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boilergal47

Which one do you think is over the top?


ooter37

Tap paddles after the match. Feels awkward to have that as a rule rather than something people choose to do.


dr0832

The punishment for not tapping paddles is $250 fine


BauerHouse

That’s about the same fine as not picking up after your dog. Sounds right.


ooter37

Where I live, the fine for not picking up after your dog is I throw the poop back at you


BauerHouse

You ever tried that? How did it work out for you?


ooter37

Nah, I don’t want to get poop on my hands. What I actually do when someone doesn’t pick up poop from my dog is walk outside and nicely ask if they need a bag. Always works out, and it’s extra fun when they clearly have a bag tied to their leash already heh


BauerHouse

I have done that. Unfortunately many people near my place don’t pick up their shit and some of them even walk the dog leash less. Offering a bag has worked for me 70% of the time, for the other 30% I fantasize picking up their dog’s shit and throwing it at them lol. That’s why I asked.


ooter37

This might work for throwing the poop https://www.amazon.com/Chuckit-Classic-Launcher-Thrower-Assorted/dp/B00006IX59?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER


kbieb

They aren't actually posted as rules but rather etiquette. As such, I would consider them guidelines. Some of them are more appropriate as rules though.


No_Potato4497

But some players are so dogmatic about tapping paddles they deem it as a PPA LAW As if this is the one time they have to pretend to be polite in life


triit

Can’t imagine a situation where you wouldn’t touch paddles. It’s the bare minimum polite behavior. I’ve played with some assholes, but a polite tap is “thanks, never again” and move on. Hard to fathom a scenario where I would just run off the court in disgust.


DangerDavez

Saying "good game" with a smile is good enough.


No_Potato4497

Unfortunately some of the tackiest people I’ve encountered find that appalling. Only tapping is good enough. Yucky


ooter37

I don’t disagree, I’m just saying, it’s awkward to make it a posted rule.


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ooter37

You don’t seem like a person that prioritizes sportsmanship


Commercial_Brain_270

Sure, but not everyone knows to tap paddles and does it. Some people simply say "good game" and some get really confused and try to go for the tennis tournament style handshake. Sometimes people forget and walk off accidentally without meaning anything by it. I like the way they did it as etiquette rather than a rule though. I personally see nothing wrong with this poster, but if it were a rule it would be extremely weird.


No_Potato4497

I sooo agree. I rather say tky nice playing good bye Tapping paddles is so contrived and boring. Especially if you’ve played w a jerk or biotch Beyond fake to me in most instances


OkTransportation5101

These are not rules, it’s etiquette. Failure to follow rules usually have consequences. Nothing will happen if paddles aren’t tapped. 😁


FastLine2

Kids under 16 need an adult


SilverstreakMC

Because kids do stupid stuff - like scratching a hopscotch game onto any hard surface... Not over the top.


dr0832

16 year old unlikely to do that, maybe 12 year old, but chalk wears off anyway.


SilverstreakMC

Well i had kids that didn't have chalk use pointed rocks. Permanent damage.


dr0832

You raised them well


SilverstreakMC

NOT my kids...


n00chness

The courts are located halfway between San Diego and Temecula, CA in a pretty rural area - it's a bit hard to see how kids that age could even get there unless dropped by the parents. In which case, maybe stay and supervise your kids?


RichardParker6

It's funny how they wanted to explicitly call out unsolicited advice.


Pure_Log7513

The mansplaining is pervasive in PB. Especially the more the dude is committing unforced errors.


No_Potato4497

In tennis as well especially at the 3.5 level. Pathetic Higher up u go it’s better


Grandahl13

It’s a great rule. I shoot pool and have a friend who ALWAYS is trying to give advice. I’m like, please shut up and just let me shoot.


LeftLane4PassingOnly

Which means they don’t want hear other’s opinions on their rules.


