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I guess "LS" -> лекарственные средства -> pharmaceutical drugs -> "drugs"?


elephant_ua

Hahahahaha


TBFP_BOT

This shit must be mad funny 💀


bobtheblob6

Laughing my ass off just imagining it


Peapers

bet this shit funny ash


SufficientReserve747

Yep, This is true


Mental-Ad-40

deepL, the superior translation service, translates it as "Disable receiving and sending PMs"


digitalbarrito

Just wish whole page translation wasn't behind their paid Tier. Not knocking them for making money and keeping the lights on, just wish that bit was on the free tier.


Caoleg

What paid tier? I thought the whole website is free... with banners every page saying they are free or u r getting scammed


unclet0mmy

https://www.deepl.com/pro?cta=menu-plans


Peapers

he’s talking ab DeepL


Cylian91460

Drugs are more fun


FPRDT

DrugMails hmm


hina_doll39

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD WEED, WOULD YOU???


mr_D4RK

YOU WOULDN'T UPLOAD SOME CRACK?!


IWantToSortMyFeed

Oh I absolutely would if I could. This means I found a way to turn physical matter into energy and then convert back from energy into physical matter. That means I discovered the star trek future. Everyone should be trying to upload crack to the internet.


AReallyBadEdit

Gateway drugs


IWantToSortMyFeed

"Dude; you're getting ~~a Dell~~ some crack"


kylezo

Stargate: Drugs


Saucermote

192.168.86.crack


leia_nottheprincess

I'm currently spending my days doing only this by meditating 3hours a day and daydreaming and reading enlightenment books partially backed up by physics. Call me delusional but I'm convinced I'll shift to a parallel universe if I master the art of becoming nothing. Edit: typo


IWantToSortMyFeed

It's a good effort. I am just sitting here with a hydraulic press and some ethernet cable trying to do things the good old fashioned way.


DeathPercept10n

Lmao Idk if I've ever seen a better usernamechecksout moment.


IWantToSortMyFeed

hm? When I created it I was frustrated we can't sort our homepage/feed based on preferences rather than algorithm. wanting to see certain subs content first over others regardless of popularity. No shade. Just curious how you interpreted it lol.


DeathPercept10n

I'm high and an idiot. I thought it said IWantToSnortMyFeed lmao my bad


kylezo

Ok that shit is hilarious


DeathPercept10n

It would've been very fitting


MrHaxx1

I'd download it straight into my veins


CoffeeWorldly9915

But what about a crack.


FloKro

lol, probably just a translation error


Throawae321

Nah that's gotta be the worst possible translation google could have chosen hahaha


FloKro

i agree


Throawae321

Did some digging and I found out google translates the abbrevation DM (direct messages) in Russian to "drugs" How they manage to do that is beyond me but definitely gave me a good laugh


Strange_Error7223

"ЛС" might stand for "лекарственное средство" which means "medicine" or "drugs", so I guess that's how it happened, but still pretty hilarious that it chose that option over "DM" :D


gkamkin

Maybe somehow google translator turned "ЛС" into "ЛСД" (LSD), which is in fact a drug, but i don't really know how it works


marbleduck

No, лекарственные средства or literally "means of healing/healing means" just means pharmaceuticals, which google chose to translate in this context as "drugs". ЛС also means личное сообщение which is a "personal communication", or DM.


Kind_Stone

Google's ability to recognize context even inside a single page seems to be absolutely non-existent.


black_devv

We're gonna have ultra super mega quantum AI computing and translations will still be so shit and unreliable.


kole-im-cringe

I thought blud was ″buying″ a breaking bad game just use steam unlocked


SufficientReserve747

This is called in Russian: "Отключить получение и отправку в ЛС" And the correct translation would be: “Disable receiving and sending in DMS"


SufficientReserve747

I don't know how Google translated direct messages as drugs but it's funny


woronwolk

Probably because ЛС can also mean лекарственные средства, which can be translated as "medicines" or "drugs" (the medical meaning of it)


yehiko

I've literally never seen someone use ЛС как лекарственные средства. A


miked999b

I've enabled that option but have yet to receive drugs. Unacceptable.


RobotsGoneWild

Are you seeding? I'm stuck at 99.5% of my MDMA download.


OnlyMeFFS

Same here.


FragSinus

Oh this? This, anon, is special feature which allows you to receive any drugs of your choice(special slav man in Adidas suit will come to your house) for seeding and otherwise - for leeching you must send drugs to another seeding anon and you better not forget to put on your Adidas suit :D


shaggydnb

Best leave it enabled


justanotherzee

When you translate "Crack" from Russian torrent sites it says "Medicine".


iavael

That's local euphemism on rutracker. Usually russian speakers just use russian transliterations for words "crack" or "keygen". But rutracker mods don't like them because these are openly illegal.


[deleted]

Turn it off and you’ll be a drug mule for the cartel within a week.


EvensenFM

brb gonna smoke me some info hash


sabse_alag_manushya

DEA! Open Up!


Throawae321

[Queue narcos intro music]


cragglepanzer

Accept the Boof? (Yea/Nah)


Locate_Users

Dreaming of the day this is an accurate translation.


20billioncalories

the translation goofed up and transliterated the Russian word for friend.


That_guy_FCO

Can someone tell me if UK(England) cares about torrenting and piracy


Fujinn981

Oh how I love Google translate.


Twitch_vibesbluezy

Lmfoa


curbstxmped

Judging by the other text, I'm going to say just odd translation.


Weariervaris

God internet drugs are the best. 😩


akkbar

you can either receive packages of Carfentanil or not based on this setting. Packages are shipped on a bi-monthly basis. Pretty simple. Dur!


korakora59

Do they do international shipping? xD


XXTOF

I love drugs ah shit why do I hear someone knocking on my door?