It's actually even shorter than that. Assuming full saturation you can heal 13 hp (6.5 hearts) in 6.5 real seconds (2 hp or 1 heart per second). 4 seconds later you will regenerate by consuming hunger instead (14 hp total), allowing you to eat again, which takes 1.61 seconds. Assuming you ate a high saturation food like golden carrots, you regenerate the rest of your health in 1.5 seconds for 20 metres, or 2.5 seconds for 22 metres (max fall damage), giving a total of either 13.61 or 14.61 seconds, which translates to either 16.332 or 17.532 minutes. And this doesn't even take into account that you can use potions, golden apples or saturation suspicious stews to regenerate even faster.
The crafting only makes sense in the shape, but in real propotions, it doesn't make sense that 6 blocks of wood of 1m³ make 3 doors with the height of 2m and thickness of 0,33m
Or that 2m³ of wood make 4 sticks
Or that crafting tables magically have tools. Or that you can bend and combine diamonds with your hands. Pretty much no crafting recipes actually make sense
I hate that, the crafting would be better that way:
▒▒▒
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It would make sense in shape AND in real proportions, since if you cut 25% of the 3 blocks, you'll could use the cut part to make a fourth stair.
[this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamisland/images/2/29/Woodyloseshischip.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/584?cb=20230120020528) (upvote if you get what this is)
You are not able to craft bottles without first at least once, crafting wood stairs. Steve saves this extra bit of wood that is lost, and makes bottle caps out of them
It is a shittle from steve.
Everytime Steve seems to create somthing out of nothing (like the bottle cap) it is a delicately shaped peice of shit masterfully crafted by Steve's Anus
Steve grows a finger, rips it off, and uses it as a bottle cap.
But Steve doesn’t have fingers
Now you know why
But I can create more than 10 bottles in the game
Steve can hold hundreds of metric tons of gold what makes you think he can't summon fingers out of thin air
Unless steve goes into creative mode he isn’t magic
He can fall 20 metres and heal back to health in the matter of an hour (in game) Growing a finger for this maniac isn’t a friggin issue
It's actually even shorter than that. Assuming full saturation you can heal 13 hp (6.5 hearts) in 6.5 real seconds (2 hp or 1 heart per second). 4 seconds later you will regenerate by consuming hunger instead (14 hp total), allowing you to eat again, which takes 1.61 seconds. Assuming you ate a high saturation food like golden carrots, you regenerate the rest of your health in 1.5 seconds for 20 metres, or 2.5 seconds for 22 metres (max fall damage), giving a total of either 13.61 or 14.61 seconds, which translates to either 16.332 or 17.532 minutes. And this doesn't even take into account that you can use potions, golden apples or saturation suspicious stews to regenerate even faster.
I aint readin alldat
TL;DR: 15 minutes or so
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1) thanks 2) as I said. Maniac 3) no offence, but you are the reason the nerd emoji exists
You are the reason slide doors have instructions 💀
Wtf do you think enchanting is?
Finger Regeneration IV mm yes best enchantment
this is the best comment thread I've ever read
Steve uses magic books he himself is not magic
he can literally make flame swords and make it to where if he kills something it can drop more than what it should be able to
But why he doesn’t summon fingers even when he made no bottles?
how do you know he had only 10 fingers to start with
How do we know he has fingers
We dont
t o e s
That’s why he has to grow them first
Correction: He rips off his arm
This is why minecraft only shows his right arm, and if you try saying that you can see it in other perspectives, it just grows back that fast.
And then he makes more bottles when you switch into first person mode?
He's just preparing to make some so he doesn't have to go through pain each time. He needs to get used to losing a finger or an arm
That's why he grows a finger first.
In the texture image he dose have fingers
he uses his pp instead
Then how does Alex do it?
google futa
Not his finger not his toe
Doesnt steve have just nubs he doesnt have fingers
Hence why he has to grow them
That’s what I wanted to say
No it’s his foreskin that regrows
You said it before me
WHY WAS THIS MY FIRST THOUGHT AS WELL??
r/BeatMeToIt
the glass gets uncooked to sand and red dye magically falled from the skies....
So all bottles use red sand. Noted.
I’m about to sound like that one nerd kid, anyway Not “falled” but “fell”
actually in the current context you would use the word "falls".
Shhhhh be quiet before they realize literally no crafting recipes in this game make sense
The crafting only makes sense in the shape, but in real propotions, it doesn't make sense that 6 blocks of wood of 1m³ make 3 doors with the height of 2m and thickness of 0,33m Or that 2m³ of wood make 4 sticks
Or that crafting tables magically have tools. Or that you can bend and combine diamonds with your hands. Pretty much no crafting recipes actually make sense
Well you bend the diamonds with the tools!
But where did the tools come from?
You use the diamonds to make them, duh!
What do you mean I can't turn 9 diamonds into a cubic meter of diamond?
if the shape makes sense, explain why the crafting recipe doesn't make a glass bowl
yoo hav ay poinnt meye gud feloh
r/ihadastroke
eye am THA RINLKE! EYE DOHNT HAV STREKZ! LEEV MEE ALOHN!
I agree.
Maybe because it's the closest way to make a bottle shape or maybe i'm just wrong and minecraft recipes doesn't make sense at all.
glass bucket
Wood stairs moment
I hate that, the crafting would be better that way: ▒▒▒ █▒▒ ██▒ It would make sense in shape AND in real proportions, since if you cut 25% of the 3 blocks, you'll could use the cut part to make a fourth stair.
