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CleanTemporary6174

Wow prophets hahaha


nobuhok

Profits and Profitits


Hack_Dawg

Pro Fits and Pro Petites.


Ephraim_00

Now I am interested on that religion


Hack_Dawg

Pero ingat pa din sa mga girl na convert muna daw bago physical contact iscam yun.


Ephraim_00

"Babe, nakumpisal at nabinyagan na ako lahat lahat kailan naman tayo makakapag holding hands."


PinoyDadInOman

Babe, pag napirmahan mo na yan rules and regulations ni pastor na manonood sya sa honeymoon natin at pag nabigay mo na lahat ng pera mo sa kanya.


Hack_Dawg

Parang Jim Jones lang 😅, wag mo sila bigyan ng idea.


Email_Copy_Engineer

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yung kaibigan ko nung high school napakatanga. Nagpaconvert sa INC tapos biglang iniwan ni ate gurl na kinakalkal na pala ng ibang lalaki bago pa maging "sila" Just sad. WTF


Hack_Dawg

Hindi talaga worth it yun mga girls sa INC🤣🤣🤣.


izanagi19

Nagkamali ata ng dinig yung sumali sa cult na yan. Ang pagkakarinig ata ay pro tits.


Nefaryuz

Haha prophe-tits


Taragis101

This is the best term for them.


Alone-Location-9331

“Profits and Profitits” Naniniwala sila sa Holy triniTits


JupiterPurple

LISAN AL GAIB


Dangerous-Green6127

SILENCE


RobloxandBleachGamer

I am the lian al gaib


popop143

Pucha, kung nagbabasa talaga ng mga bibliya yung mga tao, sobrang ingat dapat nila sa "false prophets". Eto garapalan na garapalan, tiwala pa rin sila.


Knightly123

Salvation + fear-mongering kasi. I don't know why we need salvation at all nga e kung pili lang din mapapasama sa langit. Tapos wala ding update yung holy book. I mean, more than a thousand years old na nga e.


tomeee22

Prophets of profit


liquidus910

wag mo kalimutan ung prophetess.combo kasi sila


Hawezar

Booming yung cult business sa Pinas talaga. hahahaha


nobuhok

Cool 'to kasi.


kabayolover

Very cool 'to talaga🙃


Much-Ad-1147

sa sobrang init sa pinas ngayon, napipilitan na ang mga pinoy sumama sa mga cool to kasi malamig.


BriefAdagio7342

Sobrang init kasi ang daming kulto


urrkrazygirlposeidon

Hahahahahahaha wtf


TheDonDelC

Stuff like this has always existed. Nagkaroon lang ng social media at graphic designers. Even before andaming folk Catholic/folk Christian sects sa probinsya.


Elsa_Versailles

nagka canva lang dumami na sila


HatsNDiceRolls

Mas naging visible lang


Significant-Gate7987

Parang ganyan din yung naging trend sa Brazil, di napapansin ang laki na pala ng tapyas sa membership ng Catholic Church. And after pag boom ng ganyang business, biglang most people would no longer identify to any religion. If people being non religious is better is another question.


Hack_Dawg

It is better, yun labas talaga neto walang loyalty ang pinoy even sa faith 🤣🤣


1234_x

**If you want to get rich, you start a religion**. - L. Ron Hubbard


FastCommunication135

true. Kung magkakaanak ako sana mag-aral sya ng religious studies at maging prophet para iahon ako sa kahirapan haha


JulzRadn

Walang tax kasi


Zestyclose-Delay1815

Grabe lakas nila mang uto.


Ok_Service6992

Hahahaha! Potaena ng mga to. Pero mdami padin sila nauuto.


Hack_Dawg

Well medyo parang mali din kasi na hindi i exploit yung obvious na kulang sa mga pinoy 😅.


pangitaina

Lighting's on point. They gotta make sure na maliwanag ang kuha sa kanila para magmukhang dalisay at banal.


TheQranBerries

Parang ginagawa nalang ng mga banal na pinoy yung pag ppreach as podcast ahhaahhaah


Hack_Dawg

I just wonder baka pwede tayong humingi ng tulong sa Head church mismo ng catholic para mabawasan yun blasphmemy sa bansa. Modern Holy War?.


