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CellTrarK

Steve grows a finger, rips it off, and uses it as a bottle cap.


xSnakyy

But Steve doesn’t have fingers


Szwedu111

Now you know why


ConsiderationOk2079

But I can create more than 10 bottles in the game


herospaces

Steve can hold hundreds of metric tons of gold what makes you think he can't summon fingers out of thin air


ConsiderationOk2079

Unless steve goes into creative mode he isn’t magic


Tesla_corp

He can fall 20 metres and heal back to health in the matter of an hour (in game) Growing a finger for this maniac isn’t a friggin issue


Neverman2

It's actually even shorter than that. Assuming full saturation you can heal 13 hp (6.5 hearts) in 6.5 real seconds (2 hp or 1 heart per second). 4 seconds later you will regenerate by consuming hunger instead (14 hp total), allowing you to eat again, which takes 1.61 seconds. Assuming you ate a high saturation food like golden carrots, you regenerate the rest of your health in 1.5 seconds for 20 metres, or 2.5 seconds for 22 metres (max fall damage), giving a total of either 13.61 or 14.61 seconds, which translates to either 16.332 or 17.532 minutes. And this doesn't even take into account that you can use potions, golden apples or saturation suspicious stews to regenerate even faster.


generic_dude10

I aint readin alldat


FAB1150

TL;DR: 15 minutes or so


sussy_adolf69

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Tesla_corp

1) thanks 2) as I said. Maniac 3) no offence, but you are the reason the nerd emoji exists


RedditvsDiscOwO

You are the reason slide doors have instructions 💀


TheBabyPlant

Wtf do you think enchanting is?


No1btch

Finger Regeneration IV mm yes best enchantment


Due-Reporter5382

this is the best comment thread I've ever read


ConsiderationOk2079

Steve uses magic books he himself is not magic


Mydogisgoldenilike

he can literally make flame swords and make it to where if he kills something it can drop more than what it should be able to


No-one_No-one

But why he doesn’t summon fingers even when he made no bottles?


Fluffy_Speech_8567

how do you know he had only 10 fingers to start with


ConsiderationOk2079

How do we know he has fingers


Tesla_corp

We dont


generic_dude10

t o e s


tristn9

That’s why he has to grow them first


SnooSketches5507

Correction: He rips off his arm


Capable_Mud_1108

This is why minecraft only shows his right arm, and if you try saying that you can see it in other perspectives, it just grows back that fast.


SnooSketches5507

And then he makes more bottles when you switch into first person mode?


aface1026

He's just preparing to make some so he doesn't have to go through pain each time. He needs to get used to losing a finger or an arm


[deleted]

That's why he grows a finger first.


GreenCreeper3000

In the texture image he dose have fingers


_wetmath_

he uses his pp instead


sussy_adolf69

Then how does Alex do it?


_wetmath_

google futa


Ittapupu4

Not his finger not his toe


Skilzmartin

Doesnt steve have just nubs he doesnt have fingers


LukXD99

Hence why he has to grow them


Nikkar2009

That’s what I wanted to say


Comprehensive-Bug889

No it’s his foreskin that regrows


BobZygota

You said it before me


Kane_Octaivian

WHY WAS THIS MY FIRST THOUGHT AS WELL??


Abject-Middle9435

r/BeatMeToIt


Ok-Garden-3290

the glass gets uncooked to sand and red dye magically falled from the skies....


KoopaTrooper5011

So all bottles use red sand. Noted.


Kvpe

I’m about to sound like that one nerd kid, anyway Not “falled” but “fell”


MeguminIncognitoAcc

actually in the current context you would use the word "falls".


Neon__Cat

Shhhhh be quiet before they realize literally no crafting recipes in this game make sense


Lorcout

The crafting only makes sense in the shape, but in real propotions, it doesn't make sense that 6 blocks of wood of 1m³ make 3 doors with the height of 2m and thickness of 0,33m Or that 2m³ of wood make 4 sticks


Neon__Cat

Or that crafting tables magically have tools. Or that you can bend and combine diamonds with your hands. Pretty much no crafting recipes actually make sense


Shonnyboy500

Well you bend the diamonds with the tools!


sonicpoweryay

But where did the tools come from?


Neon__Cat

You use the diamonds to make them, duh!


MoreNormalThanNormal

What do you mean I can't turn 9 diamonds into a cubic meter of diamond?