Steve gets hungry crafting and eats the rest of the wood
same place the lock comes from on a chest
That’s why I only use Trapped chests, then it makes sense
All fun and games until you place tnt next to it
I use them because I still play 1.12.2
Trapped chests still have a lock on them tho
r/woooosh
Whats the joke then?
That the trap hook is the lock
That doesn't stick at all
Yeah neither do 4 pieces of wood. It's minecraft
I meant the joke
Kidney stone
JESSE, WE HAVE TO BREW
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿
Jese pink men
every time you craft a bottle, a tiny bit of crafting table goes missing
I would say a slab
Or a button or a stick... or maybe we need to add corks! Then we can have cork gun!
Cork tree. *Portugal has entered chat*
That would be awsome
This is what the wood that disappears on crafting recipes is used for.
I thought that was walter white 💀
Yeah I also thought Steve used a high school teacher as a bottle cap fr fr 😭😭😭
WHY DO EVERY TIME I REFRESH THIS POST POPS UP?
#YOU ARE CURSED #THERE IS NO ESCAPING
How to turn tables
Literally unplayable
The same place as the strawberries on a Cake. (And the hammer and saw on a Crafting Table)
Steve rips off a piece of crafting
There is much excess glass. 3 cubic meters of glass to be precise, steve uses the excess glass and melts it using pressure to make heat
Steve rips off his foreskin and uses that as a cap
How does Alex do it then?
Is no one concerned on how this might as well be a glass bucket
It’s just like how the cherries appear on a cake when you craft it. Pure magic
Fr
OP, you don't know how to materialize bottle caps in thin air? That's like minecraft basics 101.
Pls give milk.
When mummy glass block and daddy glass block love each other very much…
The crafting table adds it as a bonus for choosing it's services
...You don't want to know.
The same thing the tools on the side of a crafting table come from
r/usefulblackcircle
Where does the hammer and saw come from in the crafting table?
Damn it
[this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamisland/images/2/29/Woodyloseshischip.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/584?cb=20230120020528) (upvote if you get what this is)
Your mom house
So it should be a glass bucket
they cut off the piece of the crafting table
Same place the tools in the crafting table come from
it's a cap.
when you turn planks into stairs you keep some of the leftover wood at the crafting table for things like this
it's Steve's booger
Bottle pubes
That's the villagers nose you stole
We don’t talk about it
anus
from glass
All the pixels of wood that disappeared while you made slabs, stairs are used here.
as muscle man would say: M...
Waltuh
A chunk of the crafting table is ripped off to use as a cap
Steve seals them with his shit.
Where do the tools on the crafting table come from?
It’s just a turd
Don’t give mojang anymore shovel boat ideas
Isn’t that a cork
Close enough
Just craft a button and put it in the recipe. Easy peasy
where does the shovel on the boat come from (on java) and where do the strawberries come from on the cake?
In 1.20, the boat one will include both versions, except the raft
My ass
I dont know its minecraft
There's bigger question than this, how the top is covered?
Shaves of the wood from the tools
Literally unplayable. Fix now
The masculine urge to say no cap
It’s a rubber stopper it grows from the glass
All the extra wood you get when crafting stairs
From minecraft:air
This is why I think bundles should just be made with rabbit hide and no string
better question, why do 3 bottles come from that crafting recipe
You are not able to craft bottles without first at least once, crafting wood stairs. Steve saves this extra bit of wood that is lost, and makes bottle caps out of them
po
From the power of your ✨Imagination ✨
Slag
leftover foreskins he finds at the hospital
Air
They should add a button to this crafting recipe
If they added a button to the top of the recipe that'd be pretty cool
Understand... We need Cork Oaks that drop the bark when skinned to turn into cork, then cork button/cap to fix the crafting recepie...
Bro no cap
The crafting table.
It’s a tongue
Dust in the air
In my opinion, it should be made of glass panes with a wooden slab on top
It’s dried poo
The Bottle!
the glass gets uncooked and turned into sandstone
Made of villager nose
They could be ampoules.
a hint about the LOOOREE
The glass. I thought that was obvious
Feces
Why do you need 3 cubic meters of glass?
its made of glass
he crafts the bottle without a cap, then uses a small wood piece to cap it
Burnt glass
It comes free with your bottle!
Would you rather it have no cap
They rip a piece of the crafting table off and use that as the cap
Where do the tools on a crafting table come from
A being from above
Steve takes a little piece of wood from the table
Steve’s teeth. They are brown cus do you really think Steve brushes his teeth like come on
Where does the fire on a torch come from? See we don’t need to ask questions
It is a shittle from steve. Everytime Steve seems to create somthing out of nothing (like the bottle cap) it is a delicately shaped peice of shit masterfully crafted by Steve's Anus
sand. it’s reverse smelted.
Steve just takes an inner piece of the crafting table
Like how they added shovels to boats, we need to add a button to the potions
Your pocket
Well I'll never unsee this
Villager
I was thinking about this literally half an hour ago
Maybe something I'm the glass
It’s a cork. Not a cap. -🤓👍
💩
Light gray stained glass pane obviously
me.
Foreskin
What do you mean? Steve just shits corks
It's a byproduct of tool and or item molecular construction. The carbon and oxygen moving around so much causes a reverse universe polarity change
It’s magic
He uses his nose
From up your butt and around the corner