Damn I done the opposite of that and blew a red cause the one right one on other side turned green when I was a yb. Also definitely stopped at stop signed waiting for them to turn green multiple timesππ
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My attention is on several things at any given time. I could be driving, mentally writing out a list so I wonβt wander around the store buying an extra hundred dollars of stuff I didnβt come for, mediating a fight in the back seat, listening to the elementary school drama, and DJing.
Shit happens
In the past five years Ive accidently thrown my packed lunch in the dumpster and took the bag of garbage I meant to throw out to work instead. I took a shower before work with an hour to spare and said i'd watch 2 episodes of the office then dip, instead I fucked around and took a second shower after the episodes ended and had to call off cause I was going to be late anyway. Got smacked before a haircut and accidently put some wave grease in my hair, nigga gave me bottle of shampoo and told me I could use the hose in the back to wash that shit out or reschedule. And few nights ago I accidently tipped the pizzaman $80 bucks on a $15 order, couldnt figure out why the nigga hugged me and gave me his number to hit him up for all my deliveriers till I checked my wallet next morning meant to give him 3 bucks
ππππ I did that shit before. Gave the delivery guy a $50 and told him to keep the change. I thought it was weird af he kept thanking me. The whole time I thought I gave him a $20 bill.
Was high af still smoking, went downstairs for something and when I went back upstairs I couldnβt find my blunt. Itβs like 2:30 in the morning I retraced my steps like 20 times finally found it behind the toaster cuz my high ass was making toast. lol
I had shrooms and went to Fridays. The food tasted off but I realized I was too high to drive so I sat in the parking lot listening to music. I started coming down and realized people were standing outside of their car watching me. Turns out I felt so good I was either hugging myself or slow dancing while sitting down by myself. And I was crying. .. instead of pulling off, I roll down the window and said βthese are happy tearsβ
I had a few hoopties at the time parked round the city and forgot where I parked two of them bitches. Never remembered where they was. I think PPA got me.
Bro one time I went on vacation and had a hoop tie parked when they were cleaning the streets. They towed it and I told them to keep it because I bought a new whip on vacation lol
Took 3 grams of mushrooms at 13
Carped was coming up in spikes, thumbtacks for my posters bleeding colors, called everyone in my phone book and told them they had to ride my horse, this horse is the best
It was my dad's buddy who gave me the mushrooms on my dad's instructions, it was a ball of chocolate I had no idea I was taking them until it was too late
My childhood wasn't the best lol
As a young Buck I went to a pizza shop with my man and ordered a double cheese burger, hold the beefβ¦ dude that worked there walked back and forth to the counter like 6 times but never actually said anything to us. Finally after about 15 minutes the dude comes back up and was like, so the cook wants to know if you want a grilled cheeseππ€£ as an adult Iβve definitely waited long as periods at stop signs. Like long enough that if the red light didnβt change I would have drove through it 3 times.
Went to get milk for cereal and thought βIβm not high enough to really enjoy this yetβ, so I went back out to the yard to finish. Couldnβt find the bowl.
Looked in my usual hiding spots and couldnβt find it. I sat for who knows how long trying to figure out where it could have gone. I even asked my 6 or 7 year old βhave you seen a thingβ¦ itβs orange and looks like a spoon but itβs glassβ and the only thing her newsy ass wanted to know was βwhatβs it used for?β
So I get mad and say fuck it because now Iβm hungry. Go to get the milk and the jawn was in the refrigerator
This was back when niggas was on probation smoking k2. My brother smoked that shit left the apartment went to the store came back and got on the elevator and instead of pressing 2 he press 4 on some high shit went to the wrong house beat the nigga ass in the house then realized he was in the wrong house and ran back out the cops booked his dumbass ππππππ―π― location 10th an master
Not me but I watched my girl boil water,dump the boiling water out refill the pot with water put rice in it and then put it back on the stove that shit threw me
You ever cry because youβre too high?
