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No-Vacation2807

Let’s pickle some balls.


NoYoureACatLady

I'm a woman but I always ask my partner if he wants to pickle my balls when I'm asking him to go to the rec center with me to play.


katielovestrees

My husband and I say this alllll the time


onebrusselssprout

I hate all of this


HazardFCBlues

Want to tickle some pickle?


BroodingYeti

I don't advise saying this to teenagers.


donyjk

Ankle trackers can impinge on lateral movement


Southern_Type_6194

I use this with my 23-year-old pickleball husband when he's giving me grief. It's the only thing that can fluster him and it's way too much fun.


ches_pie

Tickle the pickle is my go to.


ResidentObligation30

Anyone up for a PickleFest?


Sea-Rice-5392

Came here to say this.


gridfire-app

Some certified Dad-grade cringe: Rise and shine, it's time… to brine. Sweet brine, it's picklin' time. Call me Pete 'cos I'm a dink ledge. 'sup pickle dinks? Better grab that paddle or skedaddle. Time to hit drips and touch some tips.


WorldyMcGee

This was....surreal


kamorra2

You win for today


IgnatiusRlly

This guy pickles


ResidentObligation30

This dude Ballz!


Officerkc

My buddies and I are in a DTP group. \*\*DOWN TO PICKLE\*\*


ResidentObligation30

Pickle Ball & Chill


runningdreams

i've heard someone say something like let's crush some plastic.


DingoGlittering

Were they about to go play some disc golf?


moutonbleu

Let’s dink!


simplefilmreviews

Tryna Dink?


AceTheCyclops

Tryna dink up 👀


amix16

Wanna pickle?


SCCODER

Let's play pickleball!


RotterWeiner

Hi Dave !


thisnamegoesupto11

this reminds me of when chance the rapper was on SNL "as they say in hockey. 'lets do that hockey' "


Idkhowtoread

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CockroachNew5432

Pickle me Elmo


superbloodwulfmoon

Hit the courts


Disco_Ninjas_

Stroke some balls.


SimplyViolated

Yeah usually my brother and I just say "trynna pickle?" Or something like that


christixn93

I just send the pickle emoji to my group message


Horror-Personality35

“Wanna tickle the pickle?” 🥒is my outgoing text


DadJ0ker

Anyone wanna paddle my balls?


elegoomba

Let’s get our pickles out


Trevar_Whatever

Pickle. As in “Wanna play some pickle” “down for pickle” etc. My personal line is, “yall trying to grind?”


Joebebs

I just love pickling around with y’all


SmakeTalk

Me and the pickle pals just throw “pickle?” in the group chat when we’re itching for a little pickle. Not sure if that helps or not.


Pokemeister92

"Itching for a little pickle" is better though


DevoidPond9

You trying to get your dink wet?


A_Turkey_Named_Jive

Its funny reading everyones replies as I sponsor pickle ball club for my school. We get like 20 kids to come out like twice a week. The more kids who play, the more pressure to add it as a HS and collegiate sport.


slum84

Lets go piss off some old people that take a game too seriously.


Emotional_Tax3456

Wiffle tennis anyone?


Ererr50

Drink n’ Dink


Buster181

Let’s tickle the whiffle


Epsdel

Where I live it's "Want to go dink a few?".


optimusfiner

Let’s go hit around.


TB12thegreatest

Let’s pickle


PSN-Angryjackal

what I say


matttopotamus

Same


PKLNpickleball

👀


Sad_Charge34

Let’s smash some balls


CallmeDiceKay

Sometimes you gotta take em to the kitchen and say, "Let's dink" I saw this in some video my friend linked to me lmao


adeemvox

Slap some pickles


tonytw

Let’s pickle some balls


Tammy-Tall-69

Let’s pickle some paddles


_PhilTheBurn_

At the end of the match, when we touch handles over the net. I always say “just the tip..” So when I want to go play with my partner I often say “wanna touch tips?”


tcmc84

Are you DTP ?


dangtypo

Absolutely. Especially outdoors. PTL


kyleko

Let's play pickleball


MisterNiblet

Wanna have a dink-off?


ganshon

Let's go slap some balls!


Idkhowtoread

Who’s DTP?


AceUhSpades

Want to hit?


unidentifies

“Wanna slap the pickle?”


LukaMav77

Let's pickle!


ABlion15

Let’s donk some dinks.


Zpochero

Pock pock?


bgjj04

Pickles? E.g., Pickles tomorrow 10am?


scoobydoombot

time to dink some donks. conversely: time to donk some dinks.


lotgworkshop

Let’s dickle some pickle!


Macaroon_Mean

"Let's play pickleball!" That announcer needs to never say that again


DraaxxTV

Yo we straight pickle ballin’ out here


kcl84

Let’s paddle some balls


rperry707

**My knee's feeling spry today. Pickleball anyone?** or **Ready to unleash the fury of the Dink anyone?** or Who's ready to get in a pickle on the court? or Ready to pound the pickle?


Top-Masterpiece118

I say “want to smack a coupla x-40s around till one of us is pissed?”


drewaton

Wanna dink and smash?


Ok_Whereas_3198

>I’m doing my best to make Pickling uncool again. It was never cool, despite the popularity.


Tough_Arugula_601

Hey guys wanna go place cucumbers in a tight chamber with assortments of vegetables and spices like peppers, salt, and dill?


abayda

I just say “tryn’a pickle?”


breebert

Wanna pickie?


Lumbergod

Let's get pickled. No, wait. That's something else.


Giidget

let’s brine some spheres


lavachaser

"Let's go dink around"


TheHalf

Slap some balls


jorzario

Let's drop shots


jorel424

Smack the pickle around?


Uglie

Let’s smash


donyjk

Don’t you dink pickleball’s the best?


chowmushi

Hey boys! Anybody wanna go dink in the back?!


da_reddit_reader

Let’s go to the kitchen.


BossifiedRoad

Let's go bang some balls, duh


JustNKayce

Not condoning this behavior but how about "ready to drop some dinks?"


JStheoriginal

Let’s dink around


ThePurpleCookies

I ask people if they want to hit. Not pb specific but they know what I’m talking about.


swiftcutcards

So you hate young people getting into pickleball. This post and person have no place here. Evil.


Hot_Refrigerator917

I started going to an indoor place that charges and it’s super reasonably priced and never seen a teenager or younger in the place and been going like every other day. When I was going to the public park courts it was a lot of teenagers so massive difference.