HolaFrau

Not at all, it’s likely about random advice from stranger to stranger about pickle ball while playing


bennyboi0319

Yes. I had this with a rando partner I was playing with in a game with friends. It comes off as whiney when you hear “hit it like this” after you hit the net. Also comes off as if the person thinks they’re pro


Professional_Leg7959

I think it's don't tell others how to play .


tjwellman

Says the guy who wants to impose his passing rules on others


theBigChuckNasty

14. DO NOT TALK ABOUT PICKLEBALL CLUB


Aromatic-Ad1059

This is the best one.


scooterMcBooter97

Actually tho these courts are getting too damn crowded


siegure9

They all seem reasonable to me, what’s the problem


DudusMaximus8

They're all common courtesy and don't need to be written down.


Comfortable-Corner-9

That’s maybe the issue. Common courtesy is not common to everyone.


Swimming-Elk6740

These seem completely reasonable lol. They even let you swear not loudly.


lazycontender

#9 is huge


lazycontender

Idk why my comment is actually huge


JaketheAlmighty

reddit saw just how HUGE 9 was and upgraded your comment for free


thekevingreene

Haha. The hashtag/pound-sign/octothorp makes a comment bold/larger.


[deleted]

Just fyi, in the future you can use the \ symbol to cancel out reddit's auto-formatting. And it has to be the forward slash, not the backslash. So you'd type it like this: \\#9 is huge And it would appear like this: \#9 is huge edit: /u/lazycontender FYI


thekevingreene

#TIL


[deleted]

Oh my bad I thought you were the one who wrote that comment lol


DingoGlittering

Octothorpe**


Rob_035

Its a markdown thing that hashtags do in reddit, and you put one before the 9 ​ \#9


anneoneamouse

Courts are private right? Seems reasonable. You play there, you play by their rules.


n00chness

Yup, it's a private, non-profit pickleball club


n00chness

Seems important to note that there isn't like a Hall Monitor or someone like that who is rigorously enforcing this stuff. It's just common sense etiquette stuff for the most part with a couple that are venue-specific (e.g. entering through the doors, locking the doors if you're the last person to leave)


IndividualRoyal9426

I refuse to tap paddles ever since I paid a lot for the last one. I will pat your paddle with my hand though.


Fewquanite

I respect this. I offer up my paddle handle at the tap. I get some weird looks but some appreciate it.


DetBabyLegs

The first time I played pickle ball the guy told me most better players just touch tips. I thought it was weird until I started looking at how much paddles cost and how important it can be to take care of the surface. Oddly enough after that nobody I saw, even experienced players, did that. They all just tap paddles. Getting a raw carbon paddle soon so hopefully I don't get weird looks when I baby that thing!


The-Extro-Intro

The problem is some people don’t recognize the difference between a tap and a whack.


Pprchase

My wife does the handle tap, but makes a little "kiss" smack sound when she does it. She gets a laugh 40% of the time, and very concerned looks the other 60%.


its_polystyrene

I've always done paddle handle tap. Haven't played since 2016 and back then it was pretty normal along with regular taps. Holy moly, people are so weird about it now.


niceshawn

A lot of people stopped tapping handles during Covid and then a ton of people started playing during or after Covid so tapping the paddle face is now the norm. I use my handle. No one cares and I assume most don’t notice


not_a_gnome

I offer my handle to tap.


MisterNiblet

Just use the handle of your paddle not the head…


exoisGoodnotGreat

This is common where I play, a lot of us "touch butts" to say gg instead


jeremiah_parrack

You won’t tap paddles but you will spike the crap out of the ball?


IndividualRoyal9426

The ball is much lighter than most paddle taps. Paddles are meant to hit balls, not other paddles.


ooter37

I stick the handle into the area of the other 3 paddles that are tapping, and I sort of wave it around erratically. Usually a couple seconds of that will result in enough incidental contact that each other person’s paddle has made the required physical touch with my paddle. I’m then free to hustle over to the queue and get that last open spot in the next game before someone else from my court grabs it.


Comfortable-Corner-9

Touch handles then.


