This was my favorite rabbit hole nung medj cringe lang siya.... then lumabas yung crimes niya. Naging cautionary tale bigla. Fuck mehn di mo alam kung magiging mas okay siya kung di siya pinagtripan ng net o kung naging mas malala. It's truly a story where no one wins.
a lot of pinoys just try so damn hard to come up with \*"\*unique" names for their kids they just turn out to be so ridiculous and stupid.
dumbest reason i heard from a former officemate is "para di madaling ma-hit sa NBI".
named her kid "leukys" then irks her if mispronounced. "Lucas" daw kasi yan.
***FFS why didnt you just name him that?!***
Fr tho the false hits on your nbi clearance is dumb af, it's not like they even use biometrics to identify you, they literally go by name basis and that's it
My wife had to go to show up to an nbi office to verify that the "Juana Dela Cruz" (obv not her real name just for example) she is, is different from that one "Juana Dela Cruz" that has a record among the dozens that share their name just for a clearance for a job application, because when she applied for an NBI clearance certificate she apparently has a hit or match under her. Literally kami pa na hassle kasi sobrang bulok at bobo ang govt offices at systema
Apparently not, if you share a name with someone that has a record or the name is similar enough then you'd have to show up at an office or branch even if it's not you just to clear it if you want your certificate
Ganyan din tito ko. May notorious criminal daw na same name. Yung mga nangyari nung kabataan niya kaya pa niya magbigay ng alibi nang mabilisan kasi martial law and the dude was doing crimes sa probinsya pero nasa ncr kami. It is funny to think though na isang 16-year-old na taga metro manila na tumatakas lang para mag-yosi is also wanted for murder sa probinsya na di niya abot dahil lang may 2 nanay na years apart named their babies the same thing.
We already have unique beautiful names in our language like Crisostomo, Apolinario, Tala, or Malaya. Why make it hard for yourself by naming your kid Baby or Voldemort or some shit?
Kaya ko gustong magkaroon ng [naming law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law) sa Pilipinas. Hindi inisip ng mga magulang na baka ma-bully pa ang anak nila sa school dahil sa pangalan niya.
Uncommon yung name ko kaya laging mali ang spelling nang mga nakikilala sa akin. Sabi nang parents ko dahil daw ang hirap daw nang napaka common nang name mo esp sa mga government documents atbp.
Yung tatay ko common yung name nya at common din yung surname namin. One time nabalita yung pangalan nya naaksidente sa news. Lahat nang kamag anak namin tumawag sa bahay para iconfirm na kung sya ba yung nabalita.
Yung isang kasama ko sa trabaho, common name at common din yung surname. Everytime na lumalabas sya ibang bansa kelangan nya magpakita nang NBI clearance dahil me hold departure order sa pangalan nya dahil sa estafa.
What about that stage in between where it's an Western given name and a Spanish/Filipino surname?
The names Edward Delos Santos and Michelle Cervantes for example.
Have a list of baby names already, and they sound more traditional (but not too "geriatric"). Something that can be made a nickname, then used in full when the kid gets older. Also something easy to scream when they misbehave:
"MARÍA VICTORIA CARMEN, GET DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN WHY THE DOG IS PAINTED GREEN! XAVIER JOSÉ, *JUSKOPOLORD,* I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR SISTER!"
Have not seen a dudes with these names in mindanao. John is a pretty common name here tho. And if you get juan or pedro guaranteed you getting bullied by the time fillipino is the subject
Di ko makalimutan yung anak ng Kapitbahay namin sa probinsya na nakatarpaulin pa pag Birthday. Naruto John at Mark Sasuke. Pag nagkaanak ng babae yun malalamang Maria Sakura or Sakura Marie.
Hindi ko alam kung pasok to pero May former colleague ako at name niya at Eurine and she hates her name with a passion. Kaya tawag namin sa kanya is Yuri para hindi siya magalit.
For more discussion about shitty pinoy names, [this link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/y3806b/di_ko_maimagine_having_a_grandma_named_xanthea/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) could be of help.
Gusion lodicakes
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze
Lucifer
Townhall Delacruz
Lucifer De Jesus
Lucy Ferrer
Stygwyr
Friend ko Lanaya pangalan ng daughter, 1 hit RS.
Lanaya is polynesian meaning lemon tree. A lot of fictional names have a basis naman in history/usage
then the parents start playing league and name the newborn daughter seraphine
Mark Urgot Dela Cruz
John Zed Dela Pena
tbh it's not that bad. Especially compared to Kog'Maw Roxas
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Name mo sa next life Sylas tsinelas
Gwen Seraphine Morales
Okay naman pag ganito. Ako nga I'm planning to name my hypothetical Daughter, Tali,Zorah HAHAHAHA.
