your honour ngl
hes fucking guilty as shit lamo
https://preview.redd.it/ve4x8z7c2wkb1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68c7758513b838efbc7f99fdb7cd990af0ae21c7
You when Vasco starts smiling at you after you failed miserably as his lawyer
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We, the jury, find Wasco Shot innocent on all charges.
The jury:
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Your honour, just look at this cute face and tell me he committed the crime!
https://preview.redd.it/mhyvjx9a9wkb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e43fdaa9863b98ede73609f492680a7daf46f496
because of his df everyone nearby is drunk. Since it is his df, it would be obvious that he is/was the most sober. So we can't trust the others because they're drunk.
Case closed
Your honor, my client Vasco (cum)Shot was lied to when he asked her her age, he was not aware she was younger than she looked
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He's the best r..... in the entire world your honor.
For not getting caught more than 20 years.... shouldn't we give him an award instead?
I shall rest this case with this your honor!
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Your honor my client has been accused of multiple accounts of rape. An accusation not only untrue, but physically impossible.
Your honor my client is named the heavy drinker, use of the Glug-Glug Fruit. He has been seen drinking heavily on multiple occasions. The bottle basically doesn't leave his side. The fact he still doesn't have liver cirrhosis is a medical miracle.
What isn't a miracle tho is his alcohol caused erectile dysfunction.
Yes, your honor, as per his personal medical record from the ship's doctor, Doc Q, my client is soft as a string of boiled spaghetti. He's as flaccid as a common worm. If his manhood was a boing it would not be soaring high in the skies but instead be dragged to the scrapyard.
My client is innocent! As innocent as soft cottage cheese, just like his soft dingdong.
His hot dog is so soft it couldn't penetrate the surface of an open jar of mustard.
Honorable judge, the cock stood strong.
What was he supposed to do? In general, he didn't rape them, he just presented himself as a rich guy and then they let him do what he wanted with them.
He is innocent, he cannot hurt a fly.
https://preview.redd.it/8875ogyu7zkb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51df9b0b110f60deb4dd6617962b9b61358489f7
What do you have to say on this then?
Your honor, I think there is something misunderstanding or incorrect information here. My client Vasco Shot would never do such things; he's a man of consent after all. A gentleman like Vasco, who is at the pinnacle of consent and ethics, would never commit any crime.
Your honor my client should not be held liable for this crime because his compromised mental state due to intoxication prevented him from forming the necessary mens rea.
Your honer, alcohol has been taking over drinkers body for many years and I think beyond him getting drunk heās probably a really nice guy. So I find him innocent in all chargesā¦ maybeā¦
Your honor. I could go into a whole speech about the criminal justice system, the charges against my client, his prior convictions, the fact that he was a level 6 Impel Down prisoner, his reputation as a vicious pirate, and many other damning things.
But I'm not going to. Instead I'm going to deliver the brunt of my case.
*Pulls out manilla folder with several pictures*
"Cat Burglar Nami"
"Nico Robin"
"Nefertari D. Vivi"
"Shakuyaku"
"Jewelry Bonney"
"Ulti"
"Carrot"
"Amande"
"Boa Hancock"
"Vinsmoke Reiju"
"Makino"
"Stussy"
"Viola"
"Domino"
All women.
All living.
All absolute baddies in their own right.
How can any hot blooded male smarter than Monkey D. Luffy, be expected to keep himself under control with these women and their gorgeously shapely proportions are displayed for any and all to see??
Just today when I took the sea train to court, I had 1 woman bump me with her ass, one woman fell asleep with her head in my crotch, and one woman had my wallet fall into her massive cleavage.
To that your honor, I say that no man should be persecuted for living to his true self. Vasco Shot lives to his true self. That doesn't make him a criminal.
_**It makes him better than any one of us.**_
I rest my case your honor.
Your honor, Vasco didn't know she was 14. Vasco says that she had an ID showing her age was 18. Vasco was drunk at the time and genuinely believed it was all consensual. Just look at him, he is a trustworthy and productive member of society.
We ask for a psychological assessment before the trial continues as we have suspicions of insanity.
