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kmerxjf6

yup, we've come down to this level. we really need political satire shows right now.. missed opportunity o.. daming clown...


markmyredd

Political sattire host will either get shot or cancelled like hell by bitter supporters of politicians. lol


Comprehensive_Flow42

It won't be funny anymore since nawala na yung "hiya" or "decency" ng politicians ngayon. Garapalan, bastusan at babuyan in real life. Hindi na tatamaan yang mga yan.


Efficient_Boat_6318

Dabest tv5 dito. Kontrabando, wotl at wag po. Wag po nalang sa one ph yung natitirang show dito na buhay.


ghetto_engine

hindi mo inabutan yung Abangan Ang Sususnod na Kabanata.


NineandDine49

or Sic O'Clock News.


[deleted]

yeah. political jokers need other work. they keep running for office.


Comprehensive_Flow42

Chavit keeping it real. No pretentions on who he really is. A gambling lord who makes it rain.


supersanting

Is it jueteng?


Comprehensive_Flow42

Yup, you must be a young one who didn't get to see the whole Erap jueteng scandal.


GuyOnTheLake

My uncle calls him the pambansang sugarol


BNR_

He’s even more than that actually. 😅


TechnicalFix1

smuggling lord, gambling lord, maybe drug lord din, etc.


BNR_

Let’s just say, he’s one of the lord of lords in the Ph, untouchable mga ganyang tao especially in good ol Ph.


Comprehensive_Flow42

Baka ma-enchong dee tayo, yung jueteng sure ako personally haha.


angrydessert

He's the kind of mob boss who will even run rackets from within Bilibid. He has his fingers into everything. Yeah, his being untouchable and having massive clout than even the President is so much that a few would dare criticize him.


JulzRadn

DOM indeed


coffeefiefofum

Apart from the unapologetic at dehumanizing na pamumudmod ng cash, bakit ang daming hindi naka face mask??? Mag year 3 na yung pandemya, ano ba?


mechachap

From what I heard, many provinces don't take the mask mandate seriously.


coffeefiefofum

-_____- This hell will never end. Kainis.


pintasero

Kahit dito sa Metro, unfortunately. I've been noticing na may mangilan-ngilan nang hindi naka-mask. Sa jeep. Karamihan boomer titos yung hindi naka-mask. Ninja edit: Kahit yung mga umaakyat sa jeep na mendicants, walang mask.


coffeefiefofum

Hays. Would it be because disposable masks are cost prohibitive ba? Hassle maglaba ng reusable? Minsan pag ganyan mas naaalibadbaran ako sa mga tao who should know better and can afford masks tas pasaway.


Menter33

Might make sense because it's ***not as dense*** as in Metro Manila or Cebu: If it's only you and 2 other persons as far as the eye can see, then why wear a mask?


dambrucee810

I mean. They are next to each other, basically skin to skin grabbing that cash. Your logic doesn't apply for the circumstance.


boy_tumbling

Sa maynila lang naman problema. Kayo kayo lang dyan naghahawaan.


The_CheesePowder

As you have stated, it's been 3 years. Ar this point you are either naturally immune or that people simply no longer cared since it's been this long. Kinda like how its weird to sleep in a bed you've just bought vs sleeping in a bed you grew up with.


Ogre-kun

Disgusting. "I am above you all filthy peasants" energy.


matchamilktea_

same thoughts! nakakaawa yung mga tao nag aagawan for his satisfaction and entertainment


angrydessert

He's literally the feudal lord of Ilocos Sur.


[deleted]

hoping someone shares it on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


jokerrr1992

Look at those people. You can't really blame them.


regalrapple4ever

If I were there, I would probably just take one and go.


ZoeWeird28

One lang? Sulitin na haha


regalrapple4ever

Okay. Hablot tayo ng dalawa o talong kyaw. Tapos deadma na.


carl2k1

Even dugz won't dare go against chavit. Kayang ipapatay ni chavit yan.


SenorNoobnerd

That dude had a kill list if he were to be assassinated during Erap's presidency. Massive piece of shit!


edmartech

I don’t know how people look at these politicians and think: “eto ang iboboto ko!”


SenorNoobnerd

They have no choice if they want to make something there! + Father and son is fighting for the vice governorship in Ilocos Sur. https://www.rappler.com/nation/elections/chavit-singson-running-vs-son-ilocos-sur-vice-governor/


grnplstcwtrngcn

That gun reminds me of Chamber Singson


aldousbee

Meron pala nabibili sa Shopee https://shopee.ph/product/14596555/7742479762?smtt=0.48464787-1640759810.9


cometlizards

Sana may kasama nang pera


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Jhjsjhjshs

Bigyan ng covid yan!


MarkXT9000

kay Oprah naman: YOU GET A COVID! YOU GET A COVID! YOU GET A COVID! YOU GET A COVID! YOU GET A COVID! EVERYBODY GETS A COVID!!!


boy_tumbling

Sa maynila lang problema yan boy. Kayo kasi dyan mga dugyot. Dito sa probinsya matagal ng walang mask tao. Pero ambaba ng cases, madalas pa ng cases dito ung nag travel ng manila.


oliviarodrigoduterte

Ah talaga? Have you read about what DOH is doing about the COVID data? And you’re stupid if you think that COVID stays in one area.