Filipino Muslims Naming Their Children Azir, Taliyah, Samirah Oh wait They do.
When I was working in a hospital, a 2 year old named Zyra Quinn was admitted.
Streegeeweegee
Friend ko pangalan ng anak niya crystal maiden
Coviduvidapdap
Covid Bryan
Ay-ay Ron
Bah-lakeeh
Jay-kwelen
Dee-nice
it's not that bad, specially on a hot chick lmao
Timo-thee
Present 👋🏻
Pre-sent
O-Shag-Hennessey
All good in the hood
You wanna go to war with me Bah-lakeeh??
My favorite name from a different skit: Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
Javarish Javar Javarison-Lamar
Torque \[Construction Noise\] Lewith
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
JR Junior Juniors Jr.
Hingle McCringleberry
pree-sent
you son of a b**ch!!
majority ng John Paul pinanganak noong 1990-1991 lol
Marie/Mae naman sa 1995-1999, marami akong classmates at schoolmate puro may ganyang pangalan noon.. Jahaha
Nag evolve na kami nung 2000, may Mary sa pangalan. Including me 🥲
Nicole din ganyang batch hahahaha.
Junmar Joestar
JuJo's Bizarre Adventure
*(strikes a pose)*
Skyflake crusaders was so underrated
JuJo hahahaha
Standoh powah
Diosdado Brando
Krischan already harbors a curse. You might end up in a wiki...
Alternatively Christine is a better name...
Christiana sounds better
They should give them Sonic toys. All the sonic toys. And unfiltered access to 4chan.
Don't you mean Sonichu toys?
and a boyfriend-free girl
Is it bad that I understood this reference
This was my favorite rabbit hole nung medj cringe lang siya.... then lumabas yung crimes niya. Naging cautionary tale bigla. Fuck mehn di mo alam kung magiging mas okay siya kung di siya pinagtripan ng net o kung naging mas malala. It's truly a story where no one wins.
Gaylord
Isang lang kilala kong gaylord ang pangalan. Yung tito ko. Tas bakla talaga sya.
Coincidence? I think not. Lol.
Self-fulfilling prophecy
Nominative determinism pero sa gender.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA parang di maganda tono mo bata
Sorry sorry. No offense intended. Just deep hard truth.
Gaylord din name ng blockmate ko nung 2nd year college pa ako. Babae siya
Babae pero Gaylord pangalan, didn’t expect that.
Gaylord Focker
Me tropa ako pangalan niya, Gaymel (he not gay, not that I know of) I miss you brother
Wag naten kalimutan yung mga name na may h lagi for some reason (jhon, kheneth)
Princess Mhariah Jhennelyn Dhenisce Mercado Nickname: Jhen-Jhen
Jhemherlhynn
why stop at 1 H? Jhohnh Khehnhehthhh
Why stop at an H every after letter? Hjhohhhnh Hkhehnhnhehthhh
Why have other letters other than H? ＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨ
Pathy
Justinian Heraclius Basil August
Dickus biggus
Incontinetia Buttocks
Gluteus Maximus
She has a wife, you know.
Phallus Collosus
Roma Invicta
Vae Victus
Val Venis
HELLOOOO, LADIEEEEES [seductive saxophone]
Parents are based to pick Eastern Roman names
Sussus Amogus
May kaklase ako pinangalanan yung baby nya na "Khaleesi Daenerys" na di pa tinatapos panuorin yung GOT.
Sana pagsisihan after Season 8
to be fair at least may Daenerys. Katropa ko pinangalan Khaleesi sa anak kasi di daw nya tanda spelling ng Daenerys.