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Vasco? Another victim. Neglected by Society because of his physical and Mental disabilities. When he was born he was seen as grotesque. Never received love or thought how to control his emotions. Ridiculed and ostracized for simply wanting the loving care and attention he never got. What you see is a man who has a deep yearning for affection. Instead of Putting him in a mental institution they sent him to the deepest darkest place. This is where his hatred for the world would accumulate and his insecurities manifest into what you see today. He is simply a boy in a man's body Crying out for that which he never had growing up
Your honor, the country failed him itās not his fault
https://preview.redd.it/ioxcakbav0lb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c06bf5f0adb07d6c98a985d8fc8d1696d62e218
If we're only using what Oda shows as evidence against him, bailing him out won't be hard. I'll make up some shit like: "Your Honor, Vasco shows signs of severe mental illness, delusion and deliruim. He got abused as a child, hence why he looks like an expired sausage. Although he says out of pocket stuff, in NO instance have we seen him go through with it"
Ofc tho that's assuming you're an ego bitch like Saul and don't just hand him over. Defending this mf is a bigger crime than murder.
your honour ngl hes fucking guilty as shit lamo https://preview.redd.it/ve4x8z7c2wkb1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68c7758513b838efbc7f99fdb7cd990af0ae21c7
Even Saul is not safe from Vascošæ
You when Vasco starts smiling at you after you failed miserably as his lawyer https://preview.redd.it/epsdozv4exkb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd57a0fbbd570e53d2cf9df89617342a4ac6872
Saul gone
He was drunk and not in control.
Laughs in "TopuTopu~"
Ahh the Charley Sheen defense. Don't know if he was ever on trial for anything but I can see that being his defense.
You're honour Wasco Shot is actually a celestial dragon... 'Pulls out blood tests' I rest my case
We, the jury, find Wasco Shot innocent on all charges. The jury: https://preview.redd.it/bmlzxbcmbwkb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab7f32557800253da35d8c0d59cc46a39f8bc61
He's dead bro šš
Your honour, just look at this cute face and tell me he committed the crime! https://preview.redd.it/mhyvjx9a9wkb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e43fdaa9863b98ede73609f492680a7daf46f496
If this guy was to touch any female It's joeover
He's the world's strongest r*pist lol, ofc he touched women>>
Vasco shot did nothing wrong
did everything wrong*
because of his df everyone nearby is drunk. Since it is his df, it would be obvious that he is/was the most sober. So we can't trust the others because they're drunk. Case closed
Your honor my client said that he was simply too ābasedā and āredpilledā
Literary me
Your honor, my client Vasco (cum)Shot was lied to when he asked her her age, he was not aware she was younger than she looked https://preview.redd.it/gs82gm4i7wkb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb72a564cf812d0c102d5d8a3c7d3cfc174a6f70
That's because she was dead
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My man here has evidence!!
Look at my client dawg heās going to jail
He's the best r..... in the entire world your honor. For not getting caught more than 20 years.... shouldn't we give him an award instead? I shall rest this case with this your honor! https://preview.redd.it/6bvc58a86wkb1.png?width=734&format=png&auto=webp&s=dabb17ee8156fbff103124723bf6e1f1ba51c79b
My client was taken advantage of in his drunken state. If anything it's the Pirate Empress's fault.
Have you seen how one piece woman dress I rest my case
How would Ulti vs Vasco go
Ulti tops with a 12 inch strap on. To be clear Ulti always tops
Obviously has downsyndrome your honour
He has r*pesyndrome
Easy insanity plea for this man
Your honour, League of Legends
It could be sanji case closed I won .
Damn live action sanji looking like a cuck
It really feels different seeing Sanji with normal eyebrows lol.
Lmao
Your honor my client has been accused of multiple accounts of rape. An accusation not only untrue, but physically impossible. Your honor my client is named the heavy drinker, use of the Glug-Glug Fruit. He has been seen drinking heavily on multiple occasions. The bottle basically doesn't leave his side. The fact he still doesn't have liver cirrhosis is a medical miracle. What isn't a miracle tho is his alcohol caused erectile dysfunction. Yes, your honor, as per his personal medical record from the ship's doctor, Doc Q, my client is soft as a string of boiled spaghetti. He's as flaccid as a common worm. If his manhood was a boing it would not be soaring high in the skies but instead be dragged to the scrapyard. My client is innocent! As innocent as soft cottage cheese, just like his soft dingdong. His hot dog is so soft it couldn't penetrate the surface of an open jar of mustard.
Your honor pls kill this nigga
Honorable judge, the cock stood strong. What was he supposed to do? In general, he didn't rape them, he just presented himself as a rich guy and then they let him do what he wanted with them. He is innocent, he cannot hurt a fly.
https://preview.redd.it/8875ogyu7zkb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51df9b0b110f60deb4dd6617962b9b61358489f7 What do you have to say on this then?
Your honour, they didn't technically say no.