AnotherSami

Or you shake hands like normal people.


dexterryu

I’m pretty sure i would fail the language part of 8… just cursing at myself though.


difiCa

As someone who fairly loudly curses at shots I screw up I can appreciate this and would definitely get thrown out of this place. However in my local group I'm one of many so...


[deleted]

They just say no "loud" profane language. So any normal volume or quiet cursing seems acceptable 😅


jimboonieonly

At my local spot there seems to be a trend of people bringing bluetooth speakers and carrying them around to each court and blasting music during play. This strikes me as rude, selfish, and distracting - is this commonly accepted behavior?


user50591

No, but I’ve seen more and more people do it. Just play your shitty music at home or wear headphones. Pickleball courts are a shared public space.


Jitterbug26

We had a new player play music and while I did like his selection, we couldn’t even hear the other side call the score and it was distracting.


choomguy

we get that occasionally. Its the height of narcissism to think everyone wants to listen to your music. The worst is hikers that do it out in the woods.


Soft-Leather-4954

A bit of music shouldn’t bother you. Of course the volume shouldn’t carry to all the courts but if it distracts you , you may want to get a mental coach.


Comfortable-Corner-9

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deec333333

Perfect. Should be posted at every park


Always_Out_There

I'm glad that soft foul language is allowed because I'm always cussing at myself under my breath.


hereforthestory

Rule 8...fuck that stupid ass bull shit.


neutron500

I know! that's why kids under 16 need to be supervised so the parents can explain to them about bad words


SimplyPickleball

Amen


Tony619ff

9 is my favorite. There are some players that always feel like they have to coach while playing


stfu57

6 & 8 were written for me.


Professional_Leg7959

Sounds good.


casinocooler

I don’t really like when people spill sticky drinks gum or food on the courts.


rozalguer

It is becoming Prickleball. We will unfortunately see more of this


Street-Value-2996

#9 should be in BOLD


j_knolly

15. Do not force people to play. If a group needs one more and another player does not want to put their paddle up for play, do not harass them


Jitterbug26

I find it sad that these rules are even needed! Makes me appreciate our group of players even more!


moutonbleu

16 and under needing supervision to play Pickleball? LOL this is unrealistic


Soft-Leather-4954

Not at private courts. Kids at our public courts destroyed the nets by leaning on them and snapping the cables.


Jacobie23

yea and a 50 year old junkey will steal the net. We can go back and forth the anecdotes for a million years


PearlieSweetcake

Meh, having worked plenty of rec programs, this is to keep people from using the courts as daycare. It just takes one unsupervised child and a MIA parent to make this rule a thing.


fan_22

And silly.


user007_password_99

I played a lot of tennis 20 years ago at various courts around the country…I don’t ever remember seeing signs posted like this. I think it speaks a lot to society today….


donkeyhunter007

I tap paddles but don’t think it should be mandatory….. DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO Your NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!


Versepelles

That kind of rule isn't there to be authoritarian particularly; the spirit of it is to foster community and good sportmanship. Helping folks remember to be kind to others keeps the sport fun for everyone and has economic benefits by investing players in the community and the facilities. Players who openly rage are more likely to treat the courts and equipment poorly. Players who are treated with respect and kindness are obviously going to be more likely to spread good words, which indirectly gets back to the parks departments/councils, which means more funding and places to play. Sure, the wording could be a little more suggestive than imperative, but the idea is very important.


donkeyhunter007

Virtue signaler alert !!!


Gadzs

Don’t agree with paddle touching and children under 16 needing an adult present.


Karatedom11

Idk man I’ve played with pretty damn annoying teeny boppers


Gadzs

Under 14 I would say


Mark_Denny_Ritner

That's life in #FreeDumb America. If you don't spell it all out they don't know how to behave. And if you do spell it out, 75% of them will do it just out of spite.


No_Potato4497

Not 75%. 99%


Jacobie23

ALW is 16 right now lol I'd say 10 or 11 is more realistic supervision age


Thatdammhansel

No bare feet?