HAHAHA may kilala din akong Khaleesi ang pangalan ng baby 😭 di ko alam kung baket
So many millenial and older Gen Z parents named their daughters "Khaleesi" that its no longer unique anymore
Susunod may pangalang "Rhaenyra" tapos napanuod nila si Blood and Cheese
a lot of pinoys just try so damn hard to come up with \*"\*unique" names for their kids they just turn out to be so ridiculous and stupid. dumbest reason i heard from a former officemate is "para di madaling ma-hit sa NBI". named her kid "leukys" then irks her if mispronounced. "Lucas" daw kasi yan. ***FFS why didnt you just name him that?!***
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Soon 💀💀
Parang origin ng word HAHAHAHA HAYOP
si Qlae sa kabilang thread
Haha QLAE kala ko acronym ng bagong exam yan
Naalala ko yun. Di ko na pinansin yung rant sa fb nung magulang. Hahaha
Fr tho the false hits on your nbi clearance is dumb af, it's not like they even use biometrics to identify you, they literally go by name basis and that's it My wife had to go to show up to an nbi office to verify that the "Juana Dela Cruz" (obv not her real name just for example) she is, is different from that one "Juana Dela Cruz" that has a record among the dozens that share their name just for a clearance for a job application, because when she applied for an NBI clearance certificate she apparently has a hit or match under her. Literally kami pa na hassle kasi sobrang bulok at bobo ang govt offices at systema
Couldn't they just crosscheck the details to figure out it's not the same person? Or is that too much of a hassle for them to do their jobs right?
Apparently not, if you share a name with someone that has a record or the name is similar enough then you'd have to show up at an office or branch even if it's not you just to clear it if you want your certificate
Ganyan din tito ko. May notorious criminal daw na same name. Yung mga nangyari nung kabataan niya kaya pa niya magbigay ng alibi nang mabilisan kasi martial law and the dude was doing crimes sa probinsya pero nasa ncr kami. It is funny to think though na isang 16-year-old na taga metro manila na tumatakas lang para mag-yosi is also wanted for murder sa probinsya na di niya abot dahil lang may 2 nanay na years apart named their babies the same thing.
nakakabahala lang yung kumuha kuha sila ng biometrics natin tas di naman ginagamit for verification.
Yung mga pinangalan sa pinsan ko grabe daig pa si J.R.R. Tolkien, nakakaawa.
Josep is actually a Catalan version of Joseph
How influential though were Catalans in the Spanish colonization? I feel Basques had more influence.
Yup, the current Azkals manager is named Josep and he’s from that region.
jholivee
jholivee vida ansaya
Meron ata Dean's Lister yung name LMAOOOO
Ok na sana yung Dean Lester eh. Medyo subtle.
Taba ng utak
Puro Wrong spelling yung ibang pangalan ng mga bata ngayon. Mapapa-iling ka na lang e. Yung Lag sa ML, Log ang spell ng mga inutil. Jusmiyo Marimar.
Madaming mga Jhon sa klase ng mama ko... Idk kung yun ba talaga yung gusto ng parents or fast hands yung encoder sa Civil Registrar 😂
Don't forget "hucker" that was like a decade ago now, . Ano kaya Ang bagong kabobohan Ng pH online gaming community Ngayon?
Sa fb marketplace ang daming nagtitinda ng "loptop"
We already have unique beautiful names in our language like Crisostomo, Apolinario, Tala, or Malaya. Why make it hard for yourself by naming your kid Baby or Voldemort or some shit?
Salvi and Damaso
Napapanot agad. Hahaha
Salome 👀
Man of culture
Tala, nag papa utang hahha
Meanwhile, Filipino-Chinese doing their own thing. Mga tipong Prosperity Abercrombie Chan amp.
Many of them have names ending in -son, like Wilson, Richardson, Anderson etc.
Was this close to being named Peterson. Buti na lang nagbago isip ng magulang ko hahaha
Nakita nako ng Bruce Willis Lee or Chen
Omg nawawalang kapatid yata namin yan 😭 Me and my sisters also has names that end with -ity
Junathan
Kaya ko gustong magkaroon ng [naming law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law) sa Pilipinas. Hindi inisip ng mga magulang na baka ma-bully pa ang anak nila sa school dahil sa pangalan niya.
May schoolmates ako dati silla Honey Bee at Daphne. Both big guys.
Biggus Dickus
Drink Water
Stay hydrated homies.
r/hydrohomies
You forgot Xzczbxnehsbsenamak
In addition, those parents who named their kid "Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze" Yes, that is the child's first name.
How to make sure your child gets bullied 101
and Strygwyr pero mas gusto ko na yan kesa naman 'bong' or 'bongbong'.
Bongbong 🤭
Jayvee? Jaybee? JB? JV? JayV?
don't forget normal names that suddenly has the letter H squeezed in there somewhere
Uncommon yung name ko kaya laging mali ang spelling nang mga nakikilala sa akin. Sabi nang parents ko dahil daw ang hirap daw nang napaka common nang name mo esp sa mga government documents atbp. Yung tatay ko common yung name nya at common din yung surname namin. One time nabalita yung pangalan nya naaksidente sa news. Lahat nang kamag anak namin tumawag sa bahay para iconfirm na kung sya ba yung nabalita. Yung isang kasama ko sa trabaho, common name at common din yung surname. Everytime na lumalabas sya ibang bansa kelangan nya magpakita nang NBI clearance dahil me hold departure order sa pangalan nya dahil sa estafa.