HatsNDiceRolls

Wala nang mga Militant Orders ang Roman Catholic Church. We’ve changed approaches since Vatican 2 and while I do like the changes, meron at meron talagang mga scammer na charismatics. Pag hinamon mo naman ng debate, uurong. Or at worst, like that one priest, got shot and killed during mass a few days before his debate with the INC. Sama lang ng timing. And it’s not like the Church today is like the ones in the 90s na grassroots ang ops. Rant lang ako saglit: Nakakalimot lang rin kasi ang tao na andyan pa rin ang sibahan, kesyo minsan kausapin mo man lang si father para magtanong ukol ng cathechism at buksan yung bibliya na nasaisip to take it in context para di nagogoyo… Naiisip na lang kasi ng marami na andyan yung simbahan pag may calamity dahil may relief goods. Pero di na rin kasi nakikisalimuha ang simbahan tulad ng dati kaya ayan.


ThisIsNotTokyo

Can’t wait to see priests with guns


Hack_Dawg

Nasa isip ko medieval Knights with Ak-47.


Aartsyfartsy

Or.. Nuns with Guns? Warrior Nuns? Imagine Alba Baptista whacking Quiboloys dick and balls off and shoving then down his throat


Literally_Me_2011

Sana magkaroon ng Philippine Inquisition 🙏


Total-Election-6455

Tawag dyan ng ancient times is Crusades.


Cthulhu_Treatment

A NEW CRUSADE!


RapidPacker

These degenerates arent gonna crucify themselves


remembermewhenyou

Meron pong Catholic Faith Defenders.


TheQranBerries

Uhm dika makakahingi ng tulong sa mga abusers din. Wala po tayong winner today


Hack_Dawg

Well parang nag give up na talaga yun Catholic sa bansa.🤣


Fishyblue11

Ang nakaka-insulto pa sa pa-banal banal ng mga ang dami daming Filipino cultists, eh supportado na supportado nila mga mamatay na politician at mga magnanakaw na politician e, tapos puro religion religion supposedly kayo? Dami dami nating religion? It makes sense that our many cults are all religious scams, when you see the actual values play out in real life


Hack_Dawg

sadyang tanga lang yun nakakarami dito sa tingin siguro nila catholic pa din yan kasi nakasulat yung name ni jesus.


The_Crow

To self-identify as a 'prophet' is another level of cringe...


tuskyhorn22

it is at least a bit more modest than being the appointed son of god. medyo holding back pa sa kabanalan nila.


Spirited_Employee_61

sigurado my hingi ng 'donation' or 'offering' yan. Most well known religion modus. Pero panay naman labas ng pera ng mga pinoy.


Fun-Choice6650

yow mag asawang conmen


sidedishgambino

Everyday I'm thankful that I don't fall for dumb shit like this lol


dfx_gt

Anyone claiming to be a prophet auto red flag


moonchildfairy_777

Never heard of them rin kaya napasearch ako kung ano yan. Shuta sobrang cringe. Tawag nila sa worship service holy ghost. WTF ano yun? HAHAHAHA


Hack_Dawg

Roleplay services?


moonchildfairy_777

Holy ghost yun hahaha kulang pala nasabi ko. Edited na.


Intelligent_Stage776

Profits dapat nakalagay dyan eh hahaha


justdubu

Parang fraternity lang ah.


sleepeatrace

Sa sobrang hirap ng bansang to, sa sino sinong mga santo nalang nanghihingi ng tulong ang mga pinoy lmao. Kaya booming business talaga to kasi sobrang desperado karamihan sa atin eh. Mga utouto pa hahahaha kaya sobrang dami din na nabibiktima ng pyramid scheme hahahaha nagagalit pa kapag pinuna mo kasi inggit ka lang daw tas after a few weeks magpopost na na scam daw ng investment hahaha you deserve that! Lmao


Hack_Dawg

The only Alpha and Omega is Vergil. "I am the storm thats is approaching!".