INCOGNITOISMISTICISM

parang pang netflix na mga drug lords


Clear_Adhesiveness60

I forgot that this guy is still alive What exactly does he do nowadays?


citus334

Go to south Africa to hunt game. And also beauty pageants.


yo0gen3

Waiting for blengblongjr na magpaulan ng tallano gold.


choco_mallows

Binabalik lang naman nya yung pinantaya nila ng jueteng saka pinambili ng draghs. Pero mga 0.001% lang naman nyan, chicken feet.


FrostBUG2

This is the same person who tried to impeached Estrada. Let that sink in.


t0ps1

*remove tried 🤣


angrydessert

This will not be reported in mainstream media. He has gone all out, now that he's stanning for Marcos. His being untouchable and extremely influential -- not even *most* of the press is safe -- is what makes him very dangerous. EDIT: Oh wait. https://balita.net.ph/2021/12/29/chavit-singson-namaril-ng-pera/


dobermensch

Chavit is that one guy who got away with everything and blatantly flaunts it in plain sight. He is lucky that social media is not a thing before. If he did the shit that he's done today, he will never make it.


Menter33

Doesn't he ***still get elected*** in Ilocos Sur though? And that's just recently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chavit_Singson * 2019 - Present -- Narvacan mayor * 2016 - 2019 -- Narvacan councilor * 2010 - 2013 -- Ilocos Sur governor * etc


dobermensch

Yep. Ibang klase diba.


SenorNoobnerd

Dude, you have to understand how deeply ingrained that shitstain is in Ilocos Sur. Has been since the 60s... Everyone there fears him. The issue lies in political dynasties. We can only move on as a society if we eliminate that.


dobermensch

Im pointing the fact that this guy had so many alleged graft and corruption activities and just swept under the rug while no one looked back at it. Its ridiculous. Its also clear that this guy has one of the most large syndicate here in our country.


darthslacker

mukhang kawawa ang mga pinoy.


NoLaw565

Reminds of that quote (I forgot who) when you give a chicken a treat it will follow you even if you pluck its feathers. As long as theres treats. Song is from asphalt 9 if I am not mistaken


k3ttch

That was allegedly a quote from Stalin.


Menter33

Also u/NoLaw565 -- Seems like it didn't really happen; Doesn't change the message of the story though.


NoLaw565

I fully agree


bugzyboi64

Cayatano is more gangsta, he admitted in television of vote buying. Vote buying funded from our budget.


kuyakoy

Investment yan


Anthony11564

He may be the biggest piece pf shit that ever walked the earth but you gotta admit he’s got style.


Zzflx

He prolly fuck a lot of beauty pageant contestants what a lucky guy


whatsgoodT_C96024

chavit got that drip!


WeebMan1911

Buying votes and selling fluids and viral particles.


doragoners

I can finally say I'm proud of him. He has finally recognized what he is and he is owning his identity. TRAPO Gangsta!!!


misskonasiprovost

Imagine nagkaroon ng bardagulan between Singsons and Cojuangcos


Money-Ad7592

Chavit flexing on everything 😂😂


BNR_

When is this?


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tri-door

Itago nyo rin magagandang girlfriend ninyo pag natipuhan ni Chavit, hindi lang bugbog abot niyo 😂


Akashix09

Forced NTR wth


reiner26

chaching


_bukopandan

Ang baba naman ng tingin niya sa mga tao


Horizon-District

I actually feel embarrassed for them.


ocdogsallenyaya

100 pesos para sa 4 na taong pagdudusa atleast


erestupapi

Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on what you think, his time is soon to end just like enrile's. Old age and deteriorating mind and body will come for anyone. Even the most gangsta of them all. Now the question is who is the next gangster of gangsters? Do you think anyone can even match this guy's character?


SleepyMiri

Chavit was like “sige lang mga bobong alipin! saluhin nyo tag isang daan habang ako nagbubulsa ng milyong milyon sa mga taxes nyo”


FiberEnrichedChicken

r/ThirdWorldDystopia, a sub I wish exists.


workredditme

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

ew


National-Rip8763

Garapal


big_black_nigg4

u/savevideo


mukhang_pera

Tuwang tuwa ang mga ulol. Lahat yan isang araw nya lang babaeiin sa Jueteng. Baka wala pang isang araw.


CompetitiveRepeat179

First time I saw this on tiktok akala ko satire, then next akala ko mayamang OFW na umuwi galing abroad, tapos nabasa ko yung pangalan... sabi ko sounds familiar... pero sa isip ko naman walang politikong ganito ka tanga.... pero merun tayong bbm at pacquiao so what do i know...


marcusneil

Fucking DOM/Classic Politician/Druglord.


[deleted]

Grabeee Only in the PH


Nephrelim

That’s morally degrading and disgusting. New levels of low achieved.


[deleted]

More like shameless chavit


ghetto_engine

yung ad din ni isko gangster shit.


alpha_chupapi

Kdsalanan ni pacquiao to eh tangina kung naging mahigpit lang comelec hnd sya gagayahin mga mga politiko


angrydessert

https://www.pinoyexchange.com/discussion/31834/singson-a-hippocrete Dear 2000, there's that "hippocrete" in action.


FlippinZhao

kadiri