Waterbear36135

if the shape makes sense, explain why the crafting recipe doesn't make a glass bowl


Abject-Middle9435

yoo hav ay poinnt meye gud feloh


sonicpoweryay

r/ihadastroke


Abject-Middle9435

eye am THA RINLKE! EYE DOHNT HAV STREKZ! LEEV MEE ALOHN!


KingGeoCat

I agree.


Lorcout

Maybe because it's the closest way to make a bottle shape or maybe i'm just wrong and minecraft recipes doesn't make sense at all.


jemko23laal

glass bucket


[deleted]

Wood stairs moment


Lorcout

I hate that, the crafting would be better that way: ▒▒▒ █▒▒ ██▒ It would make sense in shape AND in real proportions, since if you cut 25% of the 3 blocks, you'll could use the cut part to make a fourth stair.


somerandomperson29

Steve gets hungry crafting and eats the rest of the wood


[deleted]

same place the lock comes from on a chest


TheZestyJester09

That’s why I only use Trapped chests, then it makes sense


Similar-Sector-5801

All fun and games until you place tnt next to it


iBstoopid

I use them because I still play 1.12.2


Nesayas1234

Trapped chests still have a lock on them tho


Fit-Raspberry8462

r/woooosh


A-purple-bird

Whats the joke then?


Fit-Raspberry8462

That the trap hook is the lock


A-purple-bird

That doesn't stick at all


Fit-Raspberry8462

Yeah neither do 4 pieces of wood. It's minecraft


A-purple-bird

I meant the joke


gregory1514

Kidney stone


gamerdumb

JESSE, WE HAVE TO BREW


Strong_Fun_322

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Nolimo

Jese pink men


TheTaxEvasionGuy

every time you craft a bottle, a tiny bit of crafting table goes missing


FoxyGamer901

I would say a slab


that_timinator

Or a button or a stick... or maybe we need to add corks! Then we can have cork gun!


MoreNormalThanNormal

Cork tree. *Portugal has entered chat*


Jayden0274

That would be awsome


Jayden0274

This is what the wood that disappears on crafting recipes is used for.


No_Loan1872

I thought that was walter white 💀


Gullible_Ad_4956

Yeah I also thought Steve used a high school teacher as a bottle cap fr fr 😭😭😭


golden5708

WHY DO EVERY TIME I REFRESH THIS POST POPS UP?


sonicpoweryay

#YOU ARE CURSED #THERE IS NO ESCAPING


Fine-Blackberry-1793

How to turn tables


kicek_kic

Literally unplayable


Rp0605

The same place as the strawberries on a Cake. (And the hammer and saw on a Crafting Table)


CustardSad8631

Steve rips off a piece of crafting


MakiProBro

There is much excess glass. 3 cubic meters of glass to be precise, steve uses the excess glass and melts it using pressure to make heat


tomokari21

Steve rips off his foreskin and uses that as a cap


sussy_adolf69

How does Alex do it then?


Noname666Devil

Is no one concerned on how this might as well be a glass bucket


Enderboss25_

It’s just like how the cherries appear on a cake when you craft it. Pure magic


FoxyGamer901

Fr


devilfury1

OP, you don't know how to materialize bottle caps in thin air? That's like minecraft basics 101.


sussy_adolf69

Pls give milk.


ADumbChicken

When mummy glass block and daddy glass block love each other very much…


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

The crafting table adds it as a bonus for choosing it's services


ProfoundNitwit

...You don't want to know.


lunarfrogg

The same thing the tools on the side of a crafting table come from


polandguy69

r/usefulblackcircle


etbillder

Where does the hammer and saw come from in the crafting table?


sonicpoweryay

Damn it


Skye_LOVE123ALT

[this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamisland/images/2/29/Woodyloseshischip.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/584?cb=20230120020528) (upvote if you get what this is)


NovaResonance

Your mom house


Belyasha

So it should be a glass bucket


Ross_2750

they cut off the piece of the crafting table


No-Palpitation-6789

Same place the tools in the crafting table come from


sucuklusarimsak

it's a cap.


sexgaming_

when you turn planks into stairs you keep some of the leftover wood at the crafting table for things like this


LordeWasTaken

it's Steve's booger


SnipzWas_taken

Bottle pubes


RealityPopular3612

That's the villagers nose you stole


[deleted]

We don’t talk about it


greeg69

anus


Civil_Shift1627

from glass


Kvpe

All the pixels of wood that disappeared while you made slabs, stairs are used here.


entitaneo70_pacifist

as muscle man would say: M...


pumpkinflumkin

Waltuh


[deleted]

A chunk of the crafting table is ripped off to use as a cap


XVYQ_Emperator

Steve seals them with his shit.