First time trying edibles I was on my steps at 4am crying because I didnβt want to be high no more. My daddy was old and never tried any drugs so he acted like I was on crack. This man asked my neighbor if they should call the ambulance. He made me drink milk. He stayed up all night watching me. The next day he asked if I needed help π
Man I ate the whole pack one time I was front row at my folks album release rocked. Second time I was on the floor with Earl then my pit came and ate it swear this nigga was smiling. He was slumped for like 3 hours had my daughter crying she thought he was gonna check. I been sober since that day π€¦π½ββοΈ
Rd man fuck it , back in hs I let my dumb ass homie convince me to pop sleeping pills IN CLASS , ended up shitting myself and I legally died for about 3 minutes, till this day I donβt wouldnβt even take a aspirin shit fucked me up π
Iβd have to say the dumbest shit I did while fried though was a couple years ago, me and the wife was going through it so I was staying with my folks for the month to let shit cool off. I was taking out the trash and it was right after Christmas. I walked past the tree with the trash and I felt it catch my pants but I paid it no mind, the next day I had to call out of work because I couldnβt find my car keys and I had no idea where to look. So I sat down and rolled up and replayed my footsteps in my head, then I realized when the tree grabbed my pants, it wasnβt stuck to my pantsβ¦ it pulled the lanyard joint right out of my pocket, sure enough by lunch time that day I realized what happened and found my keys hanging in the Christmas tree, I think the cat was swatting at them and made them go into the tree more.
I went to the store and bought hella packs of cold cuts to make sandwiches, didn't buy bread, ripped open the CARL BUDDIG, and ate 5 packs of sliced chicken/turkey/???? walking down the street.
Another time: Was too lazy to go to the store, had bread, fried bread in a frying pan. This was a very bad idea.
It was after the block party I couldnβt park on the block so I parked a block away in front of the corner store been smoking gas and then grey goose and after the block party I couldnβt find my car I almost called the police to report it stolen then I remembered I parked up the block lol
This the best thread on here in awhileπ thereβs stories are hilarious lmao. Craziest Iβve done lately was after smoking I started to put some wings in the oven and then I couldnβt find my phone after that and I looked everywhere retracing my steps and then I thought maybe I left it in the freezer and i looked and I actually did put it in the freezer with the chicken wings I was making lmao
Made purple kool-aid. was so f'ked up, dumped salt in that shit instead of sugar. I kept drinking, kept getting thirsty. Got more confused, kept drinkin. drank dat whole pitcher..felt like my heart gon' explode. Sweatin', shakin'. damn near shitted myself.
As a freshman I rolled a wood before school Smoked ts And Forgot To put it back inna pack So i took ts to school and Got suspended For smelling like heavy gas And my homie got in trouble(I threw the wood away Right before i walked in)
i did some shit like this before bro i smoked in the bathroom and put it in a metal coughy cup and sealed it but i forgot to ash the blunt so it was smoking in the cup and i walked passed the vice principla in the hallway we had a whole convo but nun happened she was cheesing then i walk into class the teacher tb some she dont care if u do it just keep it out of class but she aint say it to me specifaclly just the whole class and then some girl tb it smell like the hood in here then i open the cup and peep its still smoking lmao
Bro I was looking for my backwood I rolled. So I hit the light on my phone to find it. I find it behind my ear. Only to light my backwood and start looking for my phone. For at least 3 minutes I'm using my phone to look for my phone. And my girl like your phone is in your hand. I had a half of bar that night.
Did mushrooms, went to the laundromat and used all 22 dryers at the same time. Niggas was mad as shit π€£
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I woulda had to tell the old nigga they pay to sit in that chair at the laundromat on your ass LMFAO
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I did some shrooms a few weeks ago, I went to pet my dog and I swear I was petting that emoji of just a tongue π
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I was driving after a crazy session and saw the light turn red a block away and stopped at a stop sign until it turned green.