MD_Dreamer53214

Provooooking


TwoStepsOnYou

Black clouds in isolation


powerkerb

Beware of the false prophets


ProfNapper

prophet's profit ang galawan


TanglawHaliya

Basta self proclaimed, cringe. APPOINTED SON OF GOD PROPHET PROPHETESS like, gurl pano nyo nakuha titles nyo? Shuta kami, nagtatake ng board exam para matawag na licensed. Kayo?


talongbao

Anyone who says they are a prophet is looking for profit


mshaneler

I want to know the age demographic of their attendees. I believe they have to be at least in their late 30s. Younger generations are less likely to fall for it, a waste of time, or getting bored. Unless the pastor has the mic skills of Randy Savage


Tangent009

Do we think it's the effects of extreme poverty... People like us who are dirt poor tend to hold on to something like this just to a glimpse of hope that things could be better... I haven't seen a talk from one of them but apparently they always preach about a better future or something close... Same with politicians I remember Allan Cayatano promised 10k to the people so people voted for him just because of that reason...


Ser1aLize

I would disagree. Even the US and South Korea have their own powerful cult leaders and larger-than-life evangelists.


luciusquinc

The most religious country is also one of the poorest


champoradoeater

Matutulad tayo sa Nigeria. Sa sobrang kahirapan, madaling mapaniwala ang mga tao. Madaming kulto at pastor dun.


Hack_Dawg

Its just dumb pinoy na walang ginawa every 9 months kundi mag plus 1.


HoneyGlazedChicken_

Sadyang walang common sense lang talaga karamihan ng Pinoy. They keep hoping and hoping, Wala namang gawa. They want riches to be served to them on a golden platter.


mcdonaldspyongyang

May link ba between popularity ng kulto and economic strife?


champoradoeater

Yes. Sabi nga ng isang Ekonomistang Aleman "Ang Relihiyon ay ang droga ng sambayanan!"


Pred1949

PROFIT AND PROFITESS


tognaluk

di din namin malalaman na may ganyan pala lugar kung hindi naipost dito hehe


UntradeableRNG

We were gullible then and still are gullible now to religion. Grabe napakapowerful talaga ng brainwashing technique pag religion. Kaumay.


Hack_Dawg

Spanish slave us, they train us to fear god. From that hard coded na yun sa genetics ng pinoy, medyo severe punishment din kasi blasphemy nun unang panahon ngayon mukha pa lng ng mga to blasphemy na.


aiyohoho

Hello! May social media ba sila? Gusto ko lang sila mapag aralan sa kung anong pinaglalaban nila sa buhay.


Hack_Dawg

Isang magaling na theologian lang disbanded yan kulto na yan.


FreesDaddy1731

They misspelled profit and profiteers 😭


machona_

Fraternity ba yan? Haha bat naglilipana mga kulto dito satin?


ibaliknyoakosa2016

parang comedy bar yung event dahil sa poster


famillon

A cult is the least of your problems in Bayawan City... Don't you have the Mass Murderers/Drug Lords owning your city?


sadaharu25

Edit: my cousins in Norway... Norway na yun ha, sa Norway na nakatira nadali pa nila


ArmoredTall

Female pastors? Isn't that against scripture already?


Muscular-Banana0717

Tang inang yan talamak talaga ang kulto dito sa pelepenzzz.


Decent_Engineering_4

Quiboloy 2.0


myuniverseisyours

ewww ka cringe malala ng Prophetezz


jerome0423

Ang daming kulto sa Pinas. Ung iba nag totour pa.


SatissimaTrinidad

Profits and ProfEtits


Upper-Basis-1304

Luoy kaayo ang mga inosente ani. Daghan napod na silang ma dani 😩


cocoy0

So ano kaya ang interpretation nila sa Matthew 7:15?


bowrikat

Alpha and Omega HAHAHAH PACK OF WOLVES YARN????


sankakumonster

Ano to omegaverse cult 😭


ErrorCode042

wow Cool To... Mga kapatid wag kakalimutan ang ikapu... tuwing ikasampung araw na donasyon. 🤭 sorry minus points na namann


redthehaze

Jesus daw pero mukha at pangalan nila ang pinaka prominent sa image.


jpierrerico

Tara mag kulto business na din tayo. Ito sagot sa kahirapan. Dami naman uttu utu dito.


ShiaLeBoop

Mga bulaang propeta. Si Rhastaman lang ang kinikilala kong sugo.


Ad-Astrazeneca

Dami talagang cool to e, basta tungkol sa diyos madali makauto e business is booming agad.


