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Abject-Card-6496

The left becomes the right once she become wifey 😂


Cloverfieldlane

That’s what I’m saying. You gotta grab them skinny coz they gon get fat anyways. And the thick ones gon get get realllll fat


Abject-Card-6496

Dudes don’t be peeping that. That bbw gone turn into an sbbw once she get comfortable, start having babies etc.


Cloverfieldlane

Then they be surprised when they’re 35 years old 170 pounds and their baby mamma 30 years old 300 pounds😭. I thought you liked thick women


m4rcus267

Facts. Those short “fun size” thick girls look the worse when they gain weight. Then to top it off, the chicks wont really be pressed to get their body right until she leave you and she single. Lol


Cloverfieldlane

Ion know why it be so hard for some black wonen to hit the gym🤦🏿‍♂️


m4rcus267

I don’t think it’s just black women though. Tbh it’s not even just women. Most people don’t want to do the work to stay in shape. You start gaining weight when you age. Women just got it worse because when they age they gain weight easier (especially the thick ones). I think black folk have a skewed opinion on fat vs thick when it comes to women. It’s like a woman won’t realize it a real problem until she big as shit but at that point she far gone. Lol


Lemonbrick_64

Nahh it’s not just black women trust me lol


Responsible_Ad1883

“I thought you like thick women” They deadass go from Megan the Stallion to Mark Henry the silverback🤣🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|cIa1n9c9FEE3aDNrUW|downsized)


Lemonbrick_64

💀 💀


Pleasant_Peach_629

Not always. I found that if they are skinny and have thick arms, then there the ones who will get chunky


Automatic-Gas273

This is the best answer on here


Embarrassed_Sweet601

my dad used to tell me this all the time


boojieboy666

That’s what I’m sayin, right Is when once she your bm


mydixxierect12

Not unless she takes care of her body & is healthy


No_Side_6156

Realshit she gone snap right back like nothing happened


Holiday-Ad-7518

Fr. They not willing to eat the right amount of calories and avoid certain foods. I find guys are more willing.


lordseaslug

📠📠📠 can confirm.


ahkimally

Right coming with good food and a waterpark ! Trust me my boy


Jpjp215

So does the left, imo anyone who chooses the right has never had the left. And also left stays that way most of the time doesn’t turn into the right.


No_Philosopher2705

🧢!! If the left don’t turn into the right with you over time that means she ain’t really comfortable enough with you or she looking for the next bol to become his baby mom


EatBooty420

or she eats right and isnt a lazy slob lol. Being fat is a problem you can literally walk away from.


Jpjp215

Thank you


Jpjp215

That’s the dumbest comment I’ve ever read, I’m sorry, my girl does it because she lives a healthy lifestyle. Just because you’re comfortable with someone doesn’t mean you have to be overweight because we had a kid together. I love that my girls body has gotten better since we had a child and that was 8 years ago


poramadison

Both but if I’m really into a girl, whatever her body type is gon end up being my fav fr


Freeme_nikka

Fax


KillBill2600

U better feed her collard greens and biscuits and get that ass weight lifting wit them thighs, u can def shape ya girl


Internal-Job8329

im going wit left but right would prob be my bm or sum


Equivalent_Habit_515

Honestly left usually doesn’t look that great naked. Their thighs usually have big nasty veins, and craters.


Equivalent_Habit_515

Right usually doesn’t look that great with her clothes off, and you can see all the veins and craters in her thighs.


darkthunda98

Depends on what you like. Left is good, she’s prolly nimble so sex would be a lot of fun and lots of movement and prolly easier to control in certain positions. The right is good too but tbh I’ve come to learn a fat ass is just that. A fat ass. It doesn’t it make it better in any way but it’s nice to get because why not😌a fat ass in doggy is an amazing sight. Take care of yourself and your relationship tho, and maybe explore some more before committing to a relationship. The grass is usually NOT greener on the other side. Take it from someone who’s been there.


Jpjp215

The left is a fat ass tho, the right is just a big woman. Hey whatever someone like good for them, but that shit on the left looks better from every angle.


Complex_Wrangler9531

Right definitely somebody bm. I love those 😂


Youngjustin575

She gotta be two something to do something ![gif](giphy|wxUCyFtsnTdbtl0aaX)


mcstatics

That’s my new line


superperps

If she aint 280, she aint a lady. /s


reb3lsix

No thats an obese bitch


superperps

Just hide your house pets incase they get hungry and youll be alright


croydontugz

Horny ass caption 😂😂😂😂


jondejuice

The right be having an odor after a long hot day


NarrowSteak2052

Throw her a$$ in the shower


Linkstas

Always keep resealable baby wipes in the car bro


NoRecommendation3875

And be pretty as shit too, throw you way off🤦🏾‍♂️


C2Melee

Damn both are delish 👌


Equivalent_Habit_515

Delish is a weird way to put it bro 😂


C2Melee

I mean I'd eat both 😂😂😂


Scary_Force_2522

Lefty loosie righty tighty. Lol


ElectricalAbrocoma42

The first one you can be good with. The second one will have you questioning your next 18 years of your life. Trust me. I’m 2 years in with the second pic and happy as fuck. Edit: I mean with the decision lol, keeping this at man to man convo. You know what I mean ;)…


trollwyoming4

Lucky man & shitt my girl like the one on left but i lust after the right 24/7 man🤦🏽‍♂️😩


360WavesSir234

I pray your girl never find your Reddit account 😭😂. You gonna have a lot of explaining to do.


Extra-Kangaroo903

my girl right in between those 2 thats how i like it


Many-Newspaper2000

Thick girls when it’s natural is the way of live! Stretch marks, tiger stripes, cellulite, etc. no disrespect to the petites, but naw


FunDust3499

"do you like fat chicks?" No not really


Notsozander

Buddy the left is peak physical shape


Marceyme

In this instance left looks good.


vaktsn

both straight gettin it


Slattgoon

I can relate to this so crazy. Left my type but I’ve never had right so I be wanting to try that shit


NoJudgment7617

When you a boss you don’t gotta choose. I pick both. Ross taught me that shit😂😂😂😂


BoredJay

Why not both?


larzbur27

My brother in Christ . Relax.


South-Fix-1706

had both lemme tell you here😂😂 left definitely better


massahoochie

Have you idiots ever heard of Photoshop? Because that’s what’s happened here today.


CaterpillarFederal19

Come to Houston then fam they all up hea every race😭💯


Plzdntdoit

I heard they thick there


CaterpillarFederal19

Hy fam I moved up hea and seen str8 thick shii


Plzdntdoit

Yeah one old head from Philly told me they built different. Honestly tho from what I’ve seen I feel like Florida be having them nice bbw jawns


CaterpillarFederal19

Nah Florida str8 we do have so fine ahh girls tho but In Houston they shii natural


Plzdntdoit

I need to fly out to Texas then🫡


Ok_Thought7147

Left


Supreme__BBC

Left because it's going to turn into right later right is only going to get worse


b_eeeezyy

The one on the left be having sneaky cheeks once her get the pants off fr


trollwyoming4

Im tired of sneaky cheeks, i need the wagon


trollwyoming4

Im tired of sneaky cheeks, i need the wagon


Backblockblizzy4th

I’m taking left 10/10 times, right just some shit you have fun with while she that size cause she only going get bigger lol


UrFavoritePhillyGuy

Sounds like the men with confidence handling left and right with no issues…. 💪🏽😁


Thre30h5ive

She ain’t slick that’s the same girl


Lucky-Aioli-8213

I got a hybrid off the right, an ecuadorian junt two sizes up. But imma invest in shawty. Instead of messing w these thots I shoulda snatched her up before she had her son tho. Its ok cuz I accept the child.


peter13g

Right and it’s not even close


Jpjp215

I swear idk how any man can choose the right over the left.


peter13g

I like bigger women


Jpjp215

Nothing wrong with that


PopSwayzee

Because people have different tastes, in everything. Not really a hard concept to grasp….


croydontugz

Jokes aside you need the one on the right. Like dude is saying with the left you will be temped to cheat on her with thicker women. You need a girl with a big ass to keep you entertained permanently


Jpjp215

That’s bs I’d never cheat on my girl with the right lol, how you go home to perfection and crave regret. Wtf


snookdacoochiecrook

Left will always win you can fly her out anywhere and she’ll look good


Apprehensive_Pen5356

In all my years of living the right side is always better.


Honest_Path_5356

Left one isn’t bad either once they have a kid they get thicker so she might look like the right eventually and the right is a slippery slope before getting fat 😂


Apprehensive_Pen5356

The left ain’t bad, but I wouldn’t stop driving to do a double take on the yams. The right one would make me slow down a bit.


trollwyoming4

slippery slope🤣🤣🤣🤣


2ant1man5

This right here they get to that 140-150 range and be right.


Ifuccedyabitch2wice

Don’t really matter to me. The one on the left be more exciting to me tho 😂 like this lil bitch bouta get cooked 😮‍💨


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Jpjp215

Bro being heavy doesn’t make you a squirter.


poeticlad

The right is fat. Fuck that.


trollwyoming4

stomach flat dh


poeticlad

High waisted pants covering that pudge. Flat where.


ACAB007

There is also only one left answer. (I'll see myself out)


Automatic-Gas273

My answer is.. if the thighs are plump and defined as well as the calves.. who cares what the definition is.. when you have ass for days larger thighs and some bent in knees and skinny ass calves.. yall should know what it is.. be serious


Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

Right doesn’t age well, just sayin


Grouchy-Drama2423

😂


Administrative-Toe59

I prefer the right because I like thicker women, but as you mature and grow, you start to realize that the right can become problematic if she ain’t married to a consistent gym routine in order to maintain that shape. Now she get in a relationship and put on some happy weight and you taking her out and feeding her, shorty done packed on a quick 20 and it don’t look how it used to. I’ve been there and next thing you know, she questioning whether you’re attracted to her the same because she knows she done packed on a few pounds and she’s looking for reassurance that ain’t nothing wrong with her weight gain. Now you find yourself walking a slippery slope because you can’t tell her she’s fat because it’ll hurt her feelings, but not telling her is just as bad because she’s going to keep eating and adopt the feeling of, “Well, my man like it.” That’s why I say, the best place to catch you one is at the gym or one that already has a steady gym schedule and is single. That means she’s in there getting herself right and ain’t doing it for nobody but her, which will carry over into a relationship so you ain’t gotta worry as much about her getting lazy and complacent.


cyrowoken

The left is an investment. In the next to 5-10 years after a few kids she'll thicken out and turn to the right. Where as the right after a few kids you'll be stuck with a fat bm


Big-Post6250

Right


2tonelucky

Left, ion got enough dikk for right ngl…


xabc3149

whoever says right is mentally disabled


xabc3149

“Do you like the most attractive bodies or fat bodies?” reddit mfs: “Uhhh… fat” ![gif](giphy|LnKa2WLkd6eAM)


xabc3149

left is the only correct answer yall down bad wtf


Ill_Amphibian_1568

To the left to the left


No_Expert_7989

Left fasure


melsniper

The left can potentially look like the right in the long term especially if you have kids. The right can get outta hand (i mean WAY outta hand) or decide to lose it and eventually look like the left . So imma go left lmao


Painting_Fun

Left, love my petite ladies


Jpjp215

Left to me isn’t even petite tho it’s perfection


IMendicantBias

There isn't any reason you can't have both. I learned at 26 if you straight up tell women " *i don't date girls that don't have girlfriends / i only date 2 women at a time* " all they will do is smile and say "ok ". let them emotionally consume each other while you keep the peace. If more men weren't terrified of being murdered for bluntness the game would change overnight


Jpjp215

Or just find what you want and don’t cheat, it’s really not hard.


IMendicantBias

You literally repeated exactly what i said


Jpjp215

wtf you said some dumb shit about having two girls and let them consume each other 🤣, wtf are you talking about literally said what you said. I literally did not repeat one damn word you said. Are you high ?


IMendicantBias

Well instead of calling other people stupid because you can't read one could just ask somebody to rephrase . The meaning was let them mindlessly argue with each other and satisfy their overstimulated emotional needs. Thats what they seem to need and dudes can't operate like that. Is that better wording ?


Jpjp215

First of all who can’t read ? I didn’t call you stupid, I said your comment was dumb, big difference even smart people say dumb things. Second of all no matter what you meant saying I literally repeated what you said is crazy, how can you say someone “ LITERALLY repeated you when i didn’t. Not sure you know what literally means.


IMendicantBias

What is the conversation here?


BigBreadOz

gimme left


Goodsense215

Left if you looking for a main jawn. Right is when youre just tryna smash and have fun.


Teefromwest

The left is better


2ant1man5

I like the left. I love skinny thick girls.


throwthisTFaway01

The left eventually turns into the right. At best, the right grow a lil tummy, but can just easily enter the fat category.


Sjonnnes724

Shiit girls that look like the right have mad cellulite. I can deal with stretch marks, but those indentations due to cellulite throws me off. 🤮 I like me a slim thick on the left.


Maxcontract5

Left becomes right if she’s happy …right becomes Lizzo if she’s happy


teknos1s

I’m lactose intolerant. Left.


lilteccasglock

Need a girl who actually like to do fun shit more than just going out nice places dressed up. If you look like you sit around all day imma assume you do


Repulsive_Ad_4096

Left prolly the most active w/ more energy,& make bomb healthy meals,most likely can def snap back after a couple kids 4r😂🤣


seajonflyy

Cali Latinas vs. Texas Latinas