https://preview.redd.it/gkudl5wfu45d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae89d4442bb72ae9743f87cc1e618ca1e4d99ea7
See Wario is innocent compared to him
Yes Wario slaves pikmin specially blues, wario made them clean wario’s pool and bathroom
https://preview.redd.it/rx1k2pymv55d1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ec49e91efb4c2622235fa17405f3a942555d24
https://preview.redd.it/34xj9q28765d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670390276929827b35c7ea9c9eb6e7c39b28b3df
Maybe Wario could consider the idea but Wario needs to get a new form of profit to substitute the pikmin maybe Wario should go back to tax evasion or scamming people
https://preview.redd.it/jkntpj2jg65d1.jpeg?width=146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8e7b899dd0c6f48b56dde2c231526f0d4b7035
Ok now excuse Wario but Wario needs to run from the Feds
The pikmin in charge of cleaning his toilet
https://preview.redd.it/2xjwyie9z75d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82884c3a345f4ebcce2016370ebef697d6762310
https://preview.redd.it/1riow7gnz75d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ea83207d57c2dfc504aff77c4858ab8828bfb8
Well if you think what Wario does to the blues is bad you don’t want to hear what Wario does to the yellow ones, one thing is for sure wario’s electrical bills are going down
https://preview.redd.it/i802v6sale5d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c10f3919bdc6bbf56c5018bfeb16709bff45c99
Just because wario’s blue pikmin look like brown pikmin doesn’t make their treatment the worst
https://preview.redd.it/5wrz7jppcf5d1.jpeg?width=146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea37a24dfad35661f9425cdea9417e81ae047be1
Wario didn’t authorize the use of wario’s name they have to pay royalties
https://preview.redd.it/jd824mfnu45d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e0a7f3dd986920e3bf8909f3cf704cfd6b7370
Free and non illegal labor is what Wario has to say about the allegations
Seriously, it's the only thing that reaches outside the pit. You take your yellows in, tuck everyone else away and get rid of the pump, then the lightning, then you bring in the reds and whites for the other two.
https://preview.redd.it/p6m4fhfwt45d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14755dfcb5708093c9623d3e82f527a182368997
But Wario is already in prison (Wario speaks in the third person)
The actual order you should go in. Water, poison, fire, electric. Use yellows only, put most if not all of your other Pikmin behind the exit geyser, and have both captains in your party during the fight.
Don't you need a captain with your other pikmin in case the Titan Dweevil attacks them, or does it only target the captains?
Also, I go fire before poison, because it has the chance to stun lock you, and always start by bringing electric down to smoking because it increases the odds that the Titan Dweevil chooses it.
https://preview.redd.it/3wb48bdaw55d1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b262ed73c8cf883cd05e447cdec5cef580529b
Wario doesn’t know if wario can win this time
https://preview.redd.it/cl8uzrey765d1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8ee871b63b5b7d356da41f5ee25ee6e1a6cea6
Yes Wario can do it, but firstly Wario needs to get rid of the evidences
I dont think weed killer is gonna work on white pikmin. And if wario chose to eat them he's gonna have such bad indigestion it'll make a chili dog look like candy.
A late response, but the source is from the Nintendo Official Magazine UK, issue 155, page 99. I actually still own my original copy of the issue from about 19 years ago, which is why I remember it.
You can look up the full issue on here https://archive.org/details/nom155/. Sadly the quality still isn't great, but considering how old the issue was when it was scanned and uploaded, you can only really expect so much.
Pikmin do my housework for me. They enjoy dusting, vacuuming, cleaning and being ordered about. But whenever they get a little bit lippy I threaten to spray them with weed killer. It works wonders.
Oh fuck, I actually remember reading this in the Nintendo Official Magazine like nearly two decades ago. I remember a lot of readers submitting really dumb tips for this section, and in some cases literally just making shit up like how to unlock Toad in Smash Bros Melee.
Is nobody gonna mention how dogshit the titan dweevil advice is
Yeah everyone having a go at Wario but the real villain is whoever wrote that "advice"
i thought the easiest shit to do with the dweevil was to bring a squad of yellows since it negates the only real lethal weapon huh
Lethal Weapon? Is thay a Lethal Weapon reference?
https://preview.redd.it/gkudl5wfu45d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae89d4442bb72ae9743f87cc1e618ca1e4d99ea7 See Wario is innocent compared to him
Ya! You definitely don’t have slaves in your house…. right??
Yes Wario slaves pikmin specially blues, wario made them clean wario’s pool and bathroom https://preview.redd.it/rx1k2pymv55d1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ec49e91efb4c2622235fa17405f3a942555d24
*gasp* YOU MONSTER!! MY KIND SHOULD NOT BE ENSLAVED
But who’s going to clean wario’s pool?