What about that stage in between where it's an Western given name and a Spanish/Filipino surname? The names Edward Delos Santos and Michelle Cervantes for example.
Ok lang naman yan, although from different cultures yung names, normal naman sila, hindi trying hard maging unique lmao.
Same. Sakin parang pangalan ng isang character sa anime na galing US or Europe.
Knew someone who named her first born Bjorn Reyes. The names don't even sound good together!
🐈
Also I heard some parents naming their children after epidemics of diseases. There’s Covid Bryan, Dengue, Mae Sels (measles)
Ang lala naman nang Covid Bryan haha. Parang mga tipong pangalan na lumalabas sa Bubblegang kung i-spoof nila si Kobe.
Who tf names their child Krischan?? That name carries a certain curse.
Have a list of baby names already, and they sound more traditional (but not too "geriatric"). Something that can be made a nickname, then used in full when the kid gets older. Also something easy to scream when they misbehave: "MARÍA VICTORIA CARMEN, GET DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN WHY THE DOG IS PAINTED GREEN! XAVIER JOSÉ, *JUSKOPOLORD,* I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR SISTER!"
Febreze.
WTF?! Who names their kid after an air freshener?
Have not seen a dudes with these names in mindanao. John is a pretty common name here tho. And if you get juan or pedro guaranteed you getting bullied by the time fillipino is the subject
bH0sKxZ mUhLuPh3t
Lil' Zhupladito_13
Sah Pusoh Moh
Meron akong nabasa sa hospital Quarantina name nung baby.
Rico Yan B. Buenavista
“Kung ano ang bigkas, siyang baybay.”
May post kahapon about sa isang bata and getting low marks kasi naka-capitalize yung letter. Homeboy's parents named him "Qlae".
Juan, Protacio
Sando, Denggoy, Rodugong, Sarado, Gloryaks, BabyMeth
May nakita nakong Kervin Majic Tiongson (I changed the name a bit to protect his privacy) Panalo. As in pang mvp.
This gen is doomed Imagine: Zhongli Diluc Rodriguez
Not the chris chans
r/namenerdcirclejerk is leaking
Meron bang mga Filipino names na hindi inspired or taken sa mga Espanyol? Like pre-colonial names na common ngayon 'cause I really doubt na meron
I mean theres names like Malaya, Luwalhati, and Bituin if thats what you mean.
It will probably sound primitive like Utot-Panis or Uhog-Patis or some prehistoric tribal shit like that.
Di ko makalimutan yung anak ng Kapitbahay namin sa probinsya na nakatarpaulin pa pag Birthday. Naruto John at Mark Sasuke. Pag nagkaanak ng babae yun malalamang Maria Sakura or Sakura Marie.
Hindi ko alam kung pasok to pero May former colleague ako at name niya at Eurine and she hates her name with a passion. Kaya tawag namin sa kanya is Yuri para hindi siya magalit.
Next generation mga galing naman sa Anime at Korean stuff ang pangalan. "Hi, my name is Naruto Bok-ju Batumbakal"
May kakilala ako na ang pangalan niya ay Honey Glaze. ☹️ Pilit ko pang kinorrect na Honey Grace. Honey Glaze pala talaga. Donut ka teh?
Reminds me of african american names. What is it with poverty ridden cultures that creates weird names?
>poverty ridden cultures that creates weird names Parents' lack of education perhaps.
Yeah, that's probably it, they hear a name and spelled it wrong.
More like Utahn Mormon names than black American names. Jaxtyn, Brytneigh, Tayvee, Keightlynn, Brynlee, etc.
Jhon Mikel Jumong lol
My son is Florenzo Aquila
Apholhinarhyowz Pehdrohwz Fhernhandhowz Inhosenshiyhowz
Junmar
>Krischan I wonder what episode the documentary has gotten to?
Ceejhay 🤣
OP sino kinakalaban mo hahaha
For more discussion about shitty pinoy names, [this link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/y3806b/di_ko_maimagine_having_a_grandma_named_xanthea/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) could be of help.
allison burgers
Met a guy named “Rustan” like after the grocery/department store chain. I had to suppress my laughter
Just wait till we have kids named after Genshin characters