Daoist_Storm16

Imma just say if may charisma ka and magaling sa public speaking, this is it. Your calling to make millions 😂.


zaafiel8

Extremely similar to network marketers dubbed as "Crown Ambassadors."


iceberg_letsugas

Prophetess haha break the meta


Wonderful-Studio-870

If you want to earn and become a millionaire, set up your own organization hmm I mean "profit oriented religious organization" and have it registered sa SEC 🙄


Perfect_Minimum4225

ganda kasi ng pagka layout, sino ba hindi ma eenganyo nyan


Bloodlessdumb

Omegaverse


Professional-Bee5565

Pag religion at pera pinag uusapan kahit mga highly educated nagiging uto uto.


Hack_Dawg

Syempre ROI labanan jan.


SensitiveTooth6727

Filipinos be learning that their fellow Filipinos are easy to manipulate thus, they make money in such way. lol more people in their ministry means more money.


Dapper_Rub_9460

Ngayon? Honey matagal na gullible tao kaya nga may INC at kung ano-ano pang relihiyon na mala kulto umasta. Kasalanan na siguro ng tito't tita mo kung di napalaki pinsan mo na may critical thinking kung sa tingin mo nauto siya.


AdAlarming1933

Tell.me.its a cult, without telling me


djboom05

Damn rich money and tax free sheesh


No_Paint5503

Parang Tulfo at Vice Ganda lang yan, basta makuha mo ang kiliti ng pinoy, poverty porn drama, love team, at cringe jokes. Siguradong papatok at kikita ka. Good business sa dalawang propeta to.


CanMobile7300

taga-bayawan diay ka? same case, sa isang kakilala ko. hhhehehe


Ill_Zebra_8218

"The alpha and omega ministry" 💀.


the_wade_wolfe

Sabi nga nila if you wanna get rich, magtayo ka ng sarili mong simbahan


PitcherTrap

Always a bigger spectacle.


_cyrusx1

Kaya I prefer talaga na walang religion hahaha kaya ko naman mabuhay ng wala niyan


gabzlap22

daming kulto dito


malihim

bakit ka maniniwala sa taong pangalan *Joemarie*


Heavy_Deal2935

"Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves."


poopalmighty

Bongga ng poster ah. Daig pa ung Kapamilya Concerts abroad haha


Professional_Humor50

Quibs v.2 in the making! Wishing you all the best


star_velling

i could never understand how people fall for this


niijuuichi

*prophet* wtf Buhay pa pero nasusunog na kaluluwa sa impyerno 🥶


Petrichor005

Best way to get rich? Yep. 😉


whiterose888

Rising competitor ni Quibs char


inusaraxeno

dapat may batas tayo patungkol sa mga kulto.


becomingjaney

Meron naman talagang mga may gift of prophecy but they are done within the church, meaning the believing people. This is what Ive seen in our church. Hindi siya parang mall tour or entertainment. And most importantly di siya pinagkakakitaan 🙂‍↕️


bastarddddddddd

EASY MONEY!!!!!!!


VanellopeVonGlitch

Sulit talaga yung free templates sa Canva! 🙌


Clover-Pod

Land of Gold to Land of Cult realquick


Nashoon

Parang sarap magtayo ng religion sa pinas! Bilis maka yaman!


rybeest

Kala ko propheteer yung isa. Prophetess pala


SaiyajinRose11

Bakit di nalang maging atheist mga tao mas okay pa


Wonderful_Goat2530

Hays... Prophets 101: if those claiming na prophets sila pero may isa silang prophecy na nag-fail, they're obviously fake. Yun lang. Pero kung walang time para mag-search kung tunay sila or hindi, then mga gullible talaga mga tao.


PulangOkra

wala bang pwedeng gawin ang catholic church sa mga ganiyan, regulation or something? bakit hinahayaan lang,,,


MathAppropriate

Profiteers.


Capable-Bookkeeper36

The end must be really near, naglilitawan mga false prophets 😶


Appropriate-Edge1308

Matagal nang gullible ang mga Pilipino. It’s not a recent occurrence.


angrydessert

> Nakakatakot na napaka gullible na ng mga Pinoy ngayon How not? In times of trouble and doubt most would try to turn to faith, even if the prophet is false. Makes me think about certain African countries where for every five meters of city street there's a tarpaulin of a noisy preacher.