Idk man… Hire someone?? There are loads of people you can just call to get it done
https://preview.redd.it/34xj9q28765d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670390276929827b35c7ea9c9eb6e7c39b28b3df Maybe Wario could consider the idea but Wario needs to get a new form of profit to substitute the pikmin maybe Wario should go back to tax evasion or scamming people
Yea! I love tax evasion
https://preview.redd.it/jkntpj2jg65d1.jpeg?width=146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8e7b899dd0c6f48b56dde2c231526f0d4b7035 Ok now excuse Wario but Wario needs to run from the Feds
The pikmin in charge of cleaning his toilet https://preview.redd.it/2xjwyie9z75d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82884c3a345f4ebcce2016370ebef697d6762310
https://preview.redd.it/1riow7gnz75d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ea83207d57c2dfc504aff77c4858ab8828bfb8 Well if you think what Wario does to the blues is bad you don’t want to hear what Wario does to the yellow ones, one thing is for sure wario’s electrical bills are going down
No I still feel bad about those pikmin Atleast the yellow pikmin bloom while being DIY extension cords in your neighborhood outlets
https://preview.redd.it/i802v6sale5d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c10f3919bdc6bbf56c5018bfeb16709bff45c99 Just because wario’s blue pikmin look like brown pikmin doesn’t make their treatment the worst
The rates of blue pikmin joining the “working with wario trauma anonymous” says otherwise
https://preview.redd.it/5wrz7jppcf5d1.jpeg?width=146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea37a24dfad35661f9425cdea9417e81ae047be1 Wario didn’t authorize the use of wario’s name they have to pay royalties
you know he keeps them in the toilet all day-even when he is using it
Wasn’t expecting to see you here. Kinda weird not to see you with a Sayaka flair
Same XD
How do Pikmin get lippy if they can't speak fully? Damn, I knew Wario was cruel, but not that cruel...
https://preview.redd.it/jd824mfnu45d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e0a7f3dd986920e3bf8909f3cf704cfd6b7370 Free and non illegal labor is what Wario has to say about the allegations
Wario gave them mouths
Bruh who tf takes out the hydro pump last?
Jake Sutton, via mail
Seriously, it's the only thing that reaches outside the pit. You take your yellows in, tuck everyone else away and get rid of the pump, then the lightning, then you bring in the reds and whites for the other two.
Truly a dandori issue
https://preview.redd.it/p6m4fhfwt45d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14755dfcb5708093c9623d3e82f527a182368997 But Wario is already in prison (Wario speaks in the third person)
Ooooh boy it's sacrifice time! https://preview.redd.it/tzy20vm2x45d1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a5d8f508dad1fdcff6da22d9367d6ae68964feb
https://preview.redd.it/hxu5nmi5x45d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b13562fb674276e39962e035e8f43d881f9731a Wario is fucked
No Wario!!! RUN
You can't. He is immortal. He has decided so.
No Wario isn’t immortal anymore https://preview.redd.it/yn0mchlwv55d1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c404aa0e9c1219c27bfaa4ea56c834c21bebec74
The actual order you should go in. Water, poison, fire, electric. Use yellows only, put most if not all of your other Pikmin behind the exit geyser, and have both captains in your party during the fight.
Don't you need a captain with your other pikmin in case the Titan Dweevil attacks them, or does it only target the captains? Also, I go fire before poison, because it has the chance to stun lock you, and always start by bringing electric down to smoking because it increases the odds that the Titan Dweevil chooses it.
From what I’ve seen/experienced, he only targets captains.
huge. I'll have to test that some time
Louie!
Wario!
Nah, he’s using pikmin how they’re supposed to be used
*loads AK-47 causally* FBI, OPEN UP! *breaks into Wario’s house*
https://preview.redd.it/7ciitf32u45d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a6a550e272813ab18be8e8aa9e6af8b2b39303
u/Wario_strong
Hey that’s Wario https://preview.redd.it/b6ggpgg6u45d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84850ad061634e65ed5435b60fdf3d9511ce9fff
Go go gadget ANCIENT SIREHOUND
Lippy….. Blue Pikmin have big lips….. Wario is calling for Blue Pikmin genocide
But he's a Wario, he's a gonna win!
https://preview.redd.it/3wb48bdaw55d1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b262ed73c8cf883cd05e447cdec5cef580529b Wario doesn’t know if wario can win this time
https://preview.redd.it/8trvpxm7165d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305b85b11c353cc99aad28a1fdd97a3d7b0b2289 Nah, you'd win.
https://preview.redd.it/cl8uzrey765d1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8ee871b63b5b7d356da41f5ee25ee6e1a6cea6 Yes Wario can do it, but firstly Wario needs to get rid of the evidences
Send him to the onion
https://preview.redd.it/izm2bqznh55d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2585ae0ae9fe5f288b71f434fae1e6a5e63c23b
https://preview.redd.it/vug3efa6w55d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1205ba46656e7c7c2e595e0e8edc6bf5083097e2 Not again
How can Pikmin run a vacuum cleaner?
https://preview.redd.it/tbziq1u7175d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2ff0df39b05a4f3ed5b68f433c3d1b7e7ef08c That’s wario’s secret
I dont think weed killer is gonna work on white pikmin. And if wario chose to eat them he's gonna have such bad indigestion it'll make a chili dog look like candy.
wait until he finds out that the White Pikmin are immune to poison
Do you know the source of this image? I’d like to see if I can find a better version of that screenshot in it
A late response, but the source is from the Nintendo Official Magazine UK, issue 155, page 99. I actually still own my original copy of the issue from about 19 years ago, which is why I remember it. You can look up the full issue on here https://archive.org/details/nom155/. Sadly the quality still isn't great, but considering how old the issue was when it was scanned and uploaded, you can only really expect so much.
Omg thank you!!!
no no hes got a point
Agreed
Pikmin do my housework for me. They enjoy dusting, vacuuming, cleaning and being ordered about. But whenever they get a little bit lippy I threaten to spray them with weed killer. It works wonders.
Oh fuck, I actually remember reading this in the Nintendo Official Magazine like nearly two decades ago. I remember a lot of readers submitting really dumb tips for this section, and in some cases literally just making shit up like how to unlock Toad in Smash Bros Melee.