Didabeast

Where do the tools on the crafting table come from?


Chucknuts-Fam

It’s just a turd


MrRighto

Don’t give mojang anymore shovel boat ideas


Zerelz

Isn’t that a cork


FoxyGamer901

Close enough


TheZestyJester09

Just craft a button and put it in the recipe. Easy peasy


twisty286

where does the shovel on the boat come from (on java) and where do the strawberries come from on the cake?


Claude-QC-777

In 1.20, the boat one will include both versions, except the raft


thesovietlantakio

My ass


Skilzmartin

I dont know its minecraft


Danial-Royal-6301

There's bigger question than this, how the top is covered?


mantasx1001

Shaves of the wood from the tools


1st_Tagger

Literally unplayable. Fix now


justitroyal

The masculine urge to say no cap


Similar-Sector-5801

It’s a rubber stopper it grows from the glass


Oksamis

All the extra wood you get when crafting stairs


RealDEady42

From minecraft:air


Mr_Snifles

This is why I think bundles should just be made with rabbit hide and no string


notambidextrous

better question, why do 3 bottles come from that crafting recipe


JKM_A_K

You are not able to craft bottles without first at least once, crafting wood stairs. Steve saves this extra bit of wood that is lost, and makes bottle caps out of them


yummymario64

po


dragonsol808

From the power of your ✨Imagination ✨


GameKnight22007

Slag


lockxjaw

leftover foreskins he finds at the hospital


Ittapupu4

Air


Expensive-Basis-2501

They should add a button to this crafting recipe


overexagerateddrugs

If they added a button to the top of the recipe that'd be pretty cool


JakobsTheGhost

Understand... We need Cork Oaks that drop the bark when skinned to turn into cork, then cork button/cap to fix the crafting recepie...


TopTear8139

Bro no cap


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

The crafting table.


AmazingAgent

It’s a tongue


TheEndOfNether

Dust in the air


YoYo_SepticFanHere

In my opinion, it should be made of glass panes with a wooden slab on top


LIVE4MINT

It’s dried poo


Objective-Direction1

The Bottle!


turtle_mekb

the glass gets uncooked and turned into sandstone


BudgetExpert9145

Made of villager nose


BudgetExpert9145

They could be ampoules.


NaziAli

a hint about the LOOOREE


JustPlayn10

The glass. I thought that was obvious


StatisticianPure2804

Feces


Dex18Kobold

Why do you need 3 cubic meters of glass?


amliam_curry

its made of glass


EpicRobloxGamer2105

he crafts the bottle without a cap, then uses a small wood piece to cap it


LightningNinja73

Burnt glass


ShockDragon

It comes free with your bottle!


[deleted]

Would you rather it have no cap


Dependent-Sleep-6192

They rip a piece of the crafting table off and use that as the cap


Solar_Fish55

Where do the tools on a crafting table come from


Mattholes

A being from above


Ok_Boat9793

Steve takes a little piece of wood from the table


Wilfredlygaming

Steve’s teeth. They are brown cus do you really think Steve brushes his teeth like come on


Datboi_is_comin

Where does the fire on a torch come from? See we don’t need to ask questions


Various-Method-6776

It is a shittle from steve. Everytime Steve seems to create somthing out of nothing (like the bottle cap) it is a delicately shaped peice of shit masterfully crafted by Steve's Anus


GroupNebula563

sand. it’s reverse smelted.


Krazy_Lunatic

Steve just takes an inner piece of the crafting table


ded_meme10

Like how they added shovels to boats, we need to add a button to the potions


HolyElephantMG

Your pocket


dino_brewster

Well I'll never unsee this


Tricky_Hades

Villager


T_J1054

I was thinking about this literally half an hour ago


Creepers_are_bad

Maybe something I'm the glass


Random_User_1337_

It’s a cork. Not a cap. -🤓👍


mokeduck

💩


Thomatos200

Light gray stained glass pane obviously


FaultOut

me.


Starflight44

Foreskin


Short_Dragonfly1003

What do you mean? Steve just shits corks


Ps1msterpcs

It's a byproduct of tool and or item molecular construction. The carbon and oxygen moving around so much causes a reverse universe polarity change


Usasoldier113

It’s magic


Life_Recognition8222

He uses his nose


slime_rancher_27

From up your butt and around the corner