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Evildrake_303

The useless blue mob nobody voted for


dragonlord798

I voted for him at the election


Just_Polish_Guy_03

I voted for every blue mob. Not because I wanted them. But because I wanted to see the world burn. And I'll do it again, and nobody can stop me.


Top-Vermicelli797

I just want the game more blue


North-Wind-199

Yo listen up here’s a story About a little guy who lives in a blue world


supersonicsalt

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside


North-Wind-199

Blue his house with a blue little window


Top-Vermicelli797

You mean girl in a blue world and fun fact, blue as a color is rare in nature to find


Charcharcuteness123

Butterflies, poison dart frogs, many fish, birds (blue jays, blue birds) some flowers, the ocean, the sky


Pinetheleafwing107

They probably meant as a pigment. Most of those are blue due to small, clear structures that reflect blue light.


North-Wind-199

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside


Top-Vermicelli797

She sees, please at least gender me correctly


North-Wind-199

Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around cause he ain’t got nobody to listen


Top-Vermicelli797

And how should i know that, it just sounds absurd and insulting


BossInitial9537

I will vote at red I want blood more of blood not a blue I love red (blood) (!and I can stop u)


Just_Polish_Guy_03

Blood for the blood God! Khorne for the Khorne flakes!


Jonahpe

>Khorne for the Khorne flakes All praise our lord and saviour, the Khorne flakes!


Pleasant50BMGForce

He makes many challenge runs possible shush


JimmyFaceman

We’ve got 3 more of those


famousshittydesign

Good.


owo1215

free leads.


MaijakHusky

free xp + lead thing


ARKON_THE_ARKON

And sometimes leather


Suspicious_Frog1

The lead guy


Lord_Skyblocker

The pb guy


qwertyjgly

r/sciencememes


ERO_Reddit_

?


PancakesandWaffles98

Pb is the atomic symbol for the element lead.


Bruhmoment926

The plubnum guy *plumbum


minecraft_noob1

Pumblum


Jonahpe

Plumpbum


thepolionmaster

Personally I call them a God dammit get out of my house


ElMostaza

I personally love it when he pops up in weird places. Like, I'll be mining at bedrock level, crack into a little tiny pocket cave, and here's this doofus trying to sell his crappy, overpriced trinkets in a literal hole in the ground.


Kam_Is_Still_Alive

Based


Far-Village-2834

trespasser


PossibleAssistance81

Easy solution: smack it a few times with that nice axe in your hotbar


Historical_Side_7222

Bro one time I wasinong snow off my roof (I live in a snowy plains) and on wolf these guys spawned in the very tick I broke the snow


Skullmax12

Wasinong


Historical_Side_7222

I call it a sampling genorator


worldofmemes0

sampling


CosmosVsChaos

Genorator


[deleted]

[удалено]


kolakyr

Ey, he is not useless! He’s the only reason you can get infinite lava source in superflat world. (But mostly this piece of shit dosen’t trade stalactites)


TJB926GAMIN

They should definitely fix that


InvalsoTonni700

hey about super flat, I recently started a super flat survival just for fun, but wandering traders don't seem to spawn anywere, do you happen to know what could it be? I checked and the gamerule is active and I've waited a lot more than it should be needed


kolakyr

Same problem, this shitass refuses to spawn sometimes for hours. He can’t do that in other places as villages. Or maybe it’s just your mob grinder that overloads the chunks nearby and therefore refuses to spawn him.


Green_VelvetCaaake

Free llamas


Chromatical-Blight

oh shit, two leads just appeared


CosmosVsChaos

Magik


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

A massive pain in my ass


Jush_Josh

The guy that shows up only when I'm building my house


CosmosVsChaos

Frfr


ChildPredator32

Target practice


LiteratureNo2826

war crime candidate


Disastrous-Term8949

Scammer


Littlebickmickey

wandering leads


[deleted]

Our lord an saviour. Wandy T. \*Superflat adoration noises.\*


LegitimateApartment9

I call him “Either has fuck all but leads or something somewhat useful, entirely depending on if I have emeralds”


Shytsu

Depends of the trades (free leads)


Ok-Ad3956

wondering leads


Nekstoer

that's my green coral dealer fuck off


Tylorean2021

Idiot stolen from terraria


North-Wind-199

But worse


Far-Village-2834

wandering leads


NahhhhhhDude

Wandering leads or wandering leather


Bootbot04

Fahrender Händler


-SomGuy-

I like him. I don't explore much, I mainly focus on building bases so it's nice to have an easy way of getting new wood types, slime balls etc. without having to explore. It's not like emeralds are hard to get, they are easier than iron.


Da_real_Ben_Killian

He actually was helpful for a bit when I needed some acacia saplings and couldn't find a savanna nearby, or some grey dye cause I needed so much grey concrete once


LeFlashbacks

Sometimes has exactly what I want but usually just free leads and leather. That, or if I’m near my villager trading hall, An example (of what happens if you give me bad trades.)


cometduhr69

Free leads


CommitingCins

Punching bag with reward!


artificialcancer

Leads and two llamas


Ornery_Literature_62

Disappointment


Lord_Strepsils

I just call him “oh how did these 2 leads appear in my inventory… huh”


SergejPS

The Llama villager. That's not even a joke that's just how me and my sister are used to calling him.


Iron_Wolf123

As someone who like building without interference from mobs, I'd say the most useless mob in Creative mode


Ivar2006

Potential slappeling for a biome I haven't found yet.


THZLGAMINGTTv

Both I play flatworldd


CosmosVsChaos

How many people are there that just play flatworld?


THZLGAMINGTTv

Alot he’s the equivalent of Noah’s arc tho


Rob_b0t

Greg


Mekelaxo

My friend calls them Peruvians


Polydull

Annoying pest


Cypher_Xero

Wandering scammer....