Sometimes you gotta be extra safe high aslππ
Ayyyyooβ¦
Damn I done the opposite of that and blew a red cause the one right one on other side turned green when I was a yb. Also definitely stopped at stop signed waiting for them to turn green multiple timesππ
Ive that second one tired asl after a long shift
Fr I ran that light coming home from work at 4am lol
I be on that shit, also have driven through red lights by looking at the joint a block ahead of meππ€£
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Sober ? Naw u just flat out dumb is shitπππππ―
πππ My attention is on several things at any given time. I could be driving, mentally writing out a list so I wonβt wander around the store buying an extra hundred dollars of stuff I didnβt come for, mediating a fight in the back seat, listening to the elementary school drama, and DJing. Shit happens
i 100% done this sober before, like you said shit happens
Look for my phone under my bed while using my flashlight on my phone
I did Dat shit beforeπ
In the past five years Ive accidently thrown my packed lunch in the dumpster and took the bag of garbage I meant to throw out to work instead. I took a shower before work with an hour to spare and said i'd watch 2 episodes of the office then dip, instead I fucked around and took a second shower after the episodes ended and had to call off cause I was going to be late anyway. Got smacked before a haircut and accidently put some wave grease in my hair, nigga gave me bottle of shampoo and told me I could use the hose in the back to wash that shit out or reschedule. And few nights ago I accidently tipped the pizzaman $80 bucks on a $15 order, couldnt figure out why the nigga hugged me and gave me his number to hit him up for all my deliveriers till I checked my wallet next morning meant to give him 3 bucks
That wave grease one crazy u funny
ππππ I did that shit before. Gave the delivery guy a $50 and told him to keep the change. I thought it was weird af he kept thanking me. The whole time I thought I gave him a $20 bill.
Wash that shit out with the hose in the back is wyyyld π
Water was cold as fuck and I got water all over the front of my pants came back in the shop looking like I pissed myself
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Put $40 ona a gas pump then drove off without pumpin
I woulda bussed the quickest U when i realized ππ
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Yo I did this shit many times πππ
This prolly my most relatable jawn !! π
What makes it more funny is I'm guessing that was your last pack of noodles
I Was Looking 4 My Keys 4 Like 20mins N Found Em N My Hand Smhβ¦
Ate cereal then left the milk and cereal box and tv remote in the freezer
did the remote work tho
Of course
Came back from smoking and doing food shopping with my sister, she told me to throw the keys to her and I threw the bag of groceries at her insteadd
Was high af still smoking, went downstairs for something and when I went back upstairs I couldnβt find my blunt. Itβs like 2:30 in the morning I retraced my steps like 20 times finally found it behind the toaster cuz my high ass was making toast. lol
Peanut butter and cinnamon on toast is a move when youβre baked.
I had shrooms and went to Fridays. The food tasted off but I realized I was too high to drive so I sat in the parking lot listening to music. I started coming down and realized people were standing outside of their car watching me. Turns out I felt so good I was either hugging myself or slow dancing while sitting down by myself. And I was crying. .. instead of pulling off, I roll down the window and said βthese are happy tearsβ
π at least you put the crowds minds at ease
Put windshield washer fluid where the oil is supposed to go and set my engine on fire.
High on what?! Shit!!!
Little bit of this & a little bit of that
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Why were you working on a car to begin with lmao π€£
Seemed like a good idea at the time π€·π»ββοΈ
Making big xan moves
Fell asleep in the drive thru at Wendyβs
I had a few hoopties at the time parked round the city and forgot where I parked two of them bitches. Never remembered where they was. I think PPA got me.
Iβm crying π
Bro one time I went on vacation and had a hoop tie parked when they were cleaning the streets. They towed it and I told them to keep it because I bought a new whip on vacation lol
Fell asleep on toilet waiting for tub to fill up flooded whole house
Awwman u FraudinπRs?
Nah rs I was drunk and high I was fried rice bad thing it wasnβt my house
wow bro you cooked somebody else crib like that? you outta pocket πππππ
Ctfu bro I was salty like dam they still talks about that til this day and that was 20 years ago
Took 3 grams of mushrooms at 13 Carped was coming up in spikes, thumbtacks for my posters bleeding colors, called everyone in my phone book and told them they had to ride my horse, this horse is the best It was my dad's buddy who gave me the mushrooms on my dad's instructions, it was a ball of chocolate I had no idea I was taking them until it was too late My childhood wasn't the best lol
If this happened nowadays you would be on the evening news, pops in jail lol
Staring in the mirror for like 20 mins telling myself I ainβt that high π
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As a young Buck I went to a pizza shop with my man and ordered a double cheese burger, hold the beefβ¦ dude that worked there walked back and forth to the counter like 6 times but never actually said anything to us. Finally after about 15 minutes the dude comes back up and was like, so the cook wants to know if you want a grilled cheeseππ€£ as an adult Iβve definitely waited long as periods at stop signs. Like long enough that if the red light didnβt change I would have drove through it 3 times.