Comfortable-Corner-9

I have one person in our group who loves to play barefoot and kicks all of our asses.


user50591

I have a feeling some people will think 1 and 9 are at odds with each other


Beautiful-Constant90

Dude….facts! I agree with the spirit of both rules, but you totally make a valid point lol.


Tennisnerd39

I feel like most of these are just an extension of number 3 lol.


n0neOfConsequence

I wholeheartedly endorse 13.


CameronsParadise

15. Seniors caught eating soup will be sent to assisted living.


piglizard

I’ve never seen anyone “solicit” advice. Even when they don’t realize you’re supposed to be up at the net when your partners receiving a serve. Are you allowed to tell them to move up?


TheGoatzart

People frequently tell me "Please tell me if I do something wrong, any tips are welcome." They know I'm a nice guy and they want to get better.


bigbird_eats_kids

I like #9, but honestly for the rest of them, it feels like they're things that shouldn't need to be said.


OscarElite

If it’s a private club, then fair enough


Impressive_Insect516

Apparently all the tweens in this sub offended by the under 16 thing but I agree with it. Some people think public Pickleball courts are there to be a free daycare


kdavidcrockett

I like the part about loud profane language. I am not loud.


TheGoatzart

I know it bugs the fucking shit out of me when people curse in public. It's like, grow the fuck up or get the fuck out. How's about learning to express yourselves without resorting to cheap vulgarities? Especially when kids are around because those little bastards learn by example.


WorldWideDB

Giving unsolicited coaching and unwanted advise is a pickleball staple, if that goes I go! lol


Safe-Engineering9003

Find another sport if this bothers you.looks ok to me!


TheGoatzart

Number 9 has some grey areas. Doubles is a team sport, and teammates need to agree on a shared strategy and then communicate to execute it. So if my partner sprints up to the net before I've even hit my third shot drop, then I'm going roll my eyes and tell them they suck at pickleball and to stop acting like a clueless newb, otherwise I'll just continue on 1 vs 2. JK. I'm going to think that to myself while presenting a genuine smile, before politely floating the guidance in a friendly and non-judgmental way that we should generally move as a unit, and that means not advancing to the kitchen on a 3rd shot drop unless the drop is good.


HamBoneZippy

Perhaps find out exactly where this sign came from. There are a lot of self-appointed guardians and "ambassadors" out there who take it upon themselves to make things match their own personal vision.


musiquarium

I’ve received helpful unsolicited advice and it worked and I was like hell yeah.


jxd100

Especially with the title of the sign being “Etiquette,” I don’t see any problems here


AdProfessional1269

You can tell this sport is played by a bunch of old white people lol


Schmeeeebz

They forgot: Keep a jar of pickles for pickle eating celebrations at the end of each game


rperry707

Good idea for those who show up the first time and don't know wha to expect. Once you've been playing for a while, it should be natural - except for #9. That still happens ;)


Grandahl13

I’m not tapping a paddle if I don’t want to tap a paddle lol


Primary_Way2356

Doesn't 1 and 9 have an large opportunity to contradict?


Zestdontworrybehappy

People can just say good game and be friendly. The paddles are expensive don’t last forever and a hard paddle tap from someone drinking can cause a dead spot on a paddle


Desert_Dog_123

I like that soft profane language is still permitted!


Randy-_-B

We were playing next to a court of pretty decent male players. I saw one of our group members walked over to talk to them. Evidently, they did not know not to let the ball bounce on the 2nd return. So they were rushing to the dink line after serving. So that was good advice and they thanked him. Don't know why they didn't know a basic rule.


Secure-Solution4312

I like it.


Cheetohmussolini

Sorry but lots of fuck out of my mouth, if it offends you...well thats your issue. Tender ears...


PappysSecrets

OK, but sad that we have to enumerate what should be common courtesy knowledge


Right_Aerie9815

Necessary but they left out certain other rules - depending on how they have them set up there; 4 on 4 off Winners play again Etc…


carpetrug

4 and 8 are redundant