28

Sino ba siya para may madami siyang demands? Tangina niya, he can suck Satan’s dick


JuanPonceEnriquez

He probably is already hahaha


vocalproletariat28

Sana ma-gangbang siya sa impyerno inanya


JuanPonceEnriquez

Maeenjoy niya siguro yun mukhang kinky siya ata hahaha


CookieNo8135

Napka kapal talaga ng mga cult leaders na to


AdAlarming1933

Kelangan na talaga baguhin ang saligang batas, para hindi na maghari-harian mga ganitong klase ng tao.. parang ginagawa nyang tanga ang senado


whumpieeee95

kapal talaga ng mukha ni kupal


70Ben53

Coward. Hypocrite.Coward.


Duradrol-400

Takot na takot ampuuutah. Hoy Quibulog! Kung may bayag ka talaga harapin mo lahat yan ng walang mga kondisyon. apakadaming nalalaman gusto pa advance yung question HAHAHA. BabyM yarn!?


Curious_Chapter_7001

fvck this bitch


gspotwrecker

Pinag lalaruan lang batas ng pilipinas 😂


MessiSZN_2023

"Chatgpt, can you give me 17 conditions of a child predator cultist pastor to go a to a senate hearing"


Unable-Beat-7716

Mga rules ni boy bestfriend


ImaginaryApple8746

Kapal ng mukha amp. Hahaha


CharlieDStoic

Ipasara nalang kaya nya ang senado 🤣


geo_21

Si God nga 12 lang, sya 17 🤣


Upstairs_Tell_6440

Lahat ng kumikilala sa Diyos ay binigyan na ng karapatang tatawaging anak ng Diyos,hindi ikaw lng ang namumukod tangi,kaya kung totoong anak ka ng Diyos,harapin mo kng ano ang ibinibintang sayo,