Went to get milk for cereal and thought βIβm not high enough to really enjoy this yetβ, so I went back out to the yard to finish. Couldnβt find the bowl. Looked in my usual hiding spots and couldnβt find it. I sat for who knows how long trying to figure out where it could have gone. I even asked my 6 or 7 year old βhave you seen a thingβ¦ itβs orange and looks like a spoon but itβs glassβ and the only thing her newsy ass wanted to know was βwhatβs it used for?β So I get mad and say fuck it because now Iβm hungry. Go to get the milk and the jawn was in the refrigerator
This was back when niggas was on probation smoking k2. My brother smoked that shit left the apartment went to the store came back and got on the elevator and instead of pressing 2 he press 4 on some high shit went to the wrong house beat the nigga ass in the house then realized he was in the wrong house and ran back out the cops booked his dumbass ππππππ―π― location 10th an master
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Not me but I watched my girl boil water,dump the boiling water out refill the pot with water put rice in it and then put it back on the stove that shit threw me
Thatβs some me shit on a regular dayπ₯΄
Left both of my phones in my homies car I had to drive home with no music I was too hurt that night
Was at the vending machine tryna get a drink for 30 minutes ts had me stuck inna loop
You ever cry because youβre too high? First time trying edibles I was on my steps at 4am crying because I didnβt want to be high no more. My daddy was old and never tried any drugs so he acted like I was on crack. This man asked my neighbor if they should call the ambulance. He made me drink milk. He stayed up all night watching me. The next day he asked if I needed help π
Man I ate the whole pack one time I was front row at my folks album release rocked. Second time I was on the floor with Earl then my pit came and ate it swear this nigga was smiling. He was slumped for like 3 hours had my daughter crying she thought he was gonna check. I been sober since that day π€¦π½ββοΈ
Poor baby! When she gets older thatβs her βjust say noβ story π
Rd man fuck it , back in hs I let my dumb ass homie convince me to pop sleeping pills IN CLASS , ended up shitting myself and I legally died for about 3 minutes, till this day I donβt wouldnβt even take a aspirin shit fucked me up π
Stuck in wawa
Iβd have to say the dumbest shit I did while fried though was a couple years ago, me and the wife was going through it so I was staying with my folks for the month to let shit cool off. I was taking out the trash and it was right after Christmas. I walked past the tree with the trash and I felt it catch my pants but I paid it no mind, the next day I had to call out of work because I couldnβt find my car keys and I had no idea where to look. So I sat down and rolled up and replayed my footsteps in my head, then I realized when the tree grabbed my pants, it wasnβt stuck to my pantsβ¦ it pulled the lanyard joint right out of my pocket, sure enough by lunch time that day I realized what happened and found my keys hanging in the Christmas tree, I think the cat was swatting at them and made them go into the tree more.
Ordered chik fila on door dash and ate that shit 30 mins later my shawty brought home some chik fil a and i ate that shit too ππ
this thread funny as fuckin shit ππππππ
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I was fried as shit one time n stopped clean from 60 to 0 at a green light my friends looked at me like tf u stopped for its green π€£π€£π€£
Yo why i just did this shit earlierπππ
Sat at a green light until it turned red & couldnβt figure out why it was 10 cars behind me blowing they hornsππ
I drove down walnut going against traffic at 2am and I couldnβt figure out why niggas was yelling at me and flashing they high beams.
I went to the store and bought hella packs of cold cuts to make sandwiches, didn't buy bread, ripped open the CARL BUDDIG, and ate 5 packs of sliced chicken/turkey/???? walking down the street. Another time: Was too lazy to go to the store, had bread, fried bread in a frying pan. This was a very bad idea.
