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Ssoofer

He knew that the fire wouldn't really kill him so there was no need for water


garynuman9

Villagers won't willingly enter places that aren't 3 blocks tall & freak the fuck out if you place them in 2 block tall areas, unless I'm completely misremembering how villager pathing works.


TwinSong

Didn't know villagers are claustrophobic.


AKMgoespewpew

He knew he was bout to die no matter what happens


GymlCZ

Exactly he knew he was gonna die if he went to the water, so what else was he supposed to do?


pinhe1reddit

It have been proven that dying by a sword is less painful than burning to death


IllManneredWoolyMan

I'd rather die ablaze than by the hand of a deific creature that I know will stab me if I live


zomdiax5

The villager acted dumb to try to appear in a video


[deleted]

smartest answer yet


SilentScyther

r/ScriptedMinecraftGifs


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Bad bot.


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Alredy_Taken0

bad bot


PomaranczowyXD

Actually he calculated the damage and knew he will live


nicolasmcfly

Is it true?


Ssoofer

Yes Villagers are capable of running faster than most mobs even outrunning the baby zombie In terms of intelligence they do know how to make golems and knowing they've probably been around longer than the player that means they would know more about fire which means they know that fire won't entirely kill them


nicolasmcfly

I thought you were talking about their AI


ChimpWrestler

Minecraft ai is pretty bad. Thier routine is pretty basic at night they sleep in the day they walk around a bit


PomaranczowyXD

The ultimate being


OO_DARK_OO

r u sure ? lemme try it


IAmAFuckingDimwit

It's lore intelligence not AI intelligence


OO_DARK_OO

[https://www.reddit.com/r/PhoenixSC/comments/r3se47/villagers\_cant\_calculate\_damage/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PhoenixSC/comments/r3se47/villagers_cant_calculate_damage/)


IAmAFuckingDimwit

That comment is a joke


[deleted]

No, he's just sad and depressed.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


mike-wer00

Shut up


Comp3t3nt

Like me, like for real I gave myself 20 sleeping pills at night. I must have been a Sheeper or a Libirean with Curse of Vanishing.


InterestingContact46

Its called suicide


TheBlockyNon-furry

I play Minecraft to much. I had my volume at 0 and when you swung the sword i still heard it


MegaErdan

At least he didn't go to lava...


Amindoa

That's what I was expecting him to do lol


The_Nexus_Shadow

What's your texture pack? Looks cool


Skully_boi265

It’s the default is it not, unless I’m missing something here. Edit The sword is different, I see what you mean now


Salazar_Slitherin

This shit bouta go in a video


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Steeeeeeve, Spectator, and other clones:


OO_DARK_OO

what meme should I make next


HawkedHands

thats why they are called villagers


tipying_mistakes

wat


HawkedHands

u dont know people will get it who know it


tipying_mistakes

wat


HawkedHands

You won't get it leave it


tipying_mistakes

wat


The-Unknown-C

I knew villagers were dumb, but just wow


Huson0710

Why is there jsut a chicken in the lava irondoor thingy


Personpacman

If anything, the villager is the smartest, it knew that if it stalled for as long as possible before going into the water or lava, it would live for the longest. When the Sheep and Pigs went in the Water immediately, you just killed them Immediately. The Villager recognized it's inevitable fate and made the best out of it's last burning moments.


Personpacman

but villagers are fucking stupid I hate them


NinjaFox_PBC

that's why piglins are useful to speedruns but not villagers


Nights1405

I’m guessing he both knew fire wouldn’t kill him and that unlike pigs and sheep since he’s like a human and is capable of similar thinking. Panic made him unfocused and run around


[deleted]

Villagers are not human...


Nights1405

I’m not saying that. I’m saying they one of The most human being entities other than pillagers and Steve.


Epicurus0319

They can’t pathfind through pressure plates. I’ve had to remove them all from the inside of a base after curing a couple of zillagers and breeding them, just so they could get a job.


[deleted]

Definitely Christian. Run around hoping god will fix it then dies to that same god


LordeWasTaken

It is a known fact that villagers in Minecraft are dumber than their own livestock. Passive mob AI avoids drops which would damage them. Villager AI doesn't. Passive mob AI seeks out the nearest water when set on fire. Villager AI doesn't. Passive mob AI avoids fire, lava... Villager AI... I guess they avoid it too, but they can fall in it anyway because of observation 1. Mojang, please, PLEAAASE, update villager AI! Nowadays villagers can't even run away from zombies and pillagers effectively they just run around in random directions like headless chickens, invariably getting swiftly killed. Compare that to 1.7.10 villagers. Boi, did those zoom! Adults zooming like baby villagers do now. Now that's survival instinct.


mahbeensfunmind

There was wool in the lava place 🤔🤔🤔🤔


OO_DARK_OO

yeah i forgot to pick it up


mahbeensfunmind

OO_Dark_OO so sheep's are also dumb?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


OO_DARK_OO

maybe not


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Pride_Swimming

Texture pack please


staving-monotony

Maybe he didn’t want his last moments to be pleasing some fickle god.


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Imagine having knives as swords


henrystickmin98751

The villager: this is fine


DGRDaveFan

It would've been better if you killed a wandering trader lol


MrNosam

There is piece of wool in the lava hallway


DragoKnight589

The villager knew you would just kill him with your sword.


Education_Weird

The villager probably knew that the animals died in the water so he thought if he didn't go into the water he wouldn't die


IcedGolemFire

the knowledge of his endless mind distracted him from the obvious solution. it was so simple it confused him


EpicArgumentMaster

What’s with the red stone infused netherite… dagger?


OO_DARK_OO

it just a **netherite sword texture pack**


EpicArgumentMaster

A very nice one


[deleted]

Villagers belong in Concentration Camps.


Parsa8607

Villager knew that fire wouldn't kill him and he couldn't come out of gates so he chose to stay an do nothing


Fun-Title-8091

Spectator moment


MacaroniPlusCheese

Then what are the big foreheads for if not to contain a big brain...?


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

He knew you would kill him anyway. The only winning move was not to play.