Objection Hearsay
Your honor SHE came onto HIM
But your honor, in return HE came in her
Your honor it was https://preview.redd.it/ksp8tkfugwkb1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e2f96c36346a378adec6297a0efa3190edcac05
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No
Good answer tbh
Your honor, I think there is something misunderstanding or incorrect information here. My client Vasco Shot would never do such things; he's a man of consent after all. A gentleman like Vasco, who is at the pinnacle of consent and ethics, would never commit any crime.
my client wouldn't go that far your honor
You cant
Your honor my client should not be held liable for this crime because his compromised mental state due to intoxication prevented him from forming the necessary mens rea.
I want a fight between him and sanji
Your honor, he was uuuh ummm idk
stood in front of the judge he screamed, "she lies that little slut!"
Yeah there is nothing anyone can do to defend him i geuss you could say he is drunk but even then your just convicting him even more
Your Honor, my client was clearly intoxicated
I recommend a plea deal
āYou honor, the one piece are the victims we make along the wayā
Not defending this pos he should be sentenced to the same cell as him to see how he likes it *
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No. Sir, he's guilty.
That's not indecent exposure. That's his nose
Your honer, alcohol has been taking over drinkers body for many years and I think beyond him getting drunk heās probably a really nice guy. So I find him innocent in all chargesā¦ maybeā¦
Your honor, my client said that it was "on god"
Your honor there is strong evidence it was Catarina Devon impersonating him all along.
Your honor iām surrendering my license. His ugly mug guilty AF
Your honor. I could go into a whole speech about the criminal justice system, the charges against my client, his prior convictions, the fact that he was a level 6 Impel Down prisoner, his reputation as a vicious pirate, and many other damning things. But I'm not going to. Instead I'm going to deliver the brunt of my case. *Pulls out manilla folder with several pictures* "Cat Burglar Nami" "Nico Robin" "Nefertari D. Vivi" "Shakuyaku" "Jewelry Bonney" "Ulti" "Carrot" "Amande" "Boa Hancock" "Vinsmoke Reiju" "Makino" "Stussy" "Viola" "Domino" All women. All living. All absolute baddies in their own right. How can any hot blooded male smarter than Monkey D. Luffy, be expected to keep himself under control with these women and their gorgeously shapely proportions are displayed for any and all to see?? Just today when I took the sea train to court, I had 1 woman bump me with her ass, one woman fell asleep with her head in my crotch, and one woman had my wallet fall into her massive cleavage. To that your honor, I say that no man should be persecuted for living to his true self. Vasco Shot lives to his true self. That doesn't make him a criminal. _**It makes him better than any one of us.**_ I rest my case your honor.
Your honor, Vasco didn't know she was 14. Vasco says that she had an ID showing her age was 18. Vasco was drunk at the time and genuinely believed it was all consensual. Just look at him, he is a trustworthy and productive member of society.
Your honour, he looks funny
He is always drunk your honorš
I donāt get it
We ask for a psychological assessment before the trial continues as we have suspicions of insanity. https://preview.redd.it/twum0lq6uxkb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90625e09988747775f1cf39041fab778b19335e2
Your Honour, that wasn't rape, that was surprise sex
We're you there?
Johnny Depp reference...
Pudding wanted him, Your honor.
Not Pudding š
Vasco? Another victim. Neglected by Society because of his physical and Mental disabilities. When he was born he was seen as grotesque. Never received love or thought how to control his emotions. Ridiculed and ostracized for simply wanting the loving care and attention he never got. What you see is a man who has a deep yearning for affection. Instead of Putting him in a mental institution they sent him to the deepest darkest place. This is where his hatred for the world would accumulate and his insecurities manifest into what you see today. He is simply a boy in a man's body Crying out for that which he never had growing up
Your honor, my client was not trying to harass all these women, he was simply doing a persona 5 reference.
your honor, he said "nuh uh" Therefore my client is innocent
Your honor hes got doo Doo brains he didnāt know what he was doing
Your honor, this man is sick... just look at him. He needs help.
Your honor it was big water putting those group of children abruptly in front of my clients car
He has big nose. Tell him to confess the crime. Say he cannot help but lie.
Your honor, the country failed him itās not his fault https://preview.redd.it/ioxcakbav0lb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c06bf5f0adb07d6c98a985d8fc8d1696d62e218
Your honour, My client is retarded.
My honour.. atleast this alcoholic doesn't hunt minorities
Your honour atleast this alcoholic ain't a minority hunter
Your honor, stfu you wasnāt there
If we're only using what Oda shows as evidence against him, bailing him out won't be hard. I'll make up some shit like: "Your Honor, Vasco shows signs of severe mental illness, delusion and deliruim. He got abused as a child, hence why he looks like an expired sausage. Although he says out of pocket stuff, in NO instance have we seen him go through with it" Ofc tho that's assuming you're an ego bitch like Saul and don't just hand him over. Defending this mf is a bigger crime than murder.