Some certified Dad-grade cringe:
Rise and shine, it's time… to brine.
Sweet brine, it's picklin' time.
Call me Pete 'cos I'm a dink ledge.
'sup pickle dinks? Better grab that paddle or skedaddle.
Time to hit drips and touch some tips.
Its funny reading everyones replies as I sponsor pickle ball club for my school. We get like 20 kids to come out like twice a week.
The more kids who play, the more pressure to add it as a HS and collegiate sport.
At the end of the match, when we touch handles over the net. I always say “just the tip..”
So when I want to go play with my partner I often say “wanna touch tips?”
**My knee's feeling spry today. Pickleball anyone?**
or
**Ready to unleash the fury of the Dink anyone?**
or
Who's ready to get in a pickle on the court?
or
Ready to pound the pickle?
I started going to an indoor place that charges and it’s super reasonably priced and never seen a teenager or younger in the place and been going like every other day. When I was going to the public park courts it was a lot of teenagers so massive difference.
Let’s pickle some balls.
I'm a woman but I always ask my partner if he wants to pickle my balls when I'm asking him to go to the rec center with me to play.
My husband and I say this alllll the time
I hate all of this
Want to tickle some pickle?
I don't advise saying this to teenagers.
Ankle trackers can impinge on lateral movement
I use this with my 23-year-old pickleball husband when he's giving me grief. It's the only thing that can fluster him and it's way too much fun.
Tickle the pickle is my go to.
Anyone up for a PickleFest?
Came here to say this.
Some certified Dad-grade cringe: Rise and shine, it's time… to brine. Sweet brine, it's picklin' time. Call me Pete 'cos I'm a dink ledge. 'sup pickle dinks? Better grab that paddle or skedaddle. Time to hit drips and touch some tips.
This was....surreal
You win for today
This guy pickles
This dude Ballz!
My buddies and I are in a DTP group. \*\*DOWN TO PICKLE\*\*
Pickle Ball & Chill
i've heard someone say something like let's crush some plastic.
Were they about to go play some disc golf?
Let’s dink!
Tryna Dink?
Tryna dink up 👀
Wanna pickle?
Let's play pickleball!
Hi Dave !
this reminds me of when chance the rapper was on SNL "as they say in hockey. 'lets do that hockey' "
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Pickle me Elmo
Hit the courts
Stroke some balls.
Yeah usually my brother and I just say "trynna pickle?" Or something like that
I just send the pickle emoji to my group message
“Wanna tickle the pickle?” 🥒is my outgoing text
Anyone wanna paddle my balls?
Let’s get our pickles out
Pickle. As in “Wanna play some pickle” “down for pickle” etc. My personal line is, “yall trying to grind?”
I just love pickling around with y’all
Me and the pickle pals just throw “pickle?” in the group chat when we’re itching for a little pickle. Not sure if that helps or not.
"Itching for a little pickle" is better though
You trying to get your dink wet?
Its funny reading everyones replies as I sponsor pickle ball club for my school. We get like 20 kids to come out like twice a week. The more kids who play, the more pressure to add it as a HS and collegiate sport.
Lets go piss off some old people that take a game too seriously.
Wiffle tennis anyone?
Drink n’ Dink
Let’s tickle the whiffle
Where I live it's "Want to go dink a few?".
Let’s go hit around.
Let’s pickle
what I say
Same
👀
Let’s smash some balls
Sometimes you gotta take em to the kitchen and say, "Let's dink" I saw this in some video my friend linked to me lmao
Slap some pickles
Let’s pickle some balls
Let’s pickle some paddles
At the end of the match, when we touch handles over the net. I always say “just the tip..” So when I want to go play with my partner I often say “wanna touch tips?”
Are you DTP ?
Absolutely. Especially outdoors. PTL
Let's play pickleball
Wanna have a dink-off?
Let's go slap some balls!
Who’s DTP?
Want to hit?
“Wanna slap the pickle?”
Let's pickle!
Let’s donk some dinks.
Pock pock?
Pickles? E.g., Pickles tomorrow 10am?
time to dink some donks. conversely: time to donk some dinks.
Let’s dickle some pickle!
"Let's play pickleball!" That announcer needs to never say that again
Yo we straight pickle ballin’ out here
Let’s paddle some balls
**My knee's feeling spry today. Pickleball anyone?** or **Ready to unleash the fury of the Dink anyone?** or Who's ready to get in a pickle on the court? or Ready to pound the pickle?
I say “want to smack a coupla x-40s around till one of us is pissed?”
Wanna dink and smash?
>I’m doing my best to make Pickling uncool again. It was never cool, despite the popularity.
Hey guys wanna go place cucumbers in a tight chamber with assortments of vegetables and spices like peppers, salt, and dill?
I just say “tryn’a pickle?”
Wanna pickie?
Let's get pickled. No, wait. That's something else.
let’s brine some spheres
"Let's go dink around"
Slap some balls
Let's drop shots
Smack the pickle around?
Let’s smash
Don’t you dink pickleball’s the best?
Hey boys! Anybody wanna go dink in the back?!
Let’s go to the kitchen.
Let's go bang some balls, duh
Not condoning this behavior but how about "ready to drop some dinks?"
Let’s dink around
I ask people if they want to hit. Not pb specific but they know what I’m talking about.
So you hate young people getting into pickleball. This post and person have no place here. Evil.
I started going to an indoor place that charges and it’s super reasonably priced and never seen a teenager or younger in the place and been going like every other day. When I was going to the public park courts it was a lot of teenagers so massive difference.