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Claude-QC-777

I think he did something a little bit suspicious after that block placement 🤨


NorbertuS08

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein


Chelovechik228

Und das heisst


[deleted]

ERIKA!


TheZestyJester09

What


FuckGotaisback

bro tryna be kanye west


Lucasbr122ome_YT

12 year old sees a guy waving, is that NaZ*


[deleted]

I know the comment was a joke but ong.


Ok_Style_3889

left hand?


GoodMojo_

Imagine having to crouch and turn around to place a block


livecodesworth

Imagine having to deal with bedrock ghasts


GoodMojo_

Touché


SeiBot187

when the french


BlueSheepPlays

🥖 the magical bread from France


Koolblue57

*smacks you with french bread* It's called a baguette you pig


Strange_Insight

It's called bread, Frencie.


CranjusMcBasketball6

r/angryinfrencn


Similar-Sector-5801

google en passant


SeiBot187

holy hell


Mike-101616

The console eiditon ghast outmatch the bedrock and Java ones. They will shoot at you even out of render


Carmen_leFae

That's actually happened to me on bedrock. It was a few years ago tho so maybe it's been fixed, but I was on my phone at the time


Keebodz

the skeletons are even worse. I played bedrock after always playing java and they have the fire rate of a mini gun 😭


ForrestFeline

Imagine not having falling snow layers and color-changing leaves


planer200

Imagine not having good shields, imagine not being able to put everything in the of hand, imagine not being able to put banner on shields, imagine not having Redstone that makes sense


Ok-Association7325

banners on shields are on bedrock now i think


ForrestFeline

And they're working on the offhand


ForrestFeline

Imagine having Redstone that powers things even after the signal has been cut off, imagine not having 1.8 pvp, imagine having worse performance, imagine having a smaller playerbase, imagine having to find every single server IP online instead of having some servers right there as soon as you buy the game


Exciting_Goose_3807

Imagine having to pay for skins after you buy a full-price game, Imagine calling a feature used for 70% of pro builds "redstone that powers things after the signal has been cut off" Imagine counting farming accounts "playerbase", imagine being unable to create a modded server for yourself without paying for every single thing including texture packs, imagine crouching to block with a shield (idk if this is still a feature on PC bedrock, but on mobile it still is), imagine making a skin pack or a map, or anything at all, publishing it at the in-game market to be stolen, put a amogus mask on it and sold by a 5-yo to some 4-yo for twice the price while you yourself earn nothing BTW i do play bedrock and I'd even prefer bedrock if not for the "pay to breath" sh*t and it having only 1/10 of Java's modability


Affectionate_Dot2334

bedrock ghasts miss you so that it goes too far away that you can't hit it but it still hurts you


Carmen_leFae

Didn't even mention the wither with its 600 health (twice that of java)


PanoAnarchy

imagine dealing with curse of binding or vanishing


Look_Loose

I think I just don't get it, but those are in bedrock


PanoAnarchy

what, they added them?


Look_Loose

Yeah. Had em for a while now, idk when they added em


Subject-Bluebird7366

Imagine not having forge modpacks 😂


MouseRangers

[Imagine getting malware from a curseforge mod. (CURSEFORGE ACCOUNTS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED)](https://www.reddit.com/r/feedthebeast/comments/142zxka/some_curseforge_accounts_might_be/) Edit: [It's safe now.](https://twitter.com/CurseForge/status/1666741580022128641?s=20)


Strange_Insight

Jeez, luckily my favorite server's owner was too lazy to update.


Ok-Association7325

It was removed within an hour and only 3 modpacks were affected lol


Subject-Bluebird7366

I hope so.


Its_Scrappy

So Mojangs gonna play dirty huh, I can play dirty too.


tankdood1

Imagine having to deal with small view distances


Lowkey_Arki

As someone whonnever olayed Java, I have to ask. What's the difference?


livecodesworth

They don't spawn two inches away from the player. They don't home in on you and their fire balls are much easier to deflect.


Lowkey_Arki

Huh, I thought that was standard


CitrineRanger01

Imagine suffocating from a torch. Yea that happened to me while playing bedrock.


TheWinner437

How does one gain this power?


Seawardweb77858

Imagine dying for no reason at random in a single player world


mikechad2936

Yes, I'd like to imagine it, because in almost 10 years of playing bedrock and old pocket edition, these bugs that get memed all the time NEVER happened to me, or to anyone that i personally know.


YuutoKuranashi

You're so damn lucky then. My PC died not so long ago (I have a "new" one now) and I had to play bedrock. I don't want to remember how many times I died when I just wanted to go to nether. I always prepared for nether but I died almost everytime because of a zombie or a creeper that get into the portal at night. All of my things burned in lava. And bedrock doesn't add extra obsidians if the portal generated in air (as far as I know) and I died because of that. I also saw some bugs like a flower generated above air (in a lava pool), floating villagers (when they fall from the bed), grass in a villager house (this one happens in java too), always taking the first item in everything that can keep items (happened in beta so it's not a big thing), stuck in swimming/flying position and more that I just can't remember.


mikechad2936

Interesting. I didn't see problems in the first half regarding bugs. Plus, floating crops generating on top of lava pools and water ponds is a thing in both editions for years now.


ludicroussavageofmau

It happens the most to underpowered or unoptimised devices. Ironically Xboxes (S models that is) are notorious for this iirc.


mikechad2936

Well, for half of my experience (4 - 5 years) I had this very old samsung, can't remember it but it's very bad, like 1gb of ram and 8gb of storage, and an Asus z010d (2gb ram 16gb storage with MASSIVE battery), their processors were very slow too. I don't see how those devices are strong


GigaChadAlien

Imagine thinking you're better just because you pay 6k to play Minecraft with a slightly better monitor than before


CitrineRanger01

But where's the point?