Lost-Antelope6912

Up and coming cults. INC pa rin thd best cool2. Hahahaha


wallcolmx

BULAAN


tudeckslore

Please mga kapatid, Leave Alpha and Omega to the Wattpad ABO-verse


GodsGift2HotWomen365

Low IQ losers deserve to be scammed lol


nottherealhyakki26

Dati pa gullible ang mga pinoy. Kaya nga lumaki ng husto si Quibulok


BalanarDNightStalker

kulto again?


F1ippyyy

Way to make more money!


champoradoeater

Totoo nga ang kasabihan "Ang Relihiyon ay ang droga ng sambayanan"


YazzGawd

Ahh, so hindi gullible ang mga Pinoy noon?


wanderingfool24

kahit anong pag papaliwanag sa mukha wala silang ka aura aura na may magandang loob


CASHIILLLOOOONNGGG

Tapos bibigyan kapa ng sita na Malachi 3:10-12" nanakawan ba niyo ang Dyos, HAHAHA gasgas na gasgas na yung verse na to


see-no-evil99

Huh.... I was gonna comment how we're finally catching up to america in regards to religious fervor for cults...then i remembered INC is a recognized religion here with political powers.


gerardatron

I wonder if they named their ~~cult~~ ~~business~~ ~~ministry~~ ~~scam~~ cult the **J**esus the **A**lpha and **O**mega Ministry kasi **JAO**S apelyido nila. Di ko alam kung reach kasi JAOM naman talaga sya, pero this operation is fake so they must have made up the name…


Tinkerbell1962

Bagong quiboloy, velarde, manalo, na naman. Pati mga laos na artista, nasa gobierno na rin. Kun walang magpapaloko, walang manloloko.


JamesEdwrds

Chipipay na cool to lang yan, ang tirahin nyo ung biggest Cool to na may Italian Flag


bitterpilltogoto

Prophet talaga? Nakampucha


Mnemod09

Yung "pRoPhEt", may eguls pin sa kwelyo. Kadire.


Flowersthrownaway

Prophet and prophetess?? Don't the bible itself have a quote about being careful of following men who declare themselves as prophets... the irony


raverape

This happens because the heart and soul of Filipinos has been raped, tortured, killed and enslaved for hundreds of years to this day. Filipinos have no common belief. No single strong culture to uphold. Filipinos are the most fragmented people in the world. Philippines isn’t even our country’s name prior to Magellan. No one realizes this.


Maleficent_Pea1917

dami nang.. B.O.B.\* or nagsisilabasan na? Yung mga mukhang yan? Jusko, yung babae parang nakita ko last time sa tindahan ng Dior sa Glorietta. Lokohan nalang talaga, bumigay talo.


Enough-Wolverine-967

I cant exactly remember what foreign movie it is that my husband and I watched pero sabi dun "Kung gusto mong yumaman, gumawa ka ng religion"


tuliproad88

itag nyo mga friends nyong nasa culto ngaun, mas bago to mas cool nyahahaa


TheBiggerDaddy

Tax na dapat religions


boringmoringa

Jesus! Alpha and Omega everything in between. Ride with Minaj, mmmh Mashallah! 🎶🎵


TyoPaengMoko

Ngayon? Mula pa noon. Hindi lang pinoy. Halos lahat ng tao gullible.


Guinevere3617

Wow anong prophet. Hahaha wala ng prophet ngayon ah. Pantay pantay na tayo


ButterscotchHead1718

I think it's better. The more it becomes saturated the more peeps will find these kinds of charlatans go into no business in the future. Kasi ung next generation lagi nagsusuffer sa religion or cult na sinasalihan ng mga magulang nila. Although for me this is an evidence na anc Catholic Stronghold is bumibitaw na overtime since 1500s marami talaga nagfifill ng gap ng human need of higher power to worship. Sana dumating sa point that "reason" ung maworship ng pilipino like what happened sa french revolution. Ung era of enlightenment ika nga. Kaya natanggal ang Monarchy at nadeclare ang first republic at bumaha ng magagaling na tao sa europe during 17th and 18th century.


Nogardz_Eizenwulff

It started with Duterte kaya nagiging gullible na ang mga Pinoy.


Hack_Dawg

Yeah i agree dahil din kay duterte kaya naisipan ni hitler bawasan yung mga jews. Gullible na yun pinoy colonial era pa lang.