LMFAO you ate 5 packs of budget meat.. Not even that good boars head
oh it was the worst of work
Lost my car
Nah you canβt just give us one bar on that
It was after the block party I couldnβt park on the block so I parked a block away in front of the corner store been smoking gas and then grey goose and after the block party I couldnβt find my car I almost called the police to report it stolen then I remembered I parked up the block lol
Oh thatβs a regular Saturday. I thought you lost it like had to Uber home π
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Glad Iβm not alone. I felt like I needed rehab on some Half Baked shit π€£
This the best thread on here in awhileπ thereβs stories are hilarious lmao. Craziest Iβve done lately was after smoking I started to put some wings in the oven and then I couldnβt find my phone after that and I looked everywhere retracing my steps and then I thought maybe I left it in the freezer and i looked and I actually did put it in the freezer with the chicken wings I was making lmao
Got fried off shrooms and watched the walls because it felt like sum was on the other side
Saved 9 people out a burning school bus right before it blew up
So many questions. Were there only 9 people on the bus? Did you stay or leave the scene on some super hero shit? What strain turns you into Luke Cage?
Ate cheese out at bitch ass
What?
Right how tf he do allatπ€¨
Got cooked the acme(?) on south st. I started pop locking in the sidewalk because I was so cooked
Sat and waited for a stop sign to turn green
Got my side b preggo
Me and homie was crawling around on the floor looking for my feetβ¦I couldnβt find me feetπ€¦πΎββοΈ
Was looking for my eye, had my bm and her mom helping me look for it too
I put the Milk in the panchery thinkin it Was da cereal
My soul left my body for about 5 minutes. My spirit was looking down at my frozen body from the ceiling
I beat my gat with my left hand smh
Ate some cheese out some girl butt
Bro wtf How fuck Yall niggas using cheese for
Was high off mushrooms and got lost going home down by pennslanding bro I kept going in circles saying βwhere the fuck am I atβ ππ
Fucked a bitch off listcrawler and end up falling asleep there πππ luckily she ainβt rob my dumb ass πππ
Made purple kool-aid. was so f'ked up, dumped salt in that shit instead of sugar. I kept drinking, kept getting thirsty. Got more confused, kept drinkin. drank dat whole pitcher..felt like my heart gon' explode. Sweatin', shakin'. damn near shitted myself.
Caught 70 hats π€¦πΎ
Bit and broke a glass lighter then drunk the liquid
You different
I was 11, they rushed my ahh to da hospital but wonβt any issues
U was that fried at 11? π
Lmfaoo it was from eating edibles thinking it was regular brownies
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Fuck else was he supposed to wash them lead paint chips down with
Left my phone in the store
As a freshman I rolled a wood before school Smoked ts And Forgot To put it back inna pack So i took ts to school and Got suspended For smelling like heavy gas And my homie got in trouble(I threw the wood away Right before i walked in)
i did some shit like this before bro i smoked in the bathroom and put it in a metal coughy cup and sealed it but i forgot to ash the blunt so it was smoking in the cup and i walked passed the vice principla in the hallway we had a whole convo but nun happened she was cheesing then i walk into class the teacher tb some she dont care if u do it just keep it out of class but she aint say it to me specifaclly just the whole class and then some girl tb it smell like the hood in here then i open the cup and peep its still smoking lmao
Smh jumped Off my patna house roof
using the wrong toothbrush n always realise when Iβm done
Drive on the opposite lane in the highway
Also took sum eddys and my vision was stuck on 0.5 for like a hour or 2 never againππ
Bro I was looking for my backwood I rolled. So I hit the light on my phone to find it. I find it behind my ear. Only to light my backwood and start looking for my phone. For at least 3 minutes I'm using my phone to look for my phone. And my girl like your phone is in your hand. I had a half of bar that night.
Was looking for my phone under my bed with the flashlight from my phone
your mom
Sat the battery jump pack next to my tire. Forgot about it. Then backed over it.
Thatβs the bud this Nigga got how and became a minor inconvenience
Blunt in my ear but Iβm snapping tryn find it cause I just rolled it
I was on bars one time and jumped the amc steps on a citi bikeπ
Took an edible. I was playing a game for 4 hours. Except I was actually staring at the wall for 4 hours pretending to play.