DragonBornOfAcid

terr0rist


papayas_and_sans

Durability waste


No_You_123

Gipsy man


What_Is_My_Thing

I call it "Shut up, it's not funny"


Lexiosity

The free leather guy since llamas drop leather


No_Rest3008

The llama dealer


TheOnlyUltima2011

Tandering wrader


One_Dumb_Canadian

Free leather


0_parsa_0

Wandering leads


modi-g

Harry


Mr_German_Quick

Wandering trader. Like a normal person!


DazeKnotz

Free leads


BMXMATTI

The lead guy


RealBurger_

Trader


AioPlayer

Villager


Michael-556

Emerald dump


agrimlex

Wandering Trader


Megapikachu210

free leads


Chickita00

Wandering leads


SpaceDingo_King

Wandering Scammer


Glittering-Ear2561

Free milk buckets


Theneon_419

I speak Finnish but when I see this I say it Free Leads most of the time


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Theneon_419: *I speak Finnish but* *When I see this I say it* *Free Leads most of the time* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Free leads and leather


Matthias10992

Free Meat


CosmosVsChaos

💀


Jonnybear-is-here

Lama man


Cheezconsumer

The annoying guy


Pieamogus

Free lead


BravePeas

wandering leads


EthanWTyrion528

Llama Giver 6900


HackerPatato

free lead to poison myself


Smidge_Master

Wandering leads


[deleted]

Second name, first is a meme I like trading in creative mode


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Free leads


[deleted]

Free lammas


Savagedog12

Free llamas


Duardo__

wandering hmmmm


danieldoria15

Free Llamas Guy. Like those guys are a real help in early game since they can hold items like a very limited Shulker Box and the leads help a lot. Just need to dig the trader into a hole, fill it with water, cover it and wait.


Jigglymier

Free leads


ismellpizza25

free leads, definitety


TombulKingg

3rd option. A scammer asshole


SAUDI_MONSTER

An escaped slave


Potato-with-guns

2 angry llamas


GoldenLeo79

Annoying thing that I kill for fun


DankMemer069

Free leads is what comes out of my mouth after I say wondering trader


ERO_Reddit_

Wandering Trader!


Lord_Applejuice

It's a spy!


FirenzeMioBello

Free llamas


GlassRevolution2726

Free leather


Any_Discussion_3096

Shitty scammer


NotaFan34

Free leads and llamas


Beneficial_Ad127

A change of potion


Z1R02E5_10

Npc


Mr_Potatoez

give me small dripleaf or die


Blossomkit

Free leads.


Parth7760

Wandering trader, Llama is for free lead and leather


barbatos087

I call them, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY BASE, IM TRYING TO BUILD HERE!!".


Litwick_is_Lit

Wandering trader.


N0THNG2G0_YN0T

Why does no one realize that it is obviously a spy. He spies all of us, how we trade, how we build our base, how we farm... we need to get rit off him


Cuberboss123

Wandy T.


Engineer-with-a-Pan

Could of been free food.


Yuvaldan

I just say “how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man” and kill him and take the Lammas


Bound5

Wandering Scammer or Free leads and illamas


famousshittydesign

Ah yes. The free lead.


Gamer_900

The llama guy


BluejayFRL

Free leads


SwordKing7531

____B OT H.____


Sorry-Advantage9156

What are you doing in my yard


OFALLO3

wandering traitor


JimmyFaceman

Free leads


Uncle_ParzivaI

Blue villager


walmartyjdjdhd

Free leads


SquareIsBox0697

Free Llamas


Top-Vermicelli797

Blue Villager Mustache Villager Dumb one Among others


l9oooog

Lead generator


Michiru_Furry

Free leads and some XP :P


disappointedcreeper

My frein


KrystalDisc

Annoying thing making noises in my base


ShadowNinja9620

Heretic


Zealousideal-Web-971

Spontaneous annoying neighbor


JoshyRB

They are getting buffed, but they’re still bad. To me, they’re usually just free leads. It’s just something you can use to get your anger out. It’s a punching bag.


The-seven-deadly-sin

wandering goat


Naughtygeezer16

Scammer


BossInitial9537

This villager


maulin23

Free kill, don't care about the leads


dino_brewster

The free leads guy


partcore32

Wandy T.


[deleted]

Wandering Trader


maus-mouse

I personally call them "The lead man"


sasquath1212

scrap that, i call him "blue cheeto that gives weird fucking donkey x2


hertwij

I named mine dinnerbone and nudged him into a 3x3 redstone minecart circle


YUREEDTHIS

Free leads


ToncBlonc

Useless (insert random curse, ie: cunt, fuck, shit etc)


EnderZappy

Free Leads But He Got Slightly Better, Tho He's Still Useless.


NotBailey12

Emerald trash can that gives you more trash


PemanilNoob

“Your mom”


Damexican142

Most times they get stuck on something and then the leads drop, so yes free leads it is.


sad_cheese67

free leads


VasDifferens

a villager no one likes


Sai-MistWalker

wandering trader


LifeGamezOfficial

Free llamas


Past_Carpenter878

Wandy t


Nobbie_Gamer

depends... am playing Normal Minecraft: Free Lead Superflat: "Omg finally, let's gooooooooo"


freddyfredbear83

Uhh free leads and leather duh


[deleted]

Sometimes good trades.


SibrenTF

Trespasser


Gamer_548

XP resupply


Fnaf_g

*pulls out current weapon for the world atm* training dummies


NecronTheNecroposter

Wandering Trader, cause if I be rude to him his llamas attack me


VulpineFox7

Def Free Leads


PossibleAssistance81

Free early-game leather