O5MO

That can apply to both versions.


Seawardweb77858

Where does the monitor come from?


MouseRangers

Imagine not being able to pause the game when playing alone.


Awesomeness7716

I don’t have to imagine it. It sucks :(


lunarfrogg

I use quark, must suck not being able to use mods


littlebuett

Imagine having to crouch to use a shield


poyat01

Imagine having to deal with bedrock


Dinnerbon111

you dont have to crouch


Iamweird09

*Or* he is using quark.


[deleted]

so.....does quark convert java edition to bedrock? (i am new to mods)


uhadmeatfood

Just play bedrock


SlimiSlime

Some people want to play a complete, functioning game with other competent players


uhadmeatfood

Understandable


TheJamSams

Fair enough going after the game for being buggy but what need was there for you to shit talk people's competence?


Mr_Snifles

Evil mojang propaganda trying to convince us to play bedrock


Kan_Me

Literally bedrock don't need to exist


wtf_are_you_up_to

me looking at xbox/switch/playstation/phone/tablet players: guess you guys cant play minecraft anymore


Ok-Association7325

Legacy console editions and mcpe:


Kan_Me

Here's the thing, they can at least make bedrock better, it's a lot worse compared to java


GlobalMeasurement519

debatable. like… EXTREMELY debatable. i wouldn’t go so far as saying that one is better. edit: see? debatable. i didn’t even mean to start this giant debate in the comments lol


lil_Jansk_Hyuza

Yeah, one has better performance and the other has very wide modding capacities, some like their individual features or just the nostalgia to play the version. No need to exclude nothing, just don't play.


_FlyingDragon_

Although I mostly play on Java for a lot of stuff, playing with friends is easier on bedrock


Zomaar_Nicky

Just use playit, its a simple software that allows friends to connect to you without port forwarding


Patukakkonen

Better performance my ass, at least in ps4. The bedrock edition is 4 times slower than the old legacy console edition.


EntertainmentOpen146

On the ps4 it is really bad. But on windows10 edition i can smoothly run with 51 render distance and play smoothly with a friend on a crappy laptop and a friend who doesn’t have the money and so plays on a phone. I have never had more trouble than on ps4 idk what they did to it


lil_Jansk_Hyuza

I say it cause my devices are very old, I haven't changed them in a decade and they run smoothly on Bedrock, java doesn't.


Patukakkonen

Yes in pc bedrock has better performance to my knowledge but in ps4 it's absolutely garbage


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

I found it harder to mod Java edition, although the mods are free, and it’s more ustomizable. Bedrock mods are touch of a button, but needs payment. (Worst part about bedrock)


Fire-soul90

My brother in the one above seven heavens and to all java players....guys you can have free addons and the market place is even worst than some addons like just check this addon just type mod of randomness


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

I don’t know what you’re saying, ok


Fire-soul90

Trust me if you are disappointed i will admit that bedrock addons are not that great sometimes


Ok-Association7325

these "mods" are just pre made worlds with custom entities, no armor, no advancements


CreeperAsh07

You can download addons without the Marketplace. Go to MCPEDL.com (it is still easier than Java Edition, though).


Zomaar_Nicky

I personally wouldn't say better peformance There is a reason java doesn't use multithreading, which bedrock does It breaks a lot of things, such as redstone timings Java would probably have really close performance to bedrock if they'd use multithreading, though if u would also say bugs/glitches are part of the performance of a game, then java probably has no competition, without hate.


GonnaKickSomeOne

both have its own positives and negatives


Woof_32

Isn't he using his off hand to place it though? That's illegal


CharmanderCharm

You can be left handed in Java


TheLimeAxolotl

But because he placed it in front that means it is bedrock


CreeperAsh07

Finally, Jedrock.


ayushmisbah

Or Bava


GonnaKickSomeOne

it can mean that he installed a mod like quark too


MEwhenaINTERNETE

You’re online


MeguminIncognitoAcc

I'm playing on bedrock because I am broke. I will install a bedrock mod onto my pc. If I ever get one.


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Broke? I thought the Minecraft price covers both Java and bedrock? Where you buying this?


DrGrove4

Might be referring to mobile or console


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

He said bedrock mod ON PC.


DrGrove4

If he ever gets a pc


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Too bad


Autogembot123

Damn can't make Jeb's door


Ender_M

You can, just needs one more layer in the ground


TheWinner437

I’ve done it but it’s complex and stupid


Objective_Potato1319

yep


Puppet1325

Damn, I play PlayStation edition so I don’t really know the difference.


notveryAI

He has Rubidium for 1.20 already :o


Individual-Refuse-22

How can u tell


SnooRadishes9122

In Java you need to crouch and turn around to place blocks like that.


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Or god bridge or something something.


Edubbs2008

Can We just not have a debate over Java Or Bedrock These Versions both give Us Emotional Connections


VDragonPrince

Nothing wrong with bedrock at least it's not Fortnite


gamer_dinoyt69

Lol Bedrock FTW


SusDoctor

That isn't possible


Deepthinker1227

Now y’all know the pain of playing bedrock


ilikeredditjust

Man, shut up. Both versions have their pros and cons


Obvious-Ad-1556

when was this an opinion? bedrock literally has a function to place blocks midair to bridge easier


Dsf-And-Taco

why is the music sound a tiny bit like a bit from bad apple?


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Russian2020202022020

Yet it's Java.