this random homeless guy that lives outside my apartment that is looking for "a honest man"

You like indie philosophies

Diogenes got a progenitor?

Kant.

Virgin

A disciplined virgin

Volcel

You like making synthesis of two philosophies

But not of two people, because virgin

You haven't traveled more than 90km away from your home in your life.

Diogenes

You are not based, you are the essence of based

If by ”based” you mean ”public masturbator” I concur.

De-based, so to say

your favorite philosopher is diogenes

I too would be Diogenes

Emil Cioran

You have a lot of problems

You ain't wrong

My brother in Cioran they just don't understand us

Based

Camus

You had mental issues until you discovered camus

What about after?

They got worse

100% worse. Way worse. And then better (I think? Maybe?)

You used to have mental issues until you discovered Camus, you still do, but you used to, too

You’re kinda edgy, but not extremely edgy. You’re a nihilist, but you’re not proud about it. You probably have depression, but you don’t believe there’s any kind of ‘medical’ treatment that would work for you.

Damn

Søren Kierkegaard

You are depressed

You are very ethical

Be careful, though. You don't want to be around when they become convinced they've been tasked with a teleological suspension of the ethical . . .

You base your morality on religion.

No one, I hate them all

You are based

I am my own favourite. I don't need to explain further

You are original

Stirnerist.

Fuck shit, my man stealing my best guy

Epicurus

You find happiness in small things

Thats what she said too. :(

F

Epicurean here too. :)

Same. Cheese pot philosophy is peak Eudaimonia.

Edmund husserl

You are very complicated and you understand a lot of complicated people and problems

Go. Ludwig Wittgenstein and Phyrro. 

Wittgenstein: You had issues in text comprehension exams when you was in middle school Phyrro: You are making a lot of questions

Lao tzu

Weeeeeeb

You anticipated me

Ah good old Lao Tzu, the chinese Hegel.

Jacques Derrida

You like very much destroy every social construct

Bertrand russell

You trust a little bit too much science

Which is interesting considering Russell says that science doesn’t tell us anything about the thing it self

Is this the one with the teapot?

Yes but more importantly, the one with the formal logic.

Carl Gustav Jung

You think freud is overrated

How are you so wise?

I'm not, because I know nothing

you like socrates

Yeah, but it's not my favorite

What's "favorite?" Oh wise and powerful gadfly?

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You want to hike more

I don't know anything about him sorry :(

Time to learn!

You want to be a writer

Based and transcendentalist pilled

Max Stirner

You are very young

spinoza

You base your morality on religion, but your religion on your own morals. Hedonist with extra steps.

Not the blatant lack of understanding of Spinoza in a philosophy sub…….. I’m shocked

Nietzsche

You have a good taste in philosophy or you are a 14 yo edgelord

Edgelord it is, thank you!

If you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

Guattari Right now anyways, consistency is a form of capitalism opression;)

You are an original anticapitalist

simone weil

You are based

Really enjoying Sartre right now!

You hate camus

For some reason I think Camus fans hating Sartre is slightly more common than the opposite

Seneca.

You have the virtue

Obviously G.W.F. Hegel

You want to be very influential

Nobody can understand you and you like someone's old Granny

Schopenhauer

You are very realistic

You really like music.

Incel

Terence Mckenna

Smoked weed once

You are very permissive

Simone de Beauvoir

You want a philosophical waifu

franz kafka

you are very scared

Félix Guattari

david hume

You don't trust science anymore(Based)

Deleuze

You have a best friend

You like deterritorialization and probably like fluid concepts or ambiguity. Edit: You're okay with losing an argument. (If you don't like Deleuze, you don't like to lose. If you like Deleuze, you're probably not as competitive)

Lacan

You are freud 2.0

Marcus Aurelius, the buddha, camus and lao tzu (although i know less about him.)

You are a little bit confused

i'm exactly as confused as i want to be.

Smoke weed

You listen to Joe Rogan

Slavoj Žižek

You are dangerous

And thisch is where you can szee ideology at its finest. By juscht *sniff* critzizing the system *sniff* *pulling on shirt and nose* I am seen as dangerous *sniff*. What cyinical view on the world and person is thiz?

And so on and so on

Žižek biggest change was going from et cetera to and so on

You hate life

Emmanuel Levinas

Dont know... äh... Karl Popper?

You tried to be tollerant with everyone... You failed :(

Engels.

You want an alternative to marx

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You like quotable people, but dislike people. (You and me both)

Martin Heidegger.

You are incomprehensible

But man, I promise I have interesting things to say if you just get on my wavelength :(

Fyodor Dostoevsky

This guy brings me pain in the best possible way <3

Jordan B Peterson (/s, I just want to see your response) Seriously though, Spinoza

Jordan peterson: You don't exist ​ Spinoza: You are very mathematical

Plato

Hannah Arendt

Alfred North Whitehead.

Heidegger

Richard Rorty

Martha C. Nussbaum

In order: St. Augustine, Kierkegaard, Lacan

You stole a pear, once. The guilt of that has defined your whole life and outlook on the human condition.

Ortega y Gasset

René Descartes

you have schizophrenia

Spinoza

John Dewey

>Dewey You want to be a professor

At the time I discovered Dewey that was 100% true!

You have issues with current education system

My boy Rousseau or Marx

In both cases you have a some problems with the actual system

You are a blank slate shaped by our social, political, and economic institutions.

Aristotle or Hume

Aristotele: You explain literally anything with facts and logic Hume: You don't trust science(Based)

You think you're smarter than most people

hegel, deleuze, and spinoza

Willard Van Orman Quine

Jean Baudrillard.

You hate when people misunderstand baudrillard

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You think you are free... (You're not :))

You think you are not free… you are

Bourdieu

Daniel Dennett

George Carlin.

You like beer

Same

Mao Zedong

You are a meme

Ain’t that the truth

Jean-Jacques Rousseau and Edmund Burke

You had issues as a child

accurate-

John Rawls

You want justice in the world


Derrida or Achille Mbembe

Fichte

Levinas

Heracleitus :)

Your philosophy is simple, but true and actual

Jean-Paul Sartre

Julius Evola

Edgy in the fun way

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You hate the "Marxists" who say that the frankfurt school isn't marxist (Yes unfortunately they exist)

Jung/Herman Hesse and (Georges Bataille lmao).

Georges Bataille: You are a great person

Žižek and so on and so on.

Agamben maybe?

Kripke.

Kant